| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Scott Gardner | 36 | Oral herpes medications = Creams aid sore on the lip. |
2 | View | 18 | A burka, halal...= Allahu Akbar! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Resting upon one's laurels = Person using a lone result. |
4 | David Bourke | 15 | The pain is great, for all in ~ a faltering relationship. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | There is no point to my life = More nihilist type of tone. |
6 | Tom Myers | 12 | Law and order = Draw 'n' reload. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | A Category Five storm = A most grave ferocity. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | Distance as the crow flies = Line caw faced is shortest. |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | Eggless dairy-free mayonnaise ~ on my leafy greens, I agree, is sad. :-( |
10 | Ellie Dent | 7 | This ain't love = No, that is evil. |
11 | John Ramos | 6 | Volcanic eruptions = A conic vent roils up. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Medication side effects = See MD if face tic is noted. |
13 | Julian Lofts | 3 | The airport lounge = A repletion trough. |
13 | polarbears are cool | 3 | Try to grow lovely weed ~ or we'll vote Trey Gowdy. |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.519) |
1 | Adie Pena | 48 | Andy Warhol's "Thirty Two Campbell's Soup Cans" = One tasty lunch was world-class pop art by him. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | The Rolling Stones hit 'Ruby Tuesday' = Bit dry, eh? Not their usual song style. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 21 | Matisse, a French artist = Henri's a master ... it's fact. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | James Bond and Pussy Galore = Dual dangers on same spy job. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 16 | Bernie Sanders's Guide to Political Revolution = I'll be one dude's tutorial in progressive action. |
6 | View | 9 | American rock band "The Eagles" = I heard clear - men back on stage! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Kingsman: The Golden Circle = Slick gent - old men in charge. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Close Encounters of the Third Kind's 40th Anniversary = Re: The odd reruns on TV's Sci-Fi Channel. To think, 40 years! |
Total points: | 153 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.308) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Playboy's Hugh Marston Hefner is dead = Greedy oaf's had his last bunny romp, eh? |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | The State of Florida = Sea rotted half of it. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 16 | Rash despotic US men so want to fire ~ their weapons of mass destruction. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | Sir Elton John's song "Rocket Man" (from "Honky Château") = Henceforth, as North Korea's only mascot -- "Kim Jong-un"! |
4 | View | 15 | "Racist and Supremacist" = Indicates a crass Trump. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The current American president = Direct, unrepentant racism here. |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | The North East Skinny Dip = Not shy...then I strip naked! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Guy spends a year in the world of competitive punning = You get vital mind seasoning peppered with corny fun. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | The President and first lady visit flood victims = Find dire tots, lift child's spirit, and save my vote? |
10 | Scott Gardner | 8 | The Caribbean Sea = Rain beset a beach. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Quake-hit Mexico = Quick! Exit a Home! |
12 | John Ramos | 6 | Trump versus Rocket Man = USA pervert mocks Mr. Nut. |
13 | Chris R | 1 | Irma strikes Florida = Risk a dire storm? Fail. |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.481) |
1 | David Bourke | 38 | Catherine Windsor, the Duchess of Cambridge = A brief act, eschewing condoms...her third's due! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 36 | Liliane Henriette Charlotte Bettencourt = Better count the L'Oreal title inheritance! |
3 | Adie Pena | 29 | The American Vice President Al Gore = Pioneer "Climate Change" advertiser? |
4 | View | 14 | The Canadian billionaire Eric Sprott = Nice albeit a traditional rich person. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 13 | Soprano Mary Violet Leontyne Price = Person in romantic opera, lovely yet. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | German Chancellor (Bundeskanzler) Angela Merkel = Keen gaze can render all challengers blank or mum. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Gal Gadot ~ told a gag. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Oh, he picks ~ Hope Hicks. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Monsieur Henri Matisse = I see Mr: his art is on menu. |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Tom Myers | 29 | The U.S. Mail ~ haul items. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The Waldorf Astoria's hotel in Park Avenue, NYC = Capital venue known for their so-hearty salad. |
3 | View | 23 | The Kilauea Volcano = On cue I leak hot lava. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | The University of Glasgow, Scotland = Saw lot of students achieving glory. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | The Spanish Armada ~ had a mishap astern. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Hurricane Irma = I am air churner. |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | Parsons Green station = Passengers onto train. |
