| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | Tightrope artist = Straight tiptoer. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | They're 'people who menstruate' = Truth? The people are, yes... women! |
3 | Tom Myers | 15 | I never saw it coming = Screaming into view. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Living by the Golden Rule ‡ I'll bludgeon everything! |
4 | George Missailidis | 13 | A generic rotund bear = One darn big creature! |
6 | View | 12 | Beaten after work = Want to break free. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Non-violent resistance = A consistent inner love. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | When substantial risk paid off = I bluff at poker, as it wins hands. |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | I was born with green fingers ~ growing finer herbs as I went! |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Ekphrastic poets ~ praise top sketch. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 6 | Hurricanes and a pandemic = A hundred Americans panic! |
10 | Althea Rahman | 6 | Marmots spread bubonic plague = Discourage abnormal pet bumps! |
13 | John Murray | 5 | An illegal rave = All revel again. |
14 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Clean events (no riots) in ~ non-violent resistance. |
15 | David Bourke | 2 | One forecasts ~ scones for tea! |
16 | FatPhil | 0 | A simpleton loved ~ top level domains. |
Total points: | 161 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.593) |
1 | George Missailidis | 51 | The English actress, Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson = Smart teen called Hermione that rescues Hogwarts. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 25 | 'Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Donald Trump' = Real mean manchild with God Complex. Non-stop fraud. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Motion picture 'The Shawshank Redemption' = So what mattered in the muck in prison? Hope. |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 15 | O! Volume of Wonder! It's 'Treasure Island' by the ~ widely famed author, Robert Louis Stevenson! |
5 | David Bourke | 13 | The singer Lily Rose Beatrice Allen = Belligerent arsehole? Certainly is! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The feisty American actress/model Amber Laura Heard = "Oh, that 'faeces in a marital bed' slur smeared my career!" |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | Ludwig van Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony = Germans' bows play euphony that's involved. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | Motion picture 'The Shawshank Redemption = Two hip kind humane prisoners meet to chat. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events = Often sense continuum of entirely averse tasks. |
10 | View | 2 | "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"= TV series: sell humor, ma'am! |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 23 | The top infectious disease doctor in America = Dr Fauci: "I see science as too important to hide." |
2 | Tyler Severance | 22 | Disaster waiting to happen = President with a post again. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Princess Beatrice has wed the Italian Edoardo Mozzi = While, in remorse, bride's dad ate pizza at the occasion! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Washington, District of Columbia = Dimwits can't foil this Corona bug. |
5 | Murray Cameron | 12 | "Very stable genius" = Enervates US, bigly. |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 12 | Four years with Donald Trump as America's president. = History's maddest and most weariful era in pure crap! |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Dull, unpredictable; in short, madness ~ describes Donald Trump in a nutshell. |
8 | David Bourke | 9 | The second coronavirus wave is inevitable = Obvious Covid Nineteen research was vital! |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | Performative Authoritarianism = I stir up a riot, for I have armament. |
9 | FatPhil | 8 | Ghislaine Maxwell arrested = Area: Need sex with small girl? |
11 | George Missailidis | 6 | The second wave of coronavirus = Ferocious event draws on havoc. |
12 | View | 5 | The coronavirus updates = Count deaths over USA. (RIP) |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Them and us = The damn US! |
14 | Althea Rahman | 4 | Trump pushes to reopen schools = Preposterous plot. Hm, he cons us. |
15 | John Murray | 3 | Advance in woes ~ in a second wave. |
15 | Tom Myers | 3 | Representative John Lewis dies = At rest, joins where divine sleep. |
17 | Rosie Perera | 0 | Edmonton Eskimos to change name = So team condemn skin-tone homage? |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.630) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Jeffrey Epstein's old friend Ghislaine Maxwell = Sex offender's pig may well end it in jail herself. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | The attention-seeker Meghan Markle = Non-regal? Me? I'm the star. Take the knee! |
3 | Tom Myers | 27 | Olivia de Havilland, = I had loved a villain. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | Chancellor Rishi Sunak = He'll incur a risk: no cash! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell = Will highest alibis come in a sex trial? |
6 | View | 13 | Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador = Around a dozen real problems. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Federal Elections Commissioner Ellen Weintraub = Americans will elect Biden, else our innermost foe. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | David George Hamilton Frost = HMG gifted role to an advisor. |
9 | David Bourke | 1 | The singer Dua Lipa = Pristina huge deal. |
Total points: | 152 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 24 | Washington, District of Columbia = Comical bags of wind run it to shit! |
