| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Ellie | 24 | Sweet words = WOW! Dessert! |
2 | Richard Grantham | 19 | Soul-destroying = Surely isn't good. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | Erotic sexual paintings = Intoxicating pleasures. |
4 | sundogg99 | 14 | Antidisestablishmentarianism = Isn't this an idle mainstream bias? |
5 | Andrew | 13 | On the second wedding anniversaries = Wine, dine, verse, roses and hot dancing. |
6 | Paul Pan | 12 | Lungs' tobacco ire = Close, but no cigar! |
7 | Scott Gardner | 11 | Diamonds are a girl's best friend = Slogan aids De Beers firm, darn it! |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The striptease dancer = That career needs tips. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | Brutal despot = Troubled past ? |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Military junta = A militant jury. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Sailor's delight = Laid those girls! |
12 | Neil Ramsay | 8 | The eight iron = Oh, it hit green! |
12 | David Bourke | 8 | Catering staff ~ crafting feast. |
14 | Adie Pena | 7 | Electric chair executions ‡ Real circuit excites con, eh? |
15 | View | 4 | The most beautiful girl in the world = True unforgettable doll is with him. |
15 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 4 | I feel Earth's led ~ a sheltered life. |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.533) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece, 'Mona Lisa' = I am a smiler posed on canvas, created in oil. |
2 | Ellie | 24 | William Shakespeare, the Bard of Stratford. = A writer has rare old poems that baffle kids. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Luciano Pavarotti's 'Nessun Dorma' = A rotund Latin man's voice soars up. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 17 | The Lion Sleeps Tonight = Hit single? Let's hope not! |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | The Police's frontman, singer and bass guitarist ~ 'Sting' is the praisable, fantastic Gordon Sumner. |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | Pavarotti, Domingo, and Carreras = Savor a damn grand operatic trio. |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | The late opera singer Luciano Pavarotti = A ravioli-eating elephant's up to creator! |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 11 | Women's magazines ‡ Some amazing news. |
9 | Andrew | 10 | Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" = We still prize and ape heavy notes. |
10 | View | 9 | Sting and 'The Police' = Taped nice long hits. |
11 | Paul Pan | 5 | 'Broadway Musical Anagrami' by Lawrence Goldberg = Gaydar-wobble concurs: Anagrammy Award-eligible! |
Total points: | 178 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | The late Princess Diana's Memorial Service = Camilla's secret pain - "She is revered. I am not." |
2 | Ellie | 22 | Burmese protesters = Street-mob pressure. |
3 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 20 | Army kills unarmed protesters in Rangoon, Burma = A brutal reality - murders sparing no men or monks. |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | Tenor Pavarotti dies at seventy-one = Isn't it a very sad opera event to note? |
4 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Peaceful demonstrator = Unarmed; a lot of respect. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 15 | Troops final retreat-directive to Bush. = Discretion is the better part of valour. |
7 | View | 10 | Once again a'reverent' Muslim on broadcasts = Osama Bin Laden urges Americans to convert. |
7 | Andrew | 10 | The Parents of Madeleine: Gerry and Kate McCann ~ decree "Large damn creep has taken my infant!" (Not!) |
7 | Paul Pan | 10 | The US Dollar depreciates = Let's trade piled Euro cash! |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 9 | A Chinese product = Chose crude paint? |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Protester Deaths in Myanmar = A sniper shot at martyred men. |
12 | David Bourke | 3 | The Labour Party conference in Bournemouth, Dorset. = Lectures no end, by an abhorrent, out-of-touch Premier. |
Total points: | 178 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 31 | American seismologist, Charles Richter = Historic log scale term carries his name. |
2 | Andrew | 29 | Germanic physicist Albert Einstein = Elite brainy scientist phrasing e=mc... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Luciano Pavarotti = Ciao to an ultra-VIP. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall = Local dull man's horse-face witch. |
5 | Larry Brash | 15 | The tenor Luciano Pavarotti = A topnotch Italian overture. |
6 | Ellie | 13 | The Late Monsieur Marceau = The Mime... not a usual career. |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | Tennis's Roger Federer = Sets ending error-free. |
8 | David Bourke | 11 | Kiefer Sutherland = If there's ale...drunk! |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | Britney Spears and Kevin Federline = Freaky ninnies; bedeviled partners. |
10 | View | 5 | Siad Barre = Arab is Red. |
11 | Paul Pan | 3 | The Rev. Al Sharpton = Pervert hasn't halo. |
Total points: | 174 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 37 | The Disney Corporation = Deep in cartoon history. |
2 | Andrew | 34 | Marathon, Greece = Oh, great men race. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 20 | Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus = Mysterious cultures I catch in "clean" hospitals. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Rolls Royce's 'The Silver Shadow Automatic' = A classic motor other wealthy souls drive! |
5 | View | 17 | Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California = Broad long avenue traces false illusions. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | Department of Homeland Security = Section that may plunder freedom. |
7 | Adie Pena | 14 | The Colosseum, Italy = Oh, must-see locality! |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The National Aeronautics and Space Administration = I hire a man to contain in a capsule, and send it to a star! |
