Anagrammy Leaders' Board - December, 2015 - 34 votes cast

34 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Tony Crafter

33  

The impulsive disorder 'trichotillomania' = Loose-minded victims rip all their hair out.

2

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

31  

Old wife's tale = Told a few lies.

3

  Jesse Frankovich

28  

Love and hope and charity = Oh, they can and do prevail!

4

  Scott Gardner

20  

The true meaning of Christmas = Consumerism Great faith, then?

4

  Julian Lofts

20  

Clean energy technologies = Selecting "green". Hey, no coal!

6

  Jason Lofts

17  

It's a consumer ~ as in customer.

7

  Ellie Dent

11  

The traditional Christmas = It had this starlit romance...

8

  Dharam Khalsa

8  

Dying with a smile on your face = It's when/if an orgy claimed you!

8

  Larry Brash

8  

The end of the world as we know it. = The final two words: Hot weekend!

10

  David Bourke

7  

Dying with a smile on your face = Finality? Sure! Why, I come and go!

11

  Rick Rothstein

6  

The great American novel = It can move, enthral... agree?

12

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

Like a lamb to the slaughter = Let meek baas through it all.

13

  Rosie Perera

4  

Pot-laced brownies = Weed crop into slab.

14

  View

3  

Huge lie = Guile, eh?

 

  Total points:

201 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.412)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Larry Brash

36  

Crime Scene Investigation = Nice enigmatic series on TV.

2

  Tony Crafter

30  

Artist Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Adoration of the Magi' = A trio headed on foot to visit a star-child in a manger.

3

  Mark Huffman

23  

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" = Snow? I fear he might admit racism!

4

  Christopher Sturdy

17  

How you improve at Scrabble = Be pro with some vocabulary.

5

  Dharam Khalsa

16  

Salvador Dali's art piece "The Persistence of Memory" = If I dare to compare his landscape style to Vermeer's...

6

  David Bourke

14  

The soap actress Dame Barbara Ann Windsor DBE ~ is one sharp bar-steward on a BBC East End drama.

7

  Jesse Frankovich

12  

"And may all your Christmases be white" = Dream? Bah! The snow is actually misery!

8

  Julian Lofts

9  

The films by Leonardo di Caprio ~ are damn prolific bloody shite.

9

  Rosie Perera

8  

"It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to" = Frowny, in dismay, I'll attract pity.

9

  Adie Pena

8  

The Carole King album 'Tapestry' = Slick hot LP by a true great name.

9

  Ellie Dent

8  

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens = Has corny sick lad character, bless 'im!

12

  Scott Gardner

7  

The French painter Hilaire Germain Edgar Degas = He preferred a dancing gal there in his art image.

13

  View

6  

Magical Mystery Tour, The Beatles = Maybe really great, hottest music.

13

  Jason Lofts

6  

Artist Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Adoration of the Magi' = A trio has varied gifts to donate to one Marian child.

15

  John Ramos

4  

The great American novel = A large, rich tome; an event.

 

  Total points:

204 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.441)

TOPICAL:

1

  Ellie Dent

35  

American gun deaths = Mind the carnage, USA!

2

  Jesse Frankovich

34  

The Miss Universe pageant = Steve's pausing... "I meant her!"

3

  Jason Lofts

31  

Donald Trump is no longer a laughing matter = Dump that illegal, dangerous, ranting moron!

4

  John Ramos

25  

New Year's resolutions = Yes, I run now. Or eat less.

5

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

17  

The Paris Agreement = "Spare Earth" meeting

6

  Julian Lofts

15  

Paris climate talks = Alarmist, skeptical.

7

  Meyran Kraus

11  

The Republican campaigns = Incapable Trump is 'Change'?!

8

  Scott Gardner

8  

Recent Southern California shooting = Ah, reason for gun control in the cities!

9

  View

7  

Nations near historic deal to slow global warming = Bring a local war on total gas emission in the world.

10

  Adie Pena

6  

The San Bernardino, California massacre = So, can't horrified Americans ban arsenal?

11

  Dharam Khalsa

5  

The Christmas fruitcake = Chef's trick: it has rum. Eat!

12

  Rosie Perera

4  

The Paris Agreement on Climate Change = Green meeting claim: cap on Earth's heat.

13

  Linus Minimax

3  

Martin Shkreli arrested = Dirt's his eternal marker.

14

  Tony Crafter

2  

Chelsea have fired their manager Jose Mourinho = Dr Eva - "Man, I'm refusing to rejoice. ...

