| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 46 | Theological discussions = God, soul, sin, social ethics. |
2 | Vetstadium | 43 | Board room meeting = Groan... boredom time. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 31 | Sad report = Teardrops. |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 29 | Past/present/future = Spent/fret at/pursue. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 20 | Romance is dead = Dream ends. Ciao! |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 19 | Heathrow Airport's new Terminal Five = A prime travel shrine! Now for the wait... |
7 | Don Fortier | 18 | A roll of Life Savers = Foil reseals flavor. |
8 | Zoran | 11 | The railway stations = Trains; they also wait! |
9 | John Fidler | 10 | Absent Without Leave = Abuse! I went to the lav! |
9 | Dee4j | 10 | Pro basketball players = Probably tall; ask peers. |
11 | Ellie | 7 | The foundation garments = Underthings mean TOO FAT! |
12 | Apsinthion | 6 | This Too Shall Pass = Alas, Sophist Sloth. |
12 | Adie Pena | 6 | A heterosexual partner = Another extra pleasure! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Footballers' wives and girlfriends = Self-advertising blondes of Wirral! |
15 | Scott Gardner | 5 | Prostitution service = Pervert is into coitus. |
15 | Paul Pan | 5 | Daring ~ in drag. |
17 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | The long road to China = Gondola then chariot? |
18 | View | 2 | Sacerdotal = A lot sacred. |
Total points: | 278 | from 48 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 49 | The Bourne Supremacy = Our spy became hunter. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 42 | 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull: A Story' by Richard Bach = Banal novel. (Just a stray bird chancing to soar highly). |
3 | Adie Pena | 35 | Antonio Vivaldi's The Four Seasons = A violinist's reasons to do have fun! |
4 | Vetstadium | 33 | (The Game) Dungeons & Dragons = Staged among enough nerds. |
5 | Ellie | 25 | Charlotte Bronte's classic, 'Jane Eyre' = To see central character enjoy bliss? |
6 | Dee4j | 23 | The Spiderwick Chronicles = Their child pic scenes work. |
7 | Paul Pan | 19 | Danny Michael DeVito = Tiny old man achieved! |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 16 | The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins = Why, I debunk odd religions' hard acts. |
9 | David Bourke | 14 | Tangerine Dream = I need German art? |
10 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The Barenaked Ladies = These are a liked band. |
11 | David A Green | 5 | 'La Plančte des Singes' by Pierre Boulle = Betelgeuse's plainly borderline apes. |
Total points: | 272 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.239) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 46 | Nailed to the Cross = Leads one to Christ. |
2 | David Bourke | 38 | Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher leaves hospital = Heartless old hag has a heart implant, recovers a bit. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 31 | The celebration of Easter = One elaborate Christ fete. |
4 | Ellie | 27 | HE's not here?? = HE rose, then! |
5 | Adie Pena | 24 | Somali famine = Families moan. |
6 | Paul Pan | 17 | U.S. recession ~ is one's curse! |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | Resurrection = No rest, I recur. |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 16 | Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned = Why? Look 'round Heather Ann Mills' face! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Harry and girlfriend Chelsy go to Botswana on safari = Goodbye Afghan warriors. Hello randy African stints! |
10 | View | 14 | Rice renews focus on Mideast peace = America: 'Issue deep concern of West'. |
10 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 14 | The Heather Mills / Paul McCartney divorce = "I stitch up my old man" - A rather clever leech. |
12 | Dharam | 11 | Intruder triggers Heathrow security alert = Runway terror: It creates huge red light stir. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Presidential candidates' tax returns ~ can't explain dratted IRS audits [Sneer!] |
Total points: | 273 | from 47 votes (DFE factor: 0.277) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 48 | The former Ugandan President Idi Amin Dada = Murder and death personified in a mad giant. |
2 | View | 47 | Governor Eliot Laurence Spitzer = Top-level intercourse organizer. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 39 | Queen's guitarist Brian May = I'm a brainy quartet's genius! |
4 | Adie Pena | 27 | Christina M. Aguilera = American girl; a U.S. hit. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | New York State Governor Eliot Laurence Spitzer = Wrong, even sleazy, prostitution racketeer role. |
6 | Larry Brash | 22 | Heather Ann Mills and Sir Paul McCartney = Married... merely launch instant cash plan. |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 20 | Cristiano Ronaldo = Idol, star or an icon. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 14 | Massachusetts Governor Willard Mitt Romney = Legislator thus named was very strict Mormon. |
9 | Ellie | 11 | Leslie Townes (known as Bob) Hope = Who blew on a bent, ski-slope nose! |
10 | Paul Pan | 10 | USA Army Reservist Lynndie England ~ snarled a very sly grin: "Inmate's nude"! |
11 | Vetstadium | 4 | Curtis Granderson = Runs on Tigers' card. |
Total points: | 267 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.239) |
1 | Dharam | 63 | eBay auction = I can beat you. |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 40 | Number Ten Downing Street, Westminster, London = It's Gordon Brown's new tenement until term ends. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 35 | Chateau de Versailles = A valued castle is here. |
4 | Ellie | 21 | Doctor Martens = Corns DO matter! |
5 | Briana | 18 | Society for Creative Anachronism = Re-creator is many's chief vocation. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | Antonio Vivaldi's The Four Seasons = Violin's notes has a favorite sound. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The Royal Opera House Covent Garden Limited = Hi! I come to England to hear overtures played! |
8 | Larry Brash | 9 | The Seahorse Society of New South Wales = Yes, he has to wear one's wife's clothes out. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | The Houses of Parliament, Westminster = The new PM? Shameless traitor, no fit use. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Toastmasters International ~ entails orators' attainments. |
