| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 33 | Alternative facts ~ can't avert fat lies. |
2 | Tom Myers | 28 | Crisis management = It means screaming. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 22 | Oral herpes medications = Creams aid sore on the lip. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | An omnivore gets a really balanced diet = I consider any vegetable and/or all meat. |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | There's no accounting for taste = Escargot? French eat it. No, not us! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Weather in winter = New white terrain. |
7 | Tom Myers | 14 | I hate long goodbyes = Do go hastily -- be gone. |
7 | Adie Pena | 14 | A substitute for meat = Tofu. Same attributes. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Air travel these days = Their delays are vast. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Time is a great healer = Harm? I let age erase it! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 5 | I'm not in love = No, I'm violent! |
12 | View | 3 | Fidget Spinner = Fingertips' end. |
Total points: | 186 | from 31 votes |
1 | David Bourke | 34 | The singer Thomas Earl Petty = Simply the greatest on Earth. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | George Orwell's dystopian novel "Animal Farm" = Allegory of Stalin, men, pigs, love, war, and more. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 21 | 'Self Portrait With A Beret' by Claude Oscar Monet = Celebrity artist puts on comfortable headwear. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens = Best child slave workers in city. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 20 | Irish singer Sinead O'Connor = No hair in recording session. |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | Andy Warhol's "Thirty Two Campbell's Soup Cans" = One tasty lunch was world-class pop art by him. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The Nostradamus Prophecies = He predicts our path as omens. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 12 | William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet = All like his enamored pair...just awesome! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | George Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' = Feel the towering ruler's ongoing eye. |
10 | Adie Pena | 9 | TIME's Persons of the Year: The Silence Breakers = These hero(in)es speak of many terrible secrets! |
11 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Raphael: The Sistine Madonna = And he is a phenomenal artist. |
Total points: | 186 | from 31 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | The Donald as our new president = Odds are the planet's now ruined. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Tony Blair calls for people to rise against Brexit = Past political interferer says, "Ignore ballot box!" |
3 | Ellie Dent | 23 | Violent racist hell ~ in Charlottesville. |
4 | Adie Pena | 19 | Islamophobic U.S. president = Trump (based on his policies). |
5 | Scott Gardner | 14 | USA still fears ~ assault rifles. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Meghan and Prince = Champagne dinner! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | New misconduct allegations against Dustin Hoffman = Women in angst accuse him of assault and tit-fondling. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Playboy's Hugh Marston Hefner is dead = Greedy oaf's had his last bunny romp, eh? |
8 | Julian Lofts | 8 | The infant Charlie Gard dies = Life is hard, then a tragic end. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 7 | The Paris climate deal = Halt rapid sea-ice melt. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 7 | United Airlines passenger = Seen in despair, suing later. |
12 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | The United States of America ~ seems to hide a "fact" ain't true. |
Total points: | 182 | from 31 votes |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 34 | Russian President Vladimir Putin = A stern individual inspires Trump. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | David Laurence Brash = Led an absurd archive. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 27 | 1. Barack Obama 2. George W Bush 3. Donald Trump = 1. A black, wet-rag paragon 2. Oh, so dumb! 3. Dumber |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | President Robert Gabriel Mugabe = Aged bumbling reprobate retires. |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | Damn it! Hundreds of people trust ~ President of the U.S. Donald Trump! |
6 | David Bourke | 16 | Camilla Rosemary Shand ~ I'm a lady on Charles's arm. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | White supremacist politician, David Ernest Duke = A nutcase had idiotic views like President Trump. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | The talented comedian Don Rickles = His entire act, end-to-end, mocked all. |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | Sir Paul McCartney of The Beatles = Rich man. Real poet. Lefty bass. Cute. |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | The FBI Director James Comey ~ Ejected from my chair. So be it. |
Total points: | 185 | from 31 votes |
1 | Jon Gearhart | 34 | The Central Bank of Nigeria = Bring on a fake chain letter. |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | The Trump White House = Tweeter? Oh, shut him up! |
3 | Julian Lofts | 20 | Justice Department = Eject Trump instead. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | Irritable bowel syndrome = Bloat blows in my derriere. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 14 | Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil = Wall up your mind from aliens! |
5 | Tom Myers | 14 | The U.S. Mail ~ haul items. |
