Anagrammy Leaders' Board - January, 2016 - 25 votes cast

25 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Larry Brash

50  

A five star restaurant = Starve at unfair rates.

2

  Christopher Sturdy

18  

I really hate to say it, but ~ you are a little bit hasty!

3

  Rick Rothstein

13  

Religious faith? ~ It is a rough life.

4

  Jesse Frankovich

10  

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich = Just an apt daily lunch 'tween bread.

4

  Rosie Perera

10  

Mandatory minimum sentences = Inmates met no mercy in damn US.

6

  Dharam Khalsa

9  

Visiting family over the holidays = I verify having same old hostility.

6

  View

9  

The Anti-Israel protesters = Palestine terrorists' hate.

8

  Jason Lofts

7  

Real crush at dinnertime at ~ Michelin-rated restaurant.

8

  Adie Pena

7  

Clandestine operation = Let a noted CIA person in.

8

  David Bourke

7  

Inclement weather conditions = Ice, cold, snow...remain in the tent!

11

  David Millar

6  

Roundtrip Fare ~ Airport Refund.

12

  John Ramos

4  

Storage unit = Resting auto.

 

  Total points:

150 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.480)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  David Bourke

24  

'Going Rogue: An American Life' by Sarah Palin = Angry imaginings are of a Republican A-hole.

2

  Dharam Khalsa

22  

The 'Unforgettable' singer Natalie Cole = A fleeting star, gone into the clear blue.

2

  Scott Gardner

22  

The Force Awakens trailers = Nice leak of Star Wars there.

4

  Jason Lofts

20  

Eddie Redmayne stars in The Danish Girl = Identity drama: Slender she is he in drag.

5

  Jesse Frankovich

15  

The Oscar nominees = Some races not in, eh?

6

  Tony Crafter

13  

'Great Expectations' character Miss Amelia Havisham = Liverish ma'am can't exorcise a past heartache stigma.

7

  Ellie Dent

10  

'Water Lilies' by Monsieur Claude-Oscar Monet = Any blooms I create will endure, so I must care!

7

  Julian Lofts

10  

American Idol is to end at last = An addiction to stale realism.

9

  Christopher Sturdy

6  

Blackstar - David Bowie = CD (or vid) was a bit bleak.

10

  Adie Pena

5  

The sci-fi movie director George Walton Lucas = I get to conceive "Star Wars." Huge film, cool ride!

11

  View

1  

Tove Lo = Love to!

 

  Total points:

148 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.440)

TOPICAL:

1

  Julian Lofts

34  

Merkel helps a line of migrants to find asylum = Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' sells out in Germany.

2

  Christopher Sturdy

17  

Donald Trump, Gun Lobby, Al Qaeda, IS are... ~ all dangerous and quite probably mad!

2

  Ellie Dent

17  

USA snowstorm ~ was monstrous.

4

  Adie Pena

14  

The nominees for the Oscar Awards = One race for handsome white stars?

4

  Scott Gardner

14  

Sarah Louise Palin endorsement = Ensured a man I hate rose in polls.

6

  View

9  

The contaminated water = Town met a certain death.

7

  Rosie Perera

8  

Syrian peace talks = Replace tanks, I say.

7

  Jason Lofts

8  

Well-regarded American stand-up comedian = Criminal at large seduced and raped women.

7

  Jesse Frankovich

8  

Donald Trump's hairstyle = Many slur his odd rat pelt.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

Paul Kantner, pilot of Jefferson Airplane/Starship = Life's a spent trip; park the plane for a final sojourn.

11

  David Bourke

5  

The American weather = A rather white menace!

12

  Rick Rothstein

4  

Donald Trump's hair style = An odd, limp, trashy result.

13

  Ivan Andonov

3  

Actor Steven Seagal gets Serbian citizenship = Sensei attraction begins Slavic geezer's path.

 

  Total points:

147 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.520)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

30  

American business magnate Donald Trump = Damn scumbag, sure not a presidential man!

2

  Julian Lofts

17  

Camille Olivia Cosby = A comic's lovely alibi.

3

  Scott Gardner

16  

The President of Russia, Vladimir Putin = Donald Trump? I praise his finest virtue!

4

  Adie Pena

14  

The English star Eddie Redmayne = Eyed me as the tender "Danish Girl."

