Anagrammy Leaders' Board - October, 2016 - 35 votes cast

35 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Rob Bretveld

46  

Climate change denialists: ~ "That's all imagined science."

2

  Ellie Dent

35  

The inevitable = Believe in that!

3

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

25  

Spiral staircase = Rails arc as I step.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

20  

Senior retirement homes = Rest on memories in there.

5

  Jason Lofts

18  

Old age pensioner = Idle one, a sponger.

6

  John Ramos

15  

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder = Yeah, Ethel is beefy but I dote on her.

7

  View

10  

Real peace all over the world = Here love to all replaced war.

8

  Christopher Davis

8  

Back To the Drawing Board = He can't dig bad work, abort!

8

  Adie Pena

8  

Worst case scenarios = A war's cost; recession.

10

  Josiah Winslow

7  

Point six one eight = Existing: one to phi.

11

  Tony Crafter

3  

Alienation to romance = An emotional reaction?

12

  Tyler Severance

2  

Recounts of income = Economic fortunes.

12

  Christopher Sturdy

2  

Honi Soit qui Mal y pense = It is no shame, only pique!

12

  Rosie Perera

2  

Compounding pharmacy = Champion drug company.

15

  George Sicherman

1  

Traditional Chinese medicine = I heal cancers in time, I don't die.

 

  Total points:

202 

from 35 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Tony Crafter

43  

Simon and Garfunkel Hits Collection ~ does contain enthralling folk music.

2

  Dharam Khalsa

42  

Famous pieces: 1. Mona Lisa 2. Starry Night ... = 1. A pleasant smile 2. Ah, Saint-Rémy 3. Ups...(Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  Rosie Perera

38  

How do you solve a problem like Maria? = Obvious: allow her ample Do-Re-Mi, okay?

4

  Meyran Kraus

27  

Alec Baldwin's Saturday Night Live impersonation = His visit basically tearing Donald Trump a new one.

5

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

15  

Bruce Springsteen's autobiography = "Born to Run" is epic pages by huge star.

6

  Christopher Sturdy

12  

Stupid White Men by Michael Moore = Is maybe who elected Trump in, imho?

7

  View

11  

Rolling Stones band = Born to sing and sell.

8

  Adie Pena

9  

Stephen Sondheim's "Sunday in the Park with George" = Might Seurat know? Engrossed, he is happy in the end.

9

  Josiah Winslow

4  

Studio audience = I edit, cue a sound!

10

  Ellie Dent

2  

Secret Heart by the Canadian singer Ron Sexsmith = Harmony exhibits sadness: regret at inert chance.

 

  Total points:

203 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.294)

TOPICAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

36  

Donald Trump's presidential campaign = Man's a liar peddling crap to stupid men.

2

  Tony Crafter

25  

Samsung's ceased production of its Galaxy Note Seven ~ over suggestions it's unsafe, can explode, and may cost.

3

  Adie Pena

22  

'Trick or Treat' costumes for Halloween = Witch, skeleton, or a creature from "Lost".

4

  Rosie Perera

17  

The few remaining undecided American voters = Underachieving demented racist or mean wife?

5

  Christopher Sturdy

15  

The Republicans (also known as The Grand Old Party) ~ as let down by an old, thick, rash, unpleasant groper!

6

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

13  

The genius of Donald Trump = A peddling of some untruth.

7

  Julian Lofts

10  

Result's a romp = Trump's a loser!

7

  Larry Brash

10  

Will Donald Trump become the next US President? = Plans in mind: must be expected to rule the World.

9

  David Bourke

9  

The American presidential debates = H.R.C. - Is able, at ease. / D.T. - Mean, inept, dire.

10

  Rob Bretveld

8  

Russian hackers = Sharks in U.S. race.

10

  Christopher Davis

8  

ExoMars lander may have exploded on impact = Explore command had expensive alarm today.

12

  Rick Rothstein

6  

The Trump surrogates = Gruesome part-truths.

12

  Jesse Frankovich

6  

Town hall debate = Lethal beatdown.

14

  Jason Lofts

5  

Trump's cameo role in a Playboy softcore porn film = Boo! No Oscar for player in smutty female romp clip.

14

  Ellie Dent

5  

Closure of the Calais Migrants Camp = House claimants from tragic places.

16

  Eric Banks

3  

Trump says she is "such a nasty woman" ~ ...as this unworthy man-yap scams, sues.

16

  Dharam Khalsa

3  

I heard Donald Trump saying: "Such a nasty woman" = And as ordinary dialog: "She must want my paunch."

18

  View

2  

Trump for President ‡ Firm/tender support

 

  Total points:

203 

from 35 votes     (DFE factor: 0.514)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Julian Lofts

37  

Melodist Stephen Sondheim = He's penned some hits, I'm told.

