Nominations for October, 2008

Current Nominations for October, 2008 [198]

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GENERAL (39)	ENTERTAINMENT (10)	TOPICAL (36)	PEOPLES NAMES (20)
OTHER NAMES (17)	MEDIUM LENGTH (13)	LONG (12)	SPECIAL (6)
UNSPECIFIED (1)	ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE (32)	RUDE (12)	Counts by Author

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY [10 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
Tenor Placido =
Old 'n' operatic.

Tony Crafter with:
Walt Disney's 'High School Musical' =
Long, acclaimed hit-show is slushy.

Scott G with:
Raphael's "Saint George and the Dragon" =
Lord ahorse had at engaging a serpent.

Scott G with:
Raphael, "Deposition from the Cross" =
Paint corpse of the Lord or Messiah

Ellie with:
Water Lilies ('Nympheas') by Claude-Oscar Monet =
I create many atmospheric blues, and yellows.

View with:
Famous actress Katie Holmes =
Hot female ass. Ask Tom Cruise.

Curse, evade civil lens. with:
George Orwell's classic: "Nineteen Eighty-Four" =
Ergo, scourge of Telescreens eying all within.

Adie Pena with:
Sasha Fierce =
Is she a farce?

Dharam with:
"Dancing With the Stars" =
Watch their standings!

Lurk, character. with:
Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer =
Touchy, legitimate microchip program murders all.

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY [13 nominations]

Dharam with:
"When good people in any country cease their vigilance and struggle, then evil men prevail." Pearl S. Buck =
Clever planning can rig the November election; we each should investigate, proudly speaking up early.

Adie Pena with:
My greatest ambition in life now is to have a really exciting threesome.

While I haven't proudly achieved that dream ~
immediately in here, eh, I have made love with one attractive girl, Maria, Billy's sexy *pregnant* wife.

Oh, does that count?

Tony Crafter with:
The four group members: Benny Andersson, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Agnetha Faltskog.=
The famous ABBA. Stunning girls and jolly guys sang 'Fernando', then broke up forever. Smart end!

Adie Pena with:
"You can't call yourself a maverick when all you've ever been is a sidekick." =
One foe evaluated McCain: "Like a lucky Bush-lover ass-licker in every way!"

Dharam with:
"No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires too much attention."—Christopher Morley=

The pretty girl might well critique him on Italian sauce noise or spatters on the honeymoon!

Andrew with:
Rodgers and Hammerstein hit musical "The Sound of Music" =
Fond Miss teaches smug Austrian children to hum "Do Re Mi"

Rosie Perera with:
"How to Rig an Election: Confessions of a Republican Operative" by Allen Raymond =
McCain, losing to ebony one, could easily approve of this notable inner warfare.

DaveInLA with:
Tense America hates stupid Bush, if banks threatened too =
The President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama

Steve Reekie with:
This Anagram Artist software is way too complex for a nitwit like me to comprehend!=

I may get a few words, tweak intricate extras, compile a not too short final morphism.

Adie Pena with:
“I guarantee you that two weeks from now, you will see this has been a very close race, and I believe that I'm going to win it." =
"Don't forget to vote! We will aggressively take Obama. See you in the White House!" (Inability to win here? McCain's unaware!)

dk with:
Riddle: And did you hear that Joe the Plumber had to recently tell his boss he was quitting?
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The drip dully told the man Thursday that he considers his job to be...well, gee...quite a drain!

David A. Green with:
The South African Society for Amateur Paleontologists =
Aha! one of you nutters might locate a triceratops fossil.

Rosie Perera with:
An African American as President of the United States? =
Can interested enthusiasm defeat frantic paranoias?

THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY [32 nominations]

Andrew with:

Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America?=
"Brehaut is the most steely candidate for the office's title!", wrote hopeful Andrew!

