Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age
But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything
I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax
Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a lover and mother
what a lover, you wore me out
All you did was wreck my bed
and in the morning kick me in the head
Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore
You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone
You stole my heart I couldn't leave you if I tried
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin' hand
Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart but I love you anyway
Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
I'll get on back home one of these days
YOU CAN CALL ME MAGGIE MAY
I'm Theresa and my last name's May, I'm the new PM,
My idol, Maggie, was the Iron Lady creme de la creme,
So, Mr President, do I say, that you can call me Maggie May?
Oh, Donald you can be my Ronald Reagan any day!
You lured me across the sea, you treated me like a VIP,
You held my hand, that is when you stole my heart.
The morning sun made your coiffured hair look like ripened corn,
As you welcomed me at the doorway to the White House hall,
You asked about my trip, and you talked of our relationship,
Oh, Donald I knew we'd get along just fine!
You backed my Brexit stance, vowed that you would give NATO a chance,
You told me the things that I wanted to hear.
Angela Merkel, eat your heart out baby, I'm his Maggie May,
His leading lady and I don't mean maybe, I am number one.
So join the others, get in line, I do not want to be unkind,
But your dowdy cleavage is not cute like mine.
I look good dressed in vivid red, or even funky leather slacks instead,
Gee, I really put a twinkle in Donald's roving eye!
One thing Donald I've learned is though you're a bon vivant
You're not a buffoon, bigot, or just some guy with a huge bouffant,
Not vacuous or bumptious at all, oh you're nobody's fool,
You made me feel vivacious and loads of fun.
You were a huge surprise to me,
Not bombastic, as I thought you'd be,
I will follow you, let's go (my office or yours?)
I will follow you, let's go, my office or yours?