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Ellie with:
A love sonnet ~
to one's navel?
HSP with:
Satisfaction guaranteed =
If it's not great, sue Canada!
nedesto with:
Frosted cupcake =
Packed fructose.
nedesto with:
Frosted cupcake =
Fructose-packed.
HSP with:
Self-regulation =
Get no rules... fail!
Rosie Perera with:
Professional foley artist =
I portray all noises off set.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Delayed gratification =
I get a candy later if I do.
H.A.Downs with:
Quantum Teleportation =
Attune unto temporal Qi
Mark Huffman with:
Alexander Wood, his syringe of morphine" =
"Poor old wife and sinner: 'A more sexy high!'
George Sicherman with:
Image is everything =
Eye me, git: ravishing.
Adie Pena with:
Anesthesia medication =
The aim's a nice sedation.
Mark Huffman with:
China's stealth drone program =
Ah, strong red patrol machines!
George Sicherman with:
Mowers flay ~
May flowers
George Sicherman with:
Anne long desired ~
dandelion greens.
View with:
Heads or tails =
I had real toss.
View with:
A quarantine =
Quit an arena.
HSP with:
The mastectomy =
To tame my chest.
Rosie Perera with:
The threat of oil spills =
Petrol? It's hell to a fish.
Rosie Perera with:
Helpmate =
Pal he met.
George Sicherman with:
Gorge on turkey? ~
No, Greek yogurt.
George Sicherman with:
The ace of spades ~
poses death face.
Rosie Perera with:
The ace of spades and the queen of diamonds =
Someone had passed off quite a decent hand.
Eric Harshbarger with:
Betrothal =
At brothel?!
Dharam with:
Prohibition agent Eliot Ness in "The Untouchables" =
His elite unit outshines the robbing Al Capone...not.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Margaret Mitchell's Gone with the Wind =
Charming widow telling Rhett he's mate
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Margaret Mitchell's Gone with the Wind =
MGM and Leigh threw title the Oscar win
George Sicherman with:
Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman =
A dream shatters, Loman hurls a life
Tony Crafter with:
'Waiting To Be Heard': Amanda Knox's 'true' memoirs =
Ok, I was that sex-mad being. No, I am not a murderer.
Adie Pena with:
Laurents, Bernstein and Sondheim's 'West Side Story' =
Ruthlessness in street. Maria bends down. Tony dies.
Dharam with:
"Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip by Bill Watterson =
Boy can lob snowballs at his pretend crib victim.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson =
Cat's barbs all enliven bond with boy.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Star Trek Into Darkness =
Kirk tends to snare rats.
Rosie Perera with:
The prestigious Cannes Film Festival ~
has life's latest fine moving pictures.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Emmelie Charlotte-Victoria de Forest =
A melodic voice to let me rate her first
Dean Mayer with:
The Eurovision Song Contest =
Voting's so contentious here.
Eric Harshbarger with:
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland =
A clever "Lewis" turns odd and inane.
db with:
The television presenter Stuart Hall =
She's NINE? He's ill...a total, utter pervert.
HSP with:
Many courts call the man an opportunistic predator =
Commentary on Stuart Hall's inappropriate conduct.
View with:
World's smallest flying robot =
Strong fly-model orbits walls.
HSP with:
Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, Michele Knight
=
Hijacked human beings lead ten grim years.
Dharam with:
Hostage in Cleveland, Amanda Berry =
Bravado and gall in ten-year scheme.
Adie Pena with:
The three brothers Ariel, Pedro and Onil Castro =
Errant horrid captors threatened Ohio belles!
View with:
The Boston marathon bombers =
Most mean brothers. O, nab both!
Rosie Perera with:
Cleveland hostage rescuer Charles Ramsay =
A large clever lad curses; he's not camera-shy.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Andrew "Bart" Simpson =
MBE's in a trap, drowns
View with:
The abductor Ariel Castro =
Trio? Bastard cruel to each!
Dharam with:
The garment factory collapse in Bangladesh =
Conglomerate's plan halted by crashing fate.
Mark Huffman with:
Internal revenue service targets Tea Party groups =
Gulag-type IRS unnerves ace patriots. Retreat? Never!
Mark Huffman with:
IRS leaked conservative info to media =
Insane feds, a real dick move. I vote riot.
Mark Huffman with:
Attorney General Eric Holder's recusal =
Concealer should retreat, resign early.
