| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | nedesto | 71 | Top four zoo animals: 1. An elephant 2. Gorilla ... = 1. Tons o' poo 2. Amazing ape 3. Thrilling feli... |
2 | Scott Gardner | 50 | One's valentine = An intense love. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 45 | Malnourishment = The norm in a slum. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | Set in one's ways = "New" isn't so easy. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 32 | The probiotic supplement ~ helps butt emit nicer poop. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Report: "UFOs came ~ from outer space!" |
7 | nedesto | 24 | Flowers unfold = Full of wonders. |
8 | nedesto | 23 | Frosted cupcake = Fructose-packed. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 22 | An apple for the teacher = Real cheap of the parent! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 21 | Gun rights = Thugs grin. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Compensation claim = A complaint comes in. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 11 | Giant hornets = Another sting. |
Total points: | 379 | from 64 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 87 | The fictional hero James Bond = I often charm ladies on the job. |
2 | Dean Mayer | 68 | The Eurovision Song Contest = Voting's so contentious here. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Walt Disney's animated motion picture 'The Lion King' = Mildly cute songs, with an opinionated meerkat in it! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 35 | A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens = Characters are sickly child, man, boss. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 31 | The Monopoly game = Money; map; hotel; "Go!" |
6 | Adie Pena | 28 | The Simpsons: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie = Matt Groening has made prime roles a big smash! |
7 | Adie Pena | 24 | Alfred Hitchcock Presents = Half-decent script shocker. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 20 | Wilfred Owen's Anthem for Doomed Youth = So they mourn men led off to war who died. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 16 | Pablo Picasso, Three Musicians = A painter's cubism phase is cool! |
10 | Jason Lofts | 15 | Cary Grant outed = Actor turned gay. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 8 | New Line's Hobbit = Bilbo in the news. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The Surrealist, M. Henri Rousseau = Treasure his sheer luminous art. |
Total points: | 374 | from 63 votes |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 71 | The brilliant, prized results: 4-1 Montenegro, 2-0 Poland = Thrilled England supporters on to meet in Brazil, 2014 |
2 | Tony Crafter | 46 | The passing of Nelson Mandela = As one man's long life path ends. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | President Obama's second administration = A man promised to end a nation's debt crisis. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 43 | Monty Python reunite to pay off their mortgages = Sort of pithy-potty-humor-generating-money feat. |
5 | Adie Pena | 30 | Oscar Leonard Carl Pistorius and Reeva Steenkamp = As police ask, "Can a star sprinter murder a loved one?" |
6 | Adie Pena | 25 | South American Pope ~ has impact on Europe. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Air strategy = Target Syria. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The Assad regime = Gas is made there. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 19 | Nukes are not a help in ~ the Korean Peninsula. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | Many courts call the man an opportunistic predator = Commentary on Stuart Hall's inappropriate conduct. |
9 | nedesto | 19 | Glee star Cory Monteith is dead = Actor's demise in hotel tragedy. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | President Nelson Mandela = Spent old man lies near end. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Plane lands without landing gear in New Jersey = And a jet spilling oil endangers the new runway. |
Total points: | 380 | from 64 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 66 | Mandela, the president of South Africa = "The land of our fathers is emancipated." |
2 | Larry Brash | 51 | Professor Stephen Hawking = He gets known for his papers. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 50 | South African president Mandela = "Let's condemn apartheid as unfair!" |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | Pope Francis the First = Perfect for saintship. |
5 | nedesto | 34 | German physicist Albert Einstein = This gentleman I respect is brainy. |
6 | Larry Brash | 32 | The Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford = Moron, or dotty, or off to rehab? |
