| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | Pirate costume for a Halloween party = A parrot or eyepatch will often amuse! |
2 | nedesto | 22 | Two fat blokes are at the pub. "Your round," sa... ~ The other bloke spun, went: "So are you, you f... |
3 | View | 21 | The war correspondent = Can report red-hot news. |
4 | Adie Pena | 20 | Homosexuality = Oh my! Alex is out! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 17 | The American politicians = Capitalism in action here. |
6 | Paul Lusch | 15 | Gay conversion therapy = Against phony "recovery." |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | When a pre-menstrual lady says, "It doesn't matter," ~ she means: "Red-alert! I'm ratty, low, upset and nasty!" |
8 | Shane | 11 | El grande = Enlarged. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 11 | The tabloids = Sod that bile! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | The lucrative sponsorship deal = A supplier advert on his clothes. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | Misanthrope = I ♡ Smartphone. |
11 | David Bourke | 7 | Indians' tiger = It is in danger. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | A woman's place is in the kitchen = How epic! This meant a clean sink. |
13 | Larry Brash | 6 | Hate all them nuts in ~ mental health units. |
15 | Rosie Perera | 4 | A Mexican drug cartel = Exacting cruel drama. |
Total points: | 203 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Ed Pegg Jr | 46 | Tour de France = Center o' fraud. |
2 | nedesto | 44 | 'All my troubles seemed so far away' = Early Beatles® melody was famous. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 27 | Daniel Craig as James Bond in the movie Skyfall = I'll chase females and enjoy big vodka martinis. |
4 | Adie Pena | 19 | "La Persistencia de la Memoria" = Late S. Dali's rare piece in MOMA. |
5 | Larry Brash | 16 | South Korean rapper Psy's "Gangnam Style" = Presents a sharp, ugly, porky man on stage. |
6 | Shane | 15 | The Picture of Dorian Gray = Hue for decaying portrait. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The Halloween costume party = We may put on leather clothes. |
8 | View | 7 | Bond's new motion picture 'Skyfall' = Film: Bold spy continues neat work. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Daniel Craig as Bond in the new movie, Skyfall = With girls, villainy and so on ... and me, beefcake! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 4 | 'Moby-Dick; or, The Whale' by Herman Melville = Cry: "My! Will Ahab ever kill demon behemoth?" |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | The Bat Out of Hell album is thirty-five years old = Oh the hi-fi's blast Meatloaf tribute very loudly! |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | The Sam Mendes motion picture 'Skyfall' = One fair, muscled spy that most men like. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Yann Martel's novel "The Life of Pi" = Finally, plan for the tense movie! |
Total points: | 205 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 41 | Romney and Obama ~ do bore many a man. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 36 | Halloween costumes = Well-chosen to amuse. |
3 | nedesto | 33 | Hugo Chavez is elected to a fourth term as president = CIA prefers the Venezuela dictator's tough methods. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | American elections on the first Tuesday of November = Benefit a United States chief or, conversely, a Mormon. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month = A recent scare? Rats! Women scan their boobs. |
5 | View | 12 | The Superstorm Sandy = Report sums NY deaths. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 12 | 'Skyfall' - An exciting Bond series motion picture = Felix Baumgartner's intent spookily coincides! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | One Nation Labour = Banal Euro-notion. |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | Diaper shortage = Pee or shit? A drag! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | New Mexican ranchers want wild coyotes slaughtered = Why can't we let canines coexist? Old men shrug, "A reward!" |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 5 | Hurricane Sandy rains on presidential campaign = A real dash! Acting in despair, Romney runs in panic! |
Total points: | 206 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.306) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 45 | Daniel Craig, the Bond star = Actor, and a British legend. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking = Pleasant icon types with his right cheek. |
3 | Shane | 27 | Presidential candidate Mitt Romney = I can seem pretty traditional-minded! |
4 | Scott Gardner | 23 | Singer Ashley Tisdale = She's a Disney-tale girl. |
5 | nedesto | 18 | Some peace-loving dudes: 1. Christ 2. Confuci... = 1. Crucified 2. China's devout legend 3. Com... |
6 | View | 14 | First lady Michelle Obama = I + BHO created small family. |
7 | Adie Pena | 9 | The actress Nicole Kidman = Tom's clear and Keith's nice. |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 8 | Tagg Romney = ME GOT ANGRY. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The Presidential Candidate Willard Mitt Romney = Homeland incident? I'd start war, deplete military! |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | Bum relaxing, after ~ Felix Baumgartner. |
9 | Paul Lusch | 7 | Two And A Half Men's Ashton Kutcher = Damn, the hunk nets a lot of raw cash! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Olympian, Victoria Louise Pendleton = I employ pedal revolutions in action! |
13 | Robert Jordan | 1 | A. Mitchell = Chill, mate! |
Total points: | 200 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Ivan Andonov | 29 | Recent Serbian history = The story in Srebrenica. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | The Apple chain of retail stores = A place for their latest iPhones. |
2 | Adie Pena | 28 | The Sun tabloid = Let shit abound! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Dean Mayer | 21 | Stoke Mandeville Hospital = All them kids open to Savile. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | United Nations Security Council = It could secure unity in sanction. |
6 | nedesto | 14 | The iPad Mini, the newest computer tablet = It's the cute portable item hip men wanted. |
7 | Ed Pegg Jr | 13 | Alpha Centauri Bb = Unhabitable. Crap! |
8 | Scott Gardner | 11 | Romney campaign = My GOP man in race. |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 10 | The King's College Choir Boys in Cambridge = Becoming, bright, angelic, rosy-cheek idols! |
10 | Larry Brash | 9 | Police Gay and Lesbian Liaison Officer = A fine goal is: cop called on in by fairies. |