2

  Tony Crafter

30  

Prime Minister Theresa Mary May = Yes, in my empire I am rather smart.

2

  Dharam Khalsa

30  

First Lady of the US, Michelle Obama = At times, so-called hub of her family.

4

  Rick Rothstein

29  

The English actor Benedict Cumberbatch = BBC: He became the hit cult icon Dr. Strange.

5

  nedesto

21  

President Hillary Rodham Clinton = An incompetent, horrid, shrill lady.

6

  Rob Bretveld

18  

Misogynist Donald Trump = Stuns GOP: "I'm dirty old man."

7

  Larry Brash

9  

Brutus, the Newfoundland dog = Wonderful hound. Best at dung!

8

  Josiah Winslow

8  

FBI Director James Comey = Daytime job's crime-force.

9

  View

6  

Gretchen Elizabeth Carlson = The long, zenithal CBS career.

9

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

6  

The Donald and Melania Trump = Put "damn liar" and then "a model".

11

  Adie Pena

5  

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren = Rested winner & one good girl.

12

  David Bourke

3  

Shayne Thomas Ward = What a messy hard-on!

12

  Rosie Perera

3  

Trump's campaign manager Kellyanne Conway = Pan a cruel enemy camp's angry talking woman.

 

  Total points:

205 

from 35 votes     (DFE factor: 0.371)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

49  

The United States of America = A frenetic madhouse, I attest.

2

  Ellie Dent

36  

The Rosetta Spacecraft = Each test reports a fact.

3

  Jason Lofts

30  

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phone device = Giant snag - "Seven" may explode. Ouch!

4

  Dharam Khalsa

20  

What needs led to his cardiac arrest? = Traditional Cheddar Cheese Straws!

5

  Christopher Davis

18  

The Trump Foundation = Impotent author fund.

6

  Rick Rothstein

12  

Hurricane Matthew = Ah! Much wetter rain.

7

  Josiah Winslow

11  

Central Asia = Real satanic.

8

  Adie Pena

9  

The Samsung Galaxy Note Seven = Huge nasty snag vexes men a lot!

9

  View

3  

"Oregon Ducks" = Go, score! Dunk!

9

  Christopher Sturdy

3  

The Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament = Arch maniac, Trump: Atoms endanger life!

11

  Rosie Perera

2  

The Log Cabin Republicans = Oh, nice! LGBT's public arena.

12

  Tony Crafter

0  

The Gobi Desert in Central Asia = i.e., big land-tract site (one hears).

 

  Total points:

193 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.364)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Josiah Winslow

49  

TRUMP (n): a valuable resource that may be used... = TRUMP: a vulgar, audacious, easily angered, no...

2

  Ellie Dent

24  

Young Buddy was sitting on a bench in the park... = 'Look at that - choc can be light, yet a toxi...

3

  Tony Crafter

21  

LONDON'S TOP ATTRACTIONS HERE 1. Studio Tour -... = 1. A magic experience, so partake today! 2. M...

3

  Meyran Kraus

21  

The Four American Candidates: 1. Hillary Clint... = 1. Dull android 2. Enjoying the occasional j...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

15  

Those Five Current Living Presidents of the USA... = * One serves--a big job * Three urge Hillary ...

6

  Adie Pena

12  

TRUMP: To outrank or defeat someone or something... = TRUMP: One Republican monster who may hit on y...

7

  Christopher Sturdy

11  

Occam's Razor: "When you have two competing th... = Trump to lose election: Theory One: Men amaze...

8

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

10  

Hillary Clinton, President of the United States... = I patent it: first female in history to handle...

9

  Mark Huffman

7  

President Hillary Clinton's husband, the "First... = Flirty Bill's enthused hand can grope the slim...

10

  Jason Lofts

6  

Was fly sending message when it landed on Hilla... = Yes, a flying insect signals the woman's decli...

10

  View

6  

Donald Trump Appeared In A Playboy Softcore Porn Video = Top candour: bloody nominee for Pres. played a vapid part

10

  Christopher Davis

6  

The top BMX riders from around the world are in... = Extreme bikers with great determination plan t...

 

  Total points:

188 

from 32 votes     (DFE factor: 0.375)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Tony Crafter

43  

A dim, giddy girl, Tara Gunny, Dresses hot and looks sorta funny, At night she appears In a tail and long ears, T...

2

  David Bourke

23  

Clinton's a serpent, I'd say. (Her husband's a stud...bonks away!) Kinda easy to pillory, Nagging, arrogant Hillary...

3

  Meyran Kraus

21  

A defiant guy stupidly roared He was "spunky" and had "balls galore", But a nasty aspirant, As an orange, gross tyra...