7 | Adie Pena | 13 | International Committee of the Red Cross = Treatment comes for the soldier in action. |
7 | John Ramos | 13 | Hurricane Harvey = Heavy air churner. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | The United States of America = Meta-truths in a sea of deceit |
10 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Manchester Arena = Men can hear tears... |
11 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Passchendaele, Belgium = Humble, seeing sad place. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The Academy Award for Best Picture = Corrected, but they made a fair swap. |
Total points: | 183 | from 31 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Top five things that a woman looks for in a man:... = Then... a man in a woman: 1. Attractive face 2.... |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | Harvey: A strong tropical hurricane remembered f... = Harvey: One old pervert is in great trouble; te... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Top Five Beatles Songs (vulture.com) 1. A Day In... = 1. Effectively, a fearful LSD event? 2. Based o... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 15 | You are shut in this secluded, windowless, unlov... ~ You've a single gun, with two bullets. So what ... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 14 | The Countries With The Most Smokers 1. Montenegr... = 1. We've lung-rot 2. Coughers unite! 3. Bronchi... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Win, a blonde, goes ice fishing. She takes her s... = Baffled, as she cuts an ice hole, she soon gets... |
6 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Top five bond girls: 1. Honey Ryder 2. Tatiana R... = 1. International diver in Dr. No 2. Venal Sovie... |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | George Harrison's Top Three Beatles Songs 1. Whi... = 1. Huge hit. (Yes, E. Clapton on guitar!) 2. Sh... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | A student sees his pal Alan on a new bike. 'Wher... ~ pulls up, gets off a new, a high-end bike, str... |
10 | Adie Pena | 1 | Our last three VPs 1. Dick Cheney 2. Joe Biden 3... = 1. Empty Republican joke 2. Honest; decisive 3.... |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | "Le grand criard sans honte audacieux Sera esleu gouuerneur de l'armee: La hardiesse de son contenteur Le pont rompu, ci... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The six wives of Henry the Eighth, Catherine of ... = The Spanish wife Execution for treason. They en... |
3 | Adie Pena | 16 | "Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Wor... = "Whatever you do, do it with bravado. Use color... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | "What's the first thing you'd do if we pretend y... = I'd buy gold, invest with Microsoft, and pocket... |
5 | Josiah Winslow | 9 | American President Theodore Roosevelt wrote: "Sp... = Donald Trump tweets: "I yell bigly, raise or pr... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | "Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's... = Here you have a pair of hands. You use the thum... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 7 | "There is a theory which states that if ever any... = 'The answer's Forty Two!' Max cried. He was exc... |
8 | David Bourke | 6 | "That's the thing about girls. Every time they d... = To generalize highly, the majority of the men w... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | 'You should make a point of trying everything on... = I had intended to try: ballooning skydiving a F... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 5 | "Airplane travel is nature's way of making you l... = Perhaps I fly to Tokyo or Korea as a swan, arri... |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | "The most painful thing about mathematics is how... = Math is About The wanna-be Highway Engineer's... |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | "Journalism is printing what someone else does n... = "I'm a one-genre novelist, " Sighs one angry pe... |
Total points: | 123 | from 21 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 28 | For many years, two statues, one male and one f... = A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father we... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | The world's leading expert on European wasps go... ~ The assistant on duty apologizes again, lifts ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | A wealthy attorney parked his brand new Porsche... = After a few beers down at our popular local pu... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 15 | HOW TO WASH THE CAT Firstly, clean the toilet.... ~ Flush the toilet twice. Have someone open the... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Several men were in a golf club changing room. ... = ... |
Total points: | 96 | from 16 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 27 | IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN/IF I ONLY HAD A HEART |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Le Jardin |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | POEM - A STRANGE WILD SONG |
Total points: | 90 | from 15 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | What the ladies are pining for = A hot friend with a large penis. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 21 | A wet tee-shirt and no brassiere = Her bared tits were a sensation! |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | The personal massager = Pleasant orgasms here. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | If you miss the toilet's pan ~ you piss on the mat. It's life. |
5 | Tom Myers | 10 | Two days of shore leave = A steady love of whores. |
6 | Tom Myers | 7 | Female organs ~ feel an orgasm. |
