Best of the Rest Archive: Allan Morley

Absent without leave =
I vote we shun a battle.
Allan Morley

The AIDS virus =
It assured HIV.
Allan Morley

Alongside =
Aligned so.
Allan Morley

The biological weapons =
Lace a globe with poison.
Allan Morley

The brassiere =
Breast is here.
Allan Morley

Catholic priests =
Special to Christ.
Allan Morley

'Death of a Salesman' =
Loman's fate's ahead.
Allan Morley

Death to America! =
I hate a democrat!
Allan Morley

Discount stores =
So it's under cost.
Allan Morley

The Hindenburg =
Thing burned, eh?
Allan Morley

The humanitarian disaster =
End this trauma in this area.
Allan Morley

The National Rifle Association =
A lone fanatical shooter is in it.
Allan Morley

New Year's Resolution =
One rarely uses it now.
Allan Morley

Palestinian Authority =
Antipathy unto Israeli.
Allan Morley

Penthouse apartments =
Man's set up near the top.
Allan Morley

Shampoo and conditioner =
Tonic on one's damp hairdo.
Allan Morley

The Taliban forces =
Arch-foes in battle.
Allan Morley

Weapons of mass destruction =
Poison to smarten a few scuds.
Allan Morley

Weapons of mass destruction =
Stupid son saw no traces of 'em.
Allan Morley

Anal intercourse =
Unions are rectal!
Allan Morley

The labour pains =
Open labia hurts!
Allan Morley

Late-night television =
Love the genitals in it!
Allan Morley

The pornographic site =
Stripping each hooter.
Allan Morley

The striptease =
He peers at tits!
Allan Morley