8 | John Ramos | 8 | Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals = Dare to afford horrid child aliens cover. |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | The hurricanes Harvey, Irma and Jose = Americans have this harder journey. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 4 | iPhone X = Phoenix? |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Irma, a hurricane = I incur area harm. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 3 | A Porsche Spyder roadster = Ah, order speedy sports car! |
Total points: | 155 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.462) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | Top five things that a woman looks for in a man... = Then... a man in a woman: 1. Attractive face ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 20 | In America, Elvis drags himself out of a large ... ~ 'What's the matter, darl?' asks Mrs P, a smug ... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 17 | The spouses and children of Donald Trump: 1. I... = 1. No harridan, I can remarry thrice 2. Jilte... |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | Five Celebs Who Suffered From Kleptomania 1. M... = 1. "Transformers" lady 2. Charlie's Angel 3.... |
5 | Christopher Davis | 14 | This is an island. Surrounded by water. Big wat... = Beware! Inarticulate Aryan dotard using his be... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Catalonia is a mutinous region in the north-eas... = Ah, nationalists are after recognition, appare... |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | The reformation of the legendary country-rock b... = Don Henley too? Forget that...I'd sure rather ... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | "The curious paradox is that when I accept myse... = Anxious stressing on my major flaws? Such a he... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Quick-thinking bus passenger narrowly stops mou... = Got lucky, then! Quite surprising man's bad ... |
Total points: | 131 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 28 | Here you have a pair of hands. You use the thumbs there chiefly to spread more and more feeble lies over the internet. Y... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 22 | On the one hand, remember humility. Oh, feel free ... but ready to please people; share the hard days or ugly crisis. B... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Deeds one might do for people: -Serve the postman a refreshment -Beautify an untended yard, haul dry brush -Help you... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 18 | "Puerto Rico needs help in a hurry? Hey, they (her sufferers) ought to do more to help themselves! Nay, I hear our FEMA ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | The poor shouldn't have to die unhappy, enfeebled by grief or memory loss. Here is bad tory future greed - they'll pr... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Eve Feron and her pals feed the nearby homeless yearly but the ornery Authority fines them. Their error? You must have ... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | "Hey, I have been a shy, tenderhearted, esteemed plastic surgeon. Hmm, try operating on a badly burned human. Oh, theref... |
7 | Adie Pena | 6 | Your teeners should maybe see Richard Lester's humorous "Help!" -- the Beatles movie after "A Hard Day's Night." The F... |
9 | John Ramos | 5 | "O human youth, endeavor to ratify, support, bolster, and shepherd the poor--even troublesome, rude, scruffy, rheumy, he... |
9 | View | 5 | I need Help. You need Help. He needs Help. Everyone needs Help. Your "harbor" may harm - trauma, humbug, taboo! GO!!! ... |
Total points: | 129 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.455) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 43 | The world's leading expert on European wasps go... ~ The assistant on duty apologizes again, lifts ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Herb was walking down the street when he was ac... = Bill and his wife Iris died and went to Heaven... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | One Autumn, this guy named Jimi goes into a pet... ~ If you pull the red string he talks in French,... |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | The three doctors are talking about their inter... ~ The known European cardiologist mutters, "Henc... |
Total points: | 114 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.211) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | RUNNING BEAR |
2 | David Bourke | 33 | Galway Girl / Medway Girl |
3 | Ellie Dent | 16 | MEET JACK SCHITT |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | A POEM BY KIM JONG-CHUL |
Total points: | 93 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 32 | True orgasms = A storm surge! |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | A large penis inside a small cunt = Male recalling sustained pains. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 19 | Hard poos harmed piles or ~ prolapsed haemorrhoids. |
4 | John Ramos | 18 | Hemorrhoidal tissue ~ hid outer asshole rim. |
5 | Tom Myers | 15 | She fornicates = Fancies others. |
6 | View | 3 | The common whores = No, homo, screw them! |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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