 

  Total points:

203 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.412)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  David Bourke

43  

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West = A kinky Miss, and a hated wanker.

2

  Scott Gardner

28  

Austrian composer Schubert = Superb music to an orchestra.

3

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

27  

Angela Merkel: Time Person of the Year = Title honors a key German female peer

4

  Adie Pena

22  

The activist Rosa Louise McCauley Parks = Hate my colour? I spark a U.S. civil test case!

5

  Jason Lofts

15  

US President Barack Hussein Obama ~ is thus named because kin's pro-Arab?

6

  Dharam Khalsa

14  

Germany's Chancellor Angela Dorothea Merkel = A mean career challenge: grandmotherly looks.

7

  View

12  

Matthias Schoenaerts = So, he's that cinema star.

8

  Julian Lofts

11  

Sir Maurice Micklewhite's other name is ~ Michael Caine. We surmise it irks mother.

9

  Tony Crafter

10  

The late, great Joan Alexandra Molinsky (Rivers) ~ narrated lengthier sex jokes; many lavatorial.

10

  Linus Minimax

7  

Syed Rizwan Farook = Sin froze a workday.

11

  Ellie Dent

3  

The British astronaut, Timothy Peake = They embark Earth, up to hit I.S.Station!

 

  Total points:

192 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.333)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

40  

The Middle Eastern region = Religion's demented heart.

2

  Jason Lofts

31  

Subscriber identification module (SIM) = I'm card found in mobile - I secure its bits.

3

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

26  

The American Civil Liberties Union = On inhumanities, I'll ever be a critic.

4

  Scott Gardner

22  

Arches National Park, USA = A rock's in a natural shape.

5

  Rosie Perera

19  

Jerusalem syndrome = "My Lord Jesus near me!"

6

  Larry Brash

13  

Kia Sportage = i.e got a spark.

6

  Adie Pena

13  

Statue of Liberty National Monument, Ellis Island. = Not at all a sunny life made better to millions in U.S.

8

  David Bourke

12  

Chelsea Ladies = All said "cheese!"

9

  View

6  

Kremlin palace, Moscow = Likes commonplace war.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

5  

Jólabókaflóđ (Icelandic for Christmas Book Flood) = Look, a localised fjord of hardback fiction blooms!

11

  Tony Crafter

3  

Ancient Wonder of the World: The Great Pyramid of Giza = Raw method for eternalizing a dec'd Egyptian of worth.

 

  Total points:

190 

from 32 votes     (DFE factor: 0.344)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

48  

Top Five Leonardo DiCaprio Movies (Rolling Ston... = 1. Tragic shipwreck 2. Control of minds 3. D...

2

  Jason Lofts

36  

"The one thing women don't want to find in thei... = An original joke how she didn't want to confro...

3

  Christopher Sturdy

21  

What secrets lie behind the doors of my advent calendar? = This one held twenty-five dear Mars-branded chocolates.

4

  David Bourke

18  

The Motörhead vocalist and bass guitarist Ian F... = Had trio into skull symbols, German militaria....

5

  Rosie Perera

15  

GOP candidate Ben Carson wants U.S. troops at t... = Now that paranoid bastard's a concern: can't b...

6

  John Ramos

14  

Working nuclear fusion machine--a "stellarator"... = Green and low-risk atomic fuels running our ea...

7

  Tony Crafter

10  

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria ... = Ciao! I'm one iconic man. I can do melodic ope...

8

  Adie Pena

7  

Ellis Island, the Statue of Liberty National Monument = Not at all a sunny life made better in the US to millions.

9

  Scott Gardner

6  

For unto you is born this day in the city of Dav... = As Christian, I'd honoured day of nativity of ...

 

  Total points:

175 

from 30 votes     (DFE factor: 0.300)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  David Bourke

37  

The Syrian tot, his mute, lifeless figure washed-up on a hot beach cove. RIP.

2

  Meyran Kraus

29  

...

3

  Tony Crafter

20  

Santa Claus - good how his cheerful behaviour typifies the present time!

4

  Dharam Khalsa

19  

Tony Crafter, as he is top of our league with his published achievements!

5

  Adie Pena

17  

Caitlyn/Bruce for s/he is a tough wo/man of value despite her/his epithets.

6

  View

11  

Myself, because I have one goal - to reach friendship without the purists.

7

  Jesse Frankovich

10  

Trump, that offensive GOP hothead, because he is sure to ice Hillary's win!

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

8  

a diminutive Loretta Lynch, because she uses her high power to stop FIFA

9

  John Ramos

5  

great Cthulhu. So worship and fear his voice, ye feeble pissant, thou mite.

