Best of the Rest Archive: Mick Tully

Rubens Barrichello =
Races Hill on rubber.
Mick Tully

Brain Surgeon =
I grab neurons.
Mick Tully

Car Salesman =
Learns a scam.
Mick Tully

Corporal Punishment =
Thin crop - lump on arse.
Mick Tully

Dot-com shares =
O, most crashed!
Mick Tully

The Easter Rising =
Green Irish State.
Mick Tully

Epicurean delights =
It's a pedigree lunch.
Mick Tully

Friends of the Earth =
For threatened fish.
Mick Tully

General Protection Fault =
To corrupt an elegant file?
Mick Tully

Osama bin Laden =
A damn alien S.O.B!
Mick Tully

Literature lesson =
Sure learn T.S. Eliot!
Mick Tully

Sir Stanley Matthews =
This sweet, manly star.
Mick Tully

McDonald's restaurants =
Uncle Sam's standard rot.
Mick Tully

The National Gallery =
Hang early oil talent.
Mick Tully

The National Rifle Association =
Facile Heston rationalisation.
Mick Tully

Nuclear reactor =
Run accelerator.
Mick Tully

Office Christmas Party =
City staff harms copier.
Mick Tully

The Old-Age Pension =
Pool needs heating.
Mick Tully

Miss Dolly Parton =
Rosy old implants.
Mick Tully

The Princess Royal =
Hysterical person.
Mick Tully

Remembrance Sunday =
Bury sacred men. Amen.
Mick Tully

Roast beef =
Eat for BSE.
Mick Tully

Silicone Transplants =
No inner plastic lasts!
Mick Tully

Surfing the Internet =
Fringe interest hunt.
Mick Tully

Toyota Landcruiser ~
does a country trail.
Mick Tully

United States of America =
Dine out, taste a Mac & fries.
Mick Tully

Wine hangover =
Owner heaving.
Mick Tully

Large-breasted women =
We'd bare great melons!
Mick Tully

Missionary position =
Pair's motion is noisy.
Mick Tully

The Presidential Cigar =
A cheap girl inserted it.
Mick Tully

Thickheaded =
The dickhead.
Mick Tully