Anagrammy Leaders' Board - April, 2015 - 26 votes cast

26 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

61  

Fine print at the bottom = Often the important bit!

2

  David Bourke

18  

It's very plain to see ~ I.S. are violent types.

3

  Adie Pena

15  

Disneyland theme park = Damn kids a-plenty here!

4

  Scott Gardner

11  

The sex reassignment procedure = Can express his true gender to me.

5

  Julian Lofts

9  

Marveling at ~ maglev train.

6

  View

8  

The masterpieces = Epic arts! See them!

6

  Larry Brash

8  

Read the Product Information = Important education for herd.

8

  Rosie Perera

6  

Definition of "corporate campus" = For-profit education companies.

8

  Ellie Dent

6  

Frosty wind do moan = Find snow at my door.

10

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

Beautiful girl (no tart) = Got a brilliant future.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

5  

Movie theatre = Eat here & vomit.

12

  Tony Crafter

4  

No visible means of support = An obvious floppiness term?

 

  Total points:

156 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.462)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Tony Crafter

60  

'The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde = How incredibly your portrait's face aged!

2

  David Bourke

24  

The singer Bono = Note: He's boring!

3

  View

20  

Movie "Cinderella" = Relive old cinema.

4

  Jesse Frankovich

19  

The top Michael Jackson studio album, Thriller = "Billie Jean" makes him pull crotch to do a thrust.

5

  Ellie Dent

13  

M. Claude Oscar Monet and the Impressionists = Sun seems to inspire color... it demands a match!

6

  Scott Gardner

12  

The American television program Game of Thrones = Hit epic, hot as George R. R. Martin novel of same name.

7

  Rosie Perera

6  

Madame Tussauds' Star Wars Experience = Museum rated a wax princess as dearest.

8

  Adie Pena

2  

The action film 'Fast and Furious Seven' = Fine, fun cars to that famous Vin Diesel.

9

  Dharam Khalsa

0  

The Alex Garland Science Fiction movie = Live target fooled in scenic "Ex Machina".

 

  Total points:

156 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.346)

TOPICAL:

1

  Rick Rothstein

38  

Iran's nuclear program = An alarming precursor.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

17  

Hillary Rodham Clinton for US President = She is dull and in control for the primary.

2

  Scott Gardner

17  

Baltimore = Blame riot.

4

  Rosie Perera

16  

Baltimore, Maryland = Alarm! Men riot badly.

5

  Larry Brash

12  

Bruce Jenner's coming out to Diane Sawyer = Uncensured, rejoices trying to be a woman.

6

  Ivan Andonov

11  

Bali Nine = Bail? Nein!

7

  Tony Crafter

10  

Ed Miliband's leadership = He spread blind idealism.

7

  Dharam Khalsa

10  

Hillary Clinton to announce bid for President = Bill can find pretty donors in online outreach.

9

  David Bourke

8  

Hatton Garden Safe Deposit Limited = A diamonds/gold thief penetrates it.

10

  View

5  

Netanyahu blasts Iran nuclear deal = Ah, Israel annuls unbalanced treaty!

11

  Adie Pena

4  

The Garissa University College massacre = I hear last screams; see tragic young lives.

12

  Ellie Dent

3  

Eastertide dawns ~ and trade is sweet...

13

  Rob Bretveld

2  

Duke wins the NCAA championship = Wise Coach K had men in paint push.

13

  Jason Lofts

2  

Ten tonne fatberg cleared from sewer in Chelsea = One recent firm ball of entrenched waste/grease.

15

  Julian Lofts

1  

Hoarding German's greed haunted ~ Hermann Goering's daughter Edda.

 

  Total points:

156 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.577)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Scott Gardner

41  

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch = That much-noted romantic BBC celebrity.

2

  David Bourke

19  

The U.S. vocalist, pianist and songwriter Barry Manilow = With a very dominant slantwise triangular proboscis.

3

  Tony Crafter

13  

Donatien Alphonse François, The Marquis de Sade = Head Frenchman adored pain sessions quite a lot!

3

  nedesto

13  

USA presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton = Nasty scandal on email had dirtied her political run.

