Anagrammy Leaders' Board - August, 2013 - 45 votes cast

45 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Christopher Sturdy

53  

Malnourishment = The norm in a slum.

2

  Julian Lofts

30  

The adult movie actress = The customer salivated.

3

  Ivan Andonov

22  

Being sober = No big beers.

4

  Meyran Kraus

17  

Halo, wings, stationed in Heaven = That's how I envisioned an angel.

5

  nedesto

13  

Spare the rod, spoil the child = Poor little chap, he's reddish!

5

  Larry Brash

13  

Anabolic steroids = Soon clear it is bad.

5

  Scott Gardner

13  

True loves of a person = Ever part of one's soul.

5

  Dharam Khalsa

13  

"The greatest prayer is patience" - Buddha = Busy? Rapid heart? Sit there and get peace.

9

  George Sicherman

11  

Your call is important to us = Our prim antics to stall you.

10

  Tyler Severance

10  

A date which will live in infamy = Navy fell with nice, mild Hawaii.

10

  Mark Huffman

10  

Am fit ‡ I'm fat!

12

  Rosie Perera

9  

Flogging a horse to death = Go hit the old nag for ages.

13

  Ellie Dent

8  

A whole gestation = A while to get a son.

13

  Ed Pegg Jr

8  

Double escrow = Could be worse.

15

  Adie Pena

7  

A conspiracy theory = Hey, no CIA story crap!

15

  Jason Lofts

7  

Me, a psychiatrist? = I'm a psyche artist.

17

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

On the wrong side of history = For ones to deny who is right.

18

  Tony Crafter

4  

The witness for the prosecution has said in ~ court she saw one thief and it is this person.

18

  View

4  

Religion is the opium of the masses = I see this group; Islam is one of them.

20

  Rick Rothstein

3  

Conspiracy theories = Critics arose: "Phoney!"

 

  Total points:

260 

from 45 votes     (DFE factor: 0.444)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Scott Gardner

42  

Pablo Picasso, Three Musicians = A painter's cubism phase is cool!

2

  Adie Pena

31  

"Traditional ~ art? Not I!" (Dali).

3

  nedesto

29  

The painting of The Last Supper by Leonardo da Vinci = Forty silver coins leapt up behind a poignant death.

4

  Tony Crafter

26  

Artist Salvador Dali's 'Retrospective Bust of a Woman' = "No arms but I've a world-class pair of tits," orated Vesta.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

26  

"The Sounds of Silence" = Teens find soul's echo.

4

  Ellie Dent

26  

'Sunflowers' masterpiece by Vincent Van Gogh = Can preserve glow of my bunch in vase setting.

7

  Rick Rothstein

17  

The Miley Cyrus "lust finger" = My gesture is filthy n' cruel.

8

  Tyler Severance

16  

Clarice Starling in The Slience of the Lambs = Enter final act, she sees a moth circling Bill.

9

  View

13  

Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Mona Lisa' = O, her odd Italian smile on canvas!

10

  George Sicherman

10  

Anabolic steroids = Bloat aids in score.

11

  Meyran Kraus

8  

Michael Bay's 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' = A sort of random monster film by a sheer hack.

12

  Christopher Sturdy

7  

Four Weddings And A Funeral = Found drear, as ending awful.

13

  Jason Lofts

6  

Miley Cyrus's plastic "lust finger" = Music clip: rest gyrates sinfully.

14

  Mark Huffman

1  

Musicians Robin Thicke, Pharrell, and T.I. = Trio kinship - catch "Blurred Lines" mania!

 

  Total points:

258 

from 45 votes     (DFE factor: 0.311)

TOPICAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

50  

The Assad regime = Gas is made there.

2

  Mark Huffman

31  

Miley Cyrus' "twerkings" = Yucky girl merits news?!

3

  Rosie Perera

30  

Martin Luther King Junior's "I Have a Dream" speech = His rap: "Let justice arrive here among humankind."

4

  Christopher Sturdy

27  

The Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt = I help to murder them by shooting

5

  Scott Gardner

23  

The producer Simon Cowell = Child report so unwelcome.

6

  Dharam Khalsa

20  

Bradley Manning comes out as Chelsea = Reasonably modest masculine change?

7

  Julian Lofts

16  

Explosive breast implants now a terror threat = A vile terrorist bosom thwarts an expert panel.

8

  Adie Pena

14  

The genocide in Damascus, Syria = Chaotic! Did enemy use sarin gas?

