| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Richard Grantham | 37 | Widescreen plasma televisions = View in detail seems no less crap. |
2 | Tom Myers | 31 | Solar experts ~ explore stars. |
3 | Chris Sturdy | 26 | What is the capital of Samoa? = Fetch atlas to show I am Apia. |
4 | Ellie | 23 | The medical practitioners = Ethical creed is important. |
5 | David Bourke | 22 | Blair's lies ~ raise bills. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 21 | (a german : manager) = an anagram merge. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | A godparent = Aged patron. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 19 | A relationship expert = I explore inapt hearts. |
9 | Simon Woodard | 15 | Airline stewardess ~ wanders aisle. I rest. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 14 | Herbal conditioner = Nicer to blonde hair. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | The also-ran ~ has to learn. |
12 | View | 12 | Compensation = On past income. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Searching to find sunken treasure = Get coins in a trunk under fresh sea. |
14 | Andrew | 9 | The manic depressives = Even chemists despair! |
15 | Adie Pena | 7 | Are striped zebras ~ rare prized beasts? |
16 | Paul Pan | 5 | PC emulation ~ lit up one Mac. |
17 | Hans-Peter Reich | 4 | Mentally disturbed = Term insulted badly. |
18 | Larry Brash | 3 | Religious dogma ~ is our gold image. |
Total points: | 293 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 54 | Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End = The noble epic of bandits was rated "Arr!" |
1 | Scott Gardner | 54 | Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea = Inhaled pot drug may have big effects! |
3 | Ellie | 42 | Claude Monet's famous paintings of Water Lilies = Images of a flower in actual sunlit pond, it seems. |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 27 | Literary reviews = Ails every writer. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Singer Melinda Doolittle = Some talented girl in 'Idol'. |
6 | Chris Sturdy | 18 | Windows Vista for Dummies - Andy Rathbone = forum saved many idiots with brand new OS. |
7 | Don Rogers | 14 | Cable television = Viable selection. |
8 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 13 | The music of The Beatles = Much of these, as "Let It Be". |
9 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Dreamworks Animation's "Shrek the Third" movie = Kids' warm devotion marks him as their net hero. |
10 | View | 9 | 'The Lion King' (Walt Disney) = Ain't the kids yelling now! |
11 | Adie Pena | 8 | Alfred Hitchcock's masterpiece 'Notorious' = Director's perfect (i.e., "I am no slouch at shock.") |
12 | Paul Pan | 7 | Blind Faith's notorious cover = Turns vision of child too bare. |
13 | Andrew | 4 | The Gospel Singer Whitney Houston = She's not white, young or English, pet! |
14 | David Bourke | 3 | 'Tony Blair - The Man Behind the Smile' - Leo Abse = Bemoaned in shame, one shabby little Hitler. |
Total points: | 291 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 76 | 1. Lindsay Lohan 2. Britney Spears 3. Paris Hilton = 1. Lady in rehab 2. Lass in therapy 3. Lost in prison |
2 | sundogg99 | 37 | Al Gore's rambling wail = Global warming is real! |
3 | David Bourke | 35 | PM Tony Blair's resignation speech = Phenomenal ego-trip by narcissist. |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 33 | Tony Blair stands down = Sadly, Brown to stand in. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Female shark gives birth by parthenogenesis = No father's sperm, eh? She gets baby like a virgin. |
5 | Tom Myers | 18 | The U.S. price of gasoline = Oil can see huge profits. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Heiress Paris Whitney Hilton = Wealthy shit is here, in prison! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Tornadoes have wrecked most of Greensburg, Kansas = Nature's gone berserk! Savaged farm-town so shocked. |
8 | Chris Sturdy | 14 | Mister A. Salmond is elected = erm, it seems I lead Scotland. |
8 | Adie Pena | 14 | Labour Party line: "Things can only get better." = Celebrating Tony Blair's tenth year? (Gulp!) NOT! |
11 | Michael Omstead | 9 | A 41-cent stamp resolution's hearsay? ~ U.S. postal rates increase on May 14th! |
12 | View | 6 | The tornado destroys Kansas town = No roads and estates; thrown to sky. |
13 | Andrew | 2 | USA's President George W Bush ‡ I suggest he persuades Brown. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | First lady of the chieftain = I fit Cherie, Tony's daft half. |
Total points: | 293 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | Kate Moss, a supermodel = So, most meals are puked? |
