Anagrammy Leaders' Board - March, 2015 - 28 votes cast

28 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

29  

The cigar consumer = Cancer sure got him.

2

  Tony Crafter

22  

Fragrant diffuser sprays for use in the home = Guy freshens up his room after a friend farts!

3

  Rick Rothstein

19  

Presidential pardon = Depart prison in deal.

3

  Dharam Khalsa

19  

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? = We said, "Only one, but she'll tighten it backwards." Boom!

5

  Jason Lofts

15  

Fluorescent orange = Gee, aren't colors fun?

6

  Larry Brash

13  

Releasing flatus = See us all farting.

7

  View

12  

Is there life on Mars? = It's aliens! From here!

7

  Ellie Dent

12  

Ignore trolls ~ or lots linger.

7

  David Bourke

12  

How many David Camerons does it take to screw i... = I'm sorry David, change isn't allowed...as the...

10

  Tyler Severance

8  

A damn shame = He's a madman!

11

  Adie Pena

4  

Awesome mind ‡ Damn! Woe is me!

12

  Rosie Perera

2  

Ultimate maraschino pieces in ~ the Italian spumoni ice creams.

 

  Total points:

167 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Tony Crafter

37  

Tony Blair's autobiography 'A Journey' = 'Our Years in a Top Job' by a lying author.

2

  Mark Huffman

23  

"Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice" = "Us? Bravest two DC men, in fun pajamas!"

2

  Jesse Frankovich

23  

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope = We arise, stop Vader, his weapon.

4

  David Bourke

22  

The Miles Davis L.P. recording 'Kind of Blue' = Bill Evans performed on it, did huge licks!

5

  Rob Bretveld

20  

"The Walking Dead" television series = Hostile devils die, reawaken, ingest.

6

  Dharam Khalsa

16  

Dr. Seuss' children's story "Green Eggs and Ham" = Listeners gag "Gross!" and hens shudder "Mercy!"

7

  Adie Pena

10  

Rock group 'Blood, Sweat and Tears' = Band to also produce great works.

8

  Julian Lofts

8  

The most famous Whistler portraits are ~ white or of the artist's Mum or a pert lass.

 

  Total points:

159 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.286)

TOPICAL:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

31  

Senate Republicans = True incapableness.

2

  Dean Mayer

19  

Lufthansa pilots = That painful loss.

3

  Larry Brash

18  

Germanwings co-pilot, Andreas Lubitz = Pilot Two indulging brazen massacre.

3

  Rosie Perera

18  

Boko Haram Pledges Allegiance To ISIS = Compare goals: it also likes beheading.

5

  Dharam Khalsa

17  

The speculations as to Vladimir Putin's whereabouts = I sure doubt he went out to visit Ms. Sarah Palin's place!

6

  Adie Pena

14  

Police Chief Thomas Jackson resigns = The champion of classic jerks is gone!

7

  Rick Rothstein

12  

The Tunis massacre = Ah nuts! It scares me!

8

  Tony Crafter

11  

Angelina has her ovaries, fallopian tubes removed ~ as a brave means to live longer (and is hopeful, I hear)

9

  Julian Lofts

8  

A co-pilot's ~ so topical.

10

  Ellie Dent

7  

The solar eclipse on the first day of Spring = Reports here of instances of light display.

11

  Maurice Goddard

6  

Friday March thirteenth is soon approaching! = Threat is, horrific things may, can, or do happen?

12

  Jason Lofts

3  

The Lufthansa subsidiary Germanwings = Rash humans flying in Airbus get wasted.

13

  David Bourke

0  

The singer Zayn Malik, he has quit One Direction = The reason? In another sleazy midnight quickie.

 

  Total points:

164 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.464)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

23  

Author Christopher E. Hitchens = Atheist hero; he isn't pro-church.

2

  Ellie Dent

18  

The writer, Dr Maya Angelou = Literary woman rated huge.

