| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 43 | When I am in the throes of my despair, ~ a tiny shred of hope remains with me. |
2 | Tom Myers | 35 | Only a matter of time. = I note my mortal fate. |
3 | Adie Pena | 27 | Loved on earth, foliage ended up as ~ a pile of dead leaves on the ground. |
4 | Murray Cameron | 17 | Do not try this at home = Shitty death to moron. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Air hugs = "Hi, sugar!" |
6 | FatPhil | 8 | Right wing nutjobs = Big hint: just wrong. |
7 | View | 3 | The catastrophic failure = Pathetic fiasco, real hurt. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 3 | To walk a mile in another man's shoes = Ah... so we take on his normal ailments? |
7 | Nonce Equitaur | 3 | Deterministic Chaos = Heroic Mad Scientist. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Law enforcement = Men of new cartel. |
Total points: | 155 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | After the Beatles songs, I'll heartily admit: ~ This really is the greatest band of all time. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | "Go ahead punk, make my day." - Dirty Harry (Cl... = "Hi, rat. Okay, is my gun loaded? Empty? Whadd... |
3 | Murray Cameron | 20 | The Pussycat Dolls = Hotly sculpted ass! |
4 | Brian Taylor | 15 | A reunion of the old 'West Wing' cast = We sold a counterfeit Washington. |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | The singer Sir Cliff Richard is eighty years old = Shiny fresh-faced geriatric shortly lies rigid. |
5 | Paul Lusch | 14 | Lindsey Buckingham = Nicks in my bed. (Laugh.) |
7 | Rosie Perera | 6 | What's the fuss over Monty Python's "Life of Brian"? = "Oh," we history buffs vent, "the film annoys pastor." |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | The Banksy remix "Show me the Monet" sells in auction = Theme boasts a cone, sunken trollies. Why mix them in? |
9 | FatPhil | 4 | Elliot Rodger's "War on Women" = Morose loner won't wed a girl |
10 | Adie Pena | 3 | "(I Love You) for Sentimental Reasons" = Someone very fluent is so rational. |
Total points: | 136 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | David Bourke | 24 | A further four years of President Donald Trump = Dystopian future from rather dreadful person. |
1 | Adie Pena | 24 | A "No Mask, No Entry" sign = Annoying most Karens. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | ... = ... |
4 | John Murray | 17 | No free school meals during the half term holidays = Children hunger. I'm ashamed of all these Tory fools. |
5 | Paul Lusch | 13 | Republican hypocrisy = “Principles?” you cry. “Bah!” |
6 | Tom Myers | 11 | President muting = Trump's needing it! |
7 | View | 9 | "We're not going to control the pandemic" = Hard new logic: Men to get no protection. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | Second Trump-Biden debate cancelled = BBC poll: Censure demented candidate. |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | The US Presidential Election on November third = Cheer! Vote Biden *IN*! - *NOT* hostile dense liar Trump! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | First US presidential debate = Pest's rule-defiant diatribes. |
11 | Murray Cameron | 5 | The US Presidential Elections = True political seediness then? |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | "Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had" = The named pervert dawdled with response to virus. |
Total points: | 152 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.462) |
1 | David Bourke | 38 | The late guitarist Edward Van Halen = He had unrivaled talent...it was great. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | Late Thespian Sir Thomas Sean Connery = One manly action star 'reshts in peashe'. :( |
3 | View | 17 | An English actor Sir Patrick Stewart = Also captain in Star Trek's crew, right? |
4 | Michele Pretolani | 13 | Eddie Van Halen = Heaven, I landed. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Jailed socialite Ghislaine Noelle Marion Maxwell = I joined low, millionaire lech as an illegal-sex mate. |
5 | FatPhil | 10 | Scottish Justice Secretary Humza Yousaf = You must reject his "hate" focus, as it's crazy. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The United States President Donald Trump = Dense man that interrupted, disputed, lost. |
8 | Murray Cameron | 5 | Donald Trump = Odd Tan Lump ® |
9 | Rosie Perera | 4 | German Lutheran pastor Dietrich Bonhoeffer = Became irritant; he's hanged for plot on Führer. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden ~ 'dated' n' feared God in Heaven. Amen. |
10 | Paul Pan | 3 | President Donald Trump = Spent-up old retard mind. |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | Republican senator, Lindsey Graham = An uglier mean bad hypocrite snarls! |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | Sir David Courtney Suchet = His ID cues very rotund act. |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | Paul Lusch | 38 | National Forest Foundation = No end to flora infatuations. |