10

  Jason Lofts

4  

Cait: WTF? A he/she/it, fairy, eunuch, hopeless homo, or latest US bi-gender VIP?

11

  Julian Lofts

3  

Charlie Sheen, fatuous egoist with HIV. He pretends "I'm a careful boy". Stop!!!!

11

  Rosie Perera

3  

Hillary, because she, the favorite Democrat, puts up with one hissing foe.

 

  Total points:

166 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)

LONG:

1

  Jason Lofts

29  

To Whom My Concern [sic] I have been the pers... = This man is a major concern: I recently ex...

1

  Dharam Khalsa

29  

... = At a hasty conference Wednesday morning, she ...

3

  Ellie Dent

27  

SOME STATE MOTTOS Alabama: Hell, Yes, We Have ... = Minnesota: Ten Thousand Attractive Lakes ......

4

  Jesse Frankovich

13  

The systems of the human body: 1. musculoskele... = Items from each: 1. my bones 2. arteries 3...

4

  Julian Lofts

13  

A Long List of All of The James Bond Movies Per... = 1. Tanned Ursula Andress 2. The Lektor devic...

6

  Tony Crafter

11  

Ten things happy people don’t care for: 1. Age... = Ten things I plan to do before I depart: 1. ...

7

  David Bourke

8  

The systems of the human body: 1. musculoskele... = 1. Frame 2. Red trickle 3. Your eyes 4. Co...

8

  Adie Pena

4  

13,141 instances to be dangerous from Thanksgivi... = Ingredients for an EGGNOG recipe courtesy of A...

 

  Total points:

134 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.348)

SPECIAL:

1

  David Bourke

34  

"Wasn't Expecting That" by Jamie Lawson

2

  Tony Crafter

30  

2 jokes

3

  Tony Crafter

16  

THE CHRISTMAS SONG by Nat King Cole

4

  Adie Pena

12  

WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE

5

  Jason Lofts

6  

Excerpt from The Grinch's Theme Song

5

  Jesse Frankovich

6  

WHITE CHRISTMAS Bing Crosby

7

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

"It was the best of times.

 

  Total points:

108 

from 18 votes     (DFE factor: 0.389)

RUDE:

1

  Adie Pena

20  

What gives men a hard-on? = Show me the darn vagina!

2

  David Bourke

19  

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" (the Miley Cyrus version) = Consistently assuring America: "I Love To Show My Cunt!"

3

  Jesse Frankovich

17  

Hill officials' reputations = Politicians are full of shit!

4

  Larry Brash

15  

The Islamic State = It's "Eat camel shit!"

4

  Meyran Kraus

15  

The large tit in a movie scene = It gives the male an erection.

6

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

12  

Sleeping around = Spread-leg union

7

  Christopher Sturdy

8  

What are your passions? = Oh, I want a pussy or arse!

7

  View

8  

Flushed lusty pig = "Delightful pussy!"

9

  Tony Crafter

6  

'Boys In The Trees: A Memoir' by Carly Simon = 'Horny Men's Erotic Times' by Mysore Labia

10

  Julian Lofts

5  

Those so called feminine sanitary products = Yeah, tampons inside cunt also deter frolics.

10

  Jason Lofts

5  

The orgasmic explosion = Girl has sex on top. I come!

12

  Scott Gardner

2  

Vaginal intercourse ‡ Never arousing a clit.

 

  Total points:

132 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.545)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

David Bourke

75.14

 

Julian Lofts

30.58

Tony Crafter

68.57

 

Meyran Kraus

25.14

Jason Lofts

65.73

 

View

21.91

Jesse Frankovich

64.99

 

Christopher Sturdy

20.22

Dharam Khalsa

52.98

 

Rosie Perera

19.14

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

47.68

 

John Ramos

18.40

Adie Pena

44.15

 

Mark Huffman

10.15

Scott Gardner

34.40

 

Linus Minimax

3.57

Ellie Dent

32.86

 

Rick Rothstein

2.47

Larry Brash

31.83

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

David Bourke

3

1

0

Dharam Khalsa

2

0

0

Tony Crafter

1

2

2

Jason Lofts

1

2

1

Jesse Frankovich

1

1

2

Ellie Dent

1

0

1

Adie Pena

1

0

0

Larry Brash

1

0

0

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

0

1

2

Meyran Kraus

0

1

0

Scott Gardner

0

1

0

Christopher Sturdy

0

0

1

Mark Huffman

0

0

1


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