| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Jason Lofts | 25 | Old age pensioner = A person gone idle. |
2 | View | 21 | All the signs point to ~ the polling stations. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 16 | The ladies footwear = 'Twas a heel to die for! |
4 | George Sicherman | 14 | General Relativity = Alter given reality. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | 'I' before 'e', right? So, it's been defying us in 'weigh' or ~ 'feisty heist on weird beige foreign neighbours.' |
6 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | Debate preparation = Appear to be trained! |
7 | Mark Huffman | 8 | Fruits and vegetables = "Vegan's feast!" I blurted. |
7 | John Ramos | 8 | "Two for the price of one" sale = We offer cheap loot in store. |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | Self-realisation = Life is not as real. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 7 | A lighthouse keeper = Rough sea, eh? Keep lit. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Unpleasant odours ~ turn a nose up loads. |
12 | Christopher Davis | 5 | Five finger discount ~ invited officer's gun. |
13 | Josiah Winslow | 4 | Plagiarism = Similar gap. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Economy tip = Money topic. |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Honesty is the best policy = Set not to lie by his psyche. |
13 | Larry Brash | 4 | Fair dinkum ~ if I am drunk. |
17 | Julian Lofts | 0 | Diapers = RP's idea. |
Total points: | 161 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.630) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The late singer Amy Jade Winehouse = Ah, we enjoyed the genius's material. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 23 | The West Family: 1. Kanye 2. Kim Kardashian ... = 1. "Shit, I'm a wanker!" 2. That flashy Armen... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 20 | 'Brangelina' split = Liberating plans? |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | Can the Cubs really win the World Series? = Well, worry slides in, but there's a chance! |
5 | David Bourke | 17 | The French actress and singer Marion Cotillard ‡ Contender for her Christmas card list: Angelina! |
6 | View | 15 | "The Magnificent Seven" = Main scene - fight event. |
7 | Jason Lofts | 14 | The fearsome Gennady Golovkin = Mean gloved fighter KO's anyone. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | Game of Thrones = Art of hegemons. |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | Shatner as Captain Kirk = Hack's a pain in 'Star Trek.' |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | The American television drama "Better Call Saul" = It revealed talent similar to ambulance chaser. |
Total points: | 160 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
1 | Mark Huffman | 20 | Hillary Clinton health issues = It's not a hunch - she really is ill! |
2 | Christopher Davis | 17 | Arnold Palmer dead at eighty-seven = All-star end. He dominated every PGA. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The US presidential debates ~ belied phrase: 'United States'. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church = Could be character, the charity, and those miracles. |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 12 | The Eleventh of September, Two Thousand and One = The event: planes made both of the Towers undone. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Trump doesn't pay taxes, ~ yet expats must. Pardon?! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | A Trump act is one ~ storm in a teacup! |
6 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Trump's arcane idea is ~ "Americans are stupid!" |
9 | Rob Bretveld | 10 | Many feel silent Trump hate = "He's temperamentally unfit!" |
10 | Jesse Frankovich | 7 | The US presidential debate = The detested pair is unable. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | The upcoming American elections = Gee, a Clinton-Trump choice is mean! :( |
12 | John Ramos | 5 | National anthem protests spread across NFL = Stars sit. Cops deplore them. Anal fans rant on. |
13 | David Bourke | 4 | Mrs Clinton to drop out? = Trump stood in control. |
14 | John Ramoos | 3 | National anthem protests spread across NFL = Stars halt, sit, deplore mean cops. Fans rant, "No!" |
14 | Jason Lofts | 3 | Unrest in Charlotte, North Carolina = The rancor unrolls at an ethnic riot. |
14 | Tony Crafter | 3 | H. Clinton goads Trump in the Presidential debate = Splendid test, but God help their American nation. |
17 | View | 2 | Hillary Clinton / Donald Trump debates = Both normally prudent, ill candidates. |
17 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Basket of deplorables = Fat blokes plebs adore |
Total points: | 155 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.692) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 40 | The Republican nominee Donald Trump = Rich man under blonde toupee implant. |
2 | David Bourke | 28 | The former Baywatch actress Pamela Denise Anderson = Noted for her dream "ample assets" in scanty beachwear! |
3 | View | 22 | Saint Teresa of Calcutta = Salute to fantastic care. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 13 | The late US golfer Arnold Daniel Palmer = The real deal - great pro and full-on smile. |
5 | Mark Huffman | 10 | Miss Universe Alicia Machado = A vicious dame. She's a criminal! |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Arnold Daniel 'The King of Golf' Palmer = Old legend got rank in hall of fame. RIP |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Israeli leader Shimon Peres = A real loss here in demise. RIP. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Harold Bornstein = "Don's a born Hitler!" |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson ~ inhaled joints and ignored Syrian air battle recap. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Thomas Ford = So, Mr Hot Fad! |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | The Trump Foundation = Impound that fortune! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 32 | The State of Florida = After heat, it floods. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | The Apple Store Employee of the Month = To help me to operate the phone myself. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 13 | Iron Dome mobile all-weather aerial defense system = Obliterated a few more enemy shells aimed on Israel. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 8 | The Syrian ceasefire = Hey, I sneer, it's a farce! |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | The Labour Party's NEC = Alas put Corbyn there! |