6 | Phil Carmody | 7 | Santa Claus' sack = As slack as a cunt. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | A woman flashing her titties = Oh! I learnt that image is 'NSFW' :-( |
8 | Tony Crafter | 5 | She released the most momentous fart = Mrs steamed out lots of sheer methane. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | You had best prepare yourself for rather a shock = H.H. The Pope - a rosy-arsed altar boy fucker for sure. |
Total points: | 124 | from 21 votes |
1 | David Bourke | 14 | The singer Thomas Earl Petty = Simply the greatest on Earth. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Weather in winter = New white terrain. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Top five things that a woman looks for in a man:... = Then... a man in a woman: 1. Attractive face 2.... |
4 | Adie Pena | 7 | Islamophobic U.S. president = Trump (based on his policies). |
5 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Justice Department = Eject Trump instead. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | David Laurence Brash = Led an absurd archive. |
7 | Jon Gearhart | 5 | The Central Bank of Nigeria = Bring on a fake chain letter. |
8 | Adie Pena | 5 | A substitute for meat = Tofu. Same attributes. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 5 | A student sees his pal Alan on a new bike. 'Wher... ~ pulls up, gets off a new, a high-end bike, str... |
10 | Dean Mayer | 4 | Irish singer Sinead O'Connor = No hair in recording session. |
11 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil = Wall up your mind from aliens! |
12 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Meghan and Prince = Champagne dinner! |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Irritable bowel syndrome = Bloat blows in my derriere. |
14 | Tom Myers | 4 | The U.S. Mail ~ haul items. |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Time is a great healer = Harm? I let age erase it! |
16 | Ellie Dent | 3 | I'm not in love = No, I'm violent! |
17 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | "Le grand criard sans honte audacieux Sera esleu gouuerneur de l'armee: La hardiesse de son contenteur Le pont rompu, ci... |
18 | View | 3 | Fidget Spinner = Fingertips' end. |
19 | Adie Pena | 3 | Damn it! Hundreds of people trust ~ President of the U.S. Donald Trump! |
20 | Tony Crafter | 3 | New misconduct allegations against Dustin Hoffman = Women in angst accuse him of assault and tit-fondling. |
21 | Tony Crafter | 3 | 1. Barack Obama 2. George W Bush 3. Donald Trump = 1. A black, wet-rag paragon 2. Oh, so dumb! 3. Dumber |
22 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | The talented comedian Don Rickles = His entire act, end-to-end, mocked all. |
23 | Adie Pena | 3 | "Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Wor... = "Whatever you do, do it with bravado. Use color... |
24 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Violent racist hell ~ in Charlottesville. |
25 | Tom Myers | 3 | Crisis management = It means screaming. |
26 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | The Donald as our new president = Odds are the planet's now ruined. |
27 | David Bourke | 3 | "That's the thing about girls. Every time they d... = To generalize highly, the majority of the men w... |
28 | Adie Pena | 2 | Harvey: A strong tropical hurricane remembered f... = Harvey: One old pervert is in great trouble; te... |
29 | Adie Pena | 2 | The Trump White House = Tweeter? Oh, shut him up! |
30 | Tony Crafter | 2 | The Countries With The Most Smokers 1. Montenegr... = 1. We've lung-rot 2. Coughers unite! 3. Bronchi... |
31 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens = Best child slave workers in city. |
32 | Tony Crafter | 2 | "What's the first thing you'd do if we pretend y... = I'd buy gold, invest with Microsoft, and pocket... |
33 | David Bourke | 2 | Camilla Rosemary Shand ~ I'm a lady on Charles's arm. |
34 | Adie Pena | 2 | The FBI Director James Comey ~ Ejected from my chair. So be it. |
35 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | An omnivore gets a really balanced diet = I consider any vegetable and/or all meat. |
36 | Adie Pena | 1 | International Committee of the Red Cross = Treatment comes for the soldier in action. |
37 | Adie Pena | 1 | Andy Warhol's "Thirty Two Campbell's Soup Cans" = One tasty lunch was world-class pop art by him. |
38 | Ellie Dent | 1 | 'Self Portrait With A Beret' by Claude Oscar Monet = Celebrity artist puts on comfortable headwear. |
39 | Tony Crafter | 1 | Tony Blair calls for people to rise against Brexit = Past political interferer says, "Ignore ballot box!" |
40 | Ellie Dent | 1 | You are shut in this secluded, windowless, unlov... ~ You've a single gun, with two bullets. So what ... |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes |
1 | Tony Crafter | 18 | IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN/IF I ONLY HAD A HEART |
2 | Tony Crafter | 13 | CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE |
3 | Tony Crafter | 12 | For many years, two statues, one male and one f... = A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father we... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Le Jardin |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The world's leading expert on European wasps go... ~ The assistant on duty apologizes again, lifts ... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 6 | HOW TO WASH THE CAT Firstly, clean the toilet.... ~ Flush the toilet twice. Have someone open the... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | POEM - A STRANGE WILD SONG |
8 | Tony Crafter | 2 | A wealthy attorney parked his brand new Porsche... = After a few beers down at our popular local pu... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Several men were in a golf club changing room. ... = ... |
Total points: | 75 | from 13 votes |
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