Dharam with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America? =
If the winds don't shift, I speculate Obama; or we face the hot fuse elderly totterer!

db with:
"Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America?" =
The conceited futurist Obama effortlessly defeats the inept old white war hero.

AH with:
"Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America?" =
White House statement: "Leader search:- we offered the difficult post to Tony Blair!"

Adie Pena with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America? =
The trustworthy, effectual Obama will defeat the dishonest, decrepit senior foe.

Rosie Perera with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America? =
Red States prefer the failed, obsolete, white old fart McCain to the fun, wise youth.

nr with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America =
Different web polls reiterate to the US that the Democrat should win office easy.

Adie Pena with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America? =
Truth to tell, I do prefer the secure Obama in office than the wasted tweedy fossil.

Rosie Perera with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America? =
McCain, but he's fated to die (his duty), therefore sweet Palin's to follow thereafter.

Adie Pena with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America? =
Settled with Bush for Head of State? We hope your teetotaller McCain is different!

Larry Brash with:
"Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America?" =
Face the end! Obama (he's a pretty cool dude) is sure set for the win with little effort.

nr with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?

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I see daft, elated old farts seem to win the public.

Tony Crafter for The Whitehouse!

Tony Crafter with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America? =
We fancy it's the dude who'll, in effect, defeat the terrorist. Let's hope it's our Obama!

Adie Pena with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America? =
Can't we put off the best lady -- the hot Dharam, sweet Rosie or trusted Ellie -- in office? ;-)

Dharam with:
Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America? =
Annoyed with the political aftereffects of Bush's terms, we'd tolerate either duo!

Rosie Perera with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
Detect Comet story "Defeat of Both" if we let the Russian fellow Putin "rear his head."

Scott G with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
That Democrat effortlessly defeats tired Republican foe to win the White House

Rick with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America ... ~
... the sweetest, youthful, Afro-American icon or this detested, whipt, feeble old fart?

HSP with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
We had all better direct utmost efforts to deny the Palin arse White House office.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America? =
The messiah with a true fortitude, endorsed for effect by that tease, Colin Powell

Adie Pena with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America? =
Often frustrated, a dated McCain will forfeit the White House yet to peerless BHO!

Dharam with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
The election flowchart feed updates show more blue:red ratio in the fifty states.

db with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America? =
No difference to me. At least Bush is out, hyperfast...farewell to the wretched idiot!

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America? =
No testy stuffed shirt can defeat a cool-tempered liberal wit for the White House

dk with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
After we see the sure-bet landslide from hit 'Audacity of Hope', let's throw confetti!!

Dharam with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
Pro-lifers who detest abortion feel safer with McCain, yet detest the adult of hue.

Steve Reekie with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth president of the United States of America?" =
"Of those they endorsed for true ethics, few tolerated impeachable faults in twit."

Steve Reekie with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth president of the United States of America ?" =
We,the wise youth detest disrespectful rhetoric of blatant hate from failed one !

Ellie with:
"Who will be elected as the forty fourth President of the United States of America?" =
I'm totally indifferent to each side, who defeats who... suspect trouble thereafter.

dk with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
I trust we'll see a Democratic win by the fifth; let's hope not to suffer a heated redo!

Mick Tully with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
Security's tottered. Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden effect White House power theft.

dk with:
"Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America?" =
Counterfeit-type results if we two Diebold staffers retool the machine data (Heh!)

THE LONG CATEGORY [12 nominations]

Dharam with:
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt said in 1933: “There must be a strict supervision of all banking and credits and investments. There must be an end to speculation with other people’s money.”
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This man was installed in 1933 into an era the present US crisis is most often compared to: the Great Depression. Banks and vulnerable ventures bellyflopped. Indeed, it took much intervention!

Tony Crafter with:
Read this question, come up with your answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is exactly as it appears. No one I know has got it correct yet - including myself.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy she did not know. Yet she thought this guy was amazing, the perfect stereotype dream guy, and considered him to be just the type of man she had always wanted! Straight away, she fell completely in love with him, yet, unluckily, never asked for his name or a number and could not trace him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give it some thought before you try to answer it).