2 | Murray Cameron | 21 | Starship Enterprise = i.e. Shatner's trippers. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Sixteen Hundred Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC = Now ten have exchanged unplanned nasty virus inside. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | American Institute of Health Care Professionals = No free cure for the pain, as that entails 'socialism'. |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | The Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies = Rectifying egress of the Coronavirus epidemic. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | International Civil Rights Center and Museum of NC = Find material covering men's sit-in at lunch counter. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | The Starship Enterprise = Spies threaten her trips. |
7 | View | 7 | The metropolitan city of Milan = Memo to fit: place in North Italy. |
7 | FatPhil | 7 | White Supremacist = See, Trump is a witch. |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | ... = ... |
2 | David Bourke | 35 | Manchester United and England football player Ma... = Battled for funds so hard-up children can rely ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | We rehash the treats of last season: * Bit-o-H... = Healthiest treats for this year's Halloween ba... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The young Princes Edward and Richard, The 'Princ... = Deputy regent Richard Third incarcerated his o... |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | Trump: "I feel so powerful. I'll walk into that... = To hell with the awful ill twerp! Eerie, no?! ... |
6 | George Missailidis | 7 | Former US police officer Derek Chauvin charged ... = Can a foolish crook held in gaol for second-de... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 1 | Chris Christie checks into hospital as a "precau... = Crisis seen? Oh, like paranoiac Trump, he's a ... |
Total points: | 121 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.318) |
1 | Maurice Goddard | 32 | Life's just the fine luck of the draw! Some are posh, most others poor. Some win the Lotto. But I won love! Rosanna!... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | But the most gloomy misfortune of all was seeing the unleashing of the monstrous Covid-nineteen horror-show upon the pla... |
3 | Adie Pena | 22 | That's me -- a poor, shapeless, three-foot-short nothing -- just one unfortunate, often so miserable dwarf. Until I met... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Weak thoughts: "I'm just a victim, not responsible for any personal loss. The whole world mistreats me." Strong though... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Sure, most of the tough problems people face here on the planet stem from that... Not violent tornadoes, though. Or int... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Stendhal implies it would be most salutary for voters if that one jerk Trump weren't to win the Nov. election. He engag... |
7 | View | 2 | Coronavirus is one of those things that we just don't apprehend. Men, this ruthless virus makes people shallow 'n' prof... |
Total points: | 117 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | ... ~ An Iceland store has had its assets frozen for... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | ... = 1. "I'm sorry. I regret the things that I've d... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Favorite Halloween yard decorations/costumes la... = Halloween decor/disguise for twenty-twenty: *... |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | ***** Politics in the Time of Dubya ***** All ... = ******* The Trumpian Era ******* O! After yea... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Several of our favourite compositions by singer... = Here we have a groovy hymn's highlight (never ... |
6 | Paul Pan | 3 | Borat! Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Prem... = The definitive Sacha Baron Cohen film, portray... |
6 | George Missailidis | 3 | Trump and his wife Melania deemed in hospital c... = If that relatively dumb and unrefined presiden... |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.412) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 47 | October |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | MAMMA MIA |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Autumn |
Total points: | 98 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.176) |
1 | Murray Cameron | 40 | Some nasty dog shite ~ got my shoes stained. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 29 | She has ample breasts = A bra helps the masses. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | This old farmer's penis ~ slid far into Mrs. Sheep. |
3 | David Bourke | 22 | The dating site Dinky One = I yanked the tiniest dong! |
Total points: | 113 | from 19 votes (DFE factor: 0.211) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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