| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 26 | A step in the right direction = Inspired, I inch to the target. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | A grim life spent in denial = I am pretending all is fine. |
3 | Murray Cameron | 18 | Hotdog eating competitions = Champ to get indigestion too? |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 14 | Downing several pints of the local pub's draught beer = Pissed full, I belched abrupt gas! Rotten hangover now! |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | My first haircut since February = Rather scruffy as I buy nice trim. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Chasing a woman truly led to ~ doing what comes naturally! |
7 | George Missailidis | 12 | Fifty - Nineteen + Seventeen - Thirty = Ninety - Fifteen + Thirteen - Seventy. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | This describes Donald Trump in a nutshell: ~ A simple bullshit artist conned hundreds. |
9 | View | 7 | Pseudo-medicine = Used on epidemic? |
9 | Colleen Parkin | 7 | Life is strange = Erasing itself. |
11 | Tom Myers | 6 | Life behind bars = Fiendish rabble. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | A more perfect Union = Peace for me, not ruin. |
12 | Paul Pan | 5 | Enlarged prostate = pee-retardant slog. |
14 | FatPhil | 4 | Reconfigure your chart: a ~ category four hurricane! |
15 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | The sound of the train = I often used that horn. |
16 | Brian Taylor | 1 | Free burger = Reefer grub. |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.571) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 37 | Gary Larson's "The Far Side" cartoon = Hooray for its strange calendars! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | Salvador Dali's 'The Persistence of Memory' = So, fearless art achievement... or simply odd? |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Dancing Queen is voted as the top song to dance to ever = Even deposing 'Agadoo'? Never! I'd contest that conquest! |
4 | Tom Myers | 18 | Salvator Mundi (Leonardo da Vinci) = Our divine Lord laid on canvas mat. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | The Bard of Avon, William Shakespeare = I speak for a name Brits have hallowed. |
6 | View | 12 | "I never promised you a rose garden" = Very dangerous idea or premise, no? |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | The giant hit song "Chandelier" by the singer Sia = She has neat lyrics on getting inebriated (high). |
8 | George Missailidis | 8 | Frédéric Chopin's Fantaisie Impromptu = Optimum effect I preordain is in C Sharp. |
9 | Murray Cameron | 5 | The Rocky Horror Picture Show = Kitschy Hero/Whore/Corruptor. |
10 | David Bourke | 4 | The model Nicole Mary Poturalski = Ooh! Real lucky old man, I see, Mr. Pitt! |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | Practice social distancing = Spacing noticed as critical. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | Secretary of State for Education Gavin Williamson = Outwit a Tory minister for an A-Level and GCSE fiasco |
3 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Mandatory mask zones = Zoos and many markets. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The British Broadcasting Corporation = Bird-brain cohorts hate patriotic song. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | News: COVID has picked Influenza as its running mate = The flu virus can campaign on kids' sneezes and win it! |
6 | George Missailidis | 14 | The Capital of Lebanon, Beirut = A flat to be rebuilt in an epoch. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | If the President doesn't win the election again ~ he'd tweet "CHEAP LIE! IT IS NOT FINE!!" and not resign. |
8 | View | 11 | The asymptomatic coronavirus = Variations may occur. Stop them! |
9 | David Bourke | 10 | Silly snooker news:~ Kyren Wilson loses! |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 10 | Donald John Trump is "A Very Stable Genius" ~ and repulsive loony mad brat just neighs! |
11 | Murray Cameron | 9 | 'A very stable genius' = Gee... sly abrasive nut. |
12 | Tom Myers | 3 | Simon Cowell broke his back = Brook will mock his absence. |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 33 | The Bard, William Shakespeare = What likeable phrases I dream! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Ronald Antonio "The Rocket" O'Sullivan = One snooker titan no rival could halt. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Michael Studdert = A child trusted me! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | "King Arthur's trusty knight is me, Sir Lancelot du Lac ~ I run sticks clear through tyrants' guts and I kill 'em!" |
5 | George Missailidis | 16 | The President of the USA, Donald Trump = Impudent fraud. Lots hated the person. |
6 | Paul Pan | 14 | President Jair Bolsonaro = A pretend lion's job is "roar!" |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Vice President Michael Pence = Deep malice, even sphincteric. |
8 | Murray Cameron | 7 | Opposition leader, Simon Bridges = A dope is in top role. Dimbo resigns. |
9 | David Bourke | 4 | Kyle Howard Rittenhouse = Youth ranked "white loser". |
9 | View | 4 | The late Chadwick Boseman ~ who had talent became sick. |
11 | Tom Myers | 2 | Liberal PM Scott Morrison ~ to sort criminal problems. |
Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.423) |
1 | FatPhil | 26 | Doing KFC religion = Finger Lickin' Good. |
2 | George Missailidis | 22 | Australian Desert = Its land a treasure. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Stella McCartney's 'Eau de Parfum Spray For Women' = Trade from successful new aroma may reap plenty! |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | Washington, District of Columbia = Circus town that big mad fool is in. |
