| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 45 | How to anagram any series of letters = Easy! Tools in software arrange them! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | When I am losing at a terrible Twenty Questions... = "Bigger than E.T.?" "No." "Quite smaller?" ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | A weight loss diet = Ladies, we got this! |
3 | Rik Sengupta | 21 | "Global warming -- real?!" = A growing alarm bell. |
5 | David Bourke | 20 | If you love eating strawberries and cream ~ Wimbledon's a fruity area, great on service! |
6 | FatPhil | 18 | Biblical verse = a vile scribble. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | You're "no oil painting" = Opinion on art, i.e. ugly. |
8 | John Ramos | 11 | Civil asset forfeiture = It's a true evil, officers. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Final last minute GENERAL nomination = I'll run a neat SELF-NOM in time (not again!) |
9 | View | 9 | The abusive relationship = A pitiless behaviour, then. |
11 | Tom Myers | 8 | Structural engineering = Resulting in current age. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 6 | "Probable cause" = Be Arab couples. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 5 | A new Audi motor = I own dream auto! |
Total points: | 215 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.361) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 64 | Bram Stoker's gothic novel "Dracula" = A blood sucker craving the mortals. |
2 | Rik Sengupta | 35 | Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote = Exotic man; devout squire; legend! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 35 | 'I Dreamed A Dream' from the stage show Les Miserables = A faded whore remembers all those great, missed aims. |
4 | David Bourke | 29 | The late American cartoonist Walter Elias Disney = Has a rare talent, I notice...essentially, to draw mice! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | A self-portrait by Claude Monet = Or posed in my actual flat beret. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown ~ who now do a UK government as never before! |
7 | Nathan K | 9 | University Challenge = Lively enthusing race. |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | “America's Most Desperate Kitchens” = Make these modern artistic spaces. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The Walt Disney movie "Mary Poppins" = Live-in woman's mode is pretty happy! |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | The computer-animation sequel 'Incredibles Two' = Them in a second-time cartoon will be quite SUPER! |
Total points: | 215 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | John Ramos | 28 | United States Space Force = Cadets fire on a suspect ET. |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 25 | The Belgians ~ beat English. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | President of the USA, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong-un = Drafting our joint plan: Dump those damned nukes! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Germany is knocked out of the FIFA World Cup = Dying act? South Korea pick 'em off. Wonderful! |
5 | Adie Pena | 18 | Roseanne Barr's medication = A racist endorser on Ambien. |
6 | Rik Sengupta | 15 | Family separation at the border = Detail: tear a boy from his parent. |
7 | Nathan K | 14 | Don and Kim meet = Demote mankind. |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 13 | Nasty imperial oaf = Family separation. |
9 | Brian Taylor | 11 | The shooter in Annapolis = Another one’s in hospital. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Wimbledon time again = Indomitable win game. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Asylum seekers fleeing domestic violence = Refugees may not come (see kids in vile cells). |
12 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Unaccompanied alien children = Clan held in pound. Nice, America! :( |
12 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Video Assistant = It is voted an ass. |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | The American President Donald Trump = I trap tender children and upset a mom. |
15 | View | 5 | Simona Halep wins French Open title = Well! One champ of the tennis in Paris. |
16 | Tom Myers | 4 | Donald Trump's immigration policy = My Lord! A rump dominating politics, |
17 | FatPhil | 3 | Leslie Grantham dies = His stellar image: Den |
Total points: | 215 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.459) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | Comedian Chaplin = Chap in old cinema. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 26 | US Pres. Abe Lincoln = Republican, no less. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | Chef/TV personality Anthony Michael Bourdain = Oh my, another vibrant NY chap fallen to suicide! |
4 | Brian Taylor | 24 | Astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong = Narrates result at moon landing. |
5 | Mike Torr | 23 | President Donald Trump = Putin's mad pretend lord. |
6 | Rik Sengupta | 19 | Astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong = A moon landing? Let's return a star! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Princess Beatrice of York ‡ A cricketer by profession! |
7 | Adie Pena | 12 | Papa (Ernest Miller) Hemingway = He-man's appeal? Merely writing. |
9 | FatPhil | 9 | Ban foul sexist! Namely ~ Stefan Basil Molyneux. |
10 | David Bourke | 6 | The late Anthony Michael Bourdain = I dither about a healthy meal on CNN. |
11 | View | 4 | Thomas Frudaker = Oh, markets fraud! |
Total points: | 202 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | Adie Pena | 36 | Environmental Protection Agency = Main point: Convert to clean energy! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Grauman's Chinese Theatre = Ah, huge stars are in cement! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Fox Entertainment Group = Turn it on, extreme GOP fan! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner = Care and maintenance for her kids. |
5 | John Ramos | 19 | Irritable Bowel Syndrome = Lost in my rear dribble woe. |
6 | David Bourke | 17 | The International Association for the Study of Pain = It finds a fairly ornate tattoo on the penis is an "OUCH!" |
7 | Don P Fortier | 15 | Lava can't do in ~ Vacationland. |
