Anagrammy Leaders' Board - October, 2015 - 29 votes cast

29 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Jason Lofts

30  

Breast augmentation procedure = Treated, I get an enormous bra cup.

2

  Tony Crafter

24  

The case for the prosecution = Thereinís the proof to accuse.

3

  Christopher Sturdy

22  

Don't waste your breath = Better not say a word, uh?

4

  Jesse Frankovich

16  

A giant spider = It ran, I gasped!

5

  Dharam Khalsa

15  

The Irishman walked out of the bar one day = True? He's no fool--with the barmaid and a key!

6

  John Ramos

11  

Babysitter = Bitey brats.

6

  Julian Lofts

11  

A category seven storm = Ergo, a most scary event.

8

  Adie Pena

10  

Doctor-assisted suicide ‡ Courts decide. It is so sad.

9

  Scott Gardner

8  

Public breastfeeding = Seeing B-cup bra lifted.

10

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

7  

Everything happens for a reason = Heaven's grant of hope in prayers?

10

  Larry Brash

7  

Breast implant procedures = Procure ample tits... end bras.

12

  View

6  

Desalination = "No salt in" idea.

13

  David Bourke

3  

The Syrian diaspora = At sea in a ship...or dry?

13

  Ellie Dent

3  

These rose-tinted glasses = Delights senses to see art.

15

  Rosie Perera

0  

If lawful, decline ~ willful defiance.

 

  Total points:

173 

from 29 votes     (DFE factor: 0.517)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Tony Crafter

46  

... = An utterly bourgeois French group eat in the o...

2

  Scott Gardner

20  

Claude Monet, "Impression, Sunrise" = Clouds in Seine seaport in summer.

3

  David Bourke

16  

The British soap series EastEnders = The basis is: It rather depresses one.

4

  Jesse Frankovich

15  

Star Wars Episode Seven: The Force Awakens = Space freaks rise to see a new advert shown.

4

  Mark Huffman

15  

Collectible trading card games = Nerds glad to circle Magic table.

6

  John Ramos

13  

Anna Karenina, by Leo Tolstoy = Alas! One loony taken by train.

7

  Ellie Dent

11  

The movie star Clinton Eastwood = Vocation? Westerns - I do them a lot!

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

9  

The movie Calendar Girls = Charming lot is revealed.

8

  Rosie Perera

9  

Famous trumpeter John Birks "Dizzy" Gillespie = Premier skilled jazz genius; profits by mouth.

10

  View

6  

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare = We like whole pack of real master's hit poems.

10

  Adie Pena

6  

The Andy Warhol portraits ~ are hot at NY's hip art world!

12

  Dharam Khalsa

5  

"The Complete Works of William Shakespeare" = Sheets of paper with morals. Come kill a week!

 

  Total points:

171 

from 29 votes     (DFE factor: 0.414)

TOPICAL:

1

  Scott Gardner

54  

The Russian foreign policy = Helping out forces in Syria.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

34  

The Republican presidential field = Dreadful principles lie beneath it.

3

  Tony Crafter

30  

The athlete Oscar Pistorius is released from prison = Slash the term? A preposterous decision! Is it for real?

4

  Jason Lofts

13  

Maple cured bacon rashers = Samples harboured cancer.

5

  View

10  

Violence spreads across Israel = Evil reasons - radical processes.

6

  Dharam Khalsa

8  

The First Democratic Presidential Debate = Their firmest ideas tended to be practical.

7

  Ellie Dent

5  

Halloween ghouls and ghosties = Shall go haunting: who else does? ;-0

7

  David Bourke

5  

The Chinese State's new reproduction policy = Red in your pencil? Two necessitates the chop!

7

  Tyler Severance

5  

Pope in America = I'm a pro in peace.

10

  Adie Pena

4  

The Umpqua College, Roseburg, Oregon shooting = Tough ego's gun equals one big complete horror.

11

  Rosie Perera

2  

Imminent execution of ISIS hostages thwarted = US nixes coming woe of death threats; it's in time!

 

  Total points:

170 

from 29 votes     (DFE factor: 0.379)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Tony Crafter

27  

The suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst = Puts the argument: "Think free, females!"

2

  Jesse Frankovich

26  

The evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins = He's a livid Briton who'd attack your religions.

3

  View

24  

Donald and Melania Trump = Demand plural damnation.

4

  Ellie Dent

18  

The Holy Father, Pope Francis = Reflect on happy heart of his.

