Current Nominations for April, 2025 [92]

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY [13 nominations]

Tom Myers with:
Meth, heroin and LSD =
Ends mind or health.

Rosie Perera with:
Six men'll end up dead on ~
unexploded landmines.

Tom Myers with:
The hot pumpkin spice latte ~
then his Pepto multipacket.

Adie Pena with:
Presidential immunity =
I'd mainly see Trump in it!

Tony Crafter with:
It's a dangerous world =
Drugs. War. Desolation.

Tom Myers with:
Chronic hives ~
cover his chin.

Rick with:
Presidential Debates =
Lies and repeated bits.

Rosie Perera with:
Masculinity influencer =
In man cult, if insecurely.

Tom Myers with:
Close families avoid ~
evils of social media.

Dharam with:
And to the loser: ~
Don't lose heart!

Ammaar Kashif with:
so, to the answer to the question of life, yes?=
FORTY TWO. It astonishes Leo, the Queen's foe

Dharam with:
Procrastination =
Or, I panic on start.

Ammaar Kashif with:
Flamethrower =
...or feel warmth

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY [5 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
The four Beatles John, Paul, George and Ringo =
Hearing all, the fun group does one great job.

View with:
The annual Oktoberfest =
Uh, a lot (ten tanks!) of beer!

db with:
The One Direction singer Liam Payne =
I die, my corpse in an Argentine hotel.

Tony Crafter with:
The singer songwriter Taylor Swift =
No rest, wealth grows, it’s terrifying!

Rik Sengupta with:
The Scottish Play on stage =
Egoist hatches nasty plot.

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY [37 nominations]

Rosie Perera with:
Arlington National Cemetery =
Election grin on a male tyrant.

dk with:
Arlington National Cemetery =
I'm angry at a recent loon let in.

View with:
The cheerleader Emily Gold =
Girl yelled: "Come here, death!"

Adie Pena with:
Oh, no! Trump, "I certified Haitians ate felines, dogs ~
in Springfield, Ohio, the United States of America!"

Rosie Perera with:
North Carolina Republican candidate Mark Robinson =
A carnal horror in a Black porn site. A dumb incident, no?

Dharam with:
Hurricane John hit Mexico's southern Pacific coast =
Thus, Oaxacan fish couriers project hitch in income.

Tony Crafter with:
"I call for the return of the sausages!" demands our PM =
Stupendous headliner gaffe, Mr Starmer! (Such a tool).

Tony Crafter with:
Starmer to give the Chagos Islands to Mauritius =
Startling! Sad. This is sure to have a grim outcome.

Rosie Perera with:
Alas, a year on, Iran's shifting. October Seventh marks a ~
sobering anniversary of the Hamas attacks on Israel.

Tom Myers with:
Ominous skies over Tampa =
I smoke pot, as I am nervous.

Adie Pena with:
Hurricane Milton nears Florida =
Much rain and forlorn realities.

View with:
Hurricane Milton nears Florida =
Not all horrified Americans run

Tom Myers with:
I'm safe from Hurricane Milton! =
Me in a horrific maelstrom: FUN!

dk with:
Trump calls Schiff and Pelosi "enemy from within" =
Steps of new Hitler? Calmly cuff and imprison him!

Tony Crafter with:
The politician Angela Rayner =
I, Alli, got her a nice apt. near NY.

db with:
Biden Administration =
It is no-brained, damn it!

Adie Pena with:
The Valencia, Spain floods =
Ache and pain of lost lives.

FatPhil with:
Spanish floods =
pools/fish/sand

Adie Pena with:
True racism, apparently no qualms, real bad during ~
Trump Republican rally at Madison Square Garden.

rp with:
Trump's Faith Advisory Board ~
favors a dirty rapist? Oh, dumb!

db with:
Trump landslide ~
and putrid smell.

db with:
Trump defeats Harris =
Surprised aftermath.

Rik Sengupta with:
Monster aced ~
a second term.

Tony Crafter with:
(Hefty moan). Donald Trump is the US President – again. =
Disappointing result haunted the dreams of many.

View with:
Donald Trump is the US President – again =
Harris undone, made stupid plans...get it?

Tony Crafter with:
Donald Trump takes America =
It spurned Democrat Kamala.

db with:
President Donald Trump's second term =
Spurned Democrats' torment? Splendid!

Tony Crafter with:
"F*** Starmer, eh?" =
The farmers.

Rosie Perera with:
The suspected CEO killer Luigi Mangione =
I like gun, silencer, death. US police got me.

Dean Mayer with:
Donald Trump is Time's Person of the Year again =
He's a simpleton portrayed as dominant figure

Dharam with:
Trump's mass deportation plans ~
to transport pupils: a damn mess!

Rosie Perera with:
Congress certifies Trump's win =
Feminists cursing "worst creep"!

Dharam with:
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada to step down =
"It's true. Now, men, just find a proper candidate, as I'm out."

db with:
America plans to buy Greenland from the Danes =
Another general misfeasance by Donald Trump!

Dean Mayer with:
Andrew Tate to be the UK's Prime Minister? =
Remember he is a stupid internet twat, OK?

Dharam with:
The raging wildfires in California =
Traffic lines in glowing air, I heard.

Dfoofnik (Don) with:
Army helo files into D.C. airspace =
All die in fiery Potomac crashes.

THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY [8 nominations]

db with:
Lee Kevin Carsley =
Severance likely.

Rosie Perera with:
Ryan Wesley Routh =
Real unworthy? Yes!

Rosie Perera with:
Trump's new bestie Laura Loomer =
Alert: woman is supreme trouble.