5

  Ellie Dent

13  

Hillary C; Bernie S = Sheer brilliancy??

6

  Rob Bretveld

11  

"Serial" podcast host Sarah Koenig = Talk to prisoner, echo his sad saga.

7

  Tony Crafter

9  

Emile Edouard Charles Antoine Zola = "I, alone, ooze naturalism," he declared.

8

  Meyran Kraus

8  

Martin Shkreli = Mr. Hitler's a kin?

8

  Jesse Frankovich

8  

Business mogul Donald Trump = Sore odd nut plugs Muslim ban.

10

  Jason Lofts

6  

Sarah Baartman, the steatopygic 'Hottentot Venus' = Oh, men pay cash to stare at that native Negro's butt.

11

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

Astronaut, Timothy Nigel Peake = I'm a hunky, great, A-one test pilot.

11

  David Bourke

5  

Douglas Wimbish = Low bass...I dug him!

13

  Rosie Perera

4  

Ammon Bundy = Yon dumb man.

 

  Total points:

146 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.520)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Ellie Dent

28  

British Ornithologists' Union Records Committee = It's into birds: monitoring their colours, homes etc.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

20  

Malheur National Wildlife Refuge = Anger of unlawful militia led here.

3

  David Bourke

17  

Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation = Volts cure a current ailment. (Caution essential!)

4

  John Ramos

15  

Powerball lottery = Trebly poor wallet.

5

  Larry Brash

12  

Paranoid Schizophrenia = His poor, zanier handicap.

6

  Christopher Sturdy

11  

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences = Mean camera types accused of ethnic distortion.

7

  Dharam Khalsa

10  

Carnegie Hall = A calling here.

8

  Tony Crafter

9  

The glorious Lake District National Park in Cumbria = Larking around, rains a lot but I like its poetic charm! :)

8

  Rosie Perera

9  

The American Dream ~ meant a dear rich me!

10

  Adie Pena

8  

The Sundance Film Festival in Salt Lake City = I sell my last flicks at fancied event in Utah.

11

  View

2  

The American lottery Powerball = Terrible crap? Wealth! Money! A lot!

12

  Jason Lofts

0  

Pinpoint red (toxic) countries per ~ TI Corruption Perceptions Index.

 

  Total points:

141 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.500)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Ellie Dent

19  

There was a young man who wanted to be a great... = I want an able idea to tease, that'd taunt......

1

  Adie Pena

19  

The Top Three New Year's Resolutions 1. Spend M... = 1. Often see my wife, sons or daughter 2. Defer...

1

  David Bourke

19  

The United States presidents George Washington,... = All the Rushmore ghost faces - a noted brother...

4

  Dharam Khalsa

18  

Amazon's Condition Guidelines for Booksellers: 1... = Book as Received: 1. Unspecified odor 2. Dust-d...

5

  Jesse Frankovich

12  

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, D... = Prized reindeer bunch can connect and drive ol...

6

  Jason Lofts

6  

The 'World's first' virtual reality porn flick ... = Kinky perverts wearing an Oculus Rift headset ...

6

  Tony Crafter

6  

Gee, I want to grow my own food, only I can't f... = Now... I only need to find cow-grass and, hey,...

6

  Rosie Perera

6  

CNN Money's "worst currencies of 2015": 1. Arg... = 1. Free-floating; in ruin. 2. Corrupt busines...

9

  Christopher Sturdy

3  

Here is a rather simple aptitude test - what is... = Down South Heat ...

10

  View

2  

Vulture detained in Lebanon on suspicion of bei... = Opinion: bird's been a flying detective... An...

10

  Julian Lofts

2  

Mister William Wayne McMillan Rogers the Third ... = Whether dead still a merry, martini-swilling M...

 

  Total points:

112 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.579)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  David Bourke

27  

My insight's no doubt found proven: Adolf Hitler, the Khmer Rouge, and the Islamic State.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

18  

...

3

  Tony Crafter

17  

The danger of IS's dominance proves it to be true. Humankind should rally to fight them!

4

  Dharam Khalsa

12  

Gosh, at length, I couldn't ever find proof he made this hit remark; let's dub it "Anonymous".