7 | Adie Pena | 27 | I hate sharks and ~ the Kardashians. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 20 | The 1st - sprinter Oscar Pistorius = He is absolute top suspect in Pretoria murder. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 20 | Private Bradley "Chelsea" Manning = Serviceman helping betray a land. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Prometheus = The Supremo. |
11 | Adie Pena | 7 | President Obama = A pro; Biden's mate. |
12 | Larry Brash | 5 | Annette Funicello = Nice teen fun to all. |
Total points: | 361 | from 61 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 73 | The American fast food giant McDonalds = Digest a ton of fat and random chemicals. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 55 | 'Stonehenge', the World Heritage Site at Salisbury = Truly eerie, as in: 'How'd those giant slabs get there?' |
3 | Tony Crafter | 51 | I can eliminate halitosis with pure, strong ~ Listerine Original Antiseptic Mouthwash! |
4 | Adie Pena | 30 | TIME Magazine's Person of the Year ~ emphasizes anyone of great merit. |
5 | nedesto | 26 | Worlds best-selling autos: 1. Model T 2. Beetle 3. Corolla = 1. Cool roadsters 2. One little bug 3. Well-assembled lot |
6 | View | 23 | Toyota Supra = A sporty auto. |
7 | nedesto | 22 | The Vatican's College of Cardinals = God's half-secret Italian conclave. |
8 | Adie Pena | 19 | Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, London = Other noble lads speak here on stage. |
9 | Adie Pena | 14 | A Gibson electric guitar = Suitable in a gig? Correct. |
10 | Larry Brash | 12 | Google Earth = Goal? Go there! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The Global Positioning Systems = Smooth going by satellite's spin. |
12 | nedesto | 7 | Lamb of God threatened at ~ the Battle of Armageddon. |
13 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Vatican's palace = A place is vacant |
Total points: | 350 | from 59 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 47 | The cast of Monty Python 1. John Marwood Cleese ... = 1. Dejected divorcee 2. Wrote Spamalot 3. Jolly... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 42 | The Five Most Recent Presidents of the USA 1. Ro... = 1. A former B-movie actor. 2. GWB's father 3. J... |
3 | Scott Gardner | 37 | Seven virtues: 1. Chastity 2. Temperance 3. Char... = 1. Virginity 2. Halt the undesired 3. Humanity ... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | The richest people in the world: 1. Bill Gates 2... = 1. Smart PC nerd 2. Fat cellphone bigwig 3. Sup... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | Top Five Spielberg Films: 1. Jaws 2. E.T. 3. Jur... = 1. Killer shark 2. Kid in pajamas serves alien ... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 27 | THE SEVEN CONTINENTS OF THE WORLD 1. Africa 2. E... = 1. Oh man, I'm hot! 2. A pariah 3. A future thr... |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | 10 Plagues of Egypt 1. Blood 2. Frogs 3. Lice 4.... = 10 Blights of Modern Life 1. Cancer 2. Obesity ... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | Most famous artworks by Da Vinci: 1. Mona Lisa 2... = 1. Attractive smile 2. Savior's fabled lunch 3.... |
9 | nedesto | 24 | The Signs of the Ecliptic: 1. Aries 2. Taurus 3.... = 1. Ram 2. Steer 3. Pair 4. Carcinogenic 5. Big ... |
10 | Scott Gardner | 16 | 1. Mona Lisa 2. Starry Night 3. The Last Supper ... = 1. A portrait 2. Southeast France 3. Mural 4. A... |
Total points: | 304 | from 51 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR... = REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE PERMITTED IN THE... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 32 | LAWS OF PHYSICS FOR CATS If physics even applies... = Law of Cat Acceleration A cat will accelerate,... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 29 | A CAT'S DIARY Day Nine-Nine-Three of Captivity!... = There was an assembly of their accomplices ton... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 25 | For decades, two heroic statues, one male and on... = A Scots Guardsman attired in full dress unifor... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 23 | THINGS THAT DOGS NEED TO REMEMBER I will not pl... = I won't eat any more cast-off socks and redepo... |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Here is the last question for LAPD cadets: "Eccentric computer mogul Jeff Briggs sat at the head of the table in his ma... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The elderly couple, who had been courting a long... = I got dancing with an older woman at a club la... |
8 | nedesto | 16 | Harry was finally going to be a groom and he was... = While Charley was at a marriage seminar, every... |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Why American Football Is Better Than World Footb... = Why World Football Is Better Than American Foo... |
Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 46 | "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedi... |
2 | nedesto | 37 | crossword |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | For the 1 year anniversary of Neil Armstrong's death, the poem Sonnet to the Moon is anagrammed into a sonnet that celeb... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 25 | 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS By Clement Clarke Moore |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Dante Gabriel Rossetti's sonnet 'The Vase of Life' anagrammed into a sonnet about a Ming Vase with two relevant constrai... |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | A POEM FOR MARTIN RICHARD by Angela Beegle |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 57 | A foot-long erection = Too large to confine. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 45 | First base, second base, third base, home run = Share embrace, nose breasts, find bush, do it! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | The film actresses of porno = Lots of sperm on their faces. |
4 | View | 37 | Multiple orgasm = Emit plural OMG's? |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 27 | "I can please her four times a night" = Hearing it puts a smile on her face :-) |
6 | Adie Pena | 24 | The hairless beaver = She reveals her bait. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | A woman's sighs matter = It's what Orgasm means. |
8 | View | 21 | Weird fantasies = Wife and a sister. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 16 | The arse = Her seat. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The hooters of old Gran = Those drag on the floor! |
11 | nedesto | 14 | Models unrobing = Big round melons! |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | One steel vibrator = Lover on batteries! |
Total points: | 326 | from 55 votes |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 31 | The brilliant, prized results: 4-1 Montenegro, 2-0 Poland = Thrilled England supporters on to meet in Brazil, 2014 |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | The American fast food giant McDonalds = Digest a ton of fat and random chemicals. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Malnourishment = The norm in a slum. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | The fictional hero James Bond = I often charm ladies on the job. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | I can eliminate halitosis with pure, strong ~ Listerine Original Antiseptic Mouthwash! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The passing of Nelson Mandela = As one man's long life path ends. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Walt Disney's animated motion picture 'The Lion King' = Mildly cute songs, with an opinionated meerkat in it! |
8 | Scott Gardner | 9 | Seven virtues: 1. Chastity 2. Temperance 3. Char... = 1. Virginity 2. Halt the undesired 3. Humanity ... |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Set in one's ways = "New" isn't so easy. |
10 | Dean Mayer | 9 | The Eurovision Song Contest = Voting's so contentious here. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The Five Most Recent Presidents of the USA 1. Ro... = 1. A former B-movie actor. 2. GWB's father 3. J... |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Mandela, the president of South Africa = "The land of our fathers is emancipated." |
13 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The cast of Monty Python 1. John Marwood Cleese ... = 1. Dejected divorcee 2. Wrote Spamalot 3. Jolly... |
14 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Monty Python reunite to pay off their mortgages = Sort of pithy-potty-humor-generating-money feat. |
15 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | 10 Plagues of Egypt 1. Blood 2. Frogs 3. Lice 4.... = 10 Blights of Modern Life 1. Cancer 2. Obesity ... |
16 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | President Obama's second administration = A man promised to end a nation's debt crisis. |
17 | Scott Gardner | 6 | One's valentine = An intense love. |
18 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | South African president Mandela = "Let's condemn apartheid as unfair!" |
19 | nedesto | 6 | Flowers unfold = Full of wonders. |
20 | View | 6 | Toyota Supra = A sporty auto. |
21 | Adie Pena | 6 | TIME Magazine's Person of the Year ~ emphasizes anyone of great merit. |
22 | nedesto | 6 | Top four zoo animals: 1. An elephant 2. Gorilla ... = 1. Tons o' poo 2. Amazing ape 3. Thrilling feli... |
23 | Tony Crafter | 5 | 'Stonehenge', the World Heritage Site at Salisbury = Truly eerie, as in: 'How'd those giant slabs get there?' |
24 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Cary Grant outed = Actor turned gay. |
25 | Larry Brash | 5 | Professor Stephen Hawking = He gets known for his papers. |