4

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

20  

Donald Trump, as un-nasty surprise Of ugly and rank bragging dies ... That's a plan, any day On a headstone to say: ...

5

  Ellie Dent

10  

There once was a shy young panda Drunkenly got a bandana And also a glittery shirt It sounds grisly; for, I assert,...

6

  Jason Lofts

9  

Aronas Pinchas, an Israeli, asked us guys to anagram poetry, adding that we should try to be funny. I respond arrogantl...

7

  Christopher Sturdy

8  

Horrid anagram punners aren't fussy. In taking a word that ain't 'cussy'; A little kidology, Nary an apology, And b...

7

  Julian Lofts

8  

Donald Trump's an assaulter "Grab a fanny and assault her" Grind people? Wrong! Not OK! Randy? Shag bitches? Not OK!...

9

  Josiah Winslow

7  

An unpopular standard obeys Doing a task of rhyming any phrase. But, a sound starts like orange? A dastardly chore i...

10

  Dharam Khalsa

6  

Annita, a young Latina daughter, Plays around a lot in water. A guy grabbed her ass, Said, "Nasty, skinny, no class!...

10

  Adie Pena

6  

Your party guest caught in Atlanta Did grossly suggest a paronomasia. She's binned and banned, Royally panned. For...

12

  Christopher Davis

4  

So, you think you are wise And look up to a man that's despised Randy and giggly All hands can't be bigly Arrogant ...

13

  Rosie Perera

0  

Democrats had a donkey: It's usually a bit wonky. GOP's got an elephant: So angry and arrogant. Libertarians, a str...

 

  Total points:

165 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.464)

LONG:

1

  Meyran Kraus

46  

...

1

  Tony Crafter

46  

Joy married Henry; they had twelve children. Th... = Leroy Radford joined in the line of worshipper...

3

  Dharam Khalsa

32  

Remember this: If Hillary Clinton takes the Oat... = Yet, otherwise, if Donald Trump takes the oath...

4

  Christopher Sturdy

11  

The presidential election with a Republican and... = Quite a hard choice in Twenty-Sixteen Donald ...

4

  Julian Lofts

11  

Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one... ~ A nasty orange man materialised Yikes! We wer...

 

  Total points:

146 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.200)

SPECIAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

45  

Shakespeare's Sonnet Fifty-Five ... = ...

2

  Tony Crafter

38  

CURTAIN RODS ... = Charles and Helen Stevens weren't able to conc...

3

  Christopher Sturdy

23  

The Wayfarer by Patrick Pearse ... = Helping Hand The sun is heat, and it is light...

4

  Dharam Khalsa

20  

... = ...

5

  Christopher Davis

9  

In a queue line for getting a cab, ... = Officials are on a big quest - We men find a ...

 

  Total points:

135 

from 23 votes     (DFE factor: 0.217)

RUDE:

1

  Jason Lofts

44  

The US presidential candidate Donald Trump = He is an adept and trim leader. Stupid old cunt!

2

  Dharam Khalsa

23  

Donald Trump (on women): "Grab 'em by the pussy" = Pardon me, lady, but why not grope men's bums?

3

  Tony Crafter

19  

The female's vaginal opening = Given a hell of a penis-magnet!

4

  Julian Lofts

18  

I fancy June's ~ fanny juices.

5

  View

17  

Sexual magnetism = Must examine gals!!!

6

  Christopher Sturdy

15  

Strap-on dildo = To prod in lads

7

  Adie Pena

13  

"Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." ~ Trump. He's saying they touch, bang anybody!

 

  Total points:

149 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.280)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

88.55

 

Christopher Davis

20.15

Dharam Khalsa

66.48

 

View

18.88

Meyran Kraus

63.06

 

Rick Rothstein

18.22

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

54.89

 

David Bourke

16.42

Ellie Dent

44.89

 

Larry Brash

8.49

Jason Lofts

39.94

 

nedesto

7.80

Adie Pena

33.45

 

John Ramos

6.43

Josiah Winslow

32.77

 

Jesse Frankovich

3.09

Christopher Sturdy

32.43

 

Mark Huffman

2.62

Rob Bretveld

30.51

 

Eric Banks

1.54

Julian Lofts

29.84

 

Tyler Severance

0.86

Rosie Perera

22.62

 

George Sicherman

0.43

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

3

3

2

Meyran Kraus

3

0

2

Jason Lofts

1

0

1

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

1

0

1

Josiah Winslow

1

0

0

Julian Lofts

1

0

0

Rob Bretveld

1

0

0

Dharam Khalsa

0

3

1

Ellie Dent

0

3

0

David Bourke

0

1

0

Adie Pena

0

0

1

Christopher Sturdy

0

0

1

Rosie Perera

0

0

1


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