SCROLL DOWN.

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Answer: She was hoping that the man would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered correctly, then this shows that you think like a psychopath. This quiz was devised by a renowned American psychologist to test which of us have the same mentality as killers.

Several arrested killers did the test and the deranged nuts answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, then good for you. If you got it right, then please let me know imminently so I can remove you from my mailing list forthwith; unless that will make you mad, in which case I'll just be downright extra-nice to you from now on. Be sure to share the test!

Do remember to let me know if you got it right!

Adie Pena with:
TERRORISM
IF YOU SUSPECT IT
REPORT IT

TERRORISTS NEED INFORMATION

Observation and surveillance help terrorists plan attacks. Have you seen anyone taking pictures of security arrangements?

TERRORISTS NEED TRANSPORTATION

If you work in vehicle hire or sales, has a sale or rental made you suspicious?

TERRORISTS NEED TO TRAVEL

Meetings, training and planning can take place anywhere. Do you know someone who travels but is vague about where they are going?

TERRORISTS USE COMPUTERS

Do you know someone who visits terrorism-related websites?

TERRORISTS NEED COMMUNICATION

Anonymous, pay-as-you-go and stolen mobiles are typical. Have you seen someone with large quantities of mobiles? Has it made you suspicious?

CALL 0816 789 321 (54)
CONFIDENTIAL ANTI-TERRORIST HOTLINE
LONDON METROPOLITAN POLICE

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TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR
OPINIONATIVE UNSHAVEN SURGEON
MAY BE AN OUTSPOKEN ISLAMIC
TERRORIST, NO?

1. Cheesy medical office suite in an ideal unknown, eerie cave.

TERRORIST, NO?

2. Oasis parking spot has a very conspicuous camel tied to a palm tree.

TERRORIST, NO?

3. Television in the waiting room set to NBC/CNN.

TERRORIST, NO?

4. Spontaneously tells you to stop eating bacon.

TERRORIST, NO?

5. You ask the name of his gruesome surgical implements, and wise comeback is "shrapnel."

TERRORIST, NO?

6. Alma Mater is Al Qaeda University.

TERRORIST, NO?

7. Woe! Very unfashionable, sweet 8-year-old daughter is married.

TERRORIST, NO?

8. Unamusedly calls your bagel a "death donut."

TERRORIST, NO?

9. Gives you the keys to his new eye-popping Mercedes auto.

TERRORIST, NO?

10. Ends up all sessions with a furious "Death to evil America now!"

TERRORIST, NO?

Dharam with:
The innocent organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her happiness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor on duty came to see her. She showed him into her sitting room and invited him to have a seat while she boiled tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister looked up and noticed a pretty cut-glass bowl sitting on top. The bowl was full of water, but on the water floated, of all things, a condom!

She returned with tea, colourful fruit and fatty cookies. While she began to pour, they talked about polite topics.~
The pastor tried to remember his manners, hush, and stifle his curiosity about the bowl and the strange floater. Soon it got the best of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said calmly, "I wonder, can you tell me about this?" pointing to the condom in the bowl on top of the organ.

"Oh, Heavens yes!" she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking home a few months ago after a rehearsal and found a package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And do you know that I haven't had the flu all winter!"

Rosie Perera with:
Broadcasters were careful to meet Japan’s obscenity laws once he had climbed out of the water, masking images of his private parts with a blurry dot.=
Ascetical "Japan Today" made sure not to write direct words about the traveler's penis as they spoke of his charming, able, buff water gambol. Screw him!

Dharam with:
John Adams, as two-term Vice President to George Washington: "My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived!"
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I note: He was one of America's gifted Founding Fathers, however not contented, not overjoyed at winning that secondary VP stint. Historians commemorate his commitment, forgiving his criticism voiced in vain.