5

  Jesse Frankovich

12  

The libertarian physician Senator Rand Paul = As in, another sad liar in the Republican Party.

6

  Ellie Dent

11  

The Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz = The world's seen brutal, agonizing impact.

6

  Jason Lofts

11  

The Hollywood film star Burt Lancaster = Tall heartthrob actor, now fully missed.

8

  Adie Pena

10  

Edward Samuel Miliband = Damn wild bum is a leader?

9

  View

9  

Burton Stephen "Burt" Lancaster = Trenchant but noble superstar.

10

  Larry Brash

6  

The Boston Marathon bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev = A drama, no thanks to both brothers' brazen move.

11

  Ed Pegg Jr

5  

Lucien Sarti?? = Unrealistic.

12

  Julian Lofts

0  

UK's chess grandmaster Nigel Short = "Girls aren't strong". He's mad! He sucks!

12

  Dharam Khalsa

0  

Presidential Candidate Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton = Lady had a child, promised maternal instinct in role.

 

  Total points:

150 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.520)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Julian Lofts

38  

The Shroud of Turin = Undershirt of Thou.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

22  

Washington, District of Columbia = In conflict or disgust with Obama!

3

  Scott Gardner

21  

A devout Christian = Actions had virtue.

4

  Adie Pena

17  

Facebook Timeline = Life became OK on it.

5

  Rosie Perera

16  

The Armenian Genocide = Menace, death in region.

6

  Tony Crafter

15  

Michelin-starred 'Restaurant Gordon Ramsay' = Named minder is a surly, rather arrogant Scot.

7

  Dharam Khalsa

14  

Oh, Americans readily stand in a line for ~ Disneyland Resort, Anaheim California.

8

  View

3  

The Jerusalem syndrome = Name my Lord Jesus there.

8

  Rob Bretveld

3  

Major League Baseball = Rules label a game a job.

 

  Total points:

149 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.360)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Scott Gardner

41  

The top five villains of all time: 1. Dr. Hann... = 1. ...

2

  Dharam Khalsa

22  

These are the Seven Deadly Sins: 1. Lust 2... = 1. Perverse 2. Dines unsated 3. Tight 4. Sl... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

2

  Tony Crafter

22  

The voice on the telephone said, "I am afraid t... = "Oh, I am sorry about that," said the sensitiv...

4

  Jesse Frankovich

11  

The greatest heroes of all time: 1. Atticus Fi... = 1. Jem's dad 2. AKA "Junior" 3. He is an age...

4

  Ellie Dent

11  

Doc rules this shy Finnish (huge!) blonde nurse... = When she returns, she's a lot leaner. 'Doc say...

6

  Adie Pena

9  

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS 1. Lust 2. Gluttony 3.... = 1. Trysts? 2. Gulps! 3. Need the levy! 4. E...

7

  David Bourke

6  

The former American Olympian decathlete William... = An erratic jump recently...male to female! Him...

8

  Julian Lofts

5  

The German novelist, poet, playwright, sculptor... = A sprightly socialist goes to a dour grave. A ...

8

  Jason Lofts

5  

Nepal earthquake: Hundreds dead, history crumbl... = Seems the Earth's ornery plaques stirred 'n' b...

 

  Total points:

132 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.409)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Adie Pena

26  

Female College Prof: "The idiots in the room may stand up." Tom stands up. "Why on one's feet?" Prof mocks Tom, "I'd ...

2

  Jesse Frankovich

25  

Engineering any optimum tool? Fool! That is a decidedly mammoth task, as a rule. People often forget The deep cosmos is ...

3

  Ellie Dent

20  

Poet named Shakespeare composed: 'A fool ...

4

  Tony Crafter

15  

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; attempt it again and you'll get the prickly end of a pineapple,...

5

  Julian Lofts

11  

My footnote: The Germans thought how to design a "safe" cockpit door. Pilot left to pee, gets locked out. Madman/nemes...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

It's like Murphy's Law: If employment of one safe tested common tool might result in catastrophic damage, a fool employ...

7

  Rosie Perera

8  

Like mammoth software companies (e.g., Google) trying to make products that any fool can use...they didn't plan on imme...

