Anagrammy Leaders' Board - February, 2016 - 28 votes cast

28 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Jason Lofts

35  

Sandalwood perfume ~ made wonderful soap.

2

  David Bourke

23  

Honorable intentions = Noble notions in heart.

3

  Jesse Frankovich

21  

Fame and fortune ~ often mean fraud.

4

  Adie Pena

15  

The classified info = Find those CIA files.

5

  View

14  

Scantier bra due to ~ a breast reduction.

6

  Christopher Sturdy

11  

Shutting a door ~ is "NO!" to draught.

6

  Ed Pegg Jr

11  

Polite person sent ~ poison pen letters.

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

10  

Self-deprecating humour = I centred me up for laughs

9

  Dharam Khalsa

8  

A cottage in the country = To change city to nature.

10

  Tony Crafter

7  

The eminent eye surgeons = You gents see the inner me!

11

  Larry Brash

6  

Item came to ~ a committee.

12

  John Ramos

4  

Spatula = Au splat.

13

  Ellie Dent

3  

Pious friend ~ I find so pure.

14

  Rosie Perera

0  

"It's a dead heat..." = "At a tie," he adds.

14

  Scott Gardner

0  

Breast reduction = I see "D" bra turn to "C".

 

  Total points:

168 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.536)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Tony Crafter

45  

'Oliver Twist', a Charles Dickens story = Clearly shows Victorian street kids.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

34  

Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully = Man and doc gallantly pursued X-File cases.

3

  Julian Lofts

28  

The song 'God Bless America' = Glib homage to sacredness.

4

  Larry Brash

15  

One Direction = "No tone!" I cried.

5

  Jason Lofts

12  

Playboy magazine's first new non-nude issue = Nowadays no sleazy bunnies. Feminist purge?

6

  Ellie Dent

7  

Harry Potter author Rowling's newest tale = Our writer at Hogwarts to pen, sell the yarn.

7

  Adie Pena

6  

DreamWorks Animation SKG, Inc.? = Answer: I'm making kid cartoons!

7

  View

6  

Playboy's first non-nude edition = Open it, lusty sir, and...no fine body.

7

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

"Would that it'were so simple" (the scene in "H... = Hush, the newer line was a lot easier, "It's.....

10

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

3  

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee = I'd like real break to lynch mob grip

11

  Rosie Perera

2  

Hefner: "Open to lady's body in outfit in ~ the first non-nude edition of Playboy."

 

  Total points:

164 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.393)

TOPICAL:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

30  

Flint's water ~ wants filter.

2

  David Bourke

28  

The Savile Report:~ "A hostile pervert."

3

  Jason Lofts

21  

The Bill Cosby date rape allegations = Coyest ladies all get phenobarbital.

4

  View

15  

The new outbreaks in Brazil = See brutal Zika hit newborn.

5

  Ellie Dent

14  

Trump's rise in the polls = Spin lets loser triumph?

6

  Tony Crafter

13  

"I'm certain there's no blood on my hands." = Dishonored con-man Tony Blair's theme.

7

  Rosie Perera

12  

Donald Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize? = Nope, I'd prefer "Notable and Moronic Putz Medal"!

8

  Adie Pena

10  

Senator Ted Cruz triumphs in Iowa caucus = I can sure cut a rich Trump down to size, USA!

9

  Julian Lofts

9  

Actor Frank Kelly dies = "Feck! Drink!" - a salty role!

10

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

Donald Trump's presidential campaign = Plan to sling mud as prime PR candidate.

11

  Rick Rothstein

3  

The Syrian ceasefire = It's anarchy free, I see.

12

  Dharam Khalsa

2  

"I love the poorly educated" Donald J. Trump = Con to delude - the dull majority approved!

13

  John Ramos

1  

Wetlands = Ted's lawn.

 

  Total points:

163 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.464)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

49  

US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump = Dull and stupid people are nuts for him.

2

  Adie Pena

27  

Senator Marco Rubio = Sour American robot.

3

  View

19  

Orianne Cevey = A very nice one.

3

  Jesse Frankovich

19  

Senator Ted Cruz = Nutter so crazed.

