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MY WAY
As sung by Frank Sinatra
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friends, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each chartered course
Each careful step along the byway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
I've loved, laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh no, no, not me
I did it my way
For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say all the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows, I took the blows
But I did it my way
Yes, it was my way
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MY WIFE'S WAY
An itchy rant by 'caring' Henry
And now, the time is near
When I may lose my Sussex title
Oh dear, I'll say it clear
That noble title is so vital
I've thrived off it and made
A load of dough, and so has my wife
And, oh, kicking the Crown
Has enriched my life!
Regrets, no I've had none
Well, after all, I am the victim
I did what had to be done
I trashed pa publicly, then kicked him
I lost grandpa, then gran
But my own pain, it counted for nought
You say I caused their stress
But that's not my fault
At that iconic interview
In which we shared our truth with you
We told the world, and made a fuss
Threw my family under the bus
They got their dues, I lit a fuse
And did it my way
I've sued most everyone
The British tabloids, our Home Office
And as you rags found out
I am not dim, I'm 'pay me off-ish'!
Ha, ha! I had last laugh
And can I say, in my own fine way
I won, I beat them all
And did it my way
Oh, what is a man, what has he got
If no talent, well... not a lot
So I will reconcile with dad
We need our titles, Meghan's said
The facts attest, my wife knows best
Ah, I'll do it her way!
Yeah, do it her way
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