Anagrammy Leaders' Board - January, 2017 - 26 votes cast

26 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Rick Rothstein

26  

Alternative facts ~ can't avert fat lies.

2

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

25  

Storm in a teacup = Acute minor spat

3

  Meyran Kraus

22  

The odds in national lottery events = They'd stand at seven trillion to one.

4

  Tom Myers

21  

The ace forensic team ~ at the scene of a crime.

5

  Tony Crafter

13  

You eat many a fig, sir! ~ Are you saying Im fat?

6

  Julian Lofts

12  

Donald Trump's family tree contains ~ tycoons, unfit madmen, a retard, pills.

7

  View

6  

Neo-nazis = Zanies, no?

7

  Rosie Perera

6  

Postpartum depression ~ persists around moppet.

9

  Jason Lofts

5  

Manuel Noriega's face = Acne inflames a rogue.

10

  Ellie Dent

4  

Self delusional = Need fills a soul.

10

  Josiah Winslow

4  

New Year's resolution = One less awry routine.

10

  Tyler Severance

4  

A long striptease = Singer, tatas, pole.

13

  Dharam Khalsa

3  

Peanut butter filled pretzels = Fuller-belt student appetizer.

14

  Christopher Sturdy

2  

Buy low and sell high = Bullish - hey, glad now!

14

  John Ramos

2  

"I am done," ~ I moaned.

16

  Adie Pena

1  

The prescription for medical marijuana = A rapid cure from a simple joint in the car! ;-)

 

  Total points:

156 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.615)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

33  

George Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' = Feel the towering ruler's ongoing eye.

2

  Tony Crafter

24  

The Leonard Bernstein musical saga 'West Side Story'= A bullet ends Tony's scenes with Maria, I regret. So sad.

3

  Rick Rothstein

23  

The TV drama series Sherlock = Deerstalker's hat covers him.

4

  Ellie Dent

20  

'Metamorphosis of Narcissus' by Salvador Dali = Apt, as a surreal vision has odd, symbolic forms.

5

  Rosie Perera

17  

"Write drunk; edit sober" (Ernest Hemingway) = Using red wine made her story better. (Wink. ;-) )

5

  Tom Myers

17  

Watching "My Fair Lady" = Admit crying halfway

7

  Adie Pena

13  

Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in the film 'La La Land' = Man and lady'll sing a song then feel matrimonial.

 

  Total points:

147 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.280)

TOPICAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

25  

The Donald as our new president = Odds are the planet's now ruined.

2

  Christopher Davis

23  

America First = Racism. Fear it.(Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  David Bourke

21  

The American actress Mary Tyler Moore = A star. Come, let's cry a tear in her memory.

4

  Tony Crafter

20  

Donald Trump's Presidential inauguration speech = Undiplomatic, unrestrained, populist. He's a danger.

5

  Dharam Khalsa

14  

The Women's March on Washington = Change man's town with hormones!

6

  Ellie Dent

13  

Inauguration of the newest US President = Witness unfit nut's orange-haired toupee.

7

  Rosie Perera

12  

"Alternative facts" = Trite, vacant, false.

8

  Christopher Sturdy

10  

This new year's resolution..? = Er, lose a stone? It's why I run.

9

  View

6  

Donald Trump officially sworn in as president = World friends: American nation stupidly flops.

10

  Julian Lofts

3  

Trump lambasts Mexico = Blame scum, tax imports.

10

  Josiah Winslow

3  

Scientists identify new organ in humans = Findings contain: a mesentery's within us.

10

  Rick Rothstein

3  

"America First" ~ "I scream it far!"

13

  Adie Pena

1  

The Donald Trump Inauguration = I put a rug on that ruined old man.

 

  Total points:

154 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.500)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Rick Rothstein

29  

Russian President Vladimir Putin = A stern individual inspires Trump.

2

  Meyran Kraus

22  

The American president Donald Trump = Helped racism to turn rampant indeed.

3

  Tony Crafter

17  

Mary Louise 'Meryl' Streep = "I see my role - Trump slayer!"

4

  Christopher Davis

13  

Press Secretary Sean Spicer = I represent scary-ass creeps

5

  Rosie Perera

11  

President Donald Trump and VP Michael Pence of the US = Rich men pumped up on odd alternative facts. Send help!

