| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rik Sengupta | 41 | What in god's name ~ was the man doing? |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Define the world in a thesis? = Life is short and then we die. |
3 | New Kid | 25 | True happiness = It sure happens. |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | Computer hacker = A PC mother*ucker. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Scented aromatherapy candles ~ can secretly add an atmosphere. |
6 | David Bourke | 13 | The Powers That Be = Hebrews at the top. |
7 | Larry Brash | 10 | Psychopharmacology = Gloom, cry, chaos... Happy! |
7 | View | 10 | Congeals = So, can gel! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Enchanted? = Then dance! |
10 | Neil Ramsay | 6 | Nuclear weaponry = Any power can rule. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | RNA nucleotidyltransferases = Senior lecturer's fantasyland. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Spinsterhood = Sirs? Don't hope! |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | A pair of trousers (England) = I read are 'long pants' for US. |
14 | Tom Myers | 3 | Amoebic dysentery = Nasty microbe eyed. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 3 | A total eclipse of the moon = Neat photos of time, locale. |
14 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | Clandestine chemistry = End is nice crystal meth. |
17 | Ellie Dent | 0 | Must grow ~ Mugworts. |
Total points: | 200 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.472) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 35 | Claude Monet's 'Impression: Sunrise' = It seems sun and colours inspire me. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The Mona Lisa in the Louvre, Paris = Oh, she's a true marvel in oil paint! |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | World of Anagrams by Zoran Radisavljevic = A major canvassing of old verbal wizardry. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | View | 21 | 'Dracula' by Bram Stoker = Dark or subtly macabre. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The movie Captain Corelli's Mandolin = Romantic love set in mid Cephallonia. |
6 | David Bourke | 15 | Pakistani cricketers ~ in practice, take risks. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 11 | The Taiwanese film "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" = Ang Lee'd direct two-hour fighting drama in Chinese. |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 11 | Top Gear with host Jeremy Clarkson = Wealthy jerk promoting those cars. |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | A very labile teen on ~ "Leave Britney Alone". |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The film "Coco Chanel and Igor Stravinsky" = Lovely historic frocks and cheating man. |
11 | Adie Pena | 7 | Aphrodite of Milos [or the "Venus de Milo"] = Idiot hopes arms of model in the Louvre! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | The Lonely Goatherd = Hero, yodel at length! |
13 | Don Rogers | 3 | Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid = Shy in cash at end, buddies can't duck! |
Total points: | 200 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 43 | Pope said religion had ~ organised pedophilia. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | A collapsed mine = One dismal place! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 30 | The thirty-odd trapped Chilean miners = It's hot, dirty and cramped in there...HELP! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | We're approaching a 'double-dip' recession. = i.e: Up (bear) Down (panic... |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | Opinion: Recreational pot's fine in ~ California Proposition Nineteen. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Henson's wife gave original Kermit to Smithsonian = What an emotional vision! I miss the green-skin frog! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The so-called "Ground Zero Mosque" = Some God-quarrel clouds the zone! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | "Estamos bien, en el refugio, los 33" = No miner eulogies: Lost 33 be safe! |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | Fires teasin’ around ~ Russian Federation. |
10 | Tom Myers | 4 | The United States of America's political process = A forum is set to elect a socialist chap President. |
11 | View | 3 | Senate Confirms Kagan to Supreme Court = No true arguments, no fear. OK, accept miss! |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | Its falling apart at the seams = This parliament's fatal stage. |
Total points: | 194 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 44 | Springsteen = Spent singer. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | Hans Christian Andersen = Danish sir's an enchanter. |
3 | Rik Sengupta | 24 | Frank Sinatra = Rank first, an "A"! |
4 | View | 18 | Mahatma Gandhi = A man had a might. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 17 | The television producer Simon Cowell = He will curse even competitors on Idol. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky = NY: "She's nice. Clink! Mazel Tov!" |
7 | Adie Pena | 14 | The pornographic movie actress Marilyn Chambers = Chaps remember that nice girl's charm on Ivory Soap. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | B.H. Obama, the current US president = I'm a better person than crude Bush! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Stars Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones = Jeez! Throat cancer's diagnosis haunts lead male. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | Alphonse Gabriel 'Al' Capone ~ ails on one palpable charge. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Hans Christian Andersen, author of "The Snow Queen" = He can fashion a quest around northern whiteness. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Dickens haunted ~ The Sundance Kid. |
13 | David Bourke | 2 | The actress Susan Penhaligon = Patent as such an English rose. |
Total points: | 186 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.382) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 51 | National Geographic Magazine = Going to an amazing place, I hear! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 32 | Positano, Italy = Oily antipasto! |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 23 | The Rational Dress Society = I resist the corset on a lady. |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | Big Ben, the Houses of Parliament, London, England = Nation heard planned bongs of huge bells on time. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Apple, Incorporated = Not a proper ideal PC. |
