Anagrammy Winners by Don P. Fortier in 1999
All the winning anagrams by Don P. Fortier from the 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Don P. Fortier with:
George Bush =
He bugs Gore.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, September 1999:
1st - Don P. Fortier with:
Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address =
Sacred martyrs bought land a blessing.
Oh, stand gently amid rags, scars, rubble.
Battles bred such grand moral sayings.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 1999:
1st - Don P. Fortier with:
The best laid plans of mice and men =
And sometimes blind fate can help...
LONG CATEGORY, October 1999:
1st - Don P. Fortier with:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
=
Shakespeare's truly grand romantic love poem added seasonal themes:
Told adored maid how her beauty might almost shame that of Mother
Nature.
Lush, really amorous!
RUDE CATEGORY, November 1999:
1st - Don P. Fortier with:
This is not spam. You are receiving this because you have sent
me information about your program or opportunity and I appreciate
it. I would like to reciprocate because many of you would like
to retire, financially, within 6-9 months, as I will. Let me keep
it short and direct. I have extremely valuable information to
share with you. It involves a private club and wealth building
along with asset preservation. The best part is you DO NOT have
to recruit or sell if you choose not to. Just being a member will
avail you to unbelievable wealth building tools and information
formerly reserved only for the rich and famous. If you want to
test me on my claim to retire with this, financially, within my
first 6-9 months, do yourself a favor and click here.
=
Okay, irate viewers, I'll concede I'm a rotten bastard. I'm a
bitch for this ridiculous crap on USENET. But I've received a
lot of moolah previously with alt.binary files of me and a goat
in "69" sex (a real rarity). Unfortunately the "69"
biting has almost ruined my penis: his teeth chewed it and it's
terribly ugly, and no woman will have me. And I use a powerful
"GLUE" to "preserve my member". Pervert jerks
will buy this stuff, but I hurt too much when I pee. If you want
to try it, I'll provide you the name of every loony moron or flaky
twit inside our circle who'll pay for that shit. Drop me a note.
Ciao!
P.S. I really love sucking that goat, but I won't imbibe urine.
I hate those animal control men or accusations of "an oral
sodomy violation"... not a violation if I have consent, is
it?
SPAM CATEGORY, November 1999:
1st - Don P. Fortier with:
Starting your own business!!!
Get Paid For Every Email Message You Receive!
a.. Earn CASH for every email you receive!
b.. Stop searching... Get email about your interests!
c.. FREE membership... Start earning money right now, today!
d.. Fun and Easy
http://www.sendmoreinfo.com
=
Accrue more of this useless shit!
You get spam in your e-mail forever!
a.. We get paid for your names, see? You never eye a cent!
b.. Program may set your browser to shitty site in Albania!
c.. Never get ANYTHING free!
d.. Deceiving and Embarrassing!
http://www.defines.moron.com
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
1st - Don P. Fortier with:
Piano
Man
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
2nd - Don P. Fortier with:
The
Gettysburg Address
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