5 | Rob Bretveld | 8 | The President of Mexico = Hi, Don expects to fire me. |
8 | David Bourke | 7 | Member of Parliament for Leicester East = Intimate male escorts preferable for me! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Conservapedia.com is 'The Trustworthy Encyclopedia' = So, can you respect the Democratic viewpoints? Hardly! |
9 | View | 6 | The American Express = Me in extra-cash spree. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 5 | The Donald J. Trump Foundation = Dolt put hand in "Me Too Fund" jar. |
Total points: | 148 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.440) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | BEST-SELLING SINGLES EVER 1. White Christmas ... = 1. Bing's massive Yuletide hit 2. Elton in hy... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 23 | One evening, this grasshopper walked into a cit... = The grasshopper blinked, turned, cried: 'What?... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | George Orwell: War is peace. Slavery is free... = Ergo: Passive aggression. The weary farmers.... |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | How Clinton and Trump fared in the first presid... ~ She went for it and did fine; the darn part-ti... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 15 | ... = 1. Fare in tins, if off 2. Small foes infest ... |
6 | John Ramos | 9 | Standing Rock Sioux tribe protests Dakota Acces... = Picketers speak up: "No toxic oil tar on sacre... |
7 | Christopher Davis | 6 | NASA Just Got A Huge Budget, And Orders, To Sen... = Astronauts persuaded to adapt - should go ge... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | The planets: Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupi... = USA launch President Trump Unreal! (Just pay... |
9 | View | 4 | Republican Party nominee for President of the U... = D.Trump - he's a bitter, opinionated, freneti... |
Total points: | 125 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | ... = courier>... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 21 | First letter's in ... |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 9 | Example: the tan child, who's soft as it is, unqualified for office, and can't listen to the slightest criticism from ot... |
3 | Adie Pena | 9 | Lexicographer Junior for himself confirms: It is the offices, schools that quite need. Prints a terrific tome of tex... |
5 | David Bourke | 8 | To the crux (from old Mr HSP): "An anagram post, short or Long, is rejected if the letters of each half of it are not eq... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Phallogocentrism. "What's that?" I request. Just one extreme idea this philosopher (came from far-off Algeria) himself ... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Whether it is official forms or complex tax returns, I'd opt to read the small print, as I'm confident each of those fi... |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 6 | "A tax return is not quite real or existent if it doesn't conceal the specifics from a few gross thefts or some other h... |
9 | Christopher Davis | 4 | Disclaimer: Wait professor - Are these specific chapters all on the next exam? If I don't understand the question, m... |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Fresh attempt at the old toxic cliche, Quote from a journalist's dossier: If the racist madman wins, No remorse for ... |
11 | Julian Lofts | 2 | Data shall inform the gestaltist question. Which French mesmerist from Algeria authored "Specters of Marx"? "Politics ... |
12 | Rosie Perera | 1 | O, as a child, I'd first pen exotic secret mirror-messages with lemon juice, then see them sort of disappear (off). I l... |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 0 | It's Democratic aspiration, Which requires some explanation: To office hopes and aides she clung - Exhorts fresh effort ... |
Total points: | 112 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.684) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Two Indian doctors were having a heated exchang... = An urban cop on horseback says to a little gir... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | A man is in the hospital for a whole battery of... = The defeated man collapses at the blow of the ... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 19 | Actors Reportedly In The Running To Replace Dan... = Re-engineered as James Bond persona? 1. Lean,... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | I present the list of all seven Continents of t... = Donald Trump alienates each one - the vain poli... |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 13 | "Hillary Clinton and her campaign of Two-Thousa... = Incredibly, it happens he isn't born in Africa... |
6 | Christopher Davis | 7 | ... = ... |
Total points: | 110 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 43 | The New Colossus |
2 | Tony Crafter | 36 | DATING IN THE SIXTIES |
3 | Christopher Davis | 22 | September Eleventh Two Thousand One |
Total points: | 101 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 38 | Don't shit where you eat = You do that in the sewer! |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | As naked as on the day she was born = Sees booty, hardens and has a wank! |
3 | View | 17 | The adult diaper = I'd halt a turd/pee. |
4 | Adie Pena | 14 | Hillary or Donald? = Lady or li'l hard on? |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 14 | Genital = A tingle. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 14 | Heavens, that's a big one – said the actress to... = Gosh, heaven! The tip's in - as the abbess sai... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | A depilated scrotum = Dead testicular mop |
Total points: | 125 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.318) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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