Anagrammy Leaders' Board - June, 2006

36 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE I AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE II LONG SPECIAL
RUDE     

GENERAL:

1

  Deano

32  

'Slices of bread' ~ describes loaf.

2

  Mey Kraus

28  

Professional lion tamer = One's in peril of a lost arm.

3

  Ellie

26  

The shoe lover = Hot over heels?

4

  Paul Pan

24  

Fascist rule = racist's fuel.

4

  Andrew

24  

The bachelor party = Try a cheap brothel.

6

  Rick

22  

Well, now I have seen everything! = Oh really? View the evening news!

7

  David Bourke

21  

Dead and gone = Aged and done.

8

  View

14  

Scum of the Earth = Term of such hate.

9

  Toby Gottfried

8  

There's no place like home = Heck, more sleep in a hotel.

10

  Tony Crafter

7  

Scrotal impediment in ~ spermicidal ointment.

11

  aussie battler

6  

Spring came ~ scampering.

 

  Total points:

212 

from 36 votes     (DFE factor: 0.306)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Scott Gardner

56  

Rembrandt, "The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. N... = Smart men of Holland study inert corps...

2

  Mey Kraus

43  

Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper" = Lord Savior and pupils at the scene.

3

  Tony Crafter

35  

Milton's 'Paradise Regained'= Serial poem deriding Satan.

4

  Ellie

17  

Agatha Christie's Miss Marple = She is aghast at primal crimes!

4

  View

17  

The singer Little Richard = Recreated thrilling hits.

4

  Toby Gottfried

17  

The Musée du Louvre's Winged Vic... = Much more crying due over view of stat...

7

  Amir

11  

The actress Nicole Kidman = One kitsch star led cinema.

8

  David Bourke

7  

The Canadian/Portuguese singer Nelly Ki... = A cure to Dido, her funky pulsating si...

8

  Rick

7  

The movie 'Superman Returns' = I've superhuman tormenters.

10

  Zoran Radisavlevic

3  

Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer = For real pathetic boob, Lauder.

 

  Total points:

213 

from 36 votes     (DFE factor: 0.278)

TOPICAL:

1

  Mey Kraus

47  

The Iranians' nuclear weapons = I can see another war in US plan.

2

  View

45  

Christians,Muslims and the Jews = Jerusalem stands within schism. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  ofap

24  

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi terminated = I'm amazed at war result in Baquba.

4

  Ellie

21  

Andre Agassi at Wimbledon = Man, I'd go see a bald star win.

4

  Don Fortier

21  

A near-criminal group ran ~ Iranian nuclear program.

6

  Tony Crafter

17  

Terror leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's te... ~ as USA bomb-team neutralize errant Ira...

6

  Don Rogers

17  

Terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi e... = Result: A wartime bomber raid neutrali...

8

  Rick

8  

The Lawn Tennis Championships at Wimbledon = Competitions... when the 'bald man' plans his win.

9

  Rosie Perera

5  

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is really dead? = A lawless burial. Dubya amazed Iraq.

 

  Total points:

205 

from 35 votes     (DFE factor: 0.257)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  David Bourke

41  

Miss Ann Coulter = Nastier columns.

2

  Mey Kraus

40  

The former president Saddam Hussein = Punish the arrested man for misdeeds.

3

  Scott Gardner

30  

Saint Catherine = A Christian teen.

4

  Toby Gottfried

23  

Mathematician Carl Friedrich Gauss = "I, a lad, can figure arithmetic's charms."

5

  Ellie

22  

The Irish poet , William Butler Yeats = Illustrate ability here with poems.

6

  Rick

21  

The pop singer Britney Spears ~ is pregnant. Pre-birth pose? Yes!

7

  Tony Crafter

17  

Senator Joseph Raymond McCarthy = Catch me a major trophy, sonny. Reds!

 

  Total points:

194 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.206)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Toby Gottfried

46  

The American Dental Association = To attain each smile and no caries.

2

  Ellie

33  

The National Pollen and Aerobiology Res... ~ are ideally able to help a running nos...

3

  Tony Crafter

32  

England's Manchester International Airport = It costs an arm and leg on an internal trip here.

4

  Mey Kraus

28  

Bellagio Hotel and Casino = I lose bet and gain alcohol.

5

  Don Rogers

14  

Pythagorean theorem = Me?!? "The, er, hy-pot-a....." (Groan!)

6

  Rick

13  

The White and Black Rhinoceros... ~ two horns, hide can be real thick.

7

  View

9  

British Airways = Brits, Irish away!

8

  Larry Brash

8  

Exodus International = Erudition... not anal sex!

9

  Scott Gardner

7  

The Sumatran Rhinoceros = A horn? Snout carries them!

10

  David Bourke

2  

The Sacred Guitar Association = Artiste: "A good Christian cause!"

 

  Total points:

192 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.294)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Mey Kraus

53  

Michael Gerson, top speech-writer to pr... = Having inspected that report, I am bas...

2

  Ellie

40  

'Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La G... = Pointillism as an art: an idea of one ...

