| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Adie Pena | 29 | The fast food restaurant = Throne of saturated fats. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | Advertisements ~ drive men's taste. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 24 | Men lost on world's battlefields = We listed toll on Flanders tombs. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 22 | A fool and his money are soon parted = Reason one has damn poor life today. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Athletes on podiums = I put medals on those. |
6 | nedesto | 13 | Recidivism rate = A crime drives it. |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 12 | The celebration of our Ruby Wedding Anniversary = We announce forty years' bright live ardour in bed! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Lead us not into temptation = A loud petition: "test not man!" |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Inmates = Sin team. |
10 | Shane | 6 | I fear ~ a fire. |
10 | View | 6 | DNA sample = Man pleads. |
12 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | No tea? Throw ~ hot water on. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | A terrible disaster = Terra destabiliser. |
Total points: | 189 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | Monet's series of Water Lily drawings = My art is sweet garden flowers, in oils. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Duo, Paul Frederic Simon and Arthur 'Art' Garfunkel = A rotund folk-music guru and feral-haired partner! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 21 | 'Skyfall', a new Bond movie starring Daniel Craig = A big film, rivalling a dated Sean Connery's work. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | Shakespearean actor = Speaks to reach an ear. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 17 | The International Mathematical Olympiad = Totally a "mathlete" nerd, I am a champion in it! |
6 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The New Normal = Women enthral. |
7 | Adie Pena | 15 | The sculptor Francois-Auguste-Rene Rodin = Our artistic focus on the grand "Le Penseur." |
8 | nedesto | 12 | Gordon M. Lightfoot's Canadian Railroad Trilogy = Saga told of laying iron amid that long corridor. |
9 | Dean Mayer | 11 | ModNation Racers = Random creations. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 10 | The blues musicians = Belushi sent us a mic. |
11 | View | 9 | Peter Pan, boy who never ages = Observe now happy teenager. |
Total points: | 182 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.355) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 46 | Barack Obama is re-elected = Back to be America's leader. |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | Obama is re-elected = I see able Democrat. |
3 | nedesto | 17 | Mitt Romney gets second place = Democracy settles on pigment. |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 16 | President Barack Obama wins second term = Mitt concedes, as a sad, barren, broken wimp. |
5 | Dean Mayer | 15 | The Arab/Israeli conflict = It's banal, facile rhetoric. |
6 | View | 12 | Anti-Morsi protest = Rioters: "Stop it, man!" |
6 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Washington State votes to legalize marijuana = It guarantees that we also love amazing joints. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | New York disaster = Workers stayed in. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | During the week starting Monday, November Fifth ~ many rated firework-night events might be found! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Holly Petraeus is beyond 'furious' = Helpful derision, 'So, you betray us?' |
11 | Shane | 5 | President Barack Obama wins the US election = I now admit Republicans see another setback! |
12 | Richard Brodie | 2 | Mitt Romney takes on the incumbent, Barack Obama = I bet a Mormon can break that anemic monkey's butt. |
Total points: | 175 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | View | 31 | Holly Petraeus = Oh, really upset! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Scottish thespian Sean Thomas Connery = "Some say I sport that accent... Nonshinshe!" |
3 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Bob Diamond of Barclays = Fiscal moron: bad, bad boy! |
4 | Larry Brash | 16 | The Federal Liberal Party's leader, Mr. Tony Abbott = Heard by plenty to be a former real little bastard. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | General D. H. Petraeus = He granted pleasure. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 12 | General David Petraeus = Deviant pleasure raged. |
6 | Souktik Roy | 12 | Pierre de Fermat = feted rare prime. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | General David Petraeus = I've gasped, "An adulterer?!!?" |
9 | nedesto | 9 | The former CIA Director David Howell Petraeus = Overpaid adulterer flirted at some chic whore. |
9 | David Bourke | 9 | D. Petraeus = Super date! |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Heather Watson = There’s a WTA hon. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Movie star Shia LaBeouf = Misbehaviour, as of late? |
13 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Speaker Boehner = Barkeep son, here. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Thomas Edward "Lawrence of Arabia" Lawrence = A late war-hero from N.Wales, awarded a nice 'CB'! |
Total points: | 176 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.452) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | The American elections = I see no real chance, Mitt! |
2 | David Bourke | 25 | Fray Bentos meat pies = A tin, some beef, pastry. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The beautiful Lost Gardens Of Heligan in Cornwall = All-out winner in the 'A hell of a bugger to find' class! |
4 | nedesto | 21 | Mordor, the Land of Shadow = Threshold of War and Doom. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 19 | The First Crusade = Christ's featured. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Peter Pan Syndrome = Person may pretend. |
7 | Adie Pena | 13 | 'Confidential' magazines ~ contained amazing files! |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Eastern Coast of America = Ocean area: it faces storm. |
9 | Dean Mayer | 6 | Microsoft's Download Centre = Win add-ons? Correct - lots of 'em. |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 6 | Conservative Party Conference = Forty-seven percent covariance. |
11 | Souktik Roy | 4 | International Maths Olympiad = I, in that team, "Polynomials! Darn!" |
12 | View | 2 | Londres, Inglaterra = Lord sent large rain. |
Total points: | 184 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.387) |