Dharam with:
"Barack served on the board of the Annenberg Challenge with Bill Ayers, and Mrs. Annenberg, in fact, endorsed John McCain." Michelle Obama said, "That's part of politics."
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Nevertheless, her man has become the object of personal character bombardment in angry, rabid and condescending townhall rallies that Palin is aiding. Back off!!

rp with:
John Adams, as two-term Vice President to George Washington: "My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived!" =
Dan Something-or-other, the thin misfit who served for GW's dad, wrote "potatoe" -- inviting stiff indictments ("No, its..."), mimics, cynics jeering at that naive communication on every occasion, and no one ever forgave him.

Dharam with:
One evening a woman was driving in the vicinity of her recently married son's house and stopped by unannounced. She rang the doorbell and after a moment went ahead in. She was shocked to find her daughter-in-law laying there on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the scent of her sweet perfume filled the room.

"Oh! What are you doing?" the woman asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the young daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're completely nude!" the older woman exclaimed.

"My husband calls this my Love Dress," the younger lady said. "He loves to find me wearing this."~
"It excites him to no end! He instantly becomes a wild party animal, wanting to ravage me forever, like a newlywed on a Cancun honeymoon," she giggled.

The busybody mother-in-law rushed home. She ran, undressed, showered, and sprayed on perfume. Then she dimmed the lights, put on a few romantic CDs, and lay on the couch to wait patiently for her husband.

Eventually the old man got home from work, downcast as usual. After noting his wife laying in the dark room on the couch, the baffled fellow asked, "What are you doing?"

"Wearing my Love Dress, Honey," the woman murmured seductively.

"Needs ironing," he said.

Dharam with:
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices a 'peel and win' sticker on her cup.

She peels off the sticker and hugging a waitress dramatically screams, "Yay!! I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "Gosh, that's impossible. The grand prize is a Free Lunch!"

But the blonde yells again, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
~
Finally, the coffee, egg and sandwich shop manager comes over. He offers his apologies, "Well, I'm sorry, but you're wrong. You couldn't possibly have won a motorhome, since we don't have that as a prize."

The blonde screams, "Liar!! No, it's not a mistake! I'm positive! I won a motorhome!"

She passes the ticket to the nice manager and he reads...

"W I N A B A G E L"

Dharam with:
I borrow logic of clever fictional writer (liar?), Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens), 1894: "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
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"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act," by George Orwell (Eric Arthur Blair) from his well-known novel of human commentary, 1984.

Dharam with:
Two elderly sisters were sitting out on a city park bench in front of a town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The older one said, “My life is getting boring. There's just no spice anymore. For ten dollars, I’d take off my clothes and streak that stupid flower show!”

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up ten dollars.

The first old lady fumbled out of her clothes and ran bare-naked through the door into the show.
~
Her sister heard a commotion in the hall -- noisy applause, followed by loud hoots and howls. Soon the wrinkled lady flew swiftly out through the front door of the show on foot, surrounded by a jolly crowd of cheering, saluting New Yorkers.

"So, what happened?" grilled the eager sister still sitting comfortably out in front.

The streaker frowned, hesitated, and then shared, "I took First Place as Best Dried Arrangement."

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY [6 nominations]

Tony Crafter with:

OUR LAST SUMMER
By
Abba

The summer air was soft and warm
The feeling right, the Paris night
Did it's best to please us
And strolling down the Elysee
We had a drink in each cafe And you
You talked of politics, philosophy and I
Smiled like Mona Lisa
We had our chance
It was a fine and true romance

I can still recall our last summer
I still see it all
Walks along the Seine, laughing in the rain
Our last summer
Memories that remain

We made our way along the river
And we sat down in the grass
By the Eiffel Tower
I was so happy we had met
It was the age of no regret
Oh yes
Those crazy years, that was the time
Of the flower-power
But underneath we had a fear of flying
Of getting old, a fear of slowly dying
We took the chance
Like we were dancing our last dance