5

  David Bourke

11  

Reinhold Richard Priebus = Horrid Republican's hired!

7

  View

10  

Lady Godiva, Countess of Mercia = A good, classic nude... my favorite.

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

9  

President Donald Trump = Prattle did upend norms

9

  Josiah Winslow

8  

The American President, Donald Trump = Damn, I'd rather Mr Pence's put in to lead!

10

  Ellie Dent

6  

Charles Macintosh, a Scotsman = Och, man's matchless raincoats!

11

  Julian Lofts

5  

Singer David Bowie Avoids being weird.

11

  Adie Pena

5  

Satan begat son, i.e., ~ Esteban Santiago.

13

  Tom Myers

4  

Actress Mary Tyler Moore = My roles carry me to a rest.

13

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer = Top issues there, where crap is necessary.

 

  Total points:

154 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.538)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

24  

The United States of America = Meta-truths in a sea of deceit

2

  Tony Crafter

19  

A Black Forest Gateau dessert = Slab of cake sure tasted great!

3

  Christopher Davis

16  

@realDonaldTrump = Trampled our land

4

  Adie Pena

15  

President-elect = Creep settled in.

5

  Josiah Winslow

12  

The United States of America = True fact? A shame, I don't see it.

5

  Meyran Kraus

12  

The US Department of Homeland Security = They could detain those men Trump fears.

7

  Tyler Severance

9  

Anagram Artist for Windows = A word transforming awaits.

7

  Christopher Sturdy

9  

President Trump's Cabinet = Pretend, inept, racist bums

9

  Ellie Dent

8  

Charter Oil = A lot richer.

9

  Dharam Khalsa

8  

Manchester-by-the-Sea = Men base yachts there.

11

  Tom Myers

7  

San Francisco International Airport = Planes or aircraft in action. No trains.

12

  View

6  

"The Falcons" = Hot NFL aces

13

  David Bourke

5  

The President-elect of the U.S.A. = Streep: "To the left, he is a dunce!"

14

  Rosie Perera

3  

National Security Council = Inaccurate tiny collusion.

 

  Total points:

153 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.538)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Adie Pena

27  

Top Five Beatles Songs of All Time 1. "A Day i... = 1. The stuff is heavy or bloody 2. I entirely...

2

  Ellie Dent

24  

I once met this most honest man, a truly warmhea... = A minister it seems, who really wished to come ...

3

  Tony Crafter

18  

The Top Five Howard Keel Musicals 1. Seven Bri... = 1. Based on Sabine women, I see 2. Majestic a...

4

  David Bourke

16  

Sean Michael Spicer, the White House Press Secr... = He denies democracy across America, insists ea...

5

  View

9  

Dont underestimate the guy, because hes goin... = Trump? He's no genius. Bigoted, untested, yet ...

6

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

This giraffe walks into the bar, and tells the barman: ~ "That far table wants a drink. It's free - high balls on me!"

7

  Josiah Winslow

6  

'If Chicago doesn't fix the horrible "carnage" ... = Exact shooting figure: 248, which is down 16....

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

Donald Trump, President of the United States of America = Misanthropic despot means latent dread of future tide

9

  Christopher Davis

4  

Never let your sense of morals get in the way o... = He was a revolutionary sci-fi novelist for sho...

9

  Julian Lofts

4  

The American cult leader Mister Charles Manson is not a ~ stoic innocent. Maniac alert! He's a lethal mass murderer!

9

  Rosie Perera

4  

The "Special Relationship" between Great Britai... = An irate ace Trump and a petite wise Theresa: ...

9

  Tom Myers

4  

Actor Peter Capaldi is leaving the Dr. Who role... = He's Timelord, warrior, and oft the galactic ...

 

  Total points:

128 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.545)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

33  

I had intended to try: ballooning skydiving a French romance group sex My excuse? Procrastination!

2

  David Bourke

16  

A much-younger Tony Crafter admitted considering exploring both, in 'Lynx' (a rap disco in Sevenoaks).

3

  Tony Crafter

15  

I concur. The first one is more a dodgy kinda sex-connexion but, God, that man-prancing is really pervy!

4

  Meyran Kraus

10  

Bax, it's ruinous to do ...

4

  Maurice Goddard

10  

A sly David Bourke confirms once trying to shag sheep, in an explicit non-romantic nude X-rated orgy!