9 | Enoch | 8 | The Houses of Parliament, Westminster = Impotent amateurishness flows there. |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 8 | AVG Free Edition = Defeat or give in. |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | 'La Fheile Padraig' (or Saint Patrick's Day) = Go drink safely at Irish capital parade! |
14 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | Silverstone Raceway = Cars went over easily. |
14 | John Fidler | 4 | Hello Magazine = All gaze in home. |
Total points: | 264 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.326) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 51 | The fiction novel writer Arthur C Clarke passed... = A Space Odyssey inventor left within a racing ... |
2 | David Bourke | 37 | General, Entertainment, Topical, Peoples Names, ... = Sheer Nonsense, Name-Calling, Generated-on-Comp... |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 29 | The Environmental Policy of George Bush's Administration = A dominant Governor protecting the family oil business, eh? |
4 | Tony Crafter | 26 | "We need a President who is fluent in at least ... = We are generally safe then! Bush is now talkin... |
5 | Larry Brash | 24 | General, Entertainment, Topical, Peoples Names,... = Men implement scheduled plan here. Ran an end... |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | You can call the man with his finger inside the mare's ass ~ the Amish mechanic who uses single anal-entry first aid. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The Queen of England becomes the third longest ... = Her quite chronic nightly senior moments frigh... |
8 | Scott Gardner | 15 | The governor of New York State, Eliot Laurence Spitzer = I'll repent over a craze for the sweet, too-young "Kristen". |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 11 | Home Office memo: "Data Protection Act isn't st... ~ as it completely contradicts the Freedom of In... |
10 | View | 9 | A gunman kills eight at the crowded Jerusalem seminary = That damn slaughterer nicked many male religious Jews. |
11 | Ellie | 8 | "Childrens do learn" a quote from President Ge... = Bet youngsters consider quip here... from a gl... |
Total points: | 242 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.268) |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 54 | Easter's lunar, not fixed. I very often fall in quarters of the fourth month. |
2 | Don Fortier | 28 | Turn of event oft equals "Easter" : Exult, sinner! Affirm faith! Honor thy Lord! |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 23 | Fervent annual rerun of thorny lord's hit quest to affix himself to a tree! |
4 | Paul Pan | 20 | INRI's FAQ text: Oh, thy Saviour rose from death! Unroll fun 'n' fete after Lent! |
5 | Adrian Hickford | 17 | An off-the-shelf lunar/astral quote from the Internet (Oxford University) |
6 | Dharam | 13 | Alto quartet, nine violins and three flutes offer forth four extra hymns. |
7 | Dee4j | 12 | To invent, then furnish or hand off, sixty-letter formula equal for Easter. |
7 | Adie Pena | 12 | Faithful quarrel to fix Easter day then? Or torn sinners huff to move Lent? |
9 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Ran further analysis: Faithful Orthodox men felt it's never too frequent. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Easter? A frequent turnoff. So let it fall on third hour of every ninth Xmas! |
11 | Ellie | 10 | Eastertime: frequently find lot on fresh hunt for an extra frivolous hat! |
12 | Larry Brash | 7 | Easter: a quaint solemn fixture for the Lord's not-horny fervent faithful. |
13 | Neil Ramsay | 6 | ~ means: until faithful, fervent, orthodox serfs quit Lent for another year. |
14 | David Bourke | 5 | Manila events: No fluff...thorns! Quite extraordinary torture of the flesh! |
15 | witch wyzwurd | 4 | Firstly, quell messiah. Unfix death. After: one trant to hunt on for forever. |
Total points: | 233 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.366) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 71 | Three Texan surgeons were arguing about who had... = An 80-year-old Texan rancher gashed his hand ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 55 | Some writing advice by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. on the... = How to win at the monthly Anagrammy Forum com... |
3 | Larry Brash | 41 | She said..."What do you mean by coming home hal... = He said... "Why don't you tell me if you reac... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 24 | Ten unusual careers from Nancy Rica Schiff's "O... = Skills needed to apply for these jobs: 1. Sh... |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 20 | Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green) Courteney Cox ... = Call me miserable, but six unbearable rich wa... |
Total points: | 211 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.135) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 62 | AMERICA by Simon and Garfunkel |
2 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 41 | Sonnets are full of love |
3 | Tony Crafter | 39 | MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER by The Beatles |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 34 | Yesterday - The Beatles |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | AIR [from "HAIR"] by Galt MacDermot, Gerome Ragni and James Rado |
6 | Adie Pena | 3 | GOOD-BYE AND HELLO by Barbara Anthony |
Total points: | 188 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.182) |
1 | Adie Pena | 46 | Hairy testicles = Real itchy sites. |
2 | Larry Brash | 31 | Golden showers = Lewd, eh? No, gross! |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 28 | Cheating on your wife = A nice, young, fit whore. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Adult-movie actress = A cum-video's starlet! |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 26 | A proctologist = I go to "crap slot". |
6 | Paul Pan | 8 | Amelie Simone Mauresmo = Am a Romeo-immune lessie! |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 7 | "Afternoon Delights" = Song entailed froth. |
8 | David Bourke | 6 | Martina Subertova = Naive masturbator. |
Total points: | 180 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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