| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | LONG | SPECIAL | ANAGRAM SOFTWARE | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | Italian crime boss = A Sicilian mobster. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Premenstrual = Lunar tempers. |
3 | Larry Brash | 18 | Our golden wedding anniversary = We're old, gray and on nine IV drugs. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | Really bad eyesight = Barely see daylight! |
4 | Ed Pegg Jr | 17 | Triple chocolate square = Atherosclerotic plaque. |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | Solitary confinement = Myself. No interaction. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | A nurse's care = Reassurance. |
8 | Rik Sengupta | 14 | What in god's name ~ was the man doing? |
9 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Time heals all wounds = As well it should. Amen! |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | Strict vegetarianism = Craving meat? Resist it! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Absence makes the heart grow fonder = We embark and ache for togetherness. |
Total points: | 180 | from 31 votes |
1 | View | 24 | 'The Social Network' = Owner likes to chat. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Michelangelo's art in the Sistine Chapel = Masterpiece shall shine on that ceiling! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Dante's Divine Comedy = Vice, demons, and deity. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Last Supper' = Depict all persons and the Saviour. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Director James Cameron = Set major cinema record. |
6 | Dean Mayer | 17 | Last of the Summer Wine = Here's a wistful moment. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 13 | George A. Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" = Good God, there's a real frightening movie! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | William Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra = Snake poisons were lethal act in a play drama. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Agatha Christie's 'Mysterious Affair at Styles' = As a first case for my sleuth, I say it's a great hit! |
10 | Larry Brash | 8 | Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson = It's our landlubber in tense story overseas. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Claude Monet's 'Impression: Sunrise' = It seems sun and colours inspire me. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Paul the Prognosticating Octopus was right! = Spain won a historic cup struggle. Go top that! |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes |
1 | Dean Mayer | 40 | The Pope's view on contraception = It is one concept he won't approve. |
2 | Harshal M | 32 | New Year coming soon = A worsening economy? |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | The coastline of Florida and Louisiana = The fauna, flora and soil is coated in oil. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | We fear more plane blast alerts in the year 2010 = Are we really a lot safer than in September 2001? |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | Pope said religion had ~ organised pedophilia. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The giant oil spill disaster = Stop drilling! It ails the sea. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Chile's President ~ is held in respect. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | Gulf shoreline = Oil's flung here. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | We've something to tell the US president, Barack Obama = We must leave the Mideast alone. Bring back the troops! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Bill Gates is no longer the world's richest man = The Carlos Slim billions negate nerd's growth. |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | Poland's president = Plane's drop ends it. |
Total points: | 177 | from 31 votes |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 29 | Springsteen = Spent singer. |
2 | Adie Pena | 22 | The assassin Lee Harvey Oswald = Analyses revealed shot was his. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | France's emperor Napoleon I = A person of real prominence. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 18 | Post-Impressionist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec = Oil painter chose Rue des Moulins prostitutes. |
5 | View | 15 | Diana, The Princess of Wales = In past, Charles' one sad wife. |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | The U.S. film director Kathryn Bigelow = "The Hurt Locker" wins big time for lady! |
6 | Larry Brash | 12 | Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love = Canny rocker duo, but not alive. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | Archbishop Tutu: a life force = The Republic of South Africa. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Thomas Arne = A short name. |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 10 | Saint Mary of the Cross = History of sacraments. |
11 | Adie Pena | 9 | The U.S. President Obama = I'm not a desperate Bush! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Conan Christopher O'Brien = Top honor in his NBC career. |
Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 48 | McDonalds Restaurant chain = Standard lunch to Americans. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The messaging website Twitter = It's the biggest new time-waster! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 21 | The Apple Corporation = Laptop, iPhone creator. |