I can still recall our last summer
I still see it all
In the tourist jam, round the Notre Dame
Our last summer
Walking hand in hand

Paris restaurants
Our last summer
Morning croissants
Living for the day, worries far away
Our last summer
We could laugh and play

And now you're working in a bank
The family man, the football fan
And your name is Harry
How dull it seems
Yet you're the hero of my dreams

I can still recall our last summer
I still see it all
Walks along the Seine, laughing in the rain
Our last summer
Memories that remain
I can still recall our last summer
I still see it all
In the tourist jam, round the Notre Dame
Our last summer
Walking hand in hand
Paris restaurants
Our last summer
Morning croissants
We were living for the day, worries far away...

[fade]

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I RECALL
By
Agnetha Faltskog.

We had our youth, we had a dream
The time was right, our flame was bright
And our talent shining;
Frida, Benny, Bjorn and me,
All made music history as we, a
Group of rural, guileless Swedes, with pert girl stars
Sung a merry ballad
Called 'Waterloo',
And it won Eurovision too!

I can still recall 'Mamma Mia',
I recall them all;
A hit with each new song, we could do no wrong,
'til that rainy
Summer came along.

I was the one they talked about, I
Was the girl with golden hair,
All the men adored me.
I was suffused with restless fame
As trusty fans called out my name.
Amazing!
Those wondrous years of starry sparkle
All seem funny and surreal,
Yet underneath, I had a fear of choosing,
Between the things, that I risked nearly losing,
I shook my head,
And left so many things unsaid.

I can still recall 'Mamma Mia',
'Winner Takes It All',
A hit with every tune,
We outshone the moon,
'til one dark day
Sorrow came so soon.

Marriages can die,
Under pressure,
True for you and I;
We just slipped apart, and it broke my heart,
It was time to
Make another start.

And now you're writing songs for shows,
A man with flair, a millionaire,
And your name is hallowed,
I shunned my fame,
Well, that's the nature of the game.

I can still recall 'Super Trouper'
'Winner Takes It All'
Now I'm a recluse - rueful? What's the use?
Life is short, it's
Time to call a truce.
Thank you all so much
For the music,
For giving it to me,
A songstress I'll remain, I'll repel my fame
I'll surrender.
My future for less pain
A songstress I'll remain
I surrender, I'll treasure
What remains.

Adie Pena with:
We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. THESE ARE OUR RULES! Please note these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 16 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We think you are just fine otherwise we would have said something.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.

1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
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1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it properly done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. If possible, please say whatever you have to say during that rotten commercial.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 predetermined colors, like pre-programmed Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. Men have no idea what teal or amber is.

1. If it itches, it shall be irreverently scratched. We do this. It's neat!

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying and offended; BUT it is just not worth the effort and stress. Besides men know you are a very tempersome tormentor and will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. If we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY.

1. You have enough of the best, latest clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such smart topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. Me get in shape? Remember 'round' IS a shape!

1. Thanks for reading these statements. Treatise?!? Yes, I know I have to sleep on the sofa tonight; but men really don't mind. It's like camping.

Tony Crafter with:
"MY CHERIE AMOUR"
By
Stevie Wonder

La la la la la la
La la la la la la

My Cherie Amour, lovely as a summer's day
My Cherie Amour, distant as the Milky Way
My Cherie Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine

In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street
I've been near you, but you never notice me
My Cherie Amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
That behind that little smile I wore
How I wish that you were mine

Maybe someday you'll see my face among the crowd
Maybe someday I'll share your little distant cloud
Oh, Cherie Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine

La la la la la la
La la la la la la

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"WHICH CHERIE?"
By
Tony Blair

La la la la la loo
la la la la la loot

My Cherie has more - money, wit, celebrity
My Cherie has more, attitude than even me,
My Cherie so smart, with your eerie smile, your icy heart,
Wow! Don't think that we will ever part,
'Cause you are the same as me.