1 | nedesto | 22 | A nosy old woman sees Donald in the park eating... = "Lady, my grampa Jack lived to be a hunnert." ... |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Five of the species that face extinction: 1. L... = Five species that truly SHOULD be extinct: 1.... |
3 | Scott Gardner | 17 | The American Tour de France winner Lance Edward... = Win a race, then drug scandal, and now retirem... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 17 | The disgruntled Republican voters from the Unit... ~ but, I fear, haven't understood it's got adept... |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | The Sweden and Paris Saint-Germain footballer Zl... = With an amazing parabolic soar, first-time over... |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | The Five Biggest Fast Food Chains In The United... = 1. Undiminished hunger 2. Guzzle down Cokes ... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | On trying for the position of trainee blacksmit... ~ horse in the past. "Begorra, oi... er, haven'... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Tibetan tradition says that if you have big fee... = But...to aid imagination in an adult "Playboy"... |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | The Seven Deadly Sins Pride Greed Envy Lust... = Rather dodgy, testy, God-given presents; event... |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | Haitian general François-Dominique Toussaint Lo... = In arousing quite a turmoil, I united French s... |
11 | Ellie Dent | 6 | 'SKYFALL' by Adele This is the end Hold your b... = 'SANDY' God, hear a holy anthem In the Land of... |
12 | David A Green | 5 | Rejection letter received by well-known author b... = Oh Bill! A feeble new work. Percy and Juliet s... |
13 | View | 4 | The Sweden and Paris Saint-Germain footballer Z... = Distant goal, overhead ball in British net was... |
14 | Richard Brodie | 3 | Well, Obama is given the nod to reload, continu... = So, anointed, botch one more term? Oh, run up ... |
Total points: | 161 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.519) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | "Not coke." Whitney Houston "So forget that." Amy Winehouse "Overrated." Truman Capote "Very bad." Elvis "Cool!" Li... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Baloney! This vacuous American casually went on to shoot himself dead, proving to everyone that they, er... do ... |
3 | Larry Brash | 15 | Known for lovely commentary. However, controversy: a suicide death by a gunshot to the head as a potential solution. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The macho stereotype. Never listen to this baloney, though. Not a survivor, I was often royally cuckoo, and am now dead... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Openly took that danger to mean only One Rule: Some fool who has very bad vices, You cannot trust what their advice ... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | 'Never fast enough!' cynical author boasted provocatively. His own solution may work ... yet leads other men on to deat... |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | "You get to sensibly fear and loathe a most noteworthy proven lunatic with a cocked revolver to his head." Anonymous |
8 | David Bourke | 9 | Now I'd have to totally disagree. Keith Moon's very unfortunate, costly hotel party behaviour? Who can condone a mess? |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | "You know, the wise fool traveled about on a motorcycle, hungover, to events in his heyday." Cartoonist Ralph Steadman |
10 | nedesto | 5 | Novel ... |
10 | View | 5 | The Conclusion: everything, everywhere has two sides - moral and nasty. A Fool, boycott not - honour, make, adopt , val... |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | "What a hero!! Alas, the years up to now I've served in a loony bin for hooked ratty misconduct have gotten me only clo... |
Total points: | 149 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | nedesto | 39 | ... = RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife. ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | ARE YOU A REDNECK? Name two words in the Engl... = ARE YOU A SNOB? "Mint" is... 1. Collectibl... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Personality traits not measured by testing at s... = Leadership Compassion Courage Cowardice M... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 14 | WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Former Am... = The canny 'Star Trek' Scot, Mr Scott, joked: ... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | THE NATION'S TOP TEN SONGS OF SEDUCTION (Accor... = 1. 'Make love, be cured!' rejoices soul broth... |
6 | Adie Pena | 7 | Top Ten Most Endangered Species 1. Black Rhino... = 1. Horn baggers 2. Natural habitat gone; poa... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Didn't you used to be running for president? Mi... = Reaction to the winner's aim? Obvious the sno... |
Total points: | 125 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | nedesto | 31 | Crossword |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | Your mother's womb while still her embryo Will keep you right forevermore, it seems; |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | OH I WISH I'D LOOKED AFTER ME TEETH By Pam Ayres |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Short Jokes |
5 | Ellie Dent | 11 | CRUCIAL THINGS A CAT SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER. |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | NOVEMBER by Thomas Hood |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Thanksgiving crossword |
Total points: | 117 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | A ten-inch steel vibrator = Bet it's nicer than a lover! |
2 | nedesto | 21 | What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas = Happy gents shag a native... sans wives! |
3 | David Bourke | 19 | A depilated cunt = Tactile pudenda. |
3 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 19 | I'm so cute ~ coitus me. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Long comrade = Large condom! |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | General David Howell Petraeus = Dull date. However, a large penis! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | We need to nominate urinating as a sporting event! = Ten men pissing at a target in a wet indoor venue? No! |
8 | View | 2 | The lack of intimacy is making me very unhappy = "No fuck" every night. Pity me, a limp shaky maniac! |
Total points: | 128 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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