4 | View | 15 | Great city of London = Only detraction - fog. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 13 | The Egyptian Pyramids = A head-tipping mystery! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | National Geographic Magazine = Going to an amazing place, I hear! |
7 | Larry Brash | 11 | Society for the Protection of Unborn Children = Pro-life bunch is too concerned for her tiny tot. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The wonder of Salisbury's 'Stonehenge' = Hey, it's renowned for huge stone slabs! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The Egyptian Book of the Dead = Good-bye and keep to the faith! |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | The World Cup football competition in South Africa = To ruin it, blow off a loud, totemic, cheap plastic horn! |
11 | David Bourke | 6 | Waitrose Cashmere Toilet Paper = There to wipe a most special rear! |
12 | Dean Mayer | 2 | Norton AntiVirus Software = Avert worst of an intrusion. |
Total points: | 178 | from 30 votes |
1 | Scott Gardner | 28 | Washington + Jackson + Harrison + Tyler + Fillmo... = Madison + Van Buren + Polk + Johnson + Grant + ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Male puberty entails: - Hairiness issues - F... = Men's mid-life crisis contains: - Loss of ha... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | The Kubler-Ross model, also known as the five st... = Five stages of BP drilling: 1. Get bad rig 2. ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | A wife came home, pulled into the driveway, bolt... ~ I've won the lottery!' 'Oh my God, Pauleen!' s... |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | The Top Three Richest People in the World: Warre... = Billionaires: I'm the Super Capitalist, the New... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Man to girlfriend: "I've got a full set of three... ~ In for a hit, gold-medalist performance!" Girl... |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | A highly ruthless remark of a lad to a lady in a... = "Rhett! If you go, where shall I go? What shall... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The teary young woman - who was relating the det... = "What gear were you in, then?" said the state c... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 9 | A very drunk man stumbling out of a bar, bumps i... = "But I'll prove it", says the drunk, "in my pub... |
10 | David Bourke | 8 | Obese passengers to be charged double to fly wit... = Sarah Ferguson got considerably clobbered with ... |
11 | David Bourke | 6 | How to permanently silence the incessant droning... = Shove the thing into any convenient zulu fellow... |
Total points: | 159 | from 28 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | How Smart Are You? 1. You're participating in a... = How Stupid Are You? Choose an answer for each... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Dear Ethan, I read your letter in bed and my he... = Hey Jane, Look, you didn't read my previous e... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | HELEN'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP. DEAR DIARY - DA... = DADDY'S PHONE CALL. Rrriiiiing, rrriiiiing...... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | A shepherd was herding his flock into a remote ... ~ "I have determined that you handle exactly 95... |
5 | Larry Brash | 12 | An eighty-six year old man went to the local doc... = "Now, on the lengthy trek north-west, nearing ... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Who says the Chinese don't have a sense of humou... = Three dead bodies turned up at a mortuary, all... |
7 | Larry Brash | 8 | This man was walking along a beach, when he foun... = The genie continued: "Oh and you think of all ... |
Total points: | 126 | from 22 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | [Here's the Beatles song anagrammed into an eight-lines song detailing Paul's eight correct World Cup predictions from t... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Below is George Herbert's poem 'Easter' anagrammed into 4 successive short poems dealing with each of the 4 seasons; |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Thanksgiving Day |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | ANNOUNCEMENT: International Alert Levels Raised! |
5 | Scott Gardner | 10 | I fancy Tom Cruise |
6 | Tony Crafter | 5 | RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS By The Carpenters |
Total points: | 119 | from 20 votes |
1 | Mike Keith | 44 | Anagram Artist 3.05 |
2 | William Tunstall-Pedoe | 26 | Anagram Genius Version 9 |
3 | Andrew Trevorrow | 9 | Anagrams 2.4 (Macintosh) |
4 | Other | 5 | Other anagram software |
Total points: | 84 | from 18 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Horse's genitalia = This is a large one! |
2 | David Bourke | 24 | Fingered up the arsehole = For heightened pleasure! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | Teen lad's first lay = It ends really fast! |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | A cunt often has ~ a stench of tuna. |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | Natural bodily functions = I'd continually fart on bus. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | The females cast in a porn video ~ often have silicone-made parts. |
7 | Larry Brash | 7 | This may contain traces of nuts = Fact: That is in anyone's scrotum. |
7 | Larry Brash | 7 | Woman's G Spot = "Now!", most gasp. |
9 | David Bourke | 4 | TENA ladies' incontinence pads ~ contain and seal pee incidents. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 2 | The honeymoon virgin = Oi! No hymen overnight! |