5 | Tom Myers | 17 | Florence, Tuscany, Italy = Once fancy, lately I rust. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | Washington, District of Columbia = It's a good bunch of criminal twits. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 16 | The Land of Shangri-La = A dash of "enthralling". |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | The British Broadcasting Corporation = Bright to act to Brainier, and Oh! So Crisp! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | International Renewable Energy Agency = On nearly clean engineering, a better way. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota = Hey, corona tourism! Trust all got deathly sick. |
11 | Murray Cameron | 5 | The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms = Clear-out of a combat rifle and hooch abuser. |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.393) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | ... = 1. "... |
2 | David Bourke | 25 | The five senses of humans: 1 Touch 2 Sight 3... = 1 Have a hug! 2 See the light! 3 Listen! 4 ... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Famous Picasso paintings: 1. The Old Guitarist... = 1. Struggling musician 2. Agile brothel wome... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | 1. Agnetha Fältskog 2. Benny Andersson 3. Björn ... = ABBA: 1. She's fragrant and stunning! 2. Fat on... |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | The results of the Best Ever James Bond poll: 1.... = 1. The Scot's in Thunderball 2. More reserved, ... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Father dies rescuing his children from sea on We... = Tragic case cost hero life. Rushes in and he hi... |
7 | Paul Pan | 5 | KFC suspends its 'finger lickin' good' slogan b... = Buffoon can suck digits, gulp fried legs - soo... |
7 | Murray Cameron | 5 | Celebrity plastic surgeons, Doctors Paul Nassif ... = We reconstruct arty girl's bad nose and ridicu... |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | Honestly, is the United States President Donald... ~ It's true, but add he's pretty dull, inept and... |
10 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | 1: Donald John Trump 2: Michael Richard Pence ... = 1: Head pain in the neck! 2: Drab jobholder ... |
11 | Rosie Perera | 3 | "Nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have" (D. Trump) = So, as to my run, have urged Putin to be harsh on Biden. |
11 | Tom Myers | 3 | Michelle Obama versus U.S.A. President Donald Trump. = Old Republican's a dupe. Removal's a must. End his term |
11 | George Missailidis | 3 | The First Lady of the United States of America, ... = "I am married to the rudest type of man...it ... |
14 | View | 1 | 'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced ... = To us: another antipathetic fellow, an indecen... |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.560) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | Opinion The hopeful fools seem to campaign, Do little, enjoy some elegant champagne; But, then the loosest puffed-up... |
3 | Maurice Goddard | 16 | ... |
4 | David Bourke | 13 | "Gee, so I got to puff pot, some marijuana? So? I like pot. Let me also put in my defence, NOT inhale, though!" the est... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | "Gee, I feel (I hope) we all like the esteemed Boris Johnson. Fundamentally, though, he's pompous, incompetent, egotist... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 10 | "Effete Joe Biden chose petite Phony Kamala to go with him, as she's all he could get. A felon, he's flopping in the po... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | "To uphold the law, no one supplied missiles to enemies, in effect letting hostages come home." A put up job; if he'l... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | "To feel gleeful in the fight to help to elect such a noisome poop, Me, I tell the filthiest of lies to sheep: Obama go... |
9 | George Missailidis | 5 | "The Dems often jog up the people's logic to benefit these undocumented immigrants -- see, they fail to fool the ... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | ... = "... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | NO PRESENT LIKE THE TIME On seeing a lovely go... = FELINE FINE The music professor entered the ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | A couple of jumper cables walk into a bar. One... ~ A bushel of corn goes to the city pub. An af... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | A summary of the last five American presidents:... = 1. No Jack Kennedy either! 2. Would get blow ... |
5 | George Missailidis | 7 | I AM tanya (23) live in your street. looking f... = Next time, I gotta arrange a friend to come ch... |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 5 | ***** A Cornish Litany ***** From ghoulies and... = ***** Beg to God ***** From the Donald's bull... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Retired Army Brigadier General Anthony Tata has... = The longest title of a military officer anyone... |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
1 | George Missailidis | 23 | Shakespeare Sonnet CXLIV |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | Matchmaker, matchmaker |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | I’m Just Wild About Harry |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | The Lads |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN? |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | Our Father, who art in Heaven, |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | There once was a man from Peru, |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | Man: "We mated for two intense hours!" = Woman: "He snored after two minutes." |
2 | Tony Crafter | 27 | Liam Neeson - one of the 'most hung' actors in Hollywood = Oh my, the action fellow has one monstrous dong! No lie. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | "I fart in your general direction" = I cite an unreal, terrifying odor. |
4 | Murray Cameron | 15 | Cunt's grime = Minge crust. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | The bad first impression = Fart, piss or shit in me bed! |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 12 | Dirty old women ~ wilted on my rod! |
7 | Tom Myers | 9 | Anal probing ‡ A boring plan. |
8 | George Missailidis | 6 | A scorching fart = Crashing factor. |
Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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