5

  Julian Lofts

15  

Film director Roman Polanski = It's folkloric - man raped minor.

5

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

15  

George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans) = I agree on "Many great novels"!

7

  Adie Pena

13  

The comedian Sacha Baron Cohen = Comic's one enhanced Borat! Ha-ha!

7

  Mark Huffman

13  

Evolutionist Richard Dawkins = Dick: "Divine is rot! Natural's how!"

9

  Dharam Khalsa

9  

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin's small daughter, Bindi = I model bolder curves in "Dancing with the Stars". I rule!

10

  Rosie Perera

7  

German mathematician Emmy Noether = Imagine! Men can rate my math theorem.

 

  Total points:

167 

from 29 votes     (DFE factor: 0.345)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

28  

The National Rifle Association = I act as annihilator to one's life.

2

  Ellie Dent

26  

The World Beard and Moustache Championships = Odd and incomparable hirsute chaps show them!

3

  John Ramos

18  

The Garden of Eden = He fed on dang tree.

4

  Larry Brash

17  

The Newfoundland dogs = We handled tons of dung!

4

  Scott Gardner

17  

The British studio Eon Productions = Unit is hired to shoot Bond pictures.

6

  Dharam Khalsa

16  

Parliament of World Religions in Salt Lake City, Utah = We'll gather, talk of similarity and peculiar notions.

7

  Tony Crafter

15  

The Ocean of Storms = Sea-stretch of moon.

8

  David Bourke

12  

England's national rugby union team = On menu: tanning by golden Australia!

9

  Mark Huffman

6  

The Cowboys of Dallas = Football decay shows.

10

  Jesse Frankovich

5  

The Consumer News and Business Channel ~ has rich club's newest mundane nonsense.

10

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

Pseudomembranous colitis = Subpoena some clostridium.

12

  Adie Pena

3  

Washington, the District of Columbia = I would combat then fight contra ISIS!

13

  View

2  

Winston-Salem Open = Some pal won tennis.

14

  Rosie Perera

1  

Seventh Day Adventism ‡ Did have any vestments.

 

  Total points:

171 

from 29 votes     (DFE factor: 0.483)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

37  

THE SIX GREATEST PAINTERS OF ALL TIME 1. Leona... = 1. An inventor too. 2. Painted 'Cafe Terrace ...

2

  Jesse Frankovich

23  

The Candidates in the Democratic Debate 1. Hil... = 1. Her e-mail content may be forbidden 2. Det...

2

  Dharam Khalsa

23  

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Sikh, ... ~ to talk and laugh, each as a friend. It isn't ...

4

  Ellie Dent

19  

Two men are talking: Charles: 'You and the wif... = 'What'll you be giving her, the wife?' 'Trip ...

5

  Scott Gardner

12  

Top five halloween costumes (2015): 1. Witch ... = 1. Watch this caster utter a spell 2. Zebra ...

6

  Jason Lofts

8  

... = Tall bizarre foreign bloke (artful goon in a s...

7

  Adie Pena

6  

The 4 Trump businesses that declared bankruptcy:... = Trump sneers; he's blatantly crude. 4 people th...

7

  David Bourke

6  

Cruelty Free International - "Together we can ch... = Agenda: We will confront the nightmare of resea...

9

  Mark Huffman

1  

Plot spoilers for the new Disney Star Wars movi... = Jon Bon Jovi is feared, stern, mostly-bad woo...

10

  Julian Lofts

0  

The actress Maureen O'Hara (played Esmeralda in... = A rare, dear, red headed colleen. O, also acte...

 

  Total points:

135 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.435)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Tony Crafter

41  

A MAN'S ASCENT: Newly-born - pees all the darn time! A tot. A horny teen craving sex. Marries. Spawns a dynasty. ...

2

  Dharam Khalsa

16  

Tiny child Sassy boy Sweetheart Military man Sharp gentleman Sexagenarian Demented old man So, that said, when ...

3

  Larry Brash

13  

1. He was recently born. 2. He resists learning. 3. He plays the very sexy lad. 4. He's in the militia. 5. He's an ...

4

  Adie Pena

9  

MAN'S SEVEN AGES: - A healthy nestling - The impatient child - A sweetheart's sexy lover - An impartial soldier - ...

4

  Rosie Perera

9  

In grim analysis: We're impermanent; the masses are all born, stand, have sex, live (perhaps a lengthy time), and then ...

