Anagrammy Leaders' Board - September, 2016 - 27 votes cast

27 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Jason Lofts

25  

Old age pensioner = A person gone idle.

2

  View

21  

All the signs point to ~ the polling stations.

3

  Ellie Dent

16  

The ladies footwear = 'Twas a heel to die for!

4

  George Sicherman

14  

General Relativity = Alter given reality.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

14  

'I' before 'e', right? So, it's been defying us in 'weigh' or ~ 'feisty heist on weird beige foreign neighbours.'

6

  Jesse Frankovich

13  

Debate preparation = Appear to be trained!

7

  Mark Huffman

8  

Fruits and vegetables = "Vegan's feast!" I blurted.

7

  John Ramos

8  

"Two for the price of one" sale = We offer cheap loot in store.

9

  Adie Pena

7  

Self-realisation = Life is not as real.

9

  Rosie Perera

7  

A lighthouse keeper = Rough sea, eh? Keep lit.

9

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

7  

Unpleasant odours ~ turn a nose up loads.

12

  Christopher Davis

5  

Five finger discount ~ invited officer's gun.

13

  Josiah Winslow

4  

Plagiarism = Similar gap.

13

  Tony Crafter

4  

Economy tip = Money topic.

13

  Christopher Sturdy

4  

Honesty is the best policy = Set not to lie by his psyche.

13

  Larry Brash

4  

Fair dinkum ~ if I am drunk.

17

  Julian Lofts

0  

Diapers = RP's idea.

 

  Total points:

161 

from 27 votes     (DFE factor: 0.630)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Tony Crafter

24  

The late singer Amy Jade Winehouse = Ah, we enjoyed the genius's material.

2

  Julian Lofts

23  

The West Family: 1. Kanye 2. Kim Kardashian ... = 1. "Shit, I'm a wanker!" 2. That flashy Armen...

3

  Ellie Dent

20  

'Brangelina' split = Liberating plans?

4

  Jesse Frankovich

19  

Can the Cubs really win the World Series? = Well, worry slides in, but there's a chance!

5

  David Bourke

17  

The French actress and singer Marion Cotillard Contender for her Christmas card list: Angelina!

6

  View

15  

"The Magnificent Seven" = Main scene - fight event.

7

  Jason Lofts

14  

The fearsome Gennady Golovkin = Mean gloved fighter KO's anyone.

7

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

14  

Game of Thrones = Art of hegemons.

9

  Adie Pena

10  

Shatner as Captain Kirk = Hack's a pain in 'Star Trek.'

10

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

The American television drama "Better Call Saul" = It revealed talent similar to ambulance chaser.

 

  Total points:

160 

from 27 votes     (DFE factor: 0.370)

TOPICAL:

1

  Mark Huffman

20  

Hillary Clinton health issues = It's not a hunch - she really is ill!

2

  Christopher Davis

17  

Arnold Palmer dead at eighty-seven = All-star end. He dominated every PGA.

3

  Ellie Dent

14  

The US presidential debates ~ belied phrase: 'United States'.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

13  

Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church = Could be character, the charity, and those miracles.

5

  Josiah Winslow

12  

The Eleventh of September, Two Thousand and One = The event: planes made both of the Towers undone.

6

  Rosie Perera

11  

Trump doesn't pay taxes, ~ yet expats must. Pardon?!

6

  Christopher Sturdy

11  

A Trump act is one ~ storm in a teacup!

6

  Julian Lofts

11  

Trump's arcane idea is ~ "Americans are stupid!"

9

  Rob Bretveld

10  

Many feel silent Trump hate = "He's temperamentally unfit!"

10

  Jesse Frankovich

7  

The US presidential debate = The detested pair is unable.

10

  Meyran Kraus

7  

The upcoming American elections = Gee, a Clinton-Trump choice is mean! :(

12

  John Ramos

5  

National anthem protests spread across NFL = Stars sit. Cops deplore them. Anal fans rant on.

13

  David Bourke

4  

Mrs Clinton to drop out? = Trump stood in control.

14

  John Ramoos

3  

National anthem protests spread across NFL = Stars halt, sit, deplore mean cops. Fans rant, "No!"