View with:
Commissioner Steven Miller =
Smelt some in novel IRS crime
Mark Huffman with:
Should we back Marco Rubio, a senator? =
Cor! I sure would! He's not Barack Obama!
Rosie Perera with:
Plane lands without landing gear in New Jersey =
And a jet spilling oil endangers the new runway.
Adie Pena with:
The massive tornado in Moore, Oklahoma ~
shook homes. Emotional drama ain't over!
nedesto with:
Spanish surrealist Salvador Dali =
His art dissolves a sad rural plain.
db with:
The Tory MP Nigel Martin Evans =
Mainly the government rapist.
Adie Pena with:
James Stuart Hall, OBE =
Real job? Assault them!
View with:
Ariel Castro =
Coarse trial.
nedesto with:
Amanda Berry =
Nearby drama!
Ellie with:
Obama, the U.S. President =
Oh, but man is desperate!
Mark Huffman with:
Kim Jong Un's North Korean hobbies =
Mahjong? Boobs? Err...no. Nukes, I think.
Mark Huffman with:
Kermit Gosnell, abortionist of Philadelphia =
Banish paid gestation killer to hell. RIP, mo fo.
db with:
The US actress Angelina Jolie =
Each real jug is not essential.
Larry Brash with:
Ariel Castro =
Serial actor
Larry Brash with:
Ariel Castro =
Also erratic.
Mark Huffman with:
Senator Marco Rubio's family legacy =
Yes, sorta came from Cuba originally.
Tony Crafter with:
Chat show host Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan =
"He wants gun reforms?" I gasp. "Shoot the chap!"
Dharam with:
Sicherman dice =
Hi-end ceramics?
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The Solar Impulse =
I slash petroleum
Rosie Perera with:
Marketplace Fairness Act =
Malfeasant prices racket
Ed Pegg Jr with:
The United States One Hundred Dollar Bill =
Traded in, shell out, traded in, shell out ... Ben.
Adie Pena with:
A Gibson electric guitar =
Suitable in a gig? Correct.
Rosie Perera with:
New Yorkers Against Gun Violence =
We're encouraging lotsa knives, N.Y.
George Sicherman with:
Spam luncheon meat =
A mean lump o' stench.
Mey K. with:
The Internal Revenue Service, Washington =
In general, we hunt conservatives in there.
Mark Huffman with:
Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!" =
Obese cells: a mammoth evil
Rosie Perera with:
Coronavirus =
Carnivorous.
nedesto with:
National Aeronautics and Space Administration =
"Canadians amid our International Space Station?!"
HSP with:
United Nations Children's Fund =
Child's needs: nutrition and fun.
nedesto with:
This Irishman Rory goes to confess and spouts, "Forgive me. I dynamited all the rail lines up between Belfast and Derry." ~
"Oh, ye really did it my son? Somber business indeed", warrants Liam the gruff village priest. "For penance... do the stations."
HSP with:
Prince Willem-Alexander becomes king of the Netherlands =
Well planned in seeking helm, accedes throne from Beatrix.
HSP with:
Five-year-old boy shoots two-year-old sister in Kentucky =
Oy, it's easy for any Burkesville redneck to do so with 'toy'.
Dharam with:
Marriage is like a pack of cards--In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
~
A senior-aged woman (I snicker) is likely to imagine trading the hand for a club and a spade!
Rosie Perera with:
Administering anesthesia to a hospital patient =
And it initiates tight sleep as man has operation.
Rosie Perera with:
Ariel Castro is the father of kidnapped woman's child =
Plain fact so far: sadist raped her, locked within home.
Mark Huffman with:
Men with the Manhattan Project led us to volatile anesthetics =
Southwest chemist: level Japan (not that!), then medication later.
Adie Pena with:
Ariel Castro's three women:
1. Gina DeJesus
2. Michelle Knight
3. Amanda Berry
=
1. Greet a "taken" damsel
2. She's "number two" in a "marriage"
3. Jocelyn is her child.
Rosie Perera with:
"If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." =
This dusty line will be on target as a new Proverb 2.0: "A fool and his money are soon parted."
Tony Crafter with:
The actress Angelina Jolie has undergone a preventative double mastectomy =
Her judgment is, it may help to let one avoid eventual breast cancer as one ages.
Rosie Perera with:
Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Terrorists =
Horror as agitator army often fires first, so utilize caution!
