Anagrammy Leaders' Board - June, 2017 - 24 votes cast

24 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  View

29  

Fidget spinner = Fingertips' end.

2

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

28  

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!" ~ is a gutsy cry for tenacity and fortitude.

3

  Josiah Winslow

27  

A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for gin?", he says. ~ A fun barman answers this: "Look, with you, no charge."

4

  Christopher Sturdy

17  

Carrying out murders in the name of one's religion = Terrorism - see it for inhumane, ungodly ignorance.

5

  Scott Gardner

14  

The earth's climate = Hear that ice melts.

6

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

This horse walks into a bar, goes up to the barman, and ~ asks (hard stomp) "Neigh?" Translation: "How about a beer?"

6

  Ellie Dent

7  

Stonehenge at sunrise = See sun then: it's orange!

6

  Adie Pena

7  

Altercations ~ aren't stoical.

9

  Rosie Perera

4  

Donald Trump's toilet paper = Pat it on plump toddler arse.

9

  Tony Crafter

4  

The eating disorder bulimia nervosa = Diet made behaviour in latrine gross.

 

  Total points:

144 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.417)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Ellie Dent

39  

William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet = All like his enamored pair...just awesome!

2

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

25  

Hamlet by William Shakespeare = A play I am asks me whether I'll be.

3

  Rosie Perera

24  

The "Sistine Madonna" by Raphael = Phenomenal! Yes, his art ain't bad.

4

  Adie Pena

16  

Gal Gadot is "Wonder Woman" = Girl manages to do and wow!

5

  Christopher Sturdy

13  

Love Changes Everything = Even the over-clingy shag.

6

  Tony Crafter

11  

The Motorhead hit 'Ace Of Spades' = Ethos of a poem is 'the death card'.

7

  David Bourke

9  

The actress Eleanor May Tomlinson = She's certainly ornamental, to some!

 

  Total points:

137 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.292)

TOPICAL:

1

  Scott Gardner

25  

The Paris climate deal = Halt rapid sea-ice melt.

2

  Christopher Davis

22  

Despite the constant negative press covfefe = His Staff Protected Soviet Agents - Even Pence! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  Ellie Dent

18  

The Grenfell Tower's fire = Enter Hell: grief for West.

3

  Christopher Sturdy

18  

The Oval Office ~ to hail Covfefe.

5

  David Bourke

11  

"Strong and stable leadership" = Get an old bird, Theresa's plans.

6

  Josiah Winslow

10  

The US's Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act = Republican tactics defeated that for no apt reason.

7

  Julian Lofts

8  

Melania Trump has finally moved into the White House = Oh, hateful day - the alien Slovenian mum with imposter.

8

  View

7  

U.S.ís withdrawal from Paris deal = Oafish D. Trump raised war walls.

9

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

The Philando Castile verdict ~ didn't prove ethical's ethical.

9

  Dharam Khalsa

5  

Amazon buys Whole Foods for almost Fourteen Billion = Sum: Bezos' solution on food for men of wealth, all by air!

11

  Tyler Severance

3  

"I am under investigation." - Trump = Remove intimidating usurpant.

12

  Adie Pena

2  

A non-effective ~ innate covfefe.

13

  Rosie Perera

1  

Despite the constant negative press covfefe = The conniving staff does vet secret pee tapes.

 

  Total points:

135 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.565)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  David Bourke

36  

Camilla Rosemary Shand = I'm a lady on Charles's arm.

2

  Ellie Dent

32  

Saint Christopher ~ is hitchers' patron.

3

  Christopher Davis

16  

Donald Trump, President of the United States = Russian toddler! He attempts to defend Putin!

4

  Julian Lofts

15  

Cardinal George Pell, the Vatican treasurer = He's an ill, aged pervert, a recalcitrant rogue.

5

  Scott Gardner

14  

The President of the US = He's often stupid there.

6

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

12  

Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde = Acid wit's on offer; his will regale all.

7

  Tony Crafter

10  

The slain Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas ŗ Becket = Taboo! Blasphemy! Attackers stab fine hero in church.

8

  Adie Pena

3  

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions = See felon try joint, see grass as fun!

8

  Josiah Winslow

3  

US Attorney General Jeff Sessions ~ enjoys Russia, often feels strange.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

1  

The MSNBC hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough = Buzz: Mocker stabs "Morning Joe" so hard in the back. Hiss!

10

  View

1  

Mannarino = An Iron Man?

 

  Total points:

143 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.458)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

27  

Irritable Bowel Syndrome = Bloat blows in my derriere.

2

  Scott Gardner

19  

The Trump administration á Truth in media's important.

2

  Ellie Dent

19  

All-new Ford Fiesta ~ offers all I wanted.

4

  Adie Pena

14  

Trump International Hotel, Washington D.C. = Might a president or nut own that local inn?

5

  Josiah Winslow

13  

The Paris Climate Agreement = America split the "Green Team".

