| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 60 | Oral contraceptive = I can protect a lover. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 58 | The cigarette company = I pay them to get cancer. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | An adolescent = Note lad's acne! |
4 | Rick | 23 | A deathbed confession = One faces bad shit done. |
5 | Andrew | 19 | "Death before dishonour" = Hero of oath ends buried. |
6 | Ellie | 15 | A soul in torment ~ turns emotional. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | An obedient dog = I get an odd bone. |
7 | Larry Brash | 14 | Alcoholic pancreatitis = Race to a hospital clinic! |
9 | David Bourke | 10 | At rest in a coffin = A stiff-container! |
10 | Don Rogers | 8 | A G-string ‡ "G" Ratings. |
11 | Michael | 7 | Inn decoration = Neon indicator. |
12 | View | 4 | The narcolepsy = Nap costly here. |
13 | Adrian Hickford | 2 | Pasta ‡ Tapas. |
Total points: | 264 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.289) |
1 | Ellie | 83 | Paris in the springtime ~ might inspire painters. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 33 | Gaston Leroux's "The Phantom of the Opera" = Oh, ghost to haunt expert female soprano! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 27 | A Christmas Carol. The story by Charles Dickens = Boss-character lacks charity, then? Miserly sod! |
4 | Larry Brash | 24 | The late actor Humphrey DeForest Bogart = Best role for me? Act tough hard-heart type. |
5 | David Bourke | 23 | 'Concert for Diana', at the new Wembley Stadium = A tribute to a whiny, self-centred mad cow. Amen! |
6 | Andrew | 16 | Mel Gibson's new film entitled "Apocalypto" = Epic Mayan plot's smelling of bottled wine. |
7 | Rick | 13 | The Guinness Book of World Records ~ looks for obscure 'wondered' things. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The Guinness Book of World Records = Focus on holders redoing best work. |
9 | Michael | 10 | Forrest Gump ~ forgets rump! |
9 | Paul Pan | 10 | Eve Ensler's "The vagina monologues" = Vulvae engage in solo sermons (Te-he!). |
11 | View | 8 | Eve Ensler's ' The vagina monologues' = Loose heroines' vulva - engagements. |
12 | Mey Kraus | 3 | The Guinness Book of World Records = Dense old work honors obscure gift. |
Total points: | 261 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.261) |
1 | Larry Brash | 39 | The Queen's Annual Christmas Day Broadcasts = She's quite a lady, but transcends as a monarch. |
2 | David Bourke | 38 | General Pinochet is dead = A Chilean's ego-trip ended. |
3 | Andrew | 36 | Farts forced the American Airlines plane to land = Match lit after inferno in arse scared planeload. |
4 | Mey Kraus | 26 | The former dictator Saddam Hussein = That hated 'icon' dies for mass murder. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 25 | Former dictator Saddam Hussein = Sure fact: most horrid man is dead. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The department-store Santa Claus = Star male hands cute tot a present. |
6 | Rick | 16 | The execution of Saddam Hussein = Oh, end his mad, fatuous existence. |
8 | Richard Brodie | 15 | Holocaust revisionists claim ~ vicious racism is not so lethal. |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 13 | In the fateful words of James Brown, "I Feel Good" = Godfather of Soul been fit? Wow! Major life ends. |
10 | Adrian Hickford | 11 | The planned future Moon-base = Found atmosphere untenable. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 11 | A mid-term election = Democrat? I let 'em in! |
12 | Richard G | 9 | Chrystmas = Crass myth. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Economic sanctions = Can cost some in coin. |
13 | Michael | 6 | "There is nothing to fear but fear itself." -- FDR = Frightened USA fortifies her battlefront. |
15 | View | 1 | Muslims face increasing 'Islamophobia' in Europe = I'm Arab, I feel repugnance, omission, impious clash. |
Total points: | 268 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.326) |
1 | Rick | 34 | U.S. Secretary of Defense, Robert Michael Gates = Rumsfeld's career? A fiasco! Better yet, he's gone! |
2 | Dee4j | 28 | It's dopey Bush = Boy, he's stupid. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | The President of Russia = Sheer disaster of Putin! |
4 | Ellie | 24 | William Shakespeare of Stratford-upon-Avon ~ knew of drama appeal: 'tis universal, forsooth! |
5 | Andrew | 19 | America's George Dubya Bush = Arab's schema: "Die, you bugger!" |
5 | David Bourke | 19 | The comedian Charlie Drake = A real kindhearted comic, he. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 18 | The American President Gerald Ford = He pardoned criminal; rat gets freed! |
8 | Mey Kraus | 16 | Charles Windsor, the Prince of Wales = Crown nerd calls his pet horse a "wife"?! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The outgoing UN Secretary General Kofi Annan = One key African negotiator untangles hunger. |
10 | Larry Brash | 15 | Saddam Hussein of Tikrit = Our misfit is dead. Thanks! |
11 | Richard G | 11 | Former president Saddam Hussein = Suspend this man for rare misdeed. |
12 | View | 8 | General Augusto Jose Ramon Pinochet Ugarte ~ generates pogrom, outrageous Chilean junta. |
13 | Don Rogers | 7 | Lembit "The Human Anagram" Opik = Hump that Romanian bag, like me. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | General Augusto Pinochet ~ to escape huge turn in gaol |
15 | Amir | 5 | Nancy Pelosi ~ plays nice, no? |
Total points: | 254 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.349) |
1 | Larry Brash | 43 | The Anagram Artist Windows Software = Ah, it was so swift at word arrangement! |
2 | Rick | 41 | The Old Testament's ~ themes tend to last. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 39 | Seattle Airport = A pilot's retreat. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 39 | Sistine Chapel, Rome = Most special in here! |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 27 | The Bolshoi Ballet = This'll hobble a toe. |