Rosie Perera with:
I see your condition through my telescope. We have intercepted your supplies. Give in like a good fellow, and bring your garrison to dinner, and beds afterwards. Nobody injured, I hope?=
It consisted in a barrage of discord that derided people: "OK, give it up. We won! Deep loss. Run home, before, being tired, you end up as our dinner. We shall enjoy glorying in our victory. Nyah!!!"
Dharam with:
"I see your condition through my telescope. We have intercepted your supplies. Give in like a good fellow, and bring your garrison to dinner, and beds afterwards. Nobody injured, I hope?"
=
I've deciphered Gen. Beauregard's proposal:
"Dine with us, enjoy your entire night of impropriety, and rest. There's no denying, a Civil War is bound to unfold, and your goose will be cooked!"
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
I see your condition through my telescope. We have intercepted your supplies. Give in like a good fellow, and bring your garrison to dinner, and beds afterwards. Nobody injured, I hope?
=
Seeing you poor boys were cooped up in Fort Sumter, I put one idle brigade on leave in the north to enjoy sleeping with your wives and girlfriends. Go back and raise our children, Daddy!
Tony Crafter with:
I see your condition through my telescope. We have intercepted your supplies. Give in like a good fellow, and bring your garrison to dinner, and beds afterwards. Nobody injured, I hope?=
Good evening Officer!
Did you want a truce? Good point!
Ok; why not drop in with your division, eat humble pie, surrender and enjoy a bloodless night's sleep?
Sincerely,
Pierre Beauregard
Dharam with:
"I see your condition through my telescope. We have intercepted your supplies. Give in like a good fellow, and bring your garrison to dinner, and beds afterwards. Nobody injured, I hope?"
=
"I project the future, viewing it, so graciously dine and indulge in alcohol this evening before deployment begins and you perish, and your poor widows are raped, broken, or destroyed."
Dharam with:
"I see your condition through my telescope. We have intercepted your supplies. Give in like a good fellow, and bring your garrison to dinner, and beds afterwards. Nobody injured, I hope?"
=
I know y'all surrendered in cowardice (stop)
Invited to gig here in your honor (stop)
Enjoy our food wine and medicine haul (stop)
Leave rifle hung by bedside (stop)
Beauregard in grey(stop)
Dharam with:
"I see your condition through my telescope. We have intercepted your supplies. Give in like a good fellow, and bring your garrison to dinner, and beds afterwards. Nobody injured, I hope?"
=
Dear Major Anderson,
In the spirit of public civility, I invite your needy, underfed, Yankee crew to speed on down to grill and snore with us pros. Oh, hope you dogs oblige!
Gen. Beauregard
Tony Crafter with:
US Magazine People's Listing of the World's Most Beautiful Women.
10.Pink
9. Drew Barrymore
8. Halle Berry
7. Kelly Rowland
6. Jennifer Lawrence
5. Jane Fonda
4. Zooey Deschanel
3. Amanda Seyfried
2. Kerry Washington
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
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10.Colourfully enjoyable!
9. The E.T. kid grew up, then!
8. Former New York model
7. Leggy babe from Destiny's Child
6. Winner of many awards
5. 'Top Granny' winner!
4. A real dazzler!
3. Appeared in 'Les Mis'
2. Near-flawless
1. She won it? No! What a joke!
Dharam with:
Seven Superheroes with Absolutely Useless Powers:
1. Hindsight Lad
2. The Red Bee
3. Ant-Man
4. Matter Eater Lad
5. Jubilee
6. Krypto the Super Dog
7. Hancock
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Powerless? Not at all!
1. Superb eyes at research
2. Humble beekeeper
3. Deeds at insect height
4. Devours junk
5. Hot at a party
6. No underdog
7. He's Will Smith!
Ellie with:
THE TOP TEN REASONS EVE WAS CREATED
10. God was worried that Adam would probably become lost there in his garden because he wouldn't ask for directions.
9. God knew instinctively, one day Adam would need someone to find his remote... then hand it to him.
8. God knew Adam, the poor baby, wouldn't buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out, so he'd need the help of another - Eve - to purchase a new one.
7. God realised that Adam probably couldn't meet the challenge of making any hair, doctor and dentist appointments, and more, himself.
6. God feared Adam would have no firm idea on which day to put out the garbage.
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5. God knew if the world was to be populated, no mere man would cope with all the tremendous pain and discomfort involved in the delivery of a child.
4. As Keeper of the Garden, without a shed, forgetful Adam would not remember where any tools were.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his woes on, when God caught him hiding out in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, 'It's not good for man to be alone!'