6

  Adie Pena

8  

Often horny, I tried to xerox my genitals. Ah, proved uncanny. Glass broke and, in pain, got circumcised!

7

  Josiah Winslow

7  

Never mix cough syrup and Oxycontin. It is basically asking for permanent doctoring need, or death.

8

  Jason Lofts

5  

Chap (aka Dermot O'Byrne) hasn't desired family sex/loving or is prone to unexciting country dancing.

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

"Improperly cosy goings-on and uncouth giddy exercise I'm in cannot avert death or taxes." - B Franklin

8

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

If you think your President governs as a raging, racist xenophobe. Indict, try once and end. Malcolm X

11

  Julian Lofts

3  

No denying Tony Crafter likes spongy hermaphrodites, exotic concubines and a vulgar dominatrix!

12

  Rosie Perera

2  

I'd try Donald Trump, and convict him...for not asking in sex; "Hey, lie, coerce, ignore a 'no', next grab a pussy!"

 

  Total points:

119 

from 20 votes     (DFE factor: 0.600)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

31  

For many years, two statues, one male and one f... = A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father we...

2

  Julian Lofts

28  

A List of Many of the Superstars, Actors, Musici... = 1. He's the Wham! gent 2. Chimeric hero Ziggy S...

3

  David Bourke

21  

A list of some of the famous personalities who ... = "To The Grim Reaper" Coffin Guide for the year:...

4

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

A horse walks into the pub and orders a pint of... ~ Hey, come on, this isn't a mission to condemn ...

5

  Josiah Winslow

7  

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding... = I'd studied this: that's no "number of the bea...

6

  Adie Pena

6  

US President Donald Trumps top six targets: 1... = 1. Blast at prejudiced NAFTA rats! 2. Interr...

7

  Rosie Perera

5  

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully exe... = "I do testify this: that I am the best one to ...

 

  Total points:

109 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.368)

SPECIAL:

1

  Tony Crafter

45  

THROUGH By George Michael

2

  Tony Crafter

41  

MAGGIE MAY By Rod Stewart

 

  Total points:

86 

from 18 votes     (DFE factor: 0.111)

RUDE:

1

  Meyran Kraus

21  

What the ladies are pining for = A hot friend with a large penis.

2

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

Take a 'Golden Shower' = Her task: do a long wee.

3

  Adie Pena

10  

Honeymoon night = "Oh, my! Go on in, then!"

4

  David Bourke

9  

Malodorous genitals = Not glamorous, ladies!

5

  Josiah Winslow

7  

What is the confused prostitute's favorite drink? = Do ask to start her out with stiff Seven-Up in cider.

6

  View

6  

Bella Thorne = Lethal boner

6

  Jason Lofts

6  

Genital reconstruction = Girl's cunt to an erection.

6

  Christopher Sturdy

6  

Breaks wind often = Be warned of stink!

9

  Julian Lofts

5  

Father Cecil's got lucky on Tinder = One try - fucked ten Catholic girls!

9

  Rick Rothstein

5  

Right and left breast = Grab and felt her tits.

11

  Tom Myers

1  

Earning some extra cash = Hoes grant me sex in a car

12

  Tony Crafter

0  

Is a prettily attired cougar ~ a geriatric lady prostitute?

 

  Total points:

87 

from 15 votes     (DFE factor: 0.800)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

83.90

 

Christopher Davis

29.30

Meyran Kraus

67.15

 

Rosie Perera

27.21

Dharam Khalsa

61.02

 

Tom Myers

26.59

David Bourke

52.38

 

View

25.02

Adie Pena

45.26

 

Christopher Sturdy

18.88

Rick Rothstein

43.56

 

Jason Lofts

10.88

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

38.88

 

Tyler Severance

7.31

Ellie Dent

35.19

 

Maurice Goddard

6.00

Josiah Winslow

30.38

 

John Ramos

1.23

Julian Lofts

29.87

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

2

3

3

Meyran Kraus

2

1

1

Dharam Khalsa

2

1

0

Rick Rothstein

2

0

1

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

1

1

0

Adie Pena

1

0

1

David Bourke

0

1

2

Christopher Davis

0

1

1

Ellie Dent

0

1

0

Julian Lofts

0

1

0


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