Current Nominations for March, 2024 [55]

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY [8 nominations]

Murray Cameron with:
Takes with a pinch of salt =
What's in that pack of lies?

Dharam with:
Leaving one without a leg to stand on =
All note devastation when going out.

View with:
Yea, I’m on a seafood diet =
Oi, I may see food and eat.

Tom Myers with:
On the brink of collapse =
Black hole. Profits? None!

Tom Myers with:
Christian Nationalism in the United States =
Its intent: the humanitarian socialist's end.

Richard G with:
Stage D congestive heart failure =
Have suet in fat-clogged arteries.

HSP with:
He's totally reliant on the bank of Mum and Dad =
Student had no money at all and flat broke, him.

Adie Pena with:
Fashionista =
Oh, satin? As if!

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY [4 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
The singer and musician Phil Collins =
Chilling spinal cord issue in the man.

Murray Cameron with:
The Tales of Robin Hood =
Thief? Not so. A bold hero!

dk with:
“Tina Turner, you're simply the best!" =
Replay tribute to her sunny times!

Murray Cameron with:
The Golden Raspberry Awards, aka "The Razzies" =
Held as abhorrent Z-graders take away prizes.

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY [12 nominations]

FatPhil with:
Climate protestors ‡
protect oil streams

Murray Cameron with:
Biden versus Trump =
Spent Sir v Rude Bum.

Adie Pena with:
The Hunter Biden "laptop controversies" ~
don't prove the Republican stories then.

View with:
Biden and Trump =
Bad 'n' imprudent

db with:
Katie Price declared bankrupt for the second time =
Flat in red, I rack up a debt to HMRC. To keep residence?

Tom Myers with:
Famine looms in gaza strip =
Image from a Zionist's plan

db with:
Our real nightmare President's boy ~
Barron Trump is eighteen years old.

Tom Myers with:
Trump's financial situation =
Pitiful man's art's in auction.

dk with:
Catherine, Princess of Wales =
A throne crisis; few can sleep.

db with:
The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore =
Direct strike from boat silencing the bay.

db with:
A chocolate Easter bunny =
Best to launch once a year!

db with:
Dali...that monetary problem for ~
the port of Baltimore, Maryland.

THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY [7 nominations]

View with:
Tyesha Bolden, teacher =
See that lecher and boy.

View with:
Tom Cruise and Elsina Khayrova =
American I love, and a hot Russky.

Adie Pena with:
The four Beatles John, Paul, George and Ringo ~
are on ganja, drugs. Enough of "Help" or "Let It Be"?

Lardy with:
Joe Biden and Donald Trump =
Job ad: "Inept? Damned old? Run."

HSP with:
The Right Honourable Penelope 'Penny' Mordaunt MP =
One PM had help toppling Number Ten. You're another!

Adie Pena with:
Catherine, Princess of Wales =
Powerless, finite, has cancer.

Rick with:
Catherine, the Princess of Wales ~
who, I feel, has persistent cancer.

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY [6 nominations]

db with:
Meghan's lifestyle brand 'American Riviera Orchard' =
Vital increase for her (and grandma's imbecile, Harry).

Adie Pena with:
The pedestrian crosswalk on Abbey Road =
Shot done: Beatles in a row by parked cars.

Tom Myers with:
The Francis Scott Key Bridge; Baltimore, Maryland =
Destroyed! Blame strike by craft on calm air night.

FatPhil with:
Francis Scott Key Bridge =
Dirty big cracks oft seen

QuatraleK with:
The Easter Bunny =
Eaten by hunters.

Rick with:
It is The Easter Bunny =
Its beauty's inherent.

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY [2 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
Four of the Most Popular Food You Can Serve This Saint Patrick's Day
1. Colcannon
2. Fried Cabbage
3. Shepherd's Pie, and
4. Barmbrack
=
1. Fine mashed potatoes
2. Add savory bacon for parties!
3. Bake ground lamb, corn, peas, chopped carrots 
4. Finish by lunch 'fruit cake.'



Rick with:
The current and former presidents Joe Biden and Donald Trump
=
Trend... it ended up oldster and pretend rich man run for same job.

THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY [8 nominations]

Dharam with:
"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad
=
Kate conspiracy theories:
* She wants sympathy
* He strayed
* Dehydration
* Steady earache
* Hairlessness
* Fell down a rabbit hole
* Exhaustion (fitting!)

Adie Pena with:
"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad.
=
They eyed her as a tyke unfit for school.

Expert: "I spot talent; I say she has body rhythm -- a ballerina!"

Rises...ideates the dancing in "Cats."

She won awards.

Tony Crafter with:
Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad.
=
A boy, scarred by his ma's death, grows into a fine soldier. Then he sees a pithy, Yankee actress. He falls, they wed, and he hastily turns into a toxic prat.

Dharam with:
"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad
=
So, anyway, here are hero-worthy life traits he may exhibit today: critical thought, kindness, honesty, steadfastness, capableness and leadership.

Dharam with:
"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad
=
Here are the fine traits Royals may exhibit today:
* critical thought
* kindness
* honesty
* steadfastness
* ready leadership
* capableness

Who? Anyhow...

HSP with:

"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad=
Why be annoyed that letters should take those shapes, as if dyslexia's a disability or hindrance, when it's nicer to say "Oh, they're perfect anagrams!"