1. Finally, you may want to know about the number one reason why God created Eve:
When God had finished the creation of Adam, God stepped back, scratched His head and said, 'I am sure I can do better than that!'
Adie Pena with:
TOP TEN MOST OBESE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD*
1. Nauru
2. Micronesia
3. Cook Islands
4. Tonga
5. Nieu
6. Samoa
7. Palau
8. United States of America
9. Kiribati
10. Dominica
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1. Diabetics
2. Stout Women
3. Irrational Cuisine!
4. Big Nation
5. Tapioca; Kumaras
6. Immense Ones
7. Oilier Pork!
8. McDonald's
9. Seafood; Tuna
10. Our Authentic Eats.
Tony Crafter with:
A man, a pig and a dog were the only survivors of a bad shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island where they soon developed a routine of sitting on the beach every night to watch the sun go down.
On one particular evening, the sky was red, with white, wispy clouds and a balmy breeze. It was the perfect night for romance. As the three of them sat there, the pig began to look increasingly desirable to the man. After a while, he leaned over and quietly put his arm around the animal. The dog was instantly jealous and growled menacingly, so the man hastily removed his arm from around the pig. After that, the trio continued to enjoy their sunsets regularly but with no more cuddling.
Two months later, there was another shipwreck in the area and the only survivor was the most beautiful young woman the man had ever seen. She was in quite a bad way when she was washed up on their island, but he lovingly nursed her back to health until, one day, she was able to join the trio on the beach for their sunset ritual.
It was another beautiful night – a fiery red sky, wispy clouds, and balmy breeze; a night just made for romance.
After a while, the man felt his ardour starting to rekindle. He fought it for as long as he could but finally he could contain himself no longer. So he leaned over to the beautiful young woman and whispered in her ear...
“Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”
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A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Quick!” she shouted at the lover. “Grab all your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's come home early!”
The man looked out the window in alarm and protested: “That's insane! I can’t jump out there! It’s raining like crazy and I am naked!”
“I don’t care about that,” ranted the now paranoid woman; “If my husband catches you here, I guarantee he’ll skin the pair of us alive!”
Still protesting, the lover reluctantly grabbed his clothes, went over to the bedroom window and leapt out...
He landed on the street below and, to his amazement, found himself in the middle of a group of marathon runners. Hoping to blend in with them, despite being naked, he started jogging along, carrying his clothes over one arm.
"Hello," greeted one of the runners, “no offence, but do you always run in the buff?”
Thinking on his feet, the lover replied breathlessly: “Yes; I always feel so free having all that fresh air wafting against my skin when I jog.”
“I see... but, do you usually run with clothes over your arm?” queried the athlete.
“Yes, always,” panted the lover. “That means I can get dressed after the race, go to my car, and get straight home without needing to have a shower first.”
“I guess that's true," the athlete frowned, “but do you always wear a condom when you run?”
“Only if it’s raining.”
Adie Pena with:
HONKY TONK IN CLEVELAND, OHIO
by Carl Sandburg
It's a jazz affair, drum crashes and cornet razzes.
The trombone pony neighs and the tuba jackass snorts.
The banjo tickles and titters too awful.
The chippies talk about the funnies in the papers.
The cartoonists weep in their beer.
Ship riveters talk with their feet
To the feet of floozies under the tables.
A quartet of white hopes mourn with interspersed snickers:
"I got the blues.
I got the blues.
I got the blues."
And . . . as we said earlier:
The cartoonists weep in their beer.
HELL ON SEYMOUR AVENUE
by Glenn Buttkus
Ariel Castro behaved like a pitiful scared
teenager in court today, tortoise head down,
eyes down, mute, frightened--after he dared
imprison three young women, stripped & bound,
making Amanda, Gina, & Michelle live out his
sick fantasies, until at last they were found
and liberated from a tortured life that is
finally revealed; beaten, restrained with rope,
raped, impregnated, assaulted, miscarried--tis
a miracle that they survived, or could even cope
throughout a decade of stygian darkness--
and now they cling tenaciously to the hope
that they will ever forget the beastliness,
surmount bitterness & really find happiness.
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SEYMOUR AVENUE
by Rosemerry Trommer
All day I imagine
how it could be me,
could be you, it is her
on that street, in that car,
in the chains, in the window.
All day I break down
the door. All day
I turn toward love.
It is not hard to find love,
but it is not easy
to be joyful in it.
We are so alone
together.
All day I break.
The door
is still not open
enough.
RESCUING JOCELYN
Born a captive on a little makeshift bed.