14

  Jason Lofts

3  

Unrest in Charlotte, North Carolina = The rancor unrolls at an ethnic riot.

14

  Tony Crafter

3  

H. Clinton goads Trump in the Presidential debate = Splendid test, but God help their American nation.

17

  View

2  

Hillary Clinton / Donald Trump debates = Both normally prudent, ill candidates.

17

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

2  

Basket of deplorables = Fat blokes plebs adore

 

  Total points:

155 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.692)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

40  

The Republican nominee Donald Trump = Rich man under blonde toupee implant.

2

  David Bourke

28  

The former Baywatch actress Pamela Denise Anderson = Noted for her dream "ample assets" in scanty beachwear!

3

  View

22  

Saint Teresa of Calcutta = Salute to fantastic care.

4

  Tony Crafter

13  

The late US golfer Arnold Daniel Palmer = The real deal - great pro and full-on smile.

5

  Mark Huffman

10  

Miss Universe Alicia Machado = A vicious dame. She's a criminal!

5

  Christopher Sturdy

10  

Arnold Daniel 'The King of Golf' Palmer = Old legend got rank in hall of fame. RIP

7

  Rosie Perera

9  

Israeli leader Shimon Peres = A real loss here in demise. RIP.

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

6  

Harold Bornstein = "Don's a born Hitler!"

8

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson ~ inhaled joints and ignored Syrian air battle recap.

10

  Ellie Dent

2  

Thomas Ford = So, Mr Hot Fad!

 

  Total points:

146 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.400)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Tony Crafter

37  

The Trump Foundation = Impound that fortune!

2

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

32  

The State of Florida = After heat, it floods.

3

  Jesse Frankovich

18  

The Apple Store Employee of the Month = To help me to operate the phone myself.

4

  Jason Lofts

13  

Iron Dome mobile all-weather aerial defense system = Obliterated a few more enemy shells aimed on Israel.

5

  Julian Lofts

8  

The Syrian ceasefire = Hey, I sneer, it's a farce!

5

  Christopher Sturdy

8  

The Labour Party's NEC = Alas put Corbyn there!

5

  Rob Bretveld

8  

The President of Mexico = Hi, Don expects to fire me.

8

  David Bourke

7  

Member of Parliament for Leicester East = Intimate male escorts preferable for me!

9

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

Conservapedia.com is 'The Trustworthy Encyclopedia' = So, can you respect the Democratic viewpoints? Hardly!

9

  View

6  

The American Express = Me in extra-cash spree.

11

  Rosie Perera

5  

The Donald J. Trump Foundation = Dolt put hand in "Me Too Fund" jar.

 

  Total points:

148 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.440)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

27  

BEST-SELLING SINGLES EVER 1. White Christmas ... = 1. Bing's massive Yuletide hit 2. Elton in hy...

2

  Ellie Dent

23  

One evening, this grasshopper walked into a cit... = The grasshopper blinked, turned, cried: 'What?...

3

  Dharam Khalsa

20  

George Orwell: War is peace. Slavery is free... = Ergo: Passive aggression. The weary farmers....

4

  Adie Pena

16  

How Clinton and Trump fared in the first presid... ~ She went for it and did fine; the darn part-ti...

5

  Jason Lofts

15  

... = 1. Fare in tins, if off 2. Small foes infest ...

6

  John Ramos

9  

Standing Rock Sioux tribe protests Dakota Acces... = Picketers speak up: "No toxic oil tar on sacre...

7

  Christopher Davis

6  

NASA Just Got A Huge Budget, And Orders, To Sen... = Astronauts persuaded to adapt - should go ge...

8

  Christopher Sturdy

5  

The planets: Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupi... = USA launch President Trump Unreal! (Just pay...

9

  View

4  

Republican Party nominee for President of the U... = D.Trump - he's a bitter, opinionated, freneti...

 

  Total points:

125 

from 21 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Meyran Kraus

34  

... = courier>...

2

  Ellie Dent

21  

First letter's in ...

3

  Josiah Winslow

9  

Example: the tan child, who's soft as it is, unqualified for office, and can't listen to the slightest criticism from ot...

3

  Adie Pena

9  

Lexicographer Junior for himself confirms: It is the offices, schools that quite need. Prints a terrific tome of tex...