6

  Christopher Sturdy

10  

The Democratic Unionist Party = Ranty mouthpiece distraction.

7

  Tony Crafter

9  

Archbishop of Canterbury = Church prayer; bit of a snob.

8

  David Bourke

8  

The Democratic Unionist Party = Tories' primacy that continued.

8

  View

8  

Renault Kadjar = Drat, a real junk!

10

  Julian Lofts

7  

The Autism Spectrum Disorder Guideline = I theorise Trump is a smug, deluded cretin.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

Autism Spectrum Disorder = Summed, is artist producer.

 

  Total points:

141 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.458)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

33  

Top Five Beatles Songs (vulture.com) 1. A Day ... = 1. Effectively, a fearful LSD event? 2. Base...

2

  Julian Lofts

31  

The Ten Neglected Senses 1. Balance 2. Motion... = Phenomena 1. e.g. React in a boat 2. Feel sp...

3

  Ellie Dent

25  

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. 'Two bee... ~ keels over. When the guy gets up to walk away,...

4

  Adie Pena

21  

Top three movies of Sir Sean Connery are -- 1.... = 1. Taut encounter in nuclear sub 2. To let a...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

20  

Big Brother: "The people will not revolt. They ... = George Orwell's novel problem begins to look t...

6

  Rosie Perera

4  

Man wears strainer on his head for driver's lic... = Pastafarian in clownish dress. Horrors! Need r...

7

  View

2  

Stephen Hawking Says Earth Is Under Threat and ... = This huge planet destroyers take inane run and...

 

  Total points:

136 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.304)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Adie Pena

32  

"Whatever you do, do it with bravado. Use colorful language, historical nonsense. Liven an unseen agenda with half trut...

2

  Christopher Sturdy

22  

Phineas Taylor Barnum (late), When found in his wiki entry It tells us all was far from great; A slave-owner in the ...

3

  Dharam Khalsa

18  

"If work I dread has to be done (laundry or the front lawn), I concentrate to finish as soon as possible. That way, I h...

4

  Julian Lofts

13  

All Blacks do play the Lions on tour on our home turf. We won the test today and we can win the rest. We're unafraid of...

4

  Rosie Perera

13  

Be diligent and just in all things, beware of any nonsense, and endeavour towards worthy virtues; not like the evil ora...

6

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

10  

Haven't you heard, "I am a showman by profession"? ... That was a joke! Don't heed a word I utter! (I'll never!) Dally ...

6

  David Bourke

10  

"What? Nah! Sod that arduous rot! Want your rewards? Sit down, and enjoy doing bugger all. Endeavor to savour innate un...

8

  View

4  

And when you rest, men, rest with all of the body, with all of the soul. Just do it like it was a real nirvana, a real ...

8

  Ellie Dent

4  

Lord knows, amateur shamateur, we all love winning. Nature is ruthless. If you try hard and fail, over and over, what t...

 

  Total points:

126 

from 21 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

38  

A man hadnít had sex with his wife for 8 years ... = At 8.30 a.m. the English wife said to her husb...

2

  Ellie Dent

31  

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came up... ~ If we follow your advice, frankly I fear we'll...

3

  Josiah Winslow

19  

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brou... = Around eighty seven years in since our ancesto...

4

  Julian Lofts

11  

This Is An Incomplete Register of Nineteen Susp... = Pests' Prey 1. Dull Ms Andrea Constand 2. Sa...

 

  Total points:

99 

from 17 votes     (DFE factor: 0.235)

SPECIAL:

1

  Tony Crafter

42  

THE GODFATHER OF GREEK PHILOSOPHY.

 

  Total points:

42 

from 14 votes     (DFE factor: 0.071)

RUDE:

1

  Christopher Sturdy

32  

A woman flashing her titties= Oh! I learnt that image is 'NSFW' :-(

2

  Julian Lofts

29  

If you want to have work-life balance ~ obey a vital life - fuck a wanton whore.

3

  Adie Pena

28  

My unexpected erections ~ exercised one empty cunt!

 

  Total points:

89 

from 15 votes     (DFE factor: 0.200)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Ellie Dent

64.46

 

David Bourke

33.29

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

43.95

 

Josiah Winslow

28.71

Adie Pena

42.21

 

Dharam Khalsa

23.21

Christopher Sturdy

41.46

 

View

22.49

Julian Lofts

38.00

 

Christopher Davis

19.77

Tony Crafter

35.57

 

Rosie Perera

16.02

Scott Gardner

35.09

 

Tyler Severance

1.70

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

3

0

0

Ellie Dent

1

3

2

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

1

2

0

Christopher Sturdy

1

1

1

Scott Gardner

1

1

0

Adie Pena

1

0

1

David Bourke

1

0

0

View

1

0

0

Julian Lofts

0

2

0

Christopher Davis

0

1

1

Josiah Winslow

0

0

2

Dharam Khalsa

0

0

1

Rosie Perera

0

0

1


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