2 | Scott Gardner | 39 | Thomas Edward Lawrence = War-decorated Welshman. |
3 | Chris Sturdy | 23 | Lafayette Ronald Hubbard = Bar that dreadful baloney. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Ellie | 19 | C O Monet and P A Renoir = In art, none do compare. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Cherie Blair, 'The First Lady of Downing Street' = i.e.: Cold heart, terrible grin AND she's fifty-two! |
6 | Paul Pan | 16 | Keira Knightley = Keek a thin girly! |
6 | Tom Myers | 16 | Nicolas Sarkozy = Nazi looks scary. |
6 | David Bourke | 16 | Mister Anthony Blair = I'm nastily abhorrent! |
9 | Andrew | 15 | Hess = S.S., eh? |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | Paris Whitney Hilton ~ lay within the prison. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton = Horribly inane hot-lip lasses party and sin. |
12 | View | 12 | The chairman Mao Tse Tung = Giant man? Scum o' the Earth! |
13 | Adie Pena | 11 | "Imelda's defender and partner in crime": Short for ~ "The former president Ferdinand Edralin Marcos." |
13 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 11 | Daniela Pestova = A pleasant video. |
15 | Don Rogers | 8 | Our plan = Ron Paul. |
16 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | Tony Crafter OBE = Tory benefactor. |
Total points: | 282 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.327) |
1 | Adie Pena | 49 | "Come to Marlboro Country" = Cancer, tumor or lobotomy? |
2 | Scott Gardner | 39 | Charlie and the Chocolate Factory = The tale of candy-o-holic character. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | Mount Everest in the Himalayas = Heaven's a reality on the summit! |
4 | sundogg99 | 32 | Microsoft Vista customers = Victims, of a sort. Most curse. |
5 | View | 28 | The Kalahari Desert = Heat, real death-risk. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 19 | The University of Saint Andrews = Even students hit fairway irons. |
7 | David A Green | 17 | The Indoor Tanning Association = I soon noticed an orangish taint. |
8 | David Bourke | 16 | The Tony Blair Foundation = No faith in a bloody nutter! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Florence, Italy, in the Tuscany region = They continually recognise fine art. |
10 | Chris Sturdy | 13 | The National Hockey League = A tall, tough Yankee on ice, eh? |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | One Laptop Per Child = Oh, Dell PC to a nipper? |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | The Villa of the Mysteries ~ left a theme - 'History lives'! |
Total points: | 277 | from 47 votes (DFE factor: 0.255) |
1 | David Bourke | 44 | It is better to say nothing and be thought a foo... = Proved by Tony Blair (at the long, monotonous "... |
2 | Adie Pena | 39 | Mary Poppins had a grand plan. She retired in S... ~ She penned an ad in a magazine, plus placed a ... |
3 | Chris Sturdy | 37 | It is better to say nothing and be thought stup... = Too bad no-one told tough top man President Bu... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" ... = The best-seller following the thrilling winter ... |
5 | Richard Brodie | 26 | Hillary Clinton is running for president of the... = Don't let philanderer's menacing hussy, an irr... |
6 | sundogg99 | 15 | Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minu... = The brave man with inflammable underclothes an... |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | Sorry, can I add - That arse Brown will soon no... ~ but worryingly, also in Scotland, Wales and in... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 13 | "Gold is good in its place but living, brave, p... = "Painted glitter? It's good - but epic, God-gi... |
9 | Ellie | 11 | O, what a tangled web we weave, when first we p... = We see sweet wee bairn...oh gawd, view that co... |
9 | Andrew | 11 | Bitter divorce proceedings of Greg "The Shark" Norman. = Ogre traded going broke for tennis champ Chris Evert. |
Total points: | 243 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.238) |
1 | Ellie | 35 | Hindsight is wonderful. And know what? No one knew then, when we went, whether any WMD's were found there or not. Talks... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | "What-ho, Blair! Ok?" "Who's there?" "War-Winner!" "George! Ok!" "Found any lawless nukes yet?" "We went downtown... |
3 | Richard Grantham | 24 | Most Westerners now know that his unenlightened guesswork back then was utter twaddle. Therefore we intend not to kowtow... |
4 | Chris Sturdy | 22 | "A think tank's what we think we want and when we think, we want tanks. No-one's keener to make tracks or bucks. One ... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 19 | OK, so we knew we went to war with no UN Mandate. OK, so we knew that we alienated thousands of tense, unthankful, no... |