9 | Ellie | 3 | The British Wind Energy Association = Hot air's indication why green is best! |
10 | sundogg99 | 2 | Nintendo's Wii system = I do win my tennis sets. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 1 | The National Police and Peace Officers' Day (Canada) = A Canadian idea: no defence if local cops at party, eh? |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 39 | Customer: "Waiter Waiter, what is this fly doin... = Waiter's tip: "Ahem, I would fancy he's trying... |
2 | David Bourke | 25 | The late Lady Diana Frances Spencer (The Prince... = Farewell! Pay this enchantress final respects,... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The freaked ... = Two fonts enter a bar and Barack the old wrait... |
4 | Andrew | 21 | A message from Sheikh Osama Bin Laden to the Ame... = Peekaboo! Oh, I am still here and remain safe ... |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | The sprinter Jesse Owens won four gold medals a... = Ergo a sore Hitler left, jaw down, nonplussed ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | The English songwriter and lead guitarist George... = Regarding his hit singles, our Beatle wrote, a... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The Ying Pi Soi China Noodle Cafe's advertiseme... = It should have read: %*/*#%#. We apologise for... |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | The Emmy Awards' recent nominees for Best Drama... = A mobster has beaten seedy lawyers, one doctor... |
9 | View | 4 | Society for the Preservation of English Languag... = Here to help save original 'tangy' dialects fo... |
Total points: | 155 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Ellie | 42 | A Group of Eight can care: send Africa aid, and meet many humanitarian needs; and yet... it's just talk. |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 17 | Our Mission Statement: Peacemaking acts. And reality?: Creating an undue affray, Jihad and death. |
2 | Adie Pena | 17 | A Daily Agenda: Apathetic, unfair madmen and fat jackasses gather to undermine tiny countries. |
4 | Paul Pan | 16 | A damn Canuck, the Frog, an Aryan (ja?), Dago, a stunted Nip, a Red fiend, a Limey tatter, Scheiss-Ami unite! |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | Uneasy democratic countries that just dread any defiant regime like Panama and Afghanistan. |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 13 | Then and again, darn capitalist nations use energy, fuck justice and harm freedom a day at a time |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Industrial academics meet to aid humanity, specify an agenda and arrange another junket, fast! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Arctic nerd, rude git, mean Teuton, mafia man, hostile Asian, jaded spy, huge tea fan and racist Yank. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Aid as a pretty facade? Just a damn nice idea, gang. The International Monetary Fund makes us rich! |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | Mismanaged cunning fraternity and dark sect. A fundamental threat to peace? - Oui!", "Ja!", "Si!", "Hai!", "Da!", "Yes!... |
11 | Andrew | 6 | Our hapless team's duty is making a mad, feared, naughty African nation inane, tacit and rejected. |
12 | Dee4j | 5 | If they (men and maid) don't make any tragic and injurious act , Earth's fate a sure and lasting peace. |
13 | Adrian Hickford | 3 | Nauseating ******s! Climate jeopardised - a fact. Earth desecrated - ad infinitum. Thank you! An angry man |
14 | View | 0 | Ah,Ice!/ Madam, cognac/ Hitler, pedant/ Rome, taste/ Eyes, idea, data / Taiga, tundra /Sir, fans, inn/ Junky, fun ... |
Total points: | 172 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.483) |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 42 | How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to ... = WHEN IS A WOMAN WRONG? Man has often been crit... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Dear Miriam, The other day I set off for work... = Miriam says ... Dear Mrs B, Essex Sudden... |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 27 | Geneva Convention: Article Five Should any do... = Unless of course these persons have been subj... |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | Two men drinking heavily at a bar. The first ... ~ Again, the first man says loudly, "I've had s... |
5 | sundogg99 | 9 | I have a dream that one day this nation will ri... = My dreams tend more to the hedonic: Creative ... |
Total points: | 132 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 38 | From a translation of Dante's Divine Comedy |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | AS TIME GOES BY Music and lyrics by Herman Hupfeld |
3 | Adie Pena | 17 | THE TIGER by Hilaire Belloc |
4 | Ellie | 9 | Love is not a thing to understand... |
5 | View | 5 | Love is not a thing to understand... |
6 | Tyler Durden | 2 | Two One Four (Rivermaya) |
Total points: | 102 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Adie Pena | 22 | Britney Spears' opening act at MTV Awards = Embarrassing twat in pop dance travesty! |
2 | sundogg99 | 19 | A morning woody = I do my own organ. |
3 | For lowland jimmies | 17 | Big rubber dildo = Bubbled or rigid? |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | Pornographic website = Or, page with boner pics. |
5 | View | 12 | The erotic paintings = Reaction: tight penis. |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | Labour Party's conference week = See Brown replace a fucker. (Tony). |
7 | Paul Pan | 9 | Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? = I seize Hoover Co. vacuum & love occurs! |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Anal intercourse = One rustier canal. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Non-procreative sex = Extra cover on penis. |
10 | Dee4j | 3 | Anal intercourse = Lance's in /out rear. |
Total points: | 125 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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