8 | Rik Sengupta | 14 | Pinkerton National Detective Agency = Let anyone innocent get a private dick. |
9 | Brian Taylor | 12 | Council on Foreign Relations = Continuers of colonial reign. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Porsche Taycan = Car has potency. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | My phone isn't retarded, as I got ~ the Android Operating System. |
12 | View | 8 | El Capitan in Yosemite = My, I see one titanic alp! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Free Speech Movement = Vehemence of tempers. |
14 | Colleen Parkin | 3 | Aurora borealis = I roar a bare soul. |
Total points: | 215 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.378) |
1 | Rik Sengupta | 36 | Marvel's Avengers: the "original six" line-up: ... = 1. War hero (they wake him up) 2. Machine Man... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | The three highest grossing movies of all time (... = 1. Saga of Rhett and Scarlett 2. Gee! Hero v... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | ... = ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Bad canines, ranked less to more aggressive, by... = 14. you 13. can't 12. rank 11. them 10.... |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | Songs credited to all four Beatles: 1. Christ... = 1. Greetings, rich America! 2. It's from "Let... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 10 | A woman answered the doorbell. A man was stand... ~ replace it?' Jenn, a calm Bavarian woman, an... |
6 | FatPhil | 10 | Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands a... = Save your souls! Vow to do your duty: swoon, ... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Monsieur Claude Monet oftentimes painted his se... = On reflection he’d astute mental aptitude for ... |
9 | Christopher Davis | 9 | "It is very biblical to enforce the law" - Sara... = Real life barbaric shit occurs - the kids have... |
9 | David Bourke | 9 | South Korea have beaten Germany two goals to ni... = Achtung! Don't mention the VAR! (To show your ... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | If Donald Trump were in charge of leading Brexi... = Got idiot offending Michel Barnier; Europe tax... |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.393) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 54 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | June! Think Wimbledon! World Cup TV! But I, Idly absorbed in anagrams, Fail to notice, Er... At all. |
3 | David Bourke | 19 | To be blunt, a drab night in January would be like, "Damn! Call a split now...it's time for divorce!" |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | June twelfth in Singapore, brilliant American Donald would absolve tubby dictator Kim. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 15 | Indubitably it's a natural jewel: a month of love, birdsong until dark, Wimbledon practice. |
6 | Rik Sengupta | 12 | June meant drinking Bailey's with music, a terrible tabloid, and a Football World Cup on TV. |
7 | Jesse Frankovich | 11 | "Undoubted, I'm brilliant. I top worldwide talent in anagram club by a lot." -- Jesse Frankovich |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | June finds Donald Trump rolling by with a dictator, but I believe all know it as a "bromance". |
9 | John Ramos | 7 | I pour a cocktail blend for a hot and bawdy blonde. Just a brilliant, twilit summer evening. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | A baby will attest to its power - Dad got drunk, fell in love, in a bed; Ma in club, junior in March. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | June bugs mate at dawn; larvae can predictably follow. Bold birds (into nutrition): "Hm, I like!" |
11 | Julian Lofts | 2 | We all blubbed for an ill Bourdain committing suicide - that jerk Tony was in love and rapt. |
13 | View | 1 | Bad June! World Cup against it. Football!!! I cue, beware, mankind's mind, totally, in horrible TV! |
Total points: | 183 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.419) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | ... = ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 23 | ... = ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 22 | It is a sunny morning in the Forest and the Bea... ~ It was housekeeper Mother Bear, who unloaded t... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | Top Twenty Pixar Animation Studios movies, rank... = 20. Terrible 19. Obnoxious 18. Repetitious ... |
5 | Rik Sengupta | 18 | Simply all the biggest (and indeed, seriously u... = 1. The fresh, beloved hero's perfect entrance.... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 13 | A League Table of the Most Nasty, Vile, Danger... = Reasons Why 1. Rape, death 2. Taliban ideolo... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Two brothers were waiting to see an army doctor... = A mousey young woman named Phoebe had tiny bre... |
Total points: | 145 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.280) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 47 | Shakespeare's Sonnet 20 |
2 | Mike Torr | 33 | "Jabberwocky" |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Jokes about NUTS |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Kim Jong Un Trivia |
5 | Rik Sengupta | 6 | The Cow |
6 | Adie Pena | 4 | JUNE |
Total points: | 131 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | A huge shit sat floating? = He's gotta flush it again! |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | That dreadful moment of self-awareness = The smell of a fart made wafts under-nose. |
3 | Tom Myers | 22 | Fondles her naughty bits = Finger the nasty old bush. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | It’s nice? Phew, it’s exhausting! = Sex twice a night? It punishes. |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | Pope, vicar, friars storing ~ prescriptions for Viagra. |
6 | FatPhil | 12 | Monica's blue dress = Absurd comeliness. |
7 | Rik Sengupta | 9 | The rise of President Donald Trump = Dolt performed rant; US in deep shit. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Geriatric fornication = Tragic inferior action. |
8 | David Bourke | 6 | Anne-Marie Corbett = Aim: erect Ant boner. |
Total points: | 149 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.346) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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