Rosie Perera with:
"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad
=
If you look at a child's trashy painting, listen to her shabby serenade, or watch her relaxed toe twists, say "Hey, I can sense thy deepness, drama, faith!

Rosie Perera with:
"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad
=
Sarcasm: Hey there, dads! Say, will your newly hatched son (or his sister), by fate, be the next Picasso, Kahlo, Degas, ... or a thief that ends in a penitentiary?

THE LONG CATEGORY [2 nominations]

Tony Crafter with:
‘Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.’ Lucius Seneca.=
When you rant, stomach acid rises. This can soon invade the oesophagus, which irritates the delicate lining.
I don't rant much.

Adie Pena with:
Elton John's Award-Winning Songs And Shows That Earned Him An EGOT [List from Wikipedia]
1. Emmy Awards (television)
- "Elton John: Farewell from Dodger Stadium"
2. Grammy Awards (recording)
- "That's What Friends Are For"
- "Basque"
- "Can You Feel the Love Tonight"
- "Candle in the Wind 1997"
- "Elton John and Tim Rice's Aida"
3. Oscar Awards (film)
- "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" (from The Lion King)
- "(I'm Gonna) Love Me Again" (from Rocketman)
4. Tony Awards (Broadway theatre)
- "Aida"
=
1. Emmy Awards
- Filmed on the "final" global gig (Oh, to quit touring, eh?)
2. Grammy Awards
- Wow! Elton John with Dionne Warwick, Gladys Knight, and Stevie Wonder, too!
- Hear James Galway on the flute
- A mushy, romantic moment*
- Affectionate offer to honor Princess Diana (1997)
- Verdi's doomed love triangle**
3. Oscar Awards
- *For Simba and a fine female, Nala
- Elton John with Taron Egerton in the end credits
4. Tony Awards
- **Radames, Amneris, and the rival king's child.

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY [2 nominations]

Tony Crafter with:
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND
By
Carole King

When you're down and troubled
And you need some lovin' care
And nothin', nothin' is goin' right
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest night

You just call out my name
And you know, wherever I am
I'll come runnin'
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there
You've got a friend

If the sky above you
Grows dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind begins to blow
Keep your head together
And call my name out loud
Soon you'll hear me knockin' at your door

You just call out my name
And you know, wherever I am
I'll come runnin', runnin', yeah, yeah
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yes, I will

Now, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
When people can be so cold?
They'll hurt you, yes, and desert you
And take your soul if you let them
Oh, but don't you let them

You just call out my name
And you know, wherever I am
I'll come runnin', runnin', yeah, yeah
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yes, I will
You've got a friend
You've got a friend

Ain't it good to know you've got a friend
Ain't it good to know, ain't it good to know
Ain't it good to know
You've got a friend
Oh, yeah, now, you've got a friend
Yeah baby, you've got a friend
Oh, yeah, you've got a friend
=

YOU'VE FOUND A LOVELY FRIEND
An Ode
(Told by Lenny)

When you're in the hallway
And you see that I'm not there
And you feel that things aren't really right
Close your eyes and think of me
Knowing I'm out here somewhere
Open the door and look into the night

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll ignore you
And not give a damn
Winter, spring, summer or fall
I won't respond to your call
I'll ignore you, yeah
You've got a cat

Should the sky above you
Fall dark and I ain't home
I am out here stalkin' sneaky mice
No use you yellin'
Us bad dudes all need to roam
When I need food, I'll sneak back through the door.

Don't you yell out my name
'Cause you know wherever I am
Oh, I'll ignore you
And not give a damn
Winter, spring, summer or fall
I won't respond to your call
I'll ignore you, yeah I will
You've got a cat

Ah, it's good to venture out with feline friends
In search of baby birds to kill
Pooin' on our neighbours' gardens
And never, never on our own
But even if I'm busy...

You just yell out "Lenny!"
And you know wherever I am
I'll ignore you
And not give a damn
Winter, spring, summer or fall
I won't react to your call
I'll ignore you, yeah I will
Oh, you need a friend
But instead of that
Buddy, you have a cat

Ain't it good to know, you've got a cat
Ain't it good to know, good to know
Oh yeah, to know,
You've got a cat
Yeah, one fully-fed cat
One darling bundle of joy
Buddy, you've got a cat.

Dharam with:
Daffodowndilly
by A.A. Milne

She wore her yellow sun-bonnet,
She wore her greenest gown;
She turned to the south wind
And curtsied up and down.
She turned to the sunlight
And shook her yellow head,
And whispered to her neighbour:
"Winter is dead."
=
North Carolina

The hued flowers are weatherbeaten;
And their thin heads hang low.
Thundershowers dowsed them,
When, oddly, we needed snow.
Indeed, they look sorrowful,
Done in, yet still young.
But, the 'Houdini' weeds rebound:
"Spring has sprung."

THE RUDE CATEGORY [4 nominations]

Lardy Girl with:
Feminine hygiene products =
Grime deep in one fishy cunt?

MC with:
The Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle scandal =
Lardy actor has a bottle-fuck scene.

Adie Pena with:
Hey, hot moaning on ~
a honeymoon night!

View with:
Actress Traci Bingham =
Scan a charmer - big tits!

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