| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Jason Lofts | 30 | Breast augmentation procedure = Treated, I get an enormous bra cup. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The case for the prosecution = Therein’s the proof to accuse. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Don't waste your breath = Better not say a word, uh? |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 16 | A giant spider = It ran, I gasped! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The Irishman walked out of the bar one day = True? He's no fool--with the barmaid and a key! |
6 | John Ramos | 11 | Babysitter = Bitey brats. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 11 | A category seven storm = Ergo, a most scary event. |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | Doctor-assisted suicide ‡ Courts decide. It is so sad. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 8 | Public breastfeeding = Seeing B-cup bra lifted. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Everything happens for a reason = Heaven's grant of hope in prayers? |
10 | Larry Brash | 7 | Breast implant procedures = Procure ample tits... end bras. |
12 | View | 6 | Desalination = "No salt in" idea. |
13 | David Bourke | 3 | The Syrian diaspora = At sea in a ship...or dry? |
13 | Ellie Dent | 3 | These rose-tinted glasses = Delights senses to see art. |
15 | Rosie Perera | 0 | If lawful, decline ~ willful defiance. |
Total points: | 173 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.517) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 46 | ... = An utterly bourgeois French group eat in the o... |
2 | Scott Gardner | 20 | Claude Monet, "Impression, Sunrise" = Clouds in Seine seaport in summer. |
3 | David Bourke | 16 | The British soap series EastEnders = The basis is: It rather depresses one. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 15 | Star Wars Episode Seven: The Force Awakens = Space freaks rise to see a new advert shown. |
4 | Mark Huffman | 15 | Collectible trading card games = Nerds glad to circle Magic table. |
6 | John Ramos | 13 | Anna Karenina, by Leo Tolstoy = Alas! One loony taken by train. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | The movie star Clinton Eastwood = Vocation? Westerns - I do them a lot! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | The movie Calendar Girls = Charming lot is revealed. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Famous trumpeter John Birks "Dizzy" Gillespie = Premier skilled jazz genius; profits by mouth. |
10 | View | 6 | The Complete Works of William Shakespeare = We like whole pack of real master's hit poems. |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | The Andy Warhol portraits ~ are hot at NY's hip art world! |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare" = Sheets of paper with morals. Come kill a week! |
Total points: | 171 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.414) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 54 | The Russian foreign policy = Helping out forces in Syria. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 34 | The Republican presidential field = Dreadful principles lie beneath it. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | The athlete Oscar Pistorius is released from prison = Slash the term? A preposterous decision! Is it for real? |
4 | Jason Lofts | 13 | Maple cured bacon rashers = Samples harboured cancer. |
5 | View | 10 | Violence spreads across Israel = Evil reasons - radical processes. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The First Democratic Presidential Debate = Their firmest ideas tended to be practical. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Halloween ghouls and ghosties = Shall go haunting: who else does? ;-0 |
7 | David Bourke | 5 | The Chinese State's new reproduction policy = Red in your pencil? Two necessitates the chop! |
7 | Tyler Severance | 5 | Pope in America = I'm a pro in peace. |
10 | Adie Pena | 4 | The Umpqua College, Roseburg, Oregon shooting = Tough ego's gun equals one big complete horror. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Imminent execution of ISIS hostages thwarted = US nixes coming woe of death threats; it's in time! |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.379) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | The suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst = Puts the argument: "Think free, females!" |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 26 | The evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins = He's a livid Briton who'd attack your religions. |
3 | View | 24 | Donald and Melania Trump = Demand plural damnation. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | The Holy Father, Pope Francis = Reflect on happy heart of his. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 15 | Film director Roman Polanski = It's folkloric - man raped minor. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans) = I agree on "Many great novels"! |
7 | Adie Pena | 13 | The comedian Sacha Baron Cohen = Comic's one enhanced Borat! Ha-ha! |
7 | Mark Huffman | 13 | Evolutionist Richard Dawkins = Dick: "Divine is rot! Natural's how!" |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin's small daughter, Bindi = I model bolder curves in "Dancing with the Stars". I rule! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 7 | German mathematician Emmy Noether = Imagine! Men can rate my math theorem. |
Total points: | 167 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.345) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 28 | The National Rifle Association = I act as annihilator to one's life. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 26 | The World Beard and Moustache Championships = Odd and incomparable hirsute chaps show them! |
3 | John Ramos | 18 | The Garden of Eden = He fed on dang tree. |
4 | Larry Brash | 17 | The Newfoundland dogs = We handled tons of dung! |
4 | Scott Gardner | 17 | The British studio Eon Productions = Unit is hired to shoot Bond pictures. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Parliament of World Religions in Salt Lake City, Utah = We'll gather, talk of similarity and peculiar notions. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The Ocean of Storms = Sea-stretch of moon. |
8 | David Bourke | 12 | England's national rugby union team = On menu: tanning by golden Australia! |
9 | Mark Huffman | 6 | The Cowboys of Dallas = Football decay shows. |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | The Consumer News and Business Channel ~ has rich club's newest mundane nonsense. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Pseudomembranous colitis = Subpoena some clostridium. |