5

  Jason Lofts

7  

"Ahem, then do something to punish Crafter; Tony's still leading the Forum!" - David Bourke

5

  Adie Pena

7  

A problem though. I like sleuthing. The founder of modern conservatism didn't say that!

7

  Rosie Perera

6  

So, Donald Trump may be high king of the US (in ruins) if all the Democrats there don't vote.

7

  Julian Lofts

6  

Be tenacious! Harry Potter fights and kills humanised mofo thug Voldemort in the end.

9

  John Ramos

5  

Bad deeds? I don't overlook one, man. Punish, fight or curtail them, lest the hurts magnify.

10

  Ellie Dent

4  

A thought... but Godly minded folk must heed him, confront their sin, or see Satan prevail.

10

  Christopher Sturdy

4  

My righteous indignation, not blunt force: That should help save me from The Dark Side.

 

  Total points:

113 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.579)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

34  

THE TOP TEN MOST INFLUENTIAL SCIENTISTS OF ALL ... = 1. Gravitational fellow 2. Eccentric gen...

2

  Julian Lofts

26  

A List Of The Cranial Nerves (numbered from ros... = Their Properties: 1. Smell 2. Colour vision...

3

  Jesse Frankovich

18  

Academy Award Nominees for Best Picture: 1. Th... = 1. Housing crash 2. Negotiator (Tom Hanks) ...

4

  Adie Pena

9  

OSCAR NOMINEES FOR BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM ... = 1. A man meets a woman. 2. He's to find his ...

5

  Jason Lofts

3  

The Most Delicious (And Grossest) Hangover Reme... = 1. Eat deep-fried bacon 2. A jiggerful of di...

6

  Dharam Khalsa

1  

Oscar Nominations for Makeup and Hairstyling: ... = 1. Rider-type headband, metal armor 2. Nursi...

 

  Total points:

91 

from 16 votes     (DFE factor: 0.375)

SPECIAL:

1

  Adie Pena

24  

BLIZZARD William Carlos Williams

2

  Jason Lofts

23  

34 Hilariously Bad (i.e. Anal) Casual Pick Up Lines For The Foolhardy - Each Is GUARANTEED To Fail And Offend Any Woman...

3

  Tony Crafter

21  

THE BAILOUT PACKAGE

4

  Tony Crafter

18  

DOWNTOWN By Petula Clark

5

  Julian Lofts

5  

"Heroes" (song written and performed by David Bowie)

6

  Jesse Frankovich

4  

AGAINST ALL ODDS Phil Collins

 

  Total points:

95 

from 16 votes     (DFE factor: 0.375)

RUDE:

1

  David Bourke

31  

See-through clothing = Go sight her cunthole!

2

  Tony Crafter

29  

A guide to the sexual positions = I used it on Sue; alas I got the pox!

3

  View

13  

A short penis = She pairs not!

3

  Julian Lofts

13  

The Australian film actress Margot Robbie = I lust after bimbo's near-theatrical orgasm.

5

  Jesse Frankovich

8  

Formulaic sex ‡ Four climaxes.

6

  Rick Rothstein

5  

Tight fitting bras = Big n' fat tits, right?

6

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

Your bi girlfriend = Ugly, inferior bird.

8

  Jason Lofts

4  

Naughty America = Aha, cunt imagery!

 

  Total points:

108 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.421)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

67.80

 

Scott Gardner

25.28

David Bourke

67.30

 

Rosie Perera

22.49

Jesse Frankovich

58.71

 

View

17.07

Dharam Khalsa

55.46

 

John Ramos

12.31

Julian Lofts

52.65

 

Rick Rothstein

10.43

Adie Pena

51.55

 

Rob Bretveld

5.72

Ellie Dent

47.32

 

Meyran Kraus

4.16

Jason Lofts

38.40

 

David Millar

2.88

Christopher Sturdy

34.38

 

Ivan Andonov

1.56

Larry Brash

30.00

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

David Bourke

4

0

1

Ellie Dent

2

1

0

Adie Pena

2

0

0

Julian Lofts

1

2

1

Tony Crafter

1

1

2

Dharam Khalsa

1

1

0

Larry Brash

1

0

0

Jesse Frankovich

0

2

1

Christopher Sturdy

0

2

0

Scott Gardner

0

1

1

Jason Lofts

0

1

0

Rick Rothstein

0

0

1

View

0

0

1


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