Anagrammy Leaders' Board - November, 2006 - 45 votes cast

45 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH LONG SPECIAL RUDE  

GENERAL:

1

  Richard Grantham

43  

Computer games = Get mouse cramp.

2

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

31  

Don't hide your light under a bushel = Your lantern, dude, it should be high!

3

  Scott Gardner

30  

Killing two birds with one stone = I will go strike down both in nest.

4

  Rick Rothstein

22  

It's love ~ I've lost.

5

  Andrew

20  

Athens traps ~ the Spartans.

6

  Tony Crafter

17  

A prime terrorism spot = Most premier airports.

7

  David Bourke

15  

Hip replacement operation = Patient: "A cripple no more, eh!"

8

  Michael

13  

I'm starting to dream in anagrams. It's the rage! = Attending to grammar is a nightmare, I assert.

9

  Rosie Perera

11  

The high-definition plasma screen television = Fanciest thin light-emission video panel here.

10

  Alan Yoshioka

9  

The Nativity Story = It has very tiny tot.

10

  Nenad Savic

9  

Risotto Alla Milanese = Meal to Italian losers.

12

  Neil Ramsay

7  

Reconciliation = Nicer coalition.

12

  View

7  

Transcendental Meditation = Tend to select Indian mantra.

14

  Paul Pan

6  

Christian theology = An Ichthys rite logo.

14

  Larry Brash

6  

Anti-depressant medication ~ remained sad patients' tonic.

16

  Meyran Kraus

5  

The cancerous disease = No cure eased this case.

16

  Sir T Aucscua

5  

I'm violating I am loving it.

18

  aussie battler

4  

Below par = Pale brow.

19

  Adrian Hickford

3  

A sleeping disorder = Lad desiring repose.

 

  Total points:

263 

from 45 votes     (DFE factor: 0.422)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Andrew

45  

Pirates of the Caribbean Two: Dead Man's Chest = Sparrow's team does find cabinet at the beach.

2

  Tony Crafter

41  

The nostalgic 'As Time Goes By' = Ah, Bogey elects Sam to sing it!

3

  View

34  

Beatles' Yellow Submarine = We'll be in a stormy blue sea! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

4

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

30  

Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare = The jealous libido makes war in mere play.

5

  Scott Gardner

27  

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" ~ is a poem to a lad's rather seemly chum.

6

  Meyran Kraus

26  

Hitler's old treatise 'Mein Kampf' = Imparted the killer's manifesto.

7

  Rosie Perera

25  

Adolf Hitler's manifesto "Mein Kampf" = Pale misfit inks memo of Fatherland.

8

  Paul Pan

15  

Adolf Hitler's manifesto "Mein Kampf" = Trim skin off female into lampshade

9

  Michael

11  

Tony Bennett's deft "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" = "I Left my Farts in San Fernando" by The Ten Tectonics

10

  David Bourke

3  

The singer Beth Ditto = Thighs? No!!! Better diet!

 

  Total points:

257 

from 44 votes     (DFE factor: 0.227)

TOPICAL:

1

  David Bourke

59  

The KGB's former agent Alexander Litvinenko = Kremlin revenge: Toxin breakfast, long death.

2

  Andrew

56  

The US Congress now belongs to the Democrats = So, Bush's wretched gang lost one more contest!

3

  Rosie Perera

34  

Saddam Hussein sentenced to death by hanging = Oddest thing! Such a nasty man needs beheading!

4

  Tony Crafter

24  

The declining standard of Britain's hospitals = Pits! Dirt, filth, no beds. NHS? A national disgrace!

5

  Meyran Kraus

20  

Michael Richards made anti-black remarks on stage = Kramer's a damn hack! He tried Mel Gibson's racial act!

6

  Michael

18  

The legacy of the United States of America = Create Islamic foes that fete young death.

7

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

14  

The Iraq Study Group ~ gasped "Hurry to quit!"