Her parent, seventeen, picked up.
Seized a decade ago,
The slave "wife" muzzled & chained
Like a puppet in tatters
Stripped bare, kept from the light
In the windowless cellar.
Her senses suppressed,
The bruises, the cuts & cruel sensibilities...
The serf equipped with nothing but hope...
Thirsting, seeking for the ugliest truth.
The evil perpetrator -- sinister & bizarre
Abuses these dark secrets, these heartaches.
She senses the stench of the object of hate,
The brazen suspect, the arrogant sadist.
Arrest that frightful creature...
Itself like a repulsive, repugnant rattlesnake.
AMANDA
by Green Day
I was a different man
From five seconds ago
And you're a different woman that's for certain
I don't know a thing about
Is this a kind of love that only hate would understand
Amanda, I couldn't be your man.
Tony Crafter with:
"SEXY AND I KNOW IT"
by
Lmfao
Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow.
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
I work out
When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it...
Check it out
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!
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"I'M SIXTY AND I KNOW IT"
by
Shaky Dave
Why?
When I walk down a bus on wobbly feet, middle-aged ladies offer their seats,
Ha! Brainless females, can't they see that in my head I am twenty-three?
Ay, this is me, I still got swagger, ten years younger than Mick Jagger!
No wavy hair on my bald head
But, wow! my pencil's full of lead.
Ooh, ah, move that body
Ooh, ah, work it out
Ooh, ah, what's that twinge?
Ooh, ah, bloody gout.
When I look in a mirror what do I see?
Hey, it's ol' grandad looking at me!
But I got passion, boy I know it,
A pity the face and body don't show it, show it, they won't show it.
I'm sixty and I know it!
Yeah!
When I'm at airport security checks,
I stow my phone in my pants (so risky
But at least the security girls will frisk me!)
I don't worry, I don't mind it, I take my pleasure where I find it,
This is how I roll, it's how I trip,
(Bloody arthritis in both hips!)
Ooh, ah, work that body,
Ooh, ah, work that brain,
Ooh, ah, what is that twinge?
Ooh, ah, what is that pain?
I go to bed at nine, wake at ten, go pee,
I go at half-past twelve, I go again at three,
Wiggle to the loo, shake it, pull the chain,
Wiggle to the loo, shake it, back again.
I'm sixty and I know it,
I'm sixty and I know it...
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle... ooh...
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle... ah...
Do that wiggle,
Shake that thing,
Yeah...
I'm sixty and I know it.
Hey y'all !
Look at my knees,
Look like knots
In a gnarled oak tree,
'Cos...
I'm sixty and I know it.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Instant gratification =
Is it not in a farting act?
HSP with:
A woman's sighs matter =
It's what Orgasm means.
Adie Pena with:
Huge erections =
I go see her cunt.
db with:
The American actress Eva Longoria =
A romantic...her vagina's clear to see!
nedesto with:
Common STDs:
1. Chlamydia
2. Gonorrhea
3. Syphilis
4. Herpes
=
1. Hot, moldy ass
2. Limp penis
3. Chancres
4. Hemorrhoids? Gay!
= Nom in all categories (not counting Rude & Unspecified)| Rosie Perera | 15 | (gen 4, ent, top 2, oth 3, med 4, awc) | |
| Mark Huffman | 11 | (gen 2, top 4, ppl 3, oth, med) | |
| Dharam | 11 | (ent 2, top 2, oth, med, lng, awc 4) | |
| Adie Pena | 10 | (gen, ent, top 2, ppl, oth, med, lng, spc, rud) | |
| Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | (gen, ent 5, top, oth, awc, rud) | |
| HSP | 9 | (gen 3, top 2, oth, med 2, rud) | |
| View | 7 | (gen 2, top 4, ppl) | |
| nedesto | 7 | (gen 2, ppl 2, oth, med, rud) | |
| Tony Crafter | 7 | (ent, ppl, med, lng, spc 2, awc) | |
| George Sicherman | 7 | (gen 5, ent, oth) | |
| db | 4 | (top, ppl 2, rud) | |
| Ellie | 3 | (gen, ppl, lng) | |
| Larry Brash | 2 | (ppl 2) | |
| Eric Harshbarger | 2 | (gen, ent) | |
| Dean Mayer | 1 | (ent) | |
| HADowns | 1 | (gen) | |
| Mey K | 1 | (oth) | |
| Ed Pegg Jr | 1 | (oth) |