| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Dean Mayer | 23 | Money - having lots ~ may solve nothing. |
2 | Ed Pegg Jr | 21 | Non-euclidean geometries = I see triangle come undone. |
3 | Larry Brash | 14 | Factitious Disorder = First road to suicide. |
4 | nedesto | 13 | Diner claims: "Serving all breakfast food at any time" = Maybe I'll ask for grits and toast in Medieval France. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 10 | A pastry chef's ~ crafty shapes. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Letting go of your anger = To get along, ignore fury. |
7 | View | 9 | Never pay for pleasure = As any, prefer pure love. |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | The final destination ~ ain't an end to this life. |
9 | Jason Lofts | 7 | The sexiest woman alive ‡ i.e. vixen who mates least. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 6 | Posted bail = Lots be paid. |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | The demonologist = I met one old ghost. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | The idiom "Having more fun than a barrel of monkeys" = Darn many of human origin behave sort of like them! |
Total points: | 128 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.545) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Bob Geldof rehashes 'Do They Know It's Christmas' again = Oh bother! We're sick of this same ghastly Band Aid song! |
2 | Jason Lofts | 17 | Young Australian actor Chris Hemsworth = Oh, that muscular Norwegian Thor is scary! |
3 | Julian Lofts | 14 | Kerouac's novel 'On the Road' = One hooked us on car travel. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 12 | The portrait of the Mona Lisa = Oh, art of the oil paint master! |
5 | nedesto | 10 | ... = ... |
5 | Tyler Severance | 10 | Game of Thrones = Oh man, gore fest. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | The Creation of Adam mural in the Sistine Chapel = One Italian depicts the miracle of human hearts. |
7 | Adie Pena | 9 | Robert Wise's "The Sound of Music" = But witness choruses of "Do Re Mi"! |
9 | Larry Brash | 7 | Nurse Ratched ~ scared her nut. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The old song: "I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover" = Monitoring of leaves for overall good luck, eh? |
9 | View | 7 | "The Nutty Professor" = Top fun's story there. |
12 | David Bourke | 6 | The Australian actor Christopher Thomas Hemsworth = Tools-up with that hammer as his Norse character Thor. |
13 | Dean Mayer | 3 | Racing teammates Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton = German / English in combat - it's some war declaration! |
14 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Battle Hymn of the Republic by Julia Ward Howe = July Fourth, babe. Why, we'll be damn patriotic, eh? |
Total points: | 130 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.636) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 27 | New York's weather = Rather snowy week. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 18 | No indictment in Ferguson = Tension from gun incident. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | The Hamas soldier = Israel had me shot. |
4 | David Bourke | 10 | Kimberly Kardashian-West's rather large bottom = That big ass merits her only workable trademark. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Reports said ~ riots spread. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Pussy Riot to meet with Julian Assange in London = Stunt! We need hooligans to join rapist in asylum. |
6 | View | 9 | Ferguson, Missouri = US so grim, US on fire. |
8 | nedesto | 7 | The USA mid-term elections = Senate is much more tilted. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Upstate New York's snowstorm = Nature system now stops work. |
10 | Adie Pena | 5 | A Thanksgiving Day celebration in the U.S. = I can have it - a big turkey and nothing less! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 4 | November has ended and the run-up to Christmas begins = Is it sheer enchantment or humbug and bad overspends? |
12 | Tyler Severance | 3 | The Ebola and ISIS topics = Teachable dispositions! |
13 | Larry Brash | 2 | AC/CD's Phillip Hugh Norman Rudd = Chill hip chap on drug and drums. |
Total points: | 127 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.591) |
1 | Adie Pena | 25 | Kimberly Kardashian West = Think remarkably wide ass. |
2 | View | 20 | Mike Tyson = I sent my KO! (Awardsmaster Choice Award) |
3 | Julian Lofts | 16 | President Ashraf Ghani = Transpired he is Afghan. |
4 | nedesto | 13 | Kimberly Kardashian West = Bare naked with a sly smirk! |
5 | Larry Brash | 11 | Amanda Laura Bynes = Um.... already bananas! |
6 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Kim Kardashian West is ~ skank with ass I admire. |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro = Her son's an anodyne mulatto. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The President of Russia, Vladimir Putin = Diminutive profile (and that surprises?) |
8 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Honest Abe Lincoln, the USA President = A plain truth: one's been shot, silenced. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Priestess Pythia of the Oracle of Delphi = i.e: Holy prophet - I forecasted life's paths. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | Heroic swing felt good to ~ the golf icon Tiger Woods. |
Total points: | 122 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.524) |
1 | Larry Brash | 20 | Munchausen's Syndrome = Shun my madness... no cure! |
2 | Jason Lofts | 19 | Oregon's Death With Dignity Law = We're aiding that lot who's dying. |
3 | nedesto | 17 | A German Panzer Division = More raping Nazis invade. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Tour buses in the Grand Canyon = Turning once around the abyss. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Diabetic retinopathy = Tirade by the optician! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The single-seat Supermarine Spitfire aeroplane = A senior, elite fighter-plane; supreme in past eras. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Children of Domestic Violence ~ considered home conflict evil. |
8 | View | 6 | Gail's Kitchen = i.e. Light snack. |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | The mascot and logo Mr. Peanut = Good match to a Planters menu. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Ketamine is a common date rape drug = I am Romeo, sedating a naked crumpet. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 4 | The Port of New Orleans = A lot prefer now, honest! |