4

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

9  

He's newly born, really tiny; then a child vexing his mother; a teen, a senseless mess; career male; papa with mama; gr...

7

  Julian Lofts

8  

Ha, why he meant starting as a little, mewling, dependent shrimp; then a boy; a lover; an alpha soldier; a sixtyish, m...

8

  Maurice Goddard

7  

Movie player initially he became, Type Ronald Reagan was his name! Statesman's role was heaven-sent, Trendy manlines...

9

  Ellie Dent

6  

A little lad that's shy as an inexperienced teen Male, he shaves He's a worldly married man A stylish parent S...

9

  Jesse Frankovich

6  

He may be a little lad, then a whining scholar; sexy teen, then a mighty legionnaire; savvy pro in assessment, then a s...

9

  View

6  

Shhh, all we are mere constantly, at any age, wearing the veils and the covers and playing mixed-dissimilar roles - deep...

12

  Jason Lofts

4  

Man's shared vita: 1. He's mewling in a nappy 2. Slim boy 3. Then sexy lover 4. An angry soldier (alpha male) 5. T...

12

  Christopher Sturdy

4  

Earth's end is nigh. Seven billion apply excess, harm the planet. Man's three score years and ten; shall he even stay...

 

  Total points:

138 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.565)

LONG:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

40  

THE STATE CAPITALS OF THE U.S. 1. Albany 2. ... = 1. Hudson 2. Maryland 3. Fulton 4. Kennebe...

2

  Tony Crafter

33  

MIRIAM'S SHOPPING LIST I was shopping at my l... = UNA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP. DAY 1 Yipp...

3

  Ellie Dent

28  

A magician was working on a large cruise ship in... = 'I can see all the cards are the Ace of Spades...

4

  Adie Pena

10  

An individual wishing to become president of th... = Reasons 'The Donald' won't be president: - F...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

8  

A police officer radioed the station. "I have a... = Dispatch reasoned and spoke, "Ah...I suggest...

6

  Julian Lofts

1  

A selection of some of the beverage's ingredient... = Hmm, I flinch, am conscio us Coca Cola(R) is i...

 

  Total points:

120 

from 20 votes     (DFE factor: 0.300)

SPECIAL:

1

  Tony Crafter

32  

This is one of the greatest stories of personal sacrifice ever told, it will bring a tear to your eyes. Only in America...

2

  Tony Crafter

30  

THE SOUND OF MUSIC By Rodgers and Hammerstein

3

  Jesse Frankovich

23  

Five little pumpkins

4

  Adie Pena

22  

LINES TO BE EMBROIDERED ON A BIB OR THE CHILD IS FATHER OF THE MAN, BUT NOT FOR QUITE A WHILE by Ogden Nash

5

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

"Farewell the neighing steed, and the shrill trump...

 

  Total points:

114 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.263)

RUDE:

1

  Christopher Sturdy

35  

Using a stiff toilet brush = Rub off ugliest shit stain.

2

  Scott Gardner

19  

Breast augmentation surgery = Means your "A" teats turn bigger.

2

  Larry Brash

19  

A complete and utter arsehole = To repeat, he's a real model cunt.

4

  Jason Lofts

16  

Breast augmentation procedure = Surgeon made a tit protuberance.

4

  Tony Crafter

16  

I shit in my pants = Mishap isn't tiny :(

6

  Adie Pena

13  

A motherfucker ~ from the UK race.

7

  Julian Lofts

2  

Uncut penis = Supine cunt.

 

  Total points:

120 

from 20 votes     (DFE factor: 0.350)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

130.46

 

Larry Brash

25.83

Jesse Frankovich

70.20

 

View

22.01

Scott Gardner

52.97

 

John Ramos

19.76

Dharam Khalsa

46.98

 

David Bourke

18.47

Ellie Dent

46.81

 

Julian Lofts

16.38

Adie Pena

36.14

 

Mark Huffman

14.02

Jason Lofts

31.79

 

Rosie Perera

12.47

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

31.12

 

Maurice Goddard

3.96

Christopher Sturdy

28.30

 

Tyler Severance

1.90

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

5

3

1

Jesse Frankovich

1

3

1

Scott Gardner

1

2

0

Christopher Sturdy

1

0

1

Jason Lofts

1

0

0

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

1

0

0

Dharam Khalsa

0

2

0

Ellie Dent

0

1

1

Larry Brash

0

1

1

David Bourke

0

0

1

John Ramos

0

0

1

View

0

0

1


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