2

  Adie Pena

18  

The British actor Daniel Wroughton Craig = A routine Bond with character got his girl.

4

  David Bourke

16  

Fiona Butler, the girl in the Athena tennis poster = Titillating up there near the net...has no briefs on!

5

  View

15  

The actor Kevin Michael Costner = Check one rich talent, movie star.

6

  Dharam Khalsa

14  

The Germanwings co-pilot Andreas GŁnter Lubitz = Brazen suicidal plunge (got his treatment wrong).

6

  Rosie Perera

14  

Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz = Craziest intrepid dude can't lead.

8

  Jason Lofts

13  

The Kardashian clan = Hi, naked charlatans!

8

  Larry Brash

13  

John Marwood Cleese = Jocose old man... where?

10

  Tony Crafter

12  

Former pacifist leader Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi = Grand Mahatma: "No crap, I had India freed from shackles!"

11

  Julian Lofts

3  

The Italian atheist and academic Umberto Eco is ~ both laureate/semiotician and media catechist.

 

  Total points:

159 

from 27 votes     (DFE factor: 0.407)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Tony Crafter

36  

The Presidential White House, Washington DC, America = This residence has a man with huge power located in it.

2

  David Bourke

25  

The British Broadcasting Corporation = It bins that rich, sardonic Top Gear boor.

2

  Adie Pena

25  

The Silk Road, the Asian Continent = Links trade onto China in the East.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

19  

International Day of Happiness = An appeal: No tension this Friday.

5

  Jason Lofts

15  

Tesla Model S = Some stalled.

6

  Jesse Frankovich

11  

The United States Capitol Building = A debt-cutting-dispute site on a hill.

6

  Rosie Perera

11  

National Flood Insurance Program = Plan for natural doom: rising ocean.

8

  Rick Rothstein

10  

The new Alfa Romeo Spider = Headline: Fast, more power.

9

  Julian Lofts

0  

Rolls Royce Wraith Drophead Coupe = Car hype: "heroic power" - adults drool.

 

  Total points:

152 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.346)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

41  

Paddy: "Oi found dis posh new Cartier pen, is i... ~ ...

2

  Adie Pena

26  

I am predicting that very soon the cyber giants ... ~ in great countries to give birth to a publicly...

3

  Jesse Frankovich

22  

May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks tha... = May you summon not harm 'Bout but very good c...

4

  Dharam Khalsa

16  

Dad buys Tesco bananas infested with spiders wh... = And see, our U.S. husbands wish to retire in C...

5

  Jason Lofts

12  

A red setter is poisoned at the Crufts Dog Show... = Murder? Canine pathologist's food/water tests ...

6

  Julian Lofts

11  

'Top Gear' Hosts 1. Jeremy Clarkson 2. James ... = 1. Mr 'Yahoo Dickhead' 2. Mr 'Lean Jargony Je...

7

  Maurice Goddard

8  

Inside rural Britain's greener fresher woodlands... ~ Divine bluebells and fragrant primroses flower ...

 

  Total points:

136 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.292)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Tony Crafter

21  

Designer ethics say so. Call me a puny technophobe but I like wearing only basic gear."

2

  Jesse Frankovich

20  

We are the Borg. You'll be linking data by occupying a machine. Resistance is hopeless.

3

  Dharam Khalsa

17  

...

4

  Adie Pena

13  

Yes, we're aging considerably -- many sick people using bluetooth in basic healthcare.

5

  Rob Bretveld

11  

Shows such as "Knight Rider" became really appealing to beguile any boy into science.

5

  Larry Brash

11  

A nice watch, design either by Google or Apple... likely to be a success in brainy humans.

7

  David Bourke

10  

~ chaps like eyeing-up nearby girls/women on a beach, shot in absolute digital secrecy!"

8

  Ellie Dent

9  

In this busy, sociable cyber age, ladies, trying the new Apple magic enhances our look!

9

  Christopher Sturdy

8  

~ once it 'enhances my brain', I desire any rubbish you like. Google Glass, Apple Watch etc...