8

  Christopher Sturdy

6  

UK election time... Top polls suggest Daily Mail readers log on to the net, howl at the moon then go to UKIP's manifes...

9

  Jason Lofts

4  

Postmortem keynote: Oops, Germanwings copilot committed suicide! Lufthansa set to offer huge money as emotional damages...

10

  View

2  

O, often many stupid people made long scientific and philosophic theories, so admonish yourself from gawky moments! Get...

 

  Total points:

128 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.455)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

48  

A woman was being interviewed by a judge regard... = A couple in their nineties were having proble...

2

  Ellie Dent

18  

One day a woman was in a supermarket. She'd ch... ~ since she was, indeed, single. She looked at ...

2

  Jesse Frankovich

18  

The Most Powerful People in the World: 1. Vla... = 1. Russian war villain and eternal jerk 2. M...

4

  David Bourke

13  

The top ten richest recording artists 1. Mado... = 1. Material Girl. 2. Once a Beatle. 3. Kno...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

10  

Some of the well-known systems of government ar... = 1. All in accord 2. Army secrecy 3. Clergy...

6

  Jason Lofts

7  

... = With this reconciliatory tribute, the first T...

7

  Adie Pena

5  

AND THE EARTH CRIED* 1. Chernobyl 2. Bhopal 3... = THE TOP TEN ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTERS 1. Hot! ...

8

  View

4  

Top Ten Great Richest Actors In The World !0 S... = 10 Indians honor 9 The styled star 8 The h...

9

  Dean Mayer

2  

Buying books would be a good thing if one could... = Perhaps you'd be better looking at using some...

10

  Julian Lofts

1  

Armenia's A-List Diaspora 1. The contralto sin... = 1. She's a thin actress, record producer 2. Se...

 

  Total points:

126 

from 21 votes     (DFE factor: 0.476)

SPECIAL:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

38  

A TIMELY SONNET

2

  Adie Pena

37  

To celebrate Earth Day (April 22, 2015), Edna St. Vincent Millay's poem THE SPRING AND THE FALL is anagrammed into ECO-L...

3

  Tony Crafter

36  

10 TRICKS TO APPEAR SMART AT BUSINESS MEETINGS

4

  Adie Pena

5  

CLIMATE'S CURSE

5

  Jesse Frankovich

4  

No law shall prohibit or bless

 

  Total points:

120 

from 20 votes     (DFE factor: 0.250)

RUDE:

1

  Scott Gardner

24  

The professional courtesan = A coitus-for-sale person, then?

2

  Jesse Frankovich

20  

The clitoral kissing = Girls like this act, no?

2

  Adie Pena

20  

B. Manilow = I blow man.

4

  View

19  

I wish to get into her pants = This penis to go in her twat.

5

  David Bourke

15  

The U.S. singer and songwriter Barry Manilow = Butt-rider now only wears his manager's ring.

6

  Tony Crafter

5  

Gross and weird = Dogs in drawers.

7

  Christopher Sturdy

4  

A woman takes off her dress... Oh no! ~ More of her fat, naked ass on show.

7

  Julian Lofts

4  

The woman has a floppy cunt = Fact: man's unhappy. Hole two?

 

  Total points:

111 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.421)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Jesse Frankovich

102.05

 

Rick Rothstein

21.92

Tony Crafter

90.33

 

Jason Lofts

14.07

Scott Gardner

74.80

 

Larry Brash

13.74

Adie Pena

58.05

 

nedesto

6.76

David Bourke

46.07

 

Christopher Sturdy

6.72

Ellie Dent

36.88

 

Ivan Andonov

6.35

Dharam Khalsa

31.88

 

Ed Pegg Jr

2.60

View

30.07

 

Rob Bretveld

2.23

Julian Lofts

27.62

 

Dean Mayer

0.95

Rosie Perera

23.47

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Scott Gardner

3

1

1

Jesse Frankovich

2

5

0

Tony Crafter

2

1

2

Adie Pena

1

2

1

Julian Lofts

1

0

0

Rick Rothstein

1

0

0

David Bourke

0

3

0

Ellie Dent

0

1

1

Dharam Khalsa

0

1

0

View

0

0

1

nedesto

0

0

1


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