10 | View | 9 | The International Space Station = Attention, captain, others - ALIENS! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 8 | American Society of Reproductive Medicine = A pro committee cured deficiency in ovaries. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Microsoft 'Surface' tablet computers = Commercial's out: Fast! Robust! Perfect! |
Total points: | 202 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | The first edition of the Voyageur Press publicat... = We're supposed to believe that the useful hit ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Tug O'Reilly hated Tess, their pet cat, so he d... ~ got home, it was there. Next day he drove 25... |
3 | nedesto | 28 | A lady keeps peeking through these turkeys at t... = She urgently fetches up the man in the shop a... |
4 | Adie Pena | 26 | The four Gaelic seasonal festivals: 1. Imbolc... = 1. If buds come out 2. Has a blistering heat ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 16 | A gorilla, a rhino and an ostrich recently held... = No one had a reliable description. Branch staf... |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | Boosting breastfeeding rates saves lives and mo... = Engaged survey in natives confirmed boob feast... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | First edition of the Voyageur Press publication... = Narrative on the duty of sweeping up obscene B... |
7 | View | 6 | Mali Islamists tell France they will open doors of hell = Moslems threaten Paris, locally: We'll hit fool infidels! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 6 | "When I give food to the poor, they call me a s... = The advantaged like filthy worldly lucre, comm... |
Total points: | 163 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.310) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 50 | ... = "courier">The egg. Whatever a hen's made out of... |
2 | Adie Pena | 22 | Oh, to conclude that old query can make us frenetic. "Ah," one man voiced, "'twas the egg, for the answer is genetic!" |
3 | Robert Jordan | 19 | Eggheads at Sheffield University, and at Warwick too, concur that a lone hen got her sequence to commence. |
4 | David Bourke | 10 | We're confident, very confident we can quack that logic headache together: ... |
5 | Paul Lusch | 9 | If each is fried, it's equal -- each savory on tongue. Omelet and stew? Eat together. Now, munch corn and get check. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 9 | I'd go consult the energetic quacks who, for a huge fee, are now convinced they came at the same instant. Lord! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 9 | ... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 8 | If a rooster doth crow At a coy, active HEN Assume all did know The consequence then: Nature ... fetching me EGG!... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Got one... Quite in advance of the chook we detect many new creatures hatching from a shell e.g. dinosaurs etc. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Mitt Romney: "It was the unequal-waged hen, grateful 'cos she got a chance to cook dinner after she conceived!" |
11 | View | 5 | Awkward challenge 'n' query - get test, discuss, convince too. One huge, titanic headache. O, no, free me from that! |
11 | nedesto | 5 | Quite the latter, if two eggs came as an hors d'oeuvre and coco chicken and mango chutney is the fowl entrée. |
13 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | Coquette Kate urged William, When on hay, he came first! A connection egg, and coos So fervent, that he cursed! |
14 | naturegirl | 3 | Yar! Chuck the masquerade of hot, cute new life! Wrong idea! Heaven's cocoon sent short-legged inmate intact. |
Total points: | 165 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.452) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 23 | DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: The Real Def... = 5. THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Don't ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Seamus and Murphy were out walking one day and ... = Two men were seated next to each other at the... |
3 | nedesto | 17 | A dustman is going up a street. He gets to a ho... = Betty is growing frustrated at her husband's ... |
4 | Robert Jordan | 14 | After Quasimodo's exit, the bishop of the cathed... = Well with a heavy heart, put down to the unfor... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | (In a desperate attempt to drive a certain point... = Romney: Can someone please grab his notes! Mo... |
6 | Adie Pena | 6 | HOW TO MAKE A JACK-O-LANTERN* INSTRUCTIONS S... = THE TOP TEN MOVIES STARRING JACK BLACK** 1 ... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 5 | If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life... = Moreover, fatal for poor pop you, Suffer pit... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Regarding TSA regulations: How are four small... = It follows there are quite probably vans full... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Hurricane Preparation To-Do List The World: ... = New York: Shop for Vodka Buy, hide backu... |
Total points: | 104 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | Spirits of the Dead A poem by Edgar Allan Poe |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL (PART II) By Pink Floyd |
3 | nedesto | 18 | Crossword |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | SHORT JOKES |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | This is a diagramless symmetrical nine-by-nine crossword puzzle wherein the definitions are an anagram of this introduct... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | There once was a sportsman called Lance |
7 | Robert Jordan | 8 | "The Sound of Music." |
8 | Adie Pena | 4 | A PIZZA THE SIZE OF THE SUN |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | Doctor Foster poem |
10 | Ellie Dent | 1 | Turn Again To Life, written by Mary Lee Hall |
Total points: | 128 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.455) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 33 | A nice, tight pussy = It isn't cheap guys. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | She shouted at me and tried to fight me... = That dreaded time of the month, I guess! |
3 | nedesto | 20 | Sexual impotence = Note a limp excuse. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | I hate Skittles = Taste like shit. |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | Douchebags = Such bad ego! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Parisiennes = Penis in arse. |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | Cunnilingus stimulation = Mutual in soliciting nuns! |
Total points: | 128 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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