6 | View | 16 | Brat still eatin' ~ Ritalin tablets. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | The Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. = Twelve rounds hope aided with a mighty punch. |
8 | Rik Sengupta | 11 | Appassionata = As a piano taps. |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | The Obama Administration = I'm that idea man (brains too). |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | In need of Nokia piles, mail ~ Keilaniemi, Espoo, Finland. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 1 | The Elemis Facials = Smile... it heals face! |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 0 | Mountain Standard Time Zone = Amendment: DST out in Arizona! |
Total points: | 198 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | A highly ruthless remark of a lad to a lady in a... = "Rhett! If you go, where shall I go? What shall... |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs: 1. Self-Actualiza... = Man's Lifestyle Needs: 1. Gee, a Wife! 2. Lu... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Chelsea Clinton's bridal gown is most sumptuous... = Amen! Proud day, chic gesture. It's not the fi... |
4 | David Bourke | 22 | Wendy Lewis of Blackpool in Lancashire - "The M... = Dunce was distinctly shown pissing on a war me... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 15 | "When summer gathers up her robes of glory, and... = Oh, warmth and sweet perfume; animals play, go... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 14 | "There is more to life than increasing its spee... = I maintain that less haste in the mad herd is ... |
7 | Larry Brash | 13 | Journal of the Royal Australian and New Zealand... = Why has it an annoying article on Prozac, just... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | R. Pirsig's "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" = Frenzied man concentrates on metaphysical or grit. |
9 | View | 4 | Eggs from Iowa farms could come to a table near you = Omelet food-bug's long way from America to a saucer. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | The extraordinary lengths some people go to to ... = Trapped in a gold mine, no cigars...? Aye, s... |
Total points: | 176 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.323) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 63 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | "What a year it's been running our US! The Libyan bomber stuff; the effect of BP's leak; our destabilized economy; wars;... |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 20 | Ford informed the FBI, Carter's cold war fed them lies. Reagan's shot was a furtive act, Bush's Storm - an oily pac... |
4 | Larry Brash | 16 | Chart a course for the United States of America. He does it: by better business/work stuff, by faster government, b... |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | "Severely frustrated by a Republican system whose dumbheads act stubborn to thus block key reforms, I often wish you ha... |
6 | David Bourke | 7 | Succeeds deflated, seedy cowboy "Dubya". Transforms from a virtuous but scruffy bat-eared basketball player to first bla... |
7 | Adie Pena | 6 | Because the fifty states' so stuffy Republicans couldn't care to offer a needed break to somebody who inherited all the... |
8 | Andrew Brehaut | 3 | I remember by February house prices suffered, the crazy global financial crisis 'fad' started - the knockout was that ... |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | A tree cut, coups burst, firestorm of war descends, so observe the beauty of the analysis of freedom by this allegedly m... |
10 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Black and white brothers, we're the same underneath, but I'm boss; hybridized, imperfect, yes, but of good stock, ... |
11 | View | 1 | United States of America and me are ONE! We can make our lives of mostly satisfactory depth better, surer, hurt-free, b... |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | My entry: Bravo, fantastic! Buffs say he's got backbone! But, test a full busy four-year term; then, if he's a failure o... |
Total points: | 166 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | SENIOR CENTRE It was entertainment night at t... = SENIOR ROAD TRIP Whilst away on a road tri... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 41 | A blonde in pigtails, seeking to earn some mone... = A blonde housewife is tired of all the blond... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | A few public flashes of wit we value, by some w... = And, sadly, here is this bunch of citations f... |
4 | Adie Pena | 24 | TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO ON THE INTERNET WHEN D... = TOP TEN REASONS TO GET DRUNK 1. New Year 2.... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 11 | The quiet biologist says: 'I study the principl... = The economist says coolly: 'Well, the forces ... |
Total points: | 157 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.179) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Sonnet Thirty |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | NELSON AND HARDY ON THE EVE OF BATTLE. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 27 | "One Hundred Love Sonnets" ("Cien Sonetos de Amor") by Pablo Neruda. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | Stopping by woods on a snowy evening... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | JENNIFER JUNIPER By Donovan Leitch |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | "AUGUST rushes by like desert rainfall... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | A SILLY POEM (Spike Milligan) |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | Learn To Like by Robert Service |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | The Victor by C. W. Longenecker |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 0 | You sunburnt sicklemen, of August weary... |
Total points: | 149 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Adie Pena | 43 | Natural bodily functions = I'd continually fart on bus. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | She disappointed the man. = She'd a tampon in... T h i s d e e p |
3 | Rik Sengupta | 24 | Foot fetish = "Oh, stiff toe!" |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 20 | Rear-entry positions, ~ or try "penis into arse". |
5 | View | 8 | Precoital stimulation= A male oils cunt to rip it. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Toilet humours = True loo - it hums! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | The Hasidic couple relations = I cut a hole in a crisp old sheet. |
Total points: | 130 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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