In a courtroom, articulating Human Rights,
Or the boudoir, removin' those enormous tights,
While asleep in bed, lots of wealthy schemes invade your head,
Always been there since the day we wed,
Yet I'm glad that you are mine!

Maybe some day, you'll find your true morality
Maybe some way, you'll yield to your mortality
My Cherie, amour!
Wheeler-dealer woman, I'm in awe
Utterly infatuated, you're
Totally the mate for me!

La la la la la loo
La la la la la loot.

Dharam with:
A palinode is a poem in which the author retracts something written in an earlier poem.

MIT graduate Frank Gelett Burgess was an artist, art critic, poet, author, and humorist. He is famous today for his poetry, often using pseudonymns, including an odd well-known poem that says:

Reflections on a Mythic Beast Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least
I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!
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The charming senseless twentieth-century poem became so pervasive that the man released a humorous harsh palinode message:

Confession: and a Portrait Too, Upon a Background that I Rue!
Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"-
I'm sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you, anyhow
I'll kill you if you quote it!

Afterthought (with font shift): A penned palinode statement is warranted now, retracting an irresponsible embarrassing namesake candidate!

dk with:
Ode to Palin

McCain made a wise choice:
The woman with the best voice.
Sarah's really very smart;
They're off to a great start!
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Sarah Palinode

My, watch all the fiasco news!
I retract the aforesaid note;
Here I correct my views,
That Obama gets my vote!

dk with:
If you still don't know what to be for Halloween, then here are ten great costumes from "film.com". All it takes is rummaging through your closet and a bit of creativity.

1. The Joker
No act drew as much attention this year as Heath Ledger's Joker. You'll need white face paint, black eye shadow, and temp spray hair color. A purple suit works if you can find one in a vintage shop. Apply red lipstick with your eyes closed for that maniacal touch.
* Bonus points if you get the voice down. "Wanna know how I got these scars?"

2. Sarah Palin
Just as there are three branches of government, there are three pieces needed to pull off Sarah Palin: glasses, a skirt suit, and a frozen-yogurt-swirl hairdo. Throw on lipstick and a flag pin and you're in business.
* Bonus points if you have bangs or a caribou carcass in tow.

3. Michael Phelps
You'll need a lot of self-confidence to pull this trick off. The key items are a Speedo, swim cap and goggles. Use bronzer to define your muscles so you can proudly display eight gold medals across your pecs.
* Bonus points if you bring along your mom.

4. Miley Cyrus
This queen of Disney is a lot more fun than those Disney princesses. Add extensions to your hair, squeeze into tight jeans and a sequined tank. Add a studded belt, cowboy boots, fingerless gloves and hoop earrings, and you're ready to pop-rock.
* Bonus points if you find a kinky guy to be your underwear model boyfriend.

5. Brangelina Baby
This costume works for just about any ethnicity. Dress in hip duds and brag about your globe-trotting, multi-millionaire parents. If you can, sport a faux-hawk.
* Bonus points if you find super-attractive kids to pose as your siblings.
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6. Jonas Brothers
You'll have mobs of the hottest women worshipping you in your skinny jeans, skinny tie, skinny coat, skinny vest ... you get the idea. Wanna be legit? Wear promise rings.
* Bonus points if one of you has a glucose monitor.

7. Blair Waldorf
Pull that official private school uniform out of the cobwebby closet and accessorize it with preppy rediscoveries: low boots, cotton knee highs, coordinating jewelry, a good designer handbag, and the always essential headband.
* Bonus points if you adopt a pert snobbish attitude and add a Chuck Bass look-a-like prop.

8. Rachel Zoe
The key requirements of this costume style are huge accessories. Giant sunglasses, exaggerated wide-leg jeans, and a fluffy, faux fur vest ought to produce results. Hold a Starbucks coffee cup in your hand all night and you'll shut it down!
* Bonus points if you add the words "I die" and "bananas" to all your conversations.