6 | View | 21 | The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help. |
7 | Andrew | 19 | Encyclopaedia Britannica ‡ Brain capacity on a decline. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The Personal Finance for Dummies book = Income...spend half a fortune...so I'm broke. |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | Operation Ribble = I probe one T. Blair. |
Total points: | 245 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.214) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 62 | Are 'conspiracy theories' on Princess Diana's d... = 'No, as she perished in a routine car accident... |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 53 | Away in a manger No crib for a bed The little... = After a tired new mother's journey, a holy ba... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Mey Kraus | 27 | The Royal New Zealand Society for the Preventio... = Yes, plenty of men loved a certain lot of crea... |
3 | Larry Brash | 27 | "I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to an... = Oops, is that understood? Today's message is t... |
5 | David Bourke | 24 | The Democrats' American Presidential candidate,... = A cold militant dictator...hence her old man's... |
6 | Scott Gardner | 19 | What child is this, who, laid to rest On Mary's ... = This old air is what the peoples will sing on C... |
7 | Rick | 13 | The now ex-American President, Gerald Rudolph Ford = Well-forged, mature step... he pardoned Richard Nixon. |
8 | Andrew | 8 | Twas the night before Christmas and all through... = Ha! Hogwash! Humbug! Fat St. Nicholas throttle... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Seattle-Tacoma International Airport removes Ch... ‡ Act to let in a menorah, star, cross, totem, t... |
10 | Don Rogers | 0 | Withdrawn |
Total points: | 240 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.244) |
1 | Larry Brash | 35 | Tom Lehrer made us swoon, Rearranging a Christmas tune. He beheld the haughty greed, What they buy, I do not need. Lyin... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 32 | Hey, heed a Santa at the mall, Spooking minors big and small. He's a groggy, eerie brute; That's gravy on the guy's red ... |
3 | Andrew | 31 | Away in a manger, Not a crib as a bed, The very young lord Hesus Truly turned his head. The pets - they try moving,... |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 27 | Mary had a little boy His soul was pure and good And reverent kings went thither, to give thanks as they should. H... |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose That ranks an "Ugly mug!" among Many beak-teasing beaus ... Ye... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 17 | "Hey Mr George! Have a dear Noel!" "Hey Mr. Blair! That's dandy, swell! I wish the very same to you, Christmas puddi... |
7 | Paul Pan | 15 | Get dressed ye married gentlemen Let thy nuts wag on display Such immature behaviour Breeds dark theist disarray Oh... |
8 | Adrian Hickford | 13 | Come hither gently, Holy Ghost -- Heaven's here: the turkey roast. Religion's dead, presumably; Ingrates nod, mawki... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Away in a manger, Synonymous with danger. No lovely basket bed, Get a draughty shepherd hut instead. The Great Virgi... |
10 | David Bourke | 11 | Saith three Wise Men, gathered in a Bethlehem stable, As they surrounded the Nativity manger, agog: "Christ! Look! You... |
11 | Mike Keith | 8 | Meantime, our light and vulgar holiday Sees thuggery and spent earth everywhere. So strike them down ... |
12 | View | 7 | Hear, thank,the ruggedly Media Enlarges buyers hysteria ! Greedy shopman, God rest, Wish you all much 'Holiday-inves... |
Total points: | 232 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.300) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 72 | ONIONS AND XMAS TREES The family are sitting ... = These inane remarks annoy his wife and daught... |
2 | Larry Brash | 56 | ... = "Healthy appearing, decrepit, ninety eight yea... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 37 | Interviewer: First on the show, we've got a man... = The Anagrammy Forum regulars (or occasional p... |
4 | Andrew | 24 | As we know, There are known knowns. There a... = Wow! George's kook won't send knowhow about:... |
5 | Michael | 15 | Mantra or paean used to inculcate values into t... = A limp, fatuous con; Unduly saluted lip-shit.... |
Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.143) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 49 | 'Twas The Night Before Christmas |
2 | David Bourke | 42 | THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | HAPPY XMAS (WAR IS OVER) |
4 | Paul Pan | 21 | A photo anagram |
5 | Michael | 17 | Southeast Asian Nations: |
6 | Andrew | 16 | There was a strange man from the Cape |
7 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Running Scared by Roy Orbison |
8 | Andrew | 3 | Once in royal David's City |
Total points: | 186 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.242) |
1 | Andrew | 48 | Pornographic flick = Girl on prick of chap. |
2 | View | 46 | Penis enhancement surgeries = Nurse, get me spare nine inches! |
3 | Larry Brash | 33 | Taking it up the arse = That is a Greek input. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 29 | The Spearmint Rhino Strip Club, Las Vegas = Ah, several pert bums sitting on rich laps! |
5 | Don Rogers | 17 | Cervical/genital warts ~ will give cancer a start. |
6 | Sir T Aucscua | 10 | The best thing in the world? = Bed with ten hot girls, then? |
7 | David Bourke | 7 | The 'Concert for Diana' at the new Wembley Stadium = Remember a dead icon...sway with Elton, the fat cunt! |
8 | Rick | 6 | A giant 'wave' = A wet vagina. |
8 | Mey Kraus | 6 | The anabolic-androgenic steroids = Girl has an erection, so it can be odd... |
Total points: | 202 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.257) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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