Total points: | 119 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.550) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | The Five Top Grossing Films Of All Time 1. Ava... = 1. Fantastic VR realm 2. 2 people in love on ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 17 | The man and his wife had a silly row. She phone... = "Now hold on darling," chimed the wife's ma, "... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 16 | DOGS and CATS are better than children: Eat l... = Don't demand the trendiest gear, try to take ... |
4 | David Bourke | 14 | Kim Kardashian tries to "break the internet" wi... = Irksome whore. I think that her butt appears ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Belongings I found upstairs in the bottom drawer... = Obituaries Documents Grandpa's ashes Fetid wedd... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 7 | Those cruel Nazi leaders: Heinrich Himmler; Rei... = Rash, inhuman henchmen of shrill, crazed Herr ... |
7 | Adie Pena | 5 | SIX FAMOUS GENIUSES YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE PERVER... = 6. Sexify our wee teen. 5. Ew! Gross juicy pa... |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | Some wholesome things you might find stored insi... = It's dinner food: Dairy items Smoothie Herring ... |
8 | Larry Brash | 4 | Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to ... = Never hurt a loose cat or any type of insect, ... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Vladimir Putin tops the Forbes Most Powerful Li... = Fact: absolutist oppressor drafts evil mandate... |
11 | Rosie Perera | 1 | NYTimes Issues Correction Over Fake Kanye West ... = Admit we've taken buttocks satire from that On... |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.611) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | ... = courier>... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Oh, it's a worthy belief, yet it's one without substance. Ignore the bourgeoisie waffle; what he means is, we're just s... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 9 | LIFE - it is but fisticuffs. A tale, that he sees as we age. Yesteryear has gone. Tomorrow won't be with us. Ooh, just... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 8 | # (a hash) tweet - "The eerie insinuations a few women weave about Bill Cosby suggest he just has to offer wittier lie... |
4 | nedesto | 8 | He's taught us to enjoy life to its fullest ... |
6 | Larry Brash | 6 | "I say we reject them without a hesitation: feeble shouts of buffoons; Eighties loonies; suave New Age tweet twits." - L... |
7 | Jason Lofts | 5 | "Hush, therefore I say it's time we began to use innate foresight, flee Ebola, etc. We wish to save our butts, i.e. why ... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Essay: Life is the journey, the battle too, but it becomes a lot easier when we serve others. Finish it out effusin... |
9 | David Bourke | 3 | Woe! When, as a wee sweet infant, through schools, to the grave, obituaries...this life of lies is just an utter wast... |
9 | View | 3 | You just can't forget that life is easier with high emotion; nest with your sweet housewife, sweetest lass, one favora... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 3 | If we are able to hit a comet with a tiny vessel (oh boy, a genius!), just what other feasible stuff is there to greet ... |
9 | Adie Pena | 3 | "Ambition is the last refuge of the failure." Just a weighty, unwise thesis by the observant Oscar W. who we often see ... |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | The average fellow is unaware of his own health issues, so it's best if we rectify that. Better yet, join us! Go out;... |
Total points: | 95 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.812) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Three dead bodies arrived at a mortuary, all wi... = Tim, an old Irishman, is lying at home on his... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Eleven hapless women were clinging fast to a wi... = For a few moments there was a worrying silen... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | ... = 1. B. Dylan intones it 2. Jagger's cool mott... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Meanest riddle: Armed, enlisted Middle Easter... = trials emended, slant remedied, item slande... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | How to Cook Your Turkey Step 1. First, go to ... = Step 10. Glass yourself another get of wine ... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 7 | Ainu Aleut Aramaic Arapaho Balinese Balti ... = Akan Ancient Greek Apache Arabic Bai Bin... |
5 | Larry Brash | 7 | Top Ten Best and Most Famous Australian Export... = 1. Strange inedible junk. 2. Make fingers sm... |
8 | Adie Pena | 3 | Q: How big is Kim Kardashian's butt? A: Her s... = Q: How big is Kim Kardashian's butt? A: Whe... |
Total points: | 89 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.533) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | To Germany [WWI poem] |
2 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Irish Jokes |
3 | Tony Crafter | 10 | THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING By Nancy Sinatra |
4 | Jason Lofts | 9 | The White House Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The Georges by Walter Savage Landor |
6 | Adie Pena | 2 | ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL |
Total points: | 78 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | David Bourke | 19 | The American First Lady, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson = Obama can fill her cunt (and similar holes) every night. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The online pornography site = It's helping a poor horny teen. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Barack Hussein Obama's ~ knob has uraemia, scabs. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Kim Kardashian West reveals that famous derrier... = "Her arse! It's, like, ... |
5 | Adie Pena | 8 | The mega keister = See the great Kim! |
5 | nedesto | 8 | The ... = 'Cos I'll cram my todger up a ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | To tread in 'something' = I mean 'rotten dog shit'. |
8 | View | 2 | The vaginismus ‡ Amusive nights. |
9 | Tyler Severance | 0 | Casting couch backroom = Orgasm/cock chub action. |
Total points: | 82 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.643) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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