9. Kirk Lazarus
When channeling Robert Downey Jr. in "Tropic Thunder", remember, fellows, it's quite important not to risk offending anyone. You would need camouflage fatigues, commando face paint, one realistic wig, and lots of personality for this metamorphosis. Dressing as a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude is not easy.
* Bonus points if you bust out a hot Australian accent half-way through.

10. Katy Perry
Vintage flair is the key to Katy Perry's personal technique. If you happen to find a retro-inspired romper, then you're all set. Doll up your face with lots of shimmery makeup and sport some beribboned girly accessories. Remember to carry some cherry chapstick in your purse.
* Bonus points if you actually kiss a girl.

THE RUDE CATEGORY [12 nominations]

Dharam with:
The Viagra alternative "horny goat weed" =
Revival to the withered organ at any age!

Rick with:
The Vagina Monologues =
Gave to musing on a hole.

Adie Pena with:
Huge breasts; ~
Great bushes.

paulklenk with:
Is it wrong to pick my nose? ~
Two opinions: Germ; sticky.

Larry Brash with:
An erotic video ‡
Avoid erection!

Tony Crafter with:
The Double-O Thong ~
to do the bunghole!

View with:
Place all rude anagrams in message body =
Idea: Large boner can damage small pussy.

db with:
Lost virtues =
It's over, slut!

Dharam with:
'Penthouse' and 'Playboy' found in college dormitories =
Pupils merely felt bonus: good hand-eye coordination!

Steve Reekie with:
A very busy holiday in a Thailand hotel room!
=
I root a shaved ladyboy. I hurt in my anal hole!

Steve Reekie with:
"Horatio Hornblower was a faithful seafarer" =

Waifs on harbour wharf ashore rate fellatio.

Tony Crafter with:
A masturbating male =
Blue anagrammatist!

THE UNSPECIFIED CATEGORY [1 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
Click here to submit a new post. =
Select our best pick with a NOM!

Count of Nominations by Author

= Nom in all categories (not counting Rude & Unspecified)

Dharam	34	(gen 6, ent, top 5, ppl 2, oth 3, med 2, lng 8, spc, awc 4, rud 2)
Adie Pena	31	(gen 4, ent 2, top 5, ppl 4, oth 4, med 3, lng, spc, dnk, awc 5, rud)
Rosie Perera	21	(gen 4, top 8, oth 3, med 2, lng, awc 3)
Tony Crafter	14	(gen 2, ent, top 2, ppl, oth, med, lng, spc 2, awc, rud 2)
View	10	(gen 3, ent, top 2, ppl 2, oth, rud)
paulklenk	10	(gen 6, top, ppl, oth, rud)
Rick	8	(gen, top 5, awc, rud)
Scott G	7	(ent 2, top, ppl 2, oth, awc)
dk	7	(top, med, spc 2, awc 3)
db	6	(ppl 3, awc 2, rud)
Andrew	6	(gen 2, top, oth, med, awc)
Ellie	6	(gen, ent, top, ppl 2, awc)
nr	6	(gen 2, top 2, awc 2)
HSP	5	(gen 2, ppl, oth, awc)
Steve Reekie	5	(med, awc 2, rud 2)
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons	4	(gen, ppl, awc 2)
Larry Brash	3	(gen, awc, rud)
Mick Tully	2	(oth, awc)
Paul Pan	2	(gen 2)
Adders	1	(top)
DaveInLA	1	(med)
James Bigglesworth	1	(gen)
Palin? Bush erect! (311)	1	(top)
AH	1	(awc)
Lurk character	1	(ent)
David A Green	1	(med)
Joe C	1	(ppl)
Ed Pegg Jr	1	(gen)
Curse evade civil lens	1	(ent)
rp	1	(lng)

The Anagrammy Awards

Current Nominations for October, 2008 [198]

THE GENERAL CATEGORY [39 nominations]