8

  Dan Fortier

12  

Man hurt as killer whale attacks = Shamu trick at tank was real hell!

8

  Don Rogers

12  

Cheney spends Election Day hunting in South Dakota = Thought, "Is any Independent in season today? (Chuckle!)"

10

  View

8  

Ehud Olmert reaches out to Palestinians = Ruler has hinted solution to M. East peace.

11

  Hans-Peter Reich

5  

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline = Final break is presented in very end.

12

  Rocher-docher

4  

O Turkey season! = Eat & you snores, k?

 

  Total points:

266 

from 45 votes     (DFE factor: 0.267)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Rosie Perera

45  

United States President George W. Bush = Unwise, desperate. Bet he's trusting God!

2

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

39  

Alfred Binet = Left-brained.

3

  Tony Crafter

35  

Evander 'The Real Deal' Holyfield and Mike Tyson = A lethal-handed evil-one kind of restyled my ear!

4

  Rick Rothstein

27  

The comedian Michael "Kramer" Richards = Catch horrid remarks he made in malice.

4

  Meyran Kraus

27  

The new Bond, Daniel Craig = Wince: "Blond-haired agent?!"

6

  Andrew

25  

The Germanic Fuhrer Adolf Hitler = 'General' from hateful Third Reich.

7

  Scott Gardner

20  

The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi = Ooh, she's happy after keen US election!

8

  Dave in LA

18  

Rep. Mark Foley = Perky for male.

9

  David Bourke

15  

The Dead Or Alive singer Pete Burns = Gender-bender is up the lavatories!

10

  Paul Pan

14  

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. = Job: I am a Bush ransacker.

 

  Total points:

265 

from 45 votes     (DFE factor: 0.222)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Rick Rothstein

51  

Talking Jesus dolls... ~ it's all godless junk.

2

  Meyran Kraus

38  

A McDonald's Restaurant = Damn lardass at counter!

3

  Richard Grantham

26  

The London Lunatic Asylum = Loud hell. (May contain nuts.)

4

  View

24  

Middle Eastern nations = Nested in mad relations.

5

  Tony Crafter

23  

The Charles de Gaulle Airport, France = Called this after our crap General, eh?

6

  Scott Gardner

18  

William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet = Her winsome mate killed a jealous Paris!

7

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

17  

The friendsreunited website = Few interestin' buddies there.

8

  Larry Brash

14  

The Nigerian Advanced Fee Fraud Scam = A daft African revenue-adding scheme.

8

  Andrew

14  

The Australian Broadcasting Commission = Music station has modern Aboriginal acts.

10

  David Bourke

12  

The Alliance of Sodomy Supporters = Costly Preparation-H seldom of use!

11

  Michael

10  

The Rumsfeld Pentagon = The darn Temple of Guns.

12

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

7  

Great hits zap ~ The Gaza Strip.

13

  Rosie Perera

3  

Suwa's Sushi Bar, California = Basic raw fish & nori, as usual.

 

  Total points:

257 

from 44 votes     (DFE factor: 0.295)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Meyran Kraus

49  

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Be... = An abnormal foreign kook realizing the brutal, ...

2

  Rosie Perera

42  

"As you know, you go to war with the army you ha... = To withdraw? Why? You mount a war with the most...

3

  Andrew

33  

One hundred icebergs are floating towards the ma... ~ and behold, we great Maoris found a new large f...

4

  Tony Crafter

26  

"We have to work with Nigeria. That's an importa... = "A wit? No, a twit! We work on Bush as path to ...

5

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

21  

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior = Dry, acerbic tome extracts humor seen in gracious living.

6

  Larry Brash

20  

"In the future everyone will be famous for fifte... = Untrue! We see that for Bush only a new life of...

7

  Michael

14  

Rhett Butler to Scarlet O'Hara: "Frankly, my dea... = Bored, she craved that tall, married, taut, gre...