Adie Pena with:
Laura Loomer's ~
amoral U.S. role?

Adie Pena with:
Eric Adams =
A sad crime!

View with:
The silent movies star Rudolph Valentino =
Nuts, spent Italian lover loved his mother!

Josiah Winslow with:
Luigi Nicholas Mangione =
Ill, aiming his gun on a CEO.

Zoran with:
Michael Essien =
Chelsea is mine!

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY [12 nominations]

Rosie Perera with:
Kampuchea =
A muck heap.

Rick with:
The Arlington National Cemetery =
Note military along the entrance.

Rosie Perera with:
Trump's "World Liberty Finance" to launch Monday =
Hell no! Turn down! It'd be a family-run crypto scam.

Rosie Perera with:
Anti-homeless architecture ~
is lame. I can't rest there. Ouch!

Adie Pena with:
The Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida =
Ha! Be in a half-priced MAGA cult ballroom!

db with:
The Hotel CasaSur, Buenos Aires =
Serious heartache...but a lesson.

Rosie Perera with:
Guide Dogs for the Blind =
Fur, long-bodied, sighted!

Colleen Parkin with:
UnitedHealthcare =
A death cult herein!

Tom Myers with:
Desperation warrants ~
Waitrose and Partners

Rosie Perera with:
Office of Digital Engagement =
E.g., go tag if I'm affected online.

db with:
The Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles =
A lit pile of scalding ashes. Escape!

Tom Myers with:
The complaint tablet to Ea-nasir =
translate mail, be a hot net topic

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY [3 nominations]

db with:
The former Fulham Football Club and Harrods owner, Egyptian businessman Mohamed Al-Fayed =
A wrong'un! A shameful Moslem buffoon, remembered as both a filthy randy old lech and a rapist.

db with:
The political activist and conspiracy theorist Laura Elizabeth Loomer =
Occasionally as vitriolic as her little Nazi hero Trump. Decapitate both!

Adie Pena with:
The Twenty-Seven* Club (All Dead at that Age*)
1. Brian Jones
2. Jimi Hendrix
3. Janis Joplin
4. Jim Morrison
5. Kurt Cobain
6. Amy Winehouse
=
1. Exit "The Rolling Stones"
2. We enjoy jams
3. "Pearl" album
4. Maintain job with "The Doors"
5. "Nirvana" band's end?
6. Juicy item: A rich junkie!

THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY [9 nominations]

Tom Myers with:
Meliorism: The belief that we can contribute to positive change and improve the world through acts of love, creativity, compassion, and kindness.
‡
MAGAism, evil fascist plan by convict Donald Trump.

He spread massive fear to inhibit the negro/Cherokee vote to win, torched whole constitution.


Rosie Perera with:
Meliorism: The belief that we can contribute to positive change and improve the world through acts of love, creativity, compassion, and kindness.=
Trumpism: The belief that a convicted felon, racist, swindler, booty toucher can make a good president. Also, having incentives to worship him. VOTE!

Rosie Perera with:
Meliorism: The belief that we can contribute to positive change and improve the world through acts of love, creativity, compassion, and kindness.=
Tikun Olam: The Hebraic practice of trying to leave the world a better place than it was: months upon end of visioning to overcome schisms/divides.

Adie Pena with:
Meliorism: The belief that we can contribute to positive change and improve the world through acts of love, creativity, compassion, and kindness.
=
The things we must avoid --
Claptrap that's too divisive!
A nation where morals bloom can be destroyed;
Henceforth, I'm picking life...one constructive.

View with:
Meliorism: The belief that we can contribute to positive change and improve the world through acts of love, creativity, compassion, and kindness
=
O, human race can change the world - that planet and ecology of her. This is best optimistic vision, best virtue, love, improvement! We can do it...for kids!!!

Dharam with:
Meliorism: The belief that we can contribute to positive change and improve the world through acts of love, creativity, compassion, and kindness.=
Voting in the American election: Hope that Harris could best serve democracy, might offset and stop an imbecile's vitriol. Know it, show up, and vote!

Dharam with:
Robin Williams once said: "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always."=
Lack of ambition or instability may hide in your sons. Don't walk away. Be sweet. Begin genuine "tough love".

View with:
Robin Williams once said: "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always."=
We can't imagine what move is able to destroy others life. A gain is unknown! Okay, I don't bully 'n' gibe, I buoy!

Adie Pena with:
Robin Williams once said: "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always."
=
It's not a big okay unmistakably
When I see I'm a bit down.
Do you ignore unbelievingly
The tears of a clown?

THE LONG CATEGORY [1 nominations]

Dharam with:
"Keep our anger from becoming meanness.
Keep our sorrow from collapsing into self-pity.
Keep our hearts soft enough to keep breaking.
Keep our outrage turned towards justice, not cruelty.
Remind us that all of this, every bit of it, is for love.
Keep us fiercely kind."
- Laura Jean Truman
=
May we bookmark and keep this prose to cite.
May all of our priorities be pure.
May all of us folks remain gentle.
May we reject spiteful energies of
Resentful figures and unkind jerks,
But look for genuine group rapport;
Thus, connected, give thanks to the universe,
Or to our creator.

THE RUDE CATEGORY [3 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
Trump's crowd size obsession =
Ow! Person's stub's micro-sized!

Tom Myers with:
Strap-on booster anomaly =
Robot's personal anatomy?

Tom Myers with:
Hey Larry, the site is now rude only, start spinning. =
Tyrant's one-hour site design, tyranny will perish.

THE UNSPECIFIED CATEGORY [1 nominations]

dk with:
Ammaar Kashif =
A famish Karma.

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