Total points: | 123 | from 22 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Italian crime boss = A Sicilian mobster. |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 14 | McDonalds Restaurant chain = Standard lunch to Americans. |
3 | Dean Mayer | 9 | The Pope's view on contraception = It is one concept he won't approve. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Premenstrual = Lunar tempers. |
5 | Rik Sengupta | 8 | What in god's name ~ was the man doing? |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Michelangelo's art in the Sistine Chapel = Masterpiece shall shine on that ceiling! |
7 | Scott Gardner | 5 | Washington + Jackson + Harrison + Tyler + Fillmo... = Madison + Van Buren + Polk + Johnson + Grant + ... |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | Springsteen = Spent singer. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Last Supper' = Depict all persons and the Saviour. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Thomas Arne = A short name. |
11 | Harshal M | 4 | New Year coming soon = A worsening economy? |
12 | Scott Gardner | 4 | George A. Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" = Good God, there's a real frightening movie! |
13 | View | 4 | 'The Social Network' = Owner likes to chat. |
14 | Adie Pena | 3 | Solitary confinement = Myself. No interaction. |
15 | Larry Brash | 3 | Our golden wedding anniversary = We're old, gray and on nine IV drugs. |
16 | Tony Crafter | 3 | The Egyptian Book of the Dead = Good-bye and keep to the faith! |
17 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | Really bad eyesight = Barely see daylight! |
18 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Gulf shoreline = Oil's flung here. |
19 | Adie Pena | 3 | The U.S. film director Kathryn Bigelow = "The Hurt Locker" wins big time for lady! |
20 | David Bourke | 3 | The coastline of Florida and Louisiana = The fauna, flora and soil is coated in oil. |
21 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | The messaging website Twitter = It's the biggest new time-waster! |
22 | Larry Brash | 3 | Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson = It's our landlubber in tense story overseas. |
23 | Adie Pena | 2 | The assassin Lee Harvey Oswald = Analyses revealed shot was his. |
24 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | Saint Mary of the Cross = History of sacraments. |
25 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | National Geographic Magazine = Going to an amazing place, I hear! |
26 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | France's emperor Napoleon I = A person of real prominence. |
27 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Chile's President ~ is held in respect. |
28 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Time heals all wounds = As well it should. Amen! |
29 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Dante's Divine Comedy = Vice, demons, and deity. |
30 | View | 2 | Diana, The Princess of Wales = In past, Charles' one sad wife. |
31 | Tony Crafter | 1 | A wife came home, pulled into the driveway, bolt... ~ I've won the lottery!' 'Oh my God, Pauleen!' s... |
32 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Archbishop Tutu: a life force = The Republic of South Africa. |
33 | Tony Crafter | 1 | The Egyptian Pyramids = A head-tipping mystery! |
34 | Scott Gardner | 1 | The Apple Corporation = Laptop, iPhone creator. |
35 | Scott Gardner | 1 | Post-Impressionist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec = Oil painter chose Rue des Moulins prostitutes. |
36 | Adie Pena | 1 | The U.S. President Obama = I'm not a desperate Bush! |
37 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | A nurse's care = Reassurance. |
38 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The Kubler-Ross model, also known as the five st... = Five stages of BP drilling: 1. Get bad rig 2. ... |
39 | Neil Ramsay | 1 | Pope said religion had ~ organised pedophilia. |
40 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | We fear more plane blast alerts in the year 2010 = Are we really a lot safer than in September 2001? |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | [Here's the Beatles song anagrammed into an eight-lines song detailing Paul's eight correct World Cup predictions from t... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Below is George Herbert's poem 'Easter' anagrammed into 4 successive short poems dealing with each of the 4 seasons; |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | Thanksgiving Day |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | How Smart Are You? 1. You're participating in a... = How Stupid Are You? Choose an answer for each... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | ANNOUNCEMENT: International Alert Levels Raised! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | Dear Ethan, I read your letter in bed and my he... = Hey Jane, Look, you didn't read my previous e... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 5 | RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS By The Carpenters |
8 | Scott Gardner | 4 | I fancy Tom Cruise |
9 | Tony Crafter | 3 | HELEN'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP. DEAR DIARY - DA... = DADDY'S PHONE CALL. Rrriiiiing, rrriiiiing...... |
10 | Larry Brash | 2 | An eighty-six year old man went to the local doc... = "Now, on the lengthy trek north-west, nearing ... |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | A shepherd was herding his flock into a remote ... ~ "I have determined that you handle exactly 95... |
12 | Larry Brash | 1 | This man was walking along a beach, when he foun... = The genie continued: "Oh and you think of all ... |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes |
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