9

  Tyler Severance

10  

Scorching fire = Chronic griefs.

9

  Tony Crafter

10  

Britain threatens legal action against Spaniards = Nation's anger: Gibraltar isn't a Hispanic state. Deal?

9

  View

10  

Paul White = I up wealth.

12

  Ellie Dent

9  

The deaths in Cairo = Each in hated riots.

13

  Ivan Andonov

7  

Yelena Isinbayeva's controversial comment = “I may not see lesbian lovers on CCTV in my area.”

14

  Jason Lofts

6  

Two children are strangled by an escaped python = Serpent gladly destroyed NB* pair. What, no chance?

 

  Total points:

263 

from 45 votes     (DFE factor: 0.311)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Scott Gardner

33  

Private Bradley "Chelsea" Manning = Serviceman helping betray a land.

2

  nedesto

31  

The singer and television actress Miley Cyrus = Noisy music, great riches, and very little sense! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  Julian Lofts

29  

Irish poet Seamus Heaney =  I see his poetry as humane.

3

  Meyran Kraus

29  

The monster Adolf Hitler = I'm sent to hell for hatred.

5

  Tony Crafter

21  

Viscount Horatio Nelson - an Englishman on a pedestal! = The naval hero is seen standing atop a column on lions.

6

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

15  

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt = Never let Depression land folk in a rot!

7

  Mark Huffman

14  

The Reverend Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton = Harsh, fervent race-peddler troll. Sane? Ha.

8

  Josiah Winslow

11  

Mohammed Badie = Me? Oh, I'm made bad!

9

  Zoran Radisavlevic

10  

Maria Magdalena = Am ideal anagram.

10

  Jason Lofts

9  

I'm really saucy, ~ à la Miley Cyrus.

10

  Ellie Dent

9  

Peter Capaldi = Cite Dr. appeal!

10

  Ivan Andonov

9  

Marcello Mastroianni = I'll remain at Oscar nom.

13

  Rosie Perera

8  

The country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus = But lyrics turn me achy, seriously crying.

13

  View

8  

Mr Hassan Rouhani = Man's our Iran shah.

15

  Adie Pena

6  

The singer Robert Allen Zimmerman a.k.a. Bob Dylan ~ as the born rebel; damn money-making trailblazer.

15

  Christopher Sturdy

6  

Private Bradley Manning = Brave man and girl in type.

15

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

Italian artist Amedeo Clemente Modigliani = I'd elongate a detail, eliminate romanticism.

18

  Tyler Severance

4  

Prime youth lore, video games ~ developer Shigeru Miyamoto.

19

  David Bourke

2  

The Australian politician Peter James Dowling = "I'm just a little into red wine...*organic* has appeal!"

 

  Total points:

260 

from 44 votes     (DFE factor: 0.432)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  View

59  

Toyota Supra = A sporty auto.

2

  Larry Brash

25  

Mental cases surviving violence enter ~ Vietnam Veterans Counselling Service.

3

  Dharam Khalsa

18  

Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam = Stern miner or cowboy hates a carrot eater's charm!

3

  David Bourke

18  

The area of 'The Promised Land' = Israel hoped for the mandate.

3

  Ellie Dent

18  

The winter months: December, January and February = If the day's dreary now, remember that June can burn!

6

  Meyran Kraus

16  

Light dawning on Venice = Enchanting view in gold.

6

  Adie Pena

16  

Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers fast food chain = For rows of highly-addicted fans and obese humans.

8

  Rosie Perera

14  

Don't arrive per ~ Denver Airport.

9

  Tyler Severance

13  

Some farm animals 1. Cattle 2. Pig 3. Sheep 4. ... = 1. A meat motif 2. Hams 3. Sheets 4. Caprine 5....

10

  Ed Pegg Jr

12  

Gigantonomiales ~ as in "long time ago".

11

  George Sicherman

11  

Federal Reserve bank notes ~ are keen, beloved transfers.

12

  Christopher Sturdy

10  

Perseids ~ disperse.

13

  Jason Lofts

8  

Anu Garg's 'The Anagram Times' = See, a "gargantuan 'gramsmith"!

14

  Tony Crafter

7  

Michelin Guide Restaurants = Star cuisine. Light menu. Dear!

15

  nedesto

5  

The famous Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, France. = The Seine framed fond architectural panoramas.

16

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

4  

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents = Charity helps it to tide one over concern of safety.