26 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Air strategy = Target Syria. |
27 | Adie Pena | 5 | South American Pope ~ has impact on Europe. |
28 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Many courts call the man an opportunistic predator = Commentary on Stuart Hall's inappropriate conduct. |
29 | Adie Pena | 4 | I hate sharks and ~ the Kardashians. |
30 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | The richest people in the world: 1. Bill Gates 2... = 1. Smart PC nerd 2. Fat cellphone bigwig 3. Sup... |
31 | Scott Gardner | 3 | Pablo Picasso, Three Musicians = A painter's cubism phase is cool! |
32 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Report: "UFOs came ~ from outer space!" |
33 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Top Five Spielberg Films: 1. Jaws 2. E.T. 3. Jur... = 1. Killer shark 2. Kid in pajamas serves alien ... |
34 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Prometheus = The Supremo. |
35 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | The Assad regime = Gas is made there. |
36 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | Pope Francis the First = Perfect for saintship. |
37 | Rosie Perera | 3 | The probiotic supplement ~ helps butt emit nicer poop. |
38 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens = Characters are sickly child, man, boss. |
39 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Wilfred Owen's Anthem for Doomed Youth = So they mourn men led off to war who died. |
40 | nedesto | 2 | German physicist Albert Einstein = This gentleman I respect is brainy. |
41 | Larry Brash | 2 | Google Earth = Goal? Go there! |
42 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Nukes are not a help in ~ the Korean Peninsula. |
43 | Adie Pena | 2 | Oscar Leonard Carl Pistorius and Reeva Steenkamp = As police ask, "Can a star sprinter murder a loved one?" |
44 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Plane lands without landing gear in New Jersey = And a jet spilling oil endangers the new runway. |
45 | nedesto | 2 | The Vatican's College of Cardinals = God's half-secret Italian conclave. |
46 | nedesto | 2 | Worlds best-selling autos: 1. Model T 2. Beetle 3. Corolla = 1. Cool roadsters 2. One little bug 3. Well-assembled lot |
47 | Scott Gardner | 1 | 1. Mona Lisa 2. Starry Night 3. The Last Supper ... = 1. A portrait 2. Southeast France 3. Mural 4. A... |
48 | Scott Gardner | 1 | New Line's Hobbit = Bilbo in the news. |
49 | Adie Pena | 1 | Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, London = Other noble lads speak here on stage. |
50 | Ellie Dent | 1 | Gun rights = Thugs grin. |
51 | nedesto | 1 | Glee star Cory Monteith is dead = Actor's demise in hotel tragedy. |
52 | Larry Brash | 1 | The Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford = Moron, or dotty, or off to rehab? |
Total points: | 299 | from 51 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedi... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | For the 1 year anniversary of Neil Armstrong's death, the poem Sonnet to the Moon is anagrammed into a sonnet that celeb... |
3 | nedesto | 22 | crossword |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR... = REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE PERMITTED IN THE... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | For decades, two heroic statues, one male and on... = A Scots Guardsman attired in full dress unifor... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 10 | LAWS OF PHYSICS FOR CATS If physics even applies... = Law of Cat Acceleration A cat will accelerate,... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | A CAT'S DIARY Day Nine-Nine-Three of Captivity!... = There was an assembly of their accomplices ton... |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Dante Gabriel Rossetti's sonnet 'The Vase of Life' anagrammed into a sonnet about a Ming Vase with two relevant constrai... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS By Clement Clarke Moore |
10 | Adie Pena | 8 | A POEM FOR MARTIN RICHARD by Angela Beegle |
11 | nedesto | 6 | Harry was finally going to be a groom and he was... = While Charley was at a marriage seminar, every... |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | Here is the last question for LAPD cadets: "Eccentric computer mogul Jeff Briggs sat at the head of the table in his ma... |
13 | Tony Crafter | 3 | The elderly couple, who had been courting a long... = I got dancing with an older woman at a club la... |
14 | Ellie Dent | 2 | THINGS THAT DOGS NEED TO REMEMBER I will not pl... = I won't eat any more cast-off socks and redepo... |
15 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | Why American Football Is Better Than World Footb... = Why World Football Is Better Than American Foo... |
Total points: | 156 | from 27 votes |
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