1 | David Bourke | 24 | The Department of Homeland Security = These, the Portland community feared. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Comet NEOWISE = Come see it now. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | White House Coronavirus Task Force = Hero Fauci: Whoa, it's not over, suckers! |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 21 | The Royal Botanic Gardens of Kew ~ do breath-taking flowery oceans! |
6 | John Fidler | 8 | I abhor ~ Haribo. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | The Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest = A ton of the stodge, an instant huge stomach! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 7 | California's Beverly Ridge Estates gated community = Overtly famous celebrities grace it (and sad, tiny Meg.) |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | The Premier League = Puerile game there. |
9 | View | 6 | Hyundai Accent SE Sedan ~ has uneasy end: accident. |
11 | Tom Myers | 1 | Newly formed auto group Stellantis = A lot stronger, woefully stupid name. |
Total points: | 151 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.423) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | ... = 1. A real nutjob 2. Fair trophy 3. Fancy 4.... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Ten Weirdest Materials Used By “Artists”: 10. ... = 10. It dries brown 9. Burn and scrape soot 8... |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 19 | Donald Trump's children: 1. Donald Junior 2. ... = Rundown: 1. An imbecilic jerk 2. A diva, or ... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | The 'Good Morning, Wake Up To Success' mantra: ... = Glass half full. Standing up overcame anxiety... |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson's eldest daugh... = Success for dense dad's spawn...bagged rather ... |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | Underaged couple ran away to Gretna Green (the E... ~ and here the young darlings got wed! Cheers! Ra... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | "When I was young I felt like a man trapped ins... = "Pass the word: We hate mean-minded witticisms... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Ivanka Trump tells jobless Americans to: "Find S... = Farm help knows: Just become a dentist, earning... |
Total points: | 132 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
1 | Maurice Goddard | 24 | ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Look at the glowing review I got from a child! "The President is: Affable Decent Innocent Cool Kind Signed: C... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Except Christ was perfect in every way. He didn't sin. Infallible God, condemned to the cross, he died for all people. ... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Noting Richard Nixon had been a wicked old crook, although he possessed decent foreign policy and he did make the peopl... |
5 | George Missailidis | 8 | Talking of chefs, don't I find Gordon Ramsay one of the people who'd seem like a wicked cretin given the chap's high-pr... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Psychos in fiction pages, like: Darth Vader Dr. Doom Magneto Hannibal Lecter Lex Luthor Green Goblin Pennywise ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Boffins imply the odd bit of Shakespeare made a cracking read. I cope too (or nod), now and then, while accepting eve... |
8 | Althea Rahman | 6 | With breathtaking coordination, the bookist peep Daniel Handler pluckily enhanced the performance of The Magnetic Field... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Cancel 'Woke' People ... |
10 | David Bourke | 5 | I'd condemn racists of all faiths, strengthen a hodgepodge black/white, dark/light kaleidoscope of coexistence, uphold ... |
Total points: | 105 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.556) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | ... = ... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Two Irishmen were working for the city's public... = Rooney walked into a pub and saw his usually j... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | Some of the World's Weirdest Geological Formati... = 1. Luminescent gypsum formations 2. Concentri... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | 'I help stuck, frustrated professional women ac... = An 'incurable' at the start, her approach was ... |
Total points: | 107 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.211) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | Independence/Jaws |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | DONALD WHERE'S YOUR TROOSERS? |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | MACARENA |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | O say can you see |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Poem by Laura Kelly Fanucci |
Total points: | 86 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 27 | The moist vagina= Give this to a man. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Malignantly dysfunctional = DT family - all annoying cunts. |
3 | Murray Cameron | 16 | Penis won't rest = Persistent now. |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 16 | Tool had ~ hot load. |
5 | John Murray | 15 | Rapper Kanye West = A wanker-type Pres. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | Unable to stop myself farting = Potty's full from eating beans. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Her: "The date is surprisingly romantic!" = Him: "Super-nice real tits, so trying hard!" |
8 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Shamima Begum = Me? I'm a bum-shag! |
9 | Tom Myers | 4 | Face the truth = He cut the fart. |
10 | View | 2 | The small-chested girl = Her legs still matched. |
Total points: | 126 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.476) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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