 

  Total points:

254 

from 44 votes     (DFE factor: 0.364)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

46  

Top Five Spielberg Films: 1. Jaws 2. E.T. 3. Jur... = 1. Killer shark 2. Kid in pajamas serves alien ...

2

  Scott Gardner

33  

The Disney Princesses: 1. Snow White 2. Cinde... = 1. Jealous enemy 2. Orphan 3. I sleep up ...

3

  nedesto

28  

This boy's a grocery bagger at an old supermar... ~ Eyeing it, he asks, "Wow, can I help run that ...

3

  David Bourke

28  

The White House's former intern Monica Camille Lewinsky = Mr Clinton came in her mouth with a weekly relief session.

5

  Meyran Kraus

26  

The 5 Best Female Performers In Opera History ... = 5 Sort-Of-Horrid Female Entertainers That Have...

6

  Tyler Severance

15  

To the man buried in stone, no known name to re... ~ the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington N...

7

  Adie Pena

13  

The Three Greatest Songs Of All Time 1. Like a... = 1. A fine folkie theme 2. The Rolling Stones,...

8

  Christopher Sturdy

11  

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was... = Now grand high W Gates, who owned Windows, did...

9

  Jason Lofts

10  

Like these five great social networking and tec... = 1. Fake sex (to mock Weiner) 2. "Go, ogle!" (...

9

  Josiah Winslow

10  

Kidnapper Ariel Castro's home demolished, he is ... = He kept three girls for a decade in his place. ...

11

  Julian Lofts

8  

Judge served up divorce to Nigella Lawson in se... =  Conclude: jowled advertising envoy strangles e...

11

  Ellie Dent

8  

Was Jesus a woman?? He tried to get a message... = Even when Jesus was dead, He had to rise, give...

13

  Tony Crafter

7  

THE 'DIGIARTY' LIST OF THE BEST ACADEMY AWARD W... = 5. Rags-to-riches in India 4. Felt illuminati...

14

  Rosie Perera

2  

International Principles on the Application of ... = Government spies on men in illicit plan. Chin...

 

  Total points:

245 

from 42 votes     (DFE factor: 0.333)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

59  

...

2

  Tony Crafter

29  

"Intelligence is a finite item but stupidness, er... isn't? Yes indeed!" "Er...what's a 'finite'?" (G. BUSH)

3

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

23  

True brains shine at finite light speeds, imbeciles' get used in infinite untested ways

4

  Christopher Sturdy

15  

We identify bitterness against his institute. A smile here belies deep cuts in funding!

4

  Josiah Winslow

15  

I see we can't see all things, but I see, if bad genes return, the mind's stupidity is infinite.

6

  Adie Pena

14  

I can see it in the United States, i.e., get infinite mindless failures by President G. W. Bush!

7

  nedesto

13  

I see nuts tweet, defending her tenets, but I'd guess Sarah Palin's imbecility is infinite.

8

  View

10  

I need smart guides but, hey, I find I get these: brainless, witless, asinine, unfit, inept, etc.!

9

  Meyran Kraus

9  

It seems true, if there's a single Sistine Chapel but infinite nudity in danged websites!

9

  Julian Lofts

9  

I intuit if it's futile, the wise men desist, i.e. Neanderthals can be President, by guessing.

9

  Larry Brash

9  

I suspect Twitter's designed as a teen's fun identity. I see time-filling inane rubbish, eh?

12

  Jason Lofts

8  

He's insane, if super-intelligent - he defined 'e is mc...'. But instead I see twits try abusing it!

12

  Ellie Dent

8  

Scientist, being wise, used ingenuity: established the smart:inept differential in use.

14

  Mark Huffman

7  

What intelligence there is - any tinge - it's deep but satisfied; dumbness sure is infinite.

15

  Tyler Severance

5  

Genuine mindless teens use this Twitter adding asinine, peculiar fib bits they see fit.

 

  Total points:

233 

from 40 votes     (DFE factor: 0.375)

LONG:

1

  Meyran Kraus

33  

Here is the last question for LAPD cadets: "Eccentric computer mogul Jeff Briggs sat at the head of the table in his ma...

2

  Mark Huffman

26  

The most famous DC super heroes in the Justice ... = 1) "Me, human? Umm...no." 2) Most tech, fabu...

3

  nedesto

23  

A police officer arrives upon an evidently terr... = Mickey O'Reilly walks into a bar when he is o...