3

  Tony Crafter

36  

Motion picture "The Da Vinci Code"'s ma... = Intrepid, comic-cut academics investig...

4

  David Bourke

32  

"Chew on This: Everything You Didn't Wa... = One study to show rotund, flabby, lard...

 

  Total points:

161 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.143)

AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE I:

1

  Richard G

30  

England fail, country whimpers.

2

  Rick

27  

France may win during hot spell.

3

  Andrew

23  

Germans would play French in it.

4

  Tony Crafter

16  

Merry England is awful on pitch!

4

  Hans-Peter Reich

16  

Poland? France might surely win!

6

  Ellie

14  

I'm playing down a French result.

7

  Toby Gottfried

13  

England!?! may win the Cup, Sir ? (ROFL)

8

  Deano

9  

Largely in Man Utd FC ownership.

8

  ofap

9  

England triumph! Wayne frolics.

10

  Don Rogers

6  

Fun Nip nightmare: Yellow cards.

10

  Larry Brash

6  

My tip - Winner's gold haul: France.

12

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

Who'll deny Argentina's cup firm?

12

  David Bourke

5  

Three Lions fancying plum draw.

12

  Zoran Radisavlevic

5  

French player must win a gold in ~...

12

  Adrian Hickford

5  

Dutch win, from Spain, generally.

16

  View

3  

Why I mourn ? England - first place.

17

  Mey Kraus

2  

Italy lads win Frenchmen group.

18

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

0  

Merciful as England win trophy.

 

  Total points:

194 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.545)

AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE II:

1

  Larry Brash

36  

Crushing win led from a penalty.

1

  Paul Pan

36  

Champions win, feel truly grand!

3

  Mey Kraus

20  

Nap? Screw? Only during halftime!

4

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

15  

Hear wildly competing fans? Run!

5

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

13  

Crap whistler in funny old game.

5

  Rick

13  

Fancy goal led winner's triumph.

7

  Toby Gottfried

11  

Wonderful match play reigns in ~ ...

8

  ofap

10  

Forward muscling in, eh? Penalty!

9

  David Bourke

9  

S-G.E. prominent. (And awfully rich!)

10

  Ellie

8  

Winning match play led for sure!

10

  Don Rogers

8  

Pull in the screaming, rowdy fan.

12

  Tony Crafter

6  

Wayne plus girlfriend. Match on!

13

  Andrew

4  

They pull in menacing forwards.

 

  Total points:

189 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.394)

LONG:

1

  Larry Brash

58  

Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be br...

2

  Mey Kraus

50  

A man lives on the 10th floor of his apa... = Officers find a short man hanging in a...

3

  Tony Crafter

45  

A man came home from work, plopped himse... = I have been the victim of a hellish ro...

 

  Total points:

153 

from 27 votes     (DFE factor: 0.111)

SPECIAL:

1

  Mey Kraus

41  

Wilfred Owen's Anthem for Doomed Youth.

2

  David Bourke

35  

Medway News item

3

  Tony Crafter

26  

Asterisks and Ampersands.

4

  Tony Crafter

16  

"THE CLOSEST THING TO CRAZY" by Katie Melua

4

  Mey Kraus

16  

A limerick containing an anagram anagrammed into another limerick also containing an anagram.

6

  Tony Crafter

15  

Thirty days hath September...

7

  David Bourke

4  

Asterisks and Apostrophes.

 

  Total points:

153 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.250)

RUDE:

1

  Paul Pan

39  

Penis reduction = cut in one's pride.

2

  Mey Kraus

34  

A shirt's wet? = Saw her tits!

3

  Rick

24  

A pleasing shape = Appealing ass, eh?

4

  Tony Crafter

20  

The lesbian singers kd lang and Melissa... = Girls in beds, legs astride, and shag ...

5

  ofap

15  

Breast reductions ~ secured bra on tits.

6

  Zoran Radisavlevic

14  

A big tool = Obligato!

7

  View

8  

The breaking of wind = How, after being kind?

 

  Total points:

154 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.250)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Mey Kraus

93.90

 

Richard G

16.36

Tony Crafter

69.63

 

Don Rogers

14.91

Ellie

48.80

 

Deano

14.69

Rick

44.72

 

Hans-Peter Reich

8.73

David Bourke

37.98

 

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

8.64

Toby Gottfried

36.86

 

Zoran Radisavlevic

7.06

Paul Pan

31.27

 

Don Fortier

5.40

View

26.85

 

Horrid Stretchy Pus

5.12

Larry Brash

26.25

 

Amir

3.06

Scott Gardner

23.79

 

Adrian Hickford

2.73

Andrew

21.45

 

aussie battler

1.83

ofap

18.77

 

Rosie Perera

1.29

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Mey Kraus

3

5

1

Larry Brash

2

0

0

Paul Pan

2

0

0

David Bourke

1

1

0

Scott Gardner

1

0

1

Deano

1

0

0

Richard G

1

0

0

Toby Gottfried

1

0

0

Ellie

0

2

1

Rick

0

1

1

View

0

1

0

Tony Crafter

0

0

5

Andrew

0

0

1

ofap

0

0

1


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