| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | A present we get on Christmas Day = Some itchy sweater Grandpa sent. |
2 | View | 22 | The excrement's ~ extreme stench! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Heavy snow forecast = Very often saw chaos. |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | The larger brain = A bright learner. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Brian Taylor | 17 | Ancestral homeland = A man's old clan there. |
6 | David Bourke | 11 | Gatwick drone = Go and wreck it! |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 11 | "One giant leap for mankind" = One giant mad prank of Neil. |
8 | George Missailidis | 9 | Resort Activities = Retire, visit coast. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 9 | I whisper an essential fact, argue ~ Christ was a Palestinian refugee. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = D.J. Trump CV sez why IQ FX go blank. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Calm down, ~ mad clown. |
12 | Adie Pena | 6 | An American president ~ can remain pedestrian. |
13 | Tony Crafter | 4 | A male dinosaur = Aroused animal. |
14 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | "Love is the Bridge between you and everything." - Rumi = This dreamer! Unity would be given to every being, eh? |
15 | Valery Silivanov | 2 | I am molested. = Do smile at me. |
15 | Rosie Perera | 2 | An accidental deletion = Cancel an edit; not ideal. |
15 | Colleen Parkin | 2 | If God can edit a reality... ~ delayed gratification. |
18 | Ed Pegg Jr | 0 | Existing ‡ Exit sign. |
Total points: | 189 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.562) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 43 | The song 'Twelve Days of Christmas' = "Several modest gifts? Why not cash?!" |
2 | Ellie Dent | 31 | Hans Christian Andersen's 'The Little Match Girl' = Chillness in that heart-rending Christmas tale. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles = Harmonisers back notes in melody. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Tennyson wrote, "Ring out the false, ring in the true" = Greet the New Year in song, or truthful intentions! |
4 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Some trim sharp ladies of a certain age in ~ the Miss Florida Senior America Pageant. |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | "The Art of the Deal" by Donald Trump (and Tony Schwartz) = And that brazen fellow produced that story and myth. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The Christmas compilations = This commercial tat in shops. |
8 | Brian Taylor | 7 | Fox Mulder is ~ Mr. X-Files duo. |
9 | View | 6 | American animated sitcom "The Flintstones" = Modern life at ancient times. Hoist-man's act. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | The Christmas television schedule = It's hellish such rot is even made, etc. |
11 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Recent film ‘The Girl in the Spider’s Web’ is ~ big Swedish feminist thriller pretence. |
12 | Valery Silivanov | 4 | Fairy Tale 'Little Red Riding Hood' = Thrilled girl to die in fear today. |
13 | David Bourke | 2 | The professional dancer Dianne Buswell = Scarlet redhead in finals now be "plus one"! |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.433) |
1 | David Bourke | 35 | Theresa May postponing Brexit vote = Her next move? Operating to bypass it. |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | The partial government shutdown = What Trump does -- nothing relevant! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | 'Tis the season to be jolly = Not easily to the jobless. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | The Donald's first two years = Fatass destroyin' the world. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | A tory leadership contest = Oh dear... crass, yet inept lot. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Renegade MPs lose the Theresa May 'no confidenc... = "Sly ones defeat ... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Boy Scouts of America considering bankruptcy ~ as facts on abuse by dirty men rock iconic group. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Yet another Guatemalan child migrant perishes in US = Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Trump deny the carnage is a huge sin. |
9 | Rik Sengupta | 7 | The Michael Cohen sentence ~ teaches election henchmen. |
10 | John Fidler | 6 | The Tory Party ~ to try therapy |
11 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | Individual One = I unveil a Don I.D. |
12 | View | 3 | Iran's Khamenei calls for unity = US in racial filth, Koran's enemy! |
12 | George Missailidis | 3 | America is at war with Russia? = I'm hurt, aware a crisis awaits! |
14 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Funeral of former American President G H W Bush = Graphic news: bereft fans of a ruler mourned him. |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Robert Swan Mueller III = I'm to be ruler in law, sire! |
16 | George Sicherman | 0 | Really, too bad, Les Moonves, as ~ nobody loves a molester, alas! |
Total points: | 183 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | The three wise men Melchior, Gaspar and Balthasar = The Magi shall reach Him and bestow a rare present. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 33 | The American President, Donald Trump = Important leader ... and resident chump! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Prime Minister Theresa May = Me? 'Remainers' hate my spirit!' |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 20 | Charlotte Rae = Late actor, her. |
5 | View | 12 | Vasiliy Lomachenko = Aims a lovely chin K.O. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Trump is "Individual One" = Evil mind paid to ruin US. |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | The French model Thylane Léna-Rose Loubry Blondeau = Oh, her bold beauty enchanted all lonely men, for sure! |
7 | George Missailidis | 10 | The American attorney, Michael Dean Cohen = My! A mere liar, headache, cheat. Not innocent! |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | Cohen = Con, eh? |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | My name is Donald Trump = Damned liar on my stump! |
11 | Brian Taylor | 7 | Eric McLuhan = Human cleric. |
12 | Valery Silivanov | 5 | Nestor Makhno = No more, thanks. |
13 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Ms Thylane Blondeau = Mute, shy belladonna. |
14 | Colleen Parkin | 0 | Miss Colleen Elizabeth Parkin = bleak pills.. Meet a inner schizo! |
Total points: | 188 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.438) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 52 | Suicide Prevention Hotline = It induces inner hope to live. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Wildlife Photographer of the Year Competition = Filmed the hippo, wolf, tiger, ape, rhino, rat, coyote. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 19 | Flying Spaghetti Monster = Left many theists groping. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | Italy's Mount Etna = Stately mountain. |