10

  View

3  

~ ironically, we (rich plebeians) choose it, buy it, place 'n' hung gadgets on arms, beak, eyes!

10

  Jason Lofts

3  

"I see you all yelling using bespoke chronometers with a screen and big capacity. Bah!"

12

  Julian Lofts

2  

I'm heinous. I say wannabes are collecting rubbishy, hokey, electronic Apple gadgets

12

  Maurice Goddard

2  

~ a cute booby shapely lass in a pink, crimson, blue, or green wig, is the eye-catching deal!"

14

  Rosie Perera

1  

We may basically need to be hyper-social, in touch in the sack, gab in our sleep! (Snigger!)

 

  Total points:

131 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.609)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

37  

HAVING THE LAST LAUGH I went into a supermar... = HAVING THE LAST WORD A sales rep, an admi...

2

  Julian Lofts

25  

A Selection of Twenty Two of The Most Beautiful... = Rationale: 1. Gigantic Polynesian folklore d...

3

  Jesse Frankovich

18  

The Top Ten Most Influential Scientists: 10. ... = 10. Radioactive insight 9. AI machine test ...

4

  Ellie Dent

16  

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyon... = Five days later, the circus owner goes back t...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

12  

... = ...

6

  Jason Lofts

7  

... = Very economical yet evocative verse by the au...

7

  Adie Pena

5  

The 10 Best Spring Break Destinations, North Am... = 1. A chichi Hollywood-meets-Barcelona feel 2...

 

  Total points:

120 

from 20 votes     (DFE factor: 0.350)

SPECIAL:

1

  Tony Crafter

41  

A STRANGE WILD SONG By Lewis Carroll

2

  Adie Pena

22  

PART TWO: NATURE

3

  Jesse Frankovich

20  

KISS ME, I'M IRISH Gaelic Storm

4

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

How Heavy The Days

5

  Julian Lofts

7  

Remember

6

  Rosie Perera

6  

"May the luck of the Irish...

 

  Total points:

107 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.316)

RUDE:

1

  Tony Crafter

26  

Erections in sleep = Penile secretions.

2

  Christopher Sturdy

25  

Happy scorer ~ pops a cherry. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  Jason Lofts

16  

Man tugs on erect ~ tumescent organ.

4

  View

13  

Penis enters the vagina = Is penetrating heavens!

5

  Adie Pena

12  

Intimately renounce ~ an untimely erection!

6

  Larry Brash

11  

A box of tissues ~ If so, sex's about!

7

  Rick Rothstein

10  

The male's fantasies = A female... tits n' ass, eh?

8

  Julian Lofts

4  

The United States of America = A fee satiated her moist cunt.

9

  Jesse Frankovich

2  

The United States Capitol Building = Institutional place budgeted shit.

 

  Total points:

119 

from 20 votes     (DFE factor: 0.450)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

104.80

 

Rick Rothstein

21.68

Jesse Frankovich

78.68

 

Rosie Perera

21.23

Adie Pena

56.65

 

View

18.93

Dharam Khalsa

55.58

 

Christopher Sturdy

16.12

Jason Lofts

33.29

 

Rob Bretveld

12.41

David Bourke

32.69

 

Dean Mayer

8.82

Larry Brash

30.87

 

Mark Huffman

6.57

Ellie Dent

26.80

 

Maurice Goddard

6.34

Julian Lofts

24.41

 

Tyler Severance

3.43

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

7

1

0

Jesse Frankovich

3

2

3

Adie Pena

0

4

0

Christopher Sturdy

0

1

0

David Bourke

0

1

0

Dean Mayer

0

1

0

Ellie Dent

0

1

0

Julian Lofts

0

1

0

Mark Huffman

0

1

0

Dharam Khalsa

0

0

2

Jason Lofts

0

0

1

Larry Brash

0

0

1

Rick Rothstein

0

0

1

Rosie Perera

0

0

1


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