3

  Adie Pena

23  

The Top Ten Beatles Songs of All Time 10. Whi... = 10. Memorably George 9. Witty LSD ditty 8. ...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

18  

Old Father Norton of the 2nd Congregational Chu... = At the same time, Saint Peter leaned over to ...

5

  Ellie Dent

18  

THE RULES: According to men. Learn to work the... = Whenever possible, say what you have to during...

7

  Tony Crafter

17  

THE SEVEN HUSBANDS OF ELIZABETH TAYLOR 1. Con... = 1. Rich hotel heir 2. Actor ...

8

  Jason Lofts

14  

How to aid (wo)men. Names of six or seven phar... = 1. Near phallic shape 2. I'm agog as my gona...

9

  Tyler Severance

9  

There's a man who leads a life of danger To ev... = ...

10

  Julian Lofts

8  

Some Nasty Uninvited Sexually Transmitted Disea... = A similar sick list of putrid sexual sores: ...

11

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

Nobby Stiles, Roger Hunt, Gordon Banks, Jackie ... = Noble former England heroes beat Germany in p...

 

  Total points:

194 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.324)

SPECIAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

53  

Sonnet to the Moon, Sir Philip Sidney

2

  Adie Pena

37  

SYRIA: A POEM FOR HER by Amin Astewani

3

  Josiah Winslow

27  

Google and Yougle.

4

  Tony Crafter

26  

Two jokes

5

  Tony Crafter

20  

MATCHSTALK MEN AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS By Brian and Michael

6

  Jason Lofts

15  

SAILING by Rod Stewart - the lyrics/words

7

  Christopher Sturdy

10  

There is no Frigate like a Book

8

  Dharam Khalsa

9  

A Woman's Lesson by Nancy Wood

 

  Total points:

197 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.242)

RUDE:

1

  Scott Gardner

27  

The arse = Her seat.

2

  Tony Crafter

22  

“Alison? She's been round the track a few times.” = “I sense this woman's been fucked rather a lot!”

3

  Adie Pena

21  

The pornographic motion picture industry = My prior producer got a hot 'penis-in-cunt' hit!

4

  nedesto

17  

Tut, milady! Not feeling so fresh or clean "up there" yet? = Then try our latest line of female hygiene products!

5

  Julian Lofts

13  

The most unpleasant experiences? = The pox, rectal pus, intense enemas.

6

  Dean Mayer

12  

Shoved a hot finger up = I have found her G-spot

7

  Tyler Severance

11  

A warm cunt inured ones ~ cum stain on underwear.

8

  Meyran Kraus

10  

The professional escort = Poor snatch, it feels sore!

9

  Rick Rothstein

8  

The most unpleasant experiences? ~ Men extol, "An erect penis up the ass!"

10

  View

6  

The female's yoni = Fine, steamy hole.

10

  Christopher Sturdy

6  

Sage and onion stuffing = Gags on a stiff innuendo.

12

  Jason Lofts

5  

Parents: Please stop masturbating on our towels! = Plea to son: Wet spermal stains on toga perturb us!

 

  Total points:

158 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Meyran Kraus

83.79

 

Jason Lofts

30.28

Dharam Khalsa

74.69

 

Rosie Perera

22.55

Tony Crafter

63.88

 

Josiah Winslow

20.25

Scott Gardner

62.82

 

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

18.78

Adie Pena

60.51

 

Larry Brash

18.24

nedesto

58.94

 

David Bourke

16.74

Christopher Sturdy

56.27

 

Ivan Andonov

15.84

Julian Lofts

45.04

 

George Sicherman

12.00

View

40.16

 

Rick Rothstein

10.05

Ellie Dent

36.37

 

Ed Pegg Jr

7.92

Tyler Severance

33.49

 

Dean Mayer

5.14

Mark Huffman

31.48

 

Zoran Radisavlevic

4.32

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Scott Gardner

3

1

0

Meyran Kraus

3

0

1

Dharam Khalsa

2

0

1

Christopher Sturdy

1

0

0

View

1

0

0

Adie Pena

0

2

2

Mark Huffman

0

2

0

Tony Crafter

0

2

0

nedesto

0

1

3

Julian Lofts

0

1

1

Larry Brash

0

1

0

David Bourke

0

0

2

Ellie Dent

0

0

1

Ivan Andonov

0

0

1

Josiah Winslow

0

0

1

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

0

0

1

Rosie Perera

0

0

1


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