12 | Adie Pena | 3 | Washington, the District of Columbia = I would combat then fight contra ISIS! |
13 | View | 2 | Winston-Salem Open = Some pal won tennis. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Seventh Day Adventism ‡ Did have any vestments. |
Total points: | 171 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.483) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | THE SIX GREATEST PAINTERS OF ALL TIME 1. Leona... = 1. An inventor too. 2. Painted 'Cafe Terrace ... |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 23 | The Candidates in the Democratic Debate 1. Hil... = 1. Her e-mail content may be forbidden 2. Det... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Sikh, ... ~ to talk and laugh, each as a friend. It isn't ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Two men are talking: Charles: 'You and the wif... = 'What'll you be giving her, the wife?' 'Trip ... |
5 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Top five halloween costumes (2015): 1. Witch ... = 1. Watch this caster utter a spell 2. Zebra ... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 8 | ... = Tall bizarre foreign bloke (artful goon in a s... |
7 | Adie Pena | 6 | The 4 Trump businesses that declared bankruptcy:... = Trump sneers; he's blatantly crude. 4 people th... |
7 | David Bourke | 6 | Cruelty Free International - "Together we can ch... = Agenda: We will confront the nightmare of resea... |
9 | Mark Huffman | 1 | Plot spoilers for the new Disney Star Wars movi... = Jon Bon Jovi is feared, stern, mostly-bad woo... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 0 | The actress Maureen O'Hara (played Esmeralda in... = A rare, dear, red headed colleen. O, also acte... |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | A MAN'S ASCENT: Newly-born - pees all the darn time! A tot. A horny teen craving sex. Marries. Spawns a dynasty. ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Tiny child Sassy boy Sweetheart Military man Sharp gentleman Sexagenarian Demented old man So, that said, when ... |
3 | Larry Brash | 13 | 1. He was recently born. 2. He resists learning. 3. He plays the very sexy lad. 4. He's in the militia. 5. He's an ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 9 | MAN'S SEVEN AGES: - A healthy nestling - The impatient child - A sweetheart's sexy lover - An impartial soldier - ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 9 | In grim analysis: We're impermanent; the masses are all born, stand, have sex, live (perhaps a lengthy time), and then ... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | He's newly born, really tiny; then a child vexing his mother; a teen, a senseless mess; career male; papa with mama; gr... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Ha, why he meant starting as a little, mewling, dependent shrimp; then a boy; a lover; an alpha soldier; a sixtyish, m... |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | Movie player initially he became, Type Ronald Reagan was his name! Statesman's role was heaven-sent, Trendy manlines... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 6 | A little lad that's shy as an inexperienced teen Male, he shaves He's a worldly married man A stylish parent S... |
9 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | He may be a little lad, then a whining scholar; sexy teen, then a mighty legionnaire; savvy pro in assessment, then a s... |
9 | View | 6 | Shhh, all we are mere constantly, at any age, wearing the veils and the covers and playing mixed-dissimilar roles - deep... |
12 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Man's shared vita: 1. He's mewling in a nappy 2. Slim boy 3. Then sexy lover 4. An angry soldier (alpha male) 5. T... |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Earth's end is nigh. Seven billion apply excess, harm the planet. Man's three score years and ten; shall he even stay... |
Total points: | 138 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.565) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 40 | THE STATE CAPITALS OF THE U.S. 1. Albany 2. ... = 1. Hudson 2. Maryland 3. Fulton 4. Kennebe... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | MIRIAM'S SHOPPING LIST I was shopping at my l... = UNA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP. DAY 1 Yipp... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 28 | A magician was working on a large cruise ship in... = 'I can see all the cards are the Ace of Spades... |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | An individual wishing to become president of th... = Reasons 'The Donald' won't be president: - F... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | A police officer radioed the station. "I have a... = Dispatch reasoned and spoke, "Ah...I suggest... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 1 | A selection of some of the beverage's ingredient... = Hmm, I flinch, am conscio us Coca Cola(R) is i... |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.300) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 32 | This is one of the greatest stories of personal sacrifice ever told, it will bring a tear to your eyes. Only in America... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | THE SOUND OF MUSIC By Rodgers and Hammerstein |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 23 | Five little pumpkins |
4 | Adie Pena | 22 | LINES TO BE EMBROIDERED ON A BIB OR THE CHILD IS FATHER OF THE MAN, BUT NOT FOR QUITE A WHILE by Ogden Nash |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | "Farewell the neighing steed, and the shrill trump... |
Total points: | 114 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.263) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 35 | Using a stiff toilet brush = Rub off ugliest shit stain. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 19 | Breast augmentation surgery = Means your "A" teats turn bigger. |
2 | Larry Brash | 19 | A complete and utter arsehole = To repeat, he's a real model cunt. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 16 | Breast augmentation procedure = Surgeon made a tit protuberance. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | I shit in my pants = Mishap isn't tiny :( |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | A motherfucker ~ from the UK race. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Uncut penis = Supine cunt. |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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