8

  Neil Ramsay

12  

The President of the National Association of Eva... = Theologian poof denies "anti-christian" love-ac...

9

  David Bourke

11  

The former Lebanese Industry Minister, the late ... = Fire! The Grim Reaper's one steel bullet termin...

 

  Total points:

228 

from 39 votes     (DFE factor: 0.231)

LONG:

1

  Larry Brash

75  

George W. Bush meets with Her Royal Highness Que... = At the White House, Bush talks with Vice Presi...

2

  Tony Crafter

40  

A young man called Chuck invited his mother over... = With only Clingfilm shorts on, the man went to...

3

  Andrew

31  

His Holiness Pope John Paul died and, naturally,... = The Pope had just commenced a tour of Washingt...

4

  Rosie Perera

29  

Candice was on her way home from the office when... = An attractive blonde arrived at the casino and...

5

  Paul Pan

14  

The NME Cool List Top Ten: 1 Beth Ditto, The Go... = Phalanx of the ten coolest Anagrammy athletes:...

6

  Michael

5  

John Kerry, in a deep sleep, blithely mutters a ... = To void his ardent, unsettling prose and foil ...

 

  Total points:

194 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.182)

SPECIAL:

1

  Andrew

50  

A Recipe for Eggs Benedict

2

  Meyran Kraus

38  

Christina Rossetti's 'Listening' anagrammed into 3 poems.

3

  David Bourke

33  

A pianist with Tourette's Syndrome is walking the streets of Soho. [WARNING CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEAR WORDS AND SEXUAL RE...

3

  Tony Crafter

33  

MAGGIE MAY (Song by Rod Stewart)

5

  Rosie Perera

24  

The Altar

 

  Total points:

178 

from 31 votes     (DFE factor: 0.161)

RUDE:

1

  Meyran Kraus

34  

Penis enhancement surgeries = See, puniest men garner inches!

2

  Don Rogers

27  

Colorectal blockages = Collect a sore backlog.

3

  Sir T Aucscua

24  

All test my asshole = Totally shameless.

4

  Rick Rothstein

21  

Insert one's sperm into a cunt = Semen in coitus partner. Tons!

5

  Tony Crafter

16  

The dramatist Oscar Wilde = Wordsmith is a rectal date.

6

  Michael

13  

"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" - by The Andrews Sisters = "Boobie Woogie Bugger's Toy" - by The Swindle Arses!

7

  View

10  

No fucking good = Cooking of dung.

7

  Andrew

10  

Cute skunk firings ~ sure fucking stink!

9

  Paul Pan

6  

Feltching = Clit nfg, eh?

 

  Total points:

161 

from 29 votes     (DFE factor: 0.310)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Andrew

67.72

 

Don Rogers

11.58

Tony Crafter

61.03

 

Sir T Aucscua

9.56

Meyran Kraus

58.57

 

Neil Ramsay

5.72

Rosie Perera

49.12

 

Horrid Stretchy Pus

5.02

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

39.22

 

Dave in LA

4.00

David Bourke

37.49

 

Nenad Savic

3.80

Rick Rothstein

36.87

 

Alan Yoshioka

3.80

Scott Gardner

28.57

 

Dan Fortier

3.20

Richard Grantham

25.84

 

aussie battler

1.69

Larry Brash

24.92

 

Hans-Peter Reich

1.33

Michael

23.92

 

Adrian Hickford

1.27

View

23.01

 

Rocher-docher

1.07

Paul Pan

13.46

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Meyran Kraus

2

2

0

Andrew

2

1

2

Rosie Perera

1

1

1

David Bourke

1

0

1

Richard Grantham

1

0

1

Larry Brash

1

0

0

Rick Rothstein

1

0

0

Tony Crafter

0

2

2

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

0

2

0

Don Rogers

0

1

0

Scott Gardner

0

0

1

Sir T Aucscua

0

0

1

View

0

0

1


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