4 | View | 13 | The original Stradivarius = Artist guards violin I hear. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Bethlehem, south of Jerusalem = Later, the humble home of Jesus. |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | La Torre pendente di Pisa = Plans needed to repair it. |
8 | Valery Silivanov | 9 | Chianti, a red wine. = I had a nice winter. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | The original Stradivarius instrument = Art! I must insure this darn great violin! |
10 | George Missailidis | 6 | I am mastering a clean art: ~ an Anagram Times article! |
11 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Salisbury Cathedral in Wiltshire ~ is British, while naturally sacred. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Russell's China Teapot ~ hurtles in a lost space? |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | The New Yorker Magazine = Me, eyeing Zen artwork: "Ha!" |
14 | Colleen Parkin | 3 | Cygnus atratus, Anatidae. Anseriformes = A gracious stunner.. Tasty as a fine dream. |
Total points: | 184 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.438) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 37 | The Church minister began fervently to pray: "D... ~ Then one horrified wee girl Annie, a four-year... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | Britain's Top Four Christmas Carols 1. Silent ... = 1. Sing it like a hymn 2. Sings of the Lord ... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | ... = ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | Three Eskimos sitting in a kayak out on a lake ... ~ Likely a huge risk if it sank. As my storytell... |
5 | Brian Taylor | 9 | My closest friend, President Trump: 1. is clea... = 1. Inspiring tweets, odd grammar, rally wit 2... |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | The federal US Customs and Border Protection agency = Donald Trump: "Construct a big fence." Tosh! Read: Eyesore!!! |
7 | George Missailidis | 6 | Donald Trump loses billions as President of the... = Satan's old demon imperils us. That idiot ofte... |
8 | Julian Lofts | 5 | The Most Outstanding Earners from YouTube Site ... = 1. Boy enjoys playing 2. We endure immature u... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Will fictitious tough guy Marvin the Martian ou... = While talking about his plan for Earth, "Oh, I... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 3 | News article: Emma Stone says she's still findin... = She lost it in her teens? Fallacy. Was removed... |
11 | David Bourke | 2 | The autobiography 'Thanks a Lot Mr Kibblewhite:... = Remarkably gritty book, I heard, partly...most... |
11 | View | 2 | Worst riot in a decade engulfs Paris; Macron vo... = Ow, new, top-sad, tragic mini-revolution acros... |
Total points: | 152 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.462) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | Kiss: Rachel Riley - has a nice ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | Once upon a time, far away... KISS the Frog?! (Ew! Gross!) MARRY...the Prince is suitably handsome; looks Italian! K... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award - see link for the anagram in full, illustrated) |
3 | Ellie Dent | 17 | KISS: Bond. Passionately! Heroic young man. MARRY: Mr Wonderful. A life hero. Raise two kids. KILL: The Witch of th... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Easy answer: - French a Sir; - Wed a Romantic poet; - Hunt a fatuous CEO of that Windows empire... Then I: - Kiss ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | KISS: Wow! Shakira! (... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | If MBS, kill Khashoggi; if The Donald, marry children; if Trump, kiss Putin, a terror who teaches you a new way to see ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Kiss the sky - ah, a crucial mondegreen. Marry no one - Hm, I'd prefer to stay single. Kill? Thou shalt not! - Wow, I... |
8 | Brian Taylor | 11 | KISS the Blarney Stone (use to help with anagram luck) MARRY a rich widow (end of my worries on finance!) KILL the de... |
9 | George Missailidis | 10 | - Kiss any hot, known actress if free? Aha! - Marry Taylor Alison Swift. Cool, new music! - Kill Donald Trump (i.e. w... |
10 | View | 8 | O, Kiss a frog (maybe it's a princess)! Oh, Marry wealthy widow/trull (solution for finance matters)! Huh, Kill sti... |
11 | David Bourke | 7 | Weeping screw-loose fantasist Tony Crafter: "One wish! I'd kiss young Katie Melua, follow her pathetic husband to kill ... |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | ... |
Total points: | 150 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.462) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | ... = ... |
2 | Julian Lofts | 29 | The Most Influential Films of All Time Compiled... = We see that these created the most spinoffs an... |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | The Ten Best Holiday Movies of All Time (accord... = 1. But that air rifle is best, Mommy! 2. My ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Two doctor friends were walking down the street... = "Oh, Gill, I just don't understand it," said S... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | A man was walking along the beach when he notic... ~ So, he deliberated a moment, and howled, "Hah!... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 10 | HE SAID/SHE SAID A married couple, Marilyn and... ~ He said: "Since I first laid eyes on you, I pr... |
7 | George Missailidis | 4 | Here are a few tips that will help you be an *E... ~ - *Sigh*. Ah, for America, don't ever elect un... |
Total points: | 132 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | A Christmas Carol |
2 | Tony Crafter | 17 | AWAY IN A MANGER |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | How To Give a Cat a Pill |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | DECK THE HALLS |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | DECEMBER |
6 | George Missailidis | 9 | The Snow Man Special |
8 | George Missailidis | 6 | WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD |
9 | George Missailidis | 3 | My Jolly, Jolly Christmas Wish |
Total points: | 127 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Santa's Christmastime Pleasures = This means a Mrs. Claus striptease! |
2 | View | 26 | Ex- Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = A sexy stunner makes my prick erect |
3 | George Missailidis | 19 | On your phone, watching ~ porn? Yeah, touching now! |
4 | Julian Lofts | 18 | Giant tush = Tight anus. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Rod + tight tushy = Dirty thoughts. |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | The Jackson 5 hit song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" = As host must like massaging a man's own 5-inch joystick! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The ITunes No. 1 Xmas Song, 2018 - 'All I Want f... = Ms Carey's wish list: 1. Ooh! Man, age 18-20, f... |
Total points: | 137 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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