6 | David Bourke | 13 | "Ok...I lied, then! When there's the watered-down known utter lies that we know of, and there's the known huge "unknown"... |
7 | Andrew | 12 | Now, George's token hero doesn't warrant new knowledge about: - when to hunt unwanted Kurds - when to concede to the... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | "We knew not when we'd want to hoodwink the US, take on one sunken weak-kneed tyrant, watch men go knock down renowned o... |
9 | Paul Pan | 9 | "One ruthless hawk's token trek of WMD was inane 'n' tacky nonsense. We keek in shock 'n' awe-torn downtown Baghdad. Nuk... |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | Attention, brethren. Who knew? Are shrunken growth trends, nuke warhead hunts nonsense? World news, detentes, death w... |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Keen on "unknown" stuff? OK, here's how G.W. answered "When was WWI?" on CNN in 1992: "Don't know. Was that the old 'Wo... |
12 | Michael Omstead | 5 | Unkennelled Westerner war-hounds wow the States with foreknown WMD untruths (nowhere!), engineer keen "Baghdad network" ... |
12 | Dee4j | 5 | "Terror threatens us. Young Sunni gents threaten us. Freedom's a threat. Heck, you're a threat! (French wanker!)... |
14 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Hell, not new; when sung, it's a koan -- you know, that kind of fresh, haiku-like work of debunked nonsense art that ren... |
14 | View | 4 | Wow, wow, wow, wow,wow,wow,wow ! When known keen snot insane American general rants, trying to talk raft, token, with... |
16 | Adrian Hickford | 2 | The Front-to-End Ten-Word Association Nonsense :: George W. Bush :: Saddam :: Loathe :: Hate :: The Holy War :: Dea... |
Total points: | 208 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 52 | An Englishman, Reg, was out walking with a Fren... = Vladimir Putin, George Bush and Tony Blair we... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 46 | Below are a few favored entries from the Washin... = Let me try the unique concept, by anagramming... |
3 | Adie Pena | 32 | Clinton was the guest of an African leader who ... ~ "You can pick any one of these fashionable sv... |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 27 | "But believe one thing if nothing else, I did wh... = Tony, is it RIGHT that our brave, ambitious of... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 20 | "What this country needs -- what every country ... = Oh, no! What this country needs is a new pres... |
6 | David Bourke | 6 | The Right Honourable Anthony Charles Lynton Blai... = You embodiment of a scheming, domineering, abh... |
Total points: | 183 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.188) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 51 | Desiderata |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | A sonnet by Alfred Lord Tennyson anagrammed into another sonnet. |
3 | David Bourke | 32 | Tony Blair was visiting a primary school... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 30 | SINGIN' IN THE RAIN by Arther Freed and Nacio Brown |
5 | Richard Grantham | 18 | MORNING SONG |
Total points: | 175 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.161) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 52 | Impotence treatment = Men attempt erection. |
2 | Adie Pena | 39 | A penis in shit area ~ is a pain in the arse. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 31 | Finding the clitoris = Fingers toil in ditch. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Genital herpes infection = The inelegant price of sin. |
5 | Paul Pan | 17 | Parthenogenesis = No penises gather. |
6 | Andrew | 15 | The movie "Brokeback Mountain" = Reckon hobo men take it via bum? |
7 | Tom Myers | 13 | Lesbian websites = I nibble sweet ass. |
8 | sundogg99 | 11 | Perform the act of fellatio = Offer a little hot face romp. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | An extremely messy act = Lays steamy excrement! |
10 | View | 6 | Stimulation of anus with lips or tongue = Anilingus - few oral motions...output shit! |
11 | Chris Sturdy | 5 | The really fat cunt = Flatulency threat. |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | Rotten stench...a plan to kill many Arabs in Holy War! = Anthony Charles Lynton Blair MP is a total wanker. |
13 | Richard Grantham | 0 | "Bring It On" = Bint groin. |
Total points: | 229 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.325) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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