5

  David Bourke

8  

To the crux (from old Mr HSP): "An anagram post, short or Long, is rejected if the letters of each half of it are not eq...

5

  Jason Lofts

8  

Phallogocentrism. "What's that?" I request. Just one extreme idea this philosopher (came from far-off Algeria) himself ...

7

  Tony Crafter

7  

Whether it is official forms or complex tax returns, I'd opt to read the small print, as I'm confident each of those fi...

8

  Jesse Frankovich

6  

"A tax return is not quite real or existent if it doesn't conceal the specifics from a few gross thefts or some other h...

9

  Christopher Davis

4  

Disclaimer: Wait professor - Are these specific chapters all on the next exam? If I don't understand the question, m...

10

  Dharam Khalsa

3  

Fresh attempt at the old toxic cliche, Quote from a journalist's dossier: If the racist madman wins, No remorse for ...

11

  Julian Lofts

2  

Data shall inform the gestaltist question. Which French mesmerist from Algeria authored "Specters of Marx"? "Politics ...

12

  Rosie Perera

1  

O, as a child, I'd first pen exotic secret mirror-messages with lemon juice, then see them sort of disappear (off). I l...

13

  Christopher Sturdy

0  

It's Democratic aspiration, Which requires some explanation: To office hopes and aides she clung - Exhorts fresh effort ...

 

  Total points:

112 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.684)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

37  

Two Indian doctors were having a heated exchang... = An urban cop on horseback says to a little gir...

2

  Dharam Khalsa

21  

A man is in the hospital for a whole battery of... = The defeated man collapses at the blow of the ...

3

  Jason Lofts

19  

Actors Reportedly In The Running To Replace Dan... = Re-engineered as James Bond persona? 1. Lean,...

4

  Christopher Sturdy

13  

I present the list of all seven Continents of t... = Donald Trump alienates each one - the vain poli...

4

  Josiah Winslow

13  

"Hillary Clinton and her campaign of Two-Thousa... = Incredibly, it happens he isn't born in Africa...

6

  Christopher Davis

7  

... = ...

 

  Total points:

110 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.316)

SPECIAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

43  

The New Colossus

2

  Tony Crafter

36  

DATING IN THE SIXTIES

3

  Christopher Davis

22  

September Eleventh Two Thousand One

 

  Total points:

101 

from 18 votes     (DFE factor: 0.167)

RUDE:

1

  Jesse Frankovich

38  

Don't shit where you eat = You do that in the sewer!

2

  Christopher Sturdy

18  

As naked as on the day she was born = Sees booty, hardens and has a wank!

3

  View

17  

The adult diaper = I'd halt a turd/pee.

4

  Adie Pena

14  

Hillary or Donald? = Lady or li'l hard on?

4

  Josiah Winslow

14  

Genital = A tingle.

4

  Jason Lofts

14  

Heavens, that's a big one said the actress to... = Gosh, heaven! The tip's in - as the abbess sai...

7

  Tony Crafter

10  

A depilated scrotum = Dead testicular mop

 

  Total points:

125 

from 22 votes     (DFE factor: 0.318)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

72.19

 

Adie Pena

25.58

Jesse Frankovich

60.18

 

Josiah Winslow

25.54

Ellie Dent

52.20

 

Mark Huffman

22.88

Jason Lofts

51.08

 

Julian Lofts

21.02

Dharam Khalsa

41.59

 

Rosie Perera

18.51

View

38.73

 

John Ramos

12.36

Meyran Kraus

35.28

 

Rob Bretveld

10.44

Christopher Sturdy

29.63

 

George Sicherman

8.81

David Bourke

28.82

 

Larry Brash

2.52

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

27.46

 

John Ramoos

2.08

Christopher Davis

26.10

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

4

1

0

Jesse Frankovich

2

0

1

Meyran Kraus

2

0

0

Jason Lofts

1

0

1

Mark Huffman

1

0

0

Ellie Dent

0

2

3

View

0

1

2

Christopher Davis

0

1

1

Dharam Khalsa

0

1

1

Christopher Sturdy

0

1

0

David Bourke

0

1

0

Julian Lofts

0

1

0

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

0

1

0

Adie Pena

0

0

1

Josiah Winslow

0

0

1


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