5

  Ed Pegg Jr

16  

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia = "Jesus, clear up American Constitution."

6

  Jason Lofts

13  

Sir Ahmad Salman Rushdie = Iran had harassed Muslim.

7

  Tony Crafter

9  

That odious Labour Prime Minister Anthony Blair = Notorious British parliamentarian, led by mouth.

8

  Ellie Dent

7  

Presidential hopeful Trump = Fired up, triumphant: see poll!

9

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

5  

Napoleon Bonaparte = Plan no one to be a par

10

  Rick Rothstein

2  

Senator Marco Rubio = Our era's robotic man.

 

  Total points:

166 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.357)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

39  

President of the United States of America = To see Trump in that office is a tense dread.

2

  Zoran Radisavlevic

17  

Dacia Duster = Dude, it's a car!

2

  Larry Brash

17  

Delusional misidentification syndrome = You insist I'm a deformed Indian cellist? No!

4

  David Bourke

15  

The Society of Chiropodists and Podiatrists = Or: sophisticated distorted-foot physicians.

4

  Ellie Dent

15  

The National Catholic Register = Articles on religion that teach.

6

  Adie Pena

14  

Advertising slogan of McDonald's: "I'm lovin' it" = Old and smiling victims overloading on fats!

7

  Jason Lofts

12  

AXE Shower Gels ~ where goal's sex.

8

  John Ramos

9  

"Nobody does chicken like KFC" = Nice hen flock cooked by kids.

8

  View

9  

Aston-Martin Rapide = Main idea: transport.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

University of Southern California = Neurons flourish in a favorite city.

11

  Dan Fortier

4  

Chelyabinsk meteor = Skyline bother came.

 

  Total points:

158 

from 27 votes     (DFE factor: 0.407)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

31  

Mick Jagger Keith Richards Ronnie Woods Char... = I sing, jerk and am sacred I growl I rock I...

2

  Ellie Dent

27  

When NASA first started using space astronauts ... = Boffins worked away, spent long, trying years:...

3

  Jesse Frankovich

22  

Popular Valentine's Day Gifts 1. Flowers 2. J... = 1. Sold fresh 2. Gold ring, e.g. 3. Fancy ho...

4

  Scott Gardner

16  

Elections for president in the United States of... = See scores there intend to flee into Canada if...

5

  David Bourke

15  

Cameron to Corbyn: "Wear a proper suit, do up y... = Corbyn to Cameron: "Don't put your hard penis ...

6

  Jason Lofts

12  

The World's Ten Most Unsafe Airlines - Batik ... = - alarm - Arab hijackers - don't maintain en...

7

  Rosie Perera

11  

Conspiracy theories surround Supreme Court Justi... = I realised pals were just huntin' outdoors, and...

8

  Adie Pena

8  

THE TOP THREE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDE... = 1. Man Rules! (Zip This Creep's Mouth!) 2. TR...

9

  turnip

3  

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled mas... = Donald Trump to our teary-eyed neighbors: "M...

10

  Dharam Khalsa

2  

Conspiracy theories surround Supreme Court Justi... = Undercurrents or disparities circulate each hou...

 

  Total points:

147 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.385)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

27  

Who is in to get inaugurated up ahead? We have Trump... absolutely not. Heaven hopes they defeat Cruz! Maybe Bernie S...

2

  Rosie Perera

23  

"Oh yeah, I will win this November. Easy to recognize I apparently have a superb talent, beauty, a huge bond fund. But t...

3

  Tony Crafter

17  

T. BLAIR (Ode) All you humble people may graft and strive Other ones play and breeze a win Yet how can he be a r...

4

  Christopher Sturdy

12  

People who love anagrams: Larry Brash, he is amazing! He can be a bit funny but twenty years he led us, eh..?! Undou...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

Monopoly Candy Land Battleship Twister Mouse Trap Boggle They are a breeze to a savvy child, but why unleash undue pain ...

5

  Maurice Goddard

11  

Yeah! Chap won freedom by being brave! Zealous, but sure! Indestructible! Stately, huge! Happy! Who? The anti-apa...

