Best of the Rest Archive: Richard Grantham

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Avoided lust.
Richard Grantham

The Antichrist =
It's in Thatcher!
Richard Grantham

Rowan Sebastian Atkinson =
Bean soon ranks as a nitwit.
Richard Grantham

Australian and New Zealand Army Corps =
Raw ANZAC lads martyred on a peninsula.
Richard Grantham

Prime Minister Tony Blair =
Premier in Britain, mostly.
Richard Grantham

President George 'Dubya' Bush =
Daughters binge or buy speed.
Richard Grantham

The cardiac arrest =
Drastic heart race.
Richard Grantham

Catholic priesthood =
Poor ethics to a child.
Richard Grantham

Charismatic leader =
Declare I am a Christ!
Richard Grantham

Classified information ~
is for confidential aims.
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Clinical depression =
Solid pain encircles.
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The Coalition of the Willing =
While, in fact, looting the oil.
Richard Grantham

Comatose =
So, came to?
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Competition =
Come top in it.
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Compound interest =
Prudent economist.
Richard Grantham

Containers =
Store in can.
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As dead as a doornail =
Said near a dodo, alas.
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A dendrophile =
Hold pine dear.
Richard Grantham

Desolation =
Alone, sod it!
Richard Grantham

Double or nothing =
Holding on our bet.
Richard Grantham

An eating disorder =
No diet is arranged.
Richard Grantham

Economic rationalism =
Is a commercial notion.
Richard Grantham

Albert Einstein's theory of relativity =
Able to fit entire on T-shirt very easily.
Richard Grantham

Fire and brimstone =
Bad time for sinner.
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Forensic evidence =
Science over fiend.
Richard Grantham

The Games of the Twenty-eighth Olympiad =
He may lift the weights at the gym on dope.
Richard Grantham

William Henry Gates ~
is a wealthy gremlin.
Richard Grantham

Hardline left wing =
Lenin with red flag.
Richard Grantham

Holocaust deniers =
On hostile crusade.
Richard Grantham

Interpretation of dreams =
Tip to read innermost fear.
Richard Grantham

Laughter is the best medicine =
The big smiles cured the tinea?
Richard Grantham

The Leaning Tower of Pisa =
Foreign, with a neat slope.
Richard Grantham

Leonardo da Vinci's "The Mona Lisa" =
Add a smile to her in oil on canvas.
Richard Grantham

Life insurance =
Funeral is nice.
Richard Grantham

The manger =
Men gather.
Richard Grantham

Manic-depression =
Manner's episodic.
Richard Grantham

A minuet =
I'm a tune.
Richard Grantham

Natural selection =
Ancestral outline.
Richard Grantham

Occupational Health and Safety Officer =
Hope they can foil a fatal accident for us.
Richard Grantham

Wilfred Edward Salter Owen =
Left dead in World War sewer.
Richard Grantham

The Paralympic Games =
Gym team has a cripple.
Richard Grantham

Performance anxieties =
Impotence near fair sex.
Richard Grantham

Poker machine =
Make rich? Nope.
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Postgraduate =
Sat to upgrade.
Richard Grantham

The Prime Minister, Tony Blair =
British emperor, in mentality.
Richard Grantham

Questionnaire =
As in, to enquire.
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Self harm =
Mar flesh.
Richard Grantham

A short attention span =
Stop an instant to hear.
Richard Grantham

Situation comedies =
Idiotic tone amuses.
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Tearfulness at ~
state funerals.
Richard Grantham

A stocking =
Giant sock.
Richard Grantham

Supremacist =
Racism setup.
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The tabloid newspapers =
Need it to help wrap bass.
Richard Grantham

The Tequila Sunrise =
Liqueur then siesta.
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Throwing caution to the wind =
To act now without hindering.
Richard Grantham

The United States of America =
It needs to fire at a mustache.
Richard Grantham

The washing machine =
Cheating when Amish.
Richard Grantham

A water diviner =
I wanted a river!
Richard Grantham

The wee small hours =
All homes were shut.
Richard Grantham

We Three Kings of Orient are =
The trio seek for a new reign.
Richard Grantham