7

  Larry Brash

9  

Gamblers Anonymous recognized why a lot of people are driven to what they believe a hunch: "It is a sure a bet!", but a...

8

  David Bourke

6  

But not the Anagrammy Awards, though...you do have unbelievable senior citizen Tony Crafter, he's plainly unbeatable - ...

9

  Adie Pena

5  

I realized that when the man had to pay costly alimony because you'd rather be loved than unbearably be with one repugn...

9

  Ellie Dent

5  

Oh bother! That means arguably, an utter toad - a hopeless, wretched, underachieving dope - may annoy us, suppo...

11

  Jason Lofts

4  

- "The Donald"/"The Gypper" Trump (the baboon has a wavy toupee) - Bernie "Baloney! Humbug!" Sanders - Suave Senator ...

12

  Julian Lofts

0  

Yippie yi yo! Undebatably, that POTUS vote mega rant: "Teflon Don" Trump, "Rube" Rubio, "Grease Ball" Cruz, "She-Devil" ...

 

  Total points:

130 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.545)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

39  

A young man who was chronically shy went into a... = Ever since I was a lad, I've had a nagging fe...

2

  Adie Pena

28  

10 Reasons Trump Will Win The GOP Nomination 1... = 10 Reasons Trump Will Never Become President ...

3

  Jason Lofts

27  

... = . . . I can think of a few places I want it ...

4

  Dharam Khalsa

23  

... = ...

5

  Ellie Dent

10  

'Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?' ... = Other times ma'am, we put a tiny drop of acid...

6

  Julian Lofts

6  

Just Some of the Leading Players in the Litvine... = Truth or Lies? 1. Polonium-induced acute rad...

7

  View

4  

These Are The Ten Best Cities In The World To L... = 1. Look, here tender inviting Austria! 2,8....

 

  Total points:

137 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.304)

SPECIAL:

1

  Tony Crafter

56  

15 Dolly Parton quotes to live your life by:

2

  Adie Pena

38  

LINES INDITED WITH ALL THE DEPRAVITY OF POVERTY by Ogden Nash

 

  Total points:

94 

from 20 votes     (DFE factor: 0.100)

RUDE:

1

  Scott Gardner

45  

Breast reduction = I see "D" bra turn to "C".

2

  Jesse Frankovich

34  

I love to masturbate = Marvelous to beat it!

3

  Tony Crafter

22  

Playboy's first non-nude edition = Penis-fondler: "I say no, don't buy it!"

4

  Jason Lofts

7  

Masturbation sleeve ~ or suitable semen vat.

5

  View

6  

Playboy's first non-nude edition = Up no fanny, no tit, bodily desires.

6

  Adie Pena

5  

Won't touch her ~ hot whore cunt!

6

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

He has come out of the closet =s A cute set of homo clothes, eh?!

8

  David Bourke

3  

Christopher Sean Lowe = Arsehole...sphincter...OW!

 

  Total points:

127 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.348)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Jesse Frankovich

96.23

 

Julian Lofts

17.00

Tony Crafter

77.00

 

Christopher Sturdy

14.18

Jason Lofts

60.20

 

Ed Pegg Jr

11.61

Adie Pena

50.25

 

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

10.64

Dharam Khalsa

41.69

 

Zoran Radisavlevic

6.93

David Bourke

41.52

 

John Ramos

6.27

Ellie Dent

35.62

 

Maurice Goddard

6.00

View

30.58

 

Rick Rothstein

2.11

Rosie Perera

23.13

 

Dan Fortier

1.63

Scott Gardner

21.81

 

turnip

1.15

Larry Brash

20.94

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

4

0

2

Jesse Frankovich

3

2

3

Jason Lofts

1

0

2

Dharam Khalsa

1

0

0

Scott Gardner

1

0

0

Adie Pena

0

3

0

David Bourke

0

2

0

Ellie Dent

0

1

0

Larry Brash

0

1

0

Rosie Perera

0

1

0

Zoran Radisavlevic

0

1

0

Julian Lofts

0

0

1

View

0

0

1


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