Anagrammy Winners by Jon Gearhart in 1999
All the winning anagrams by Jon Gearhart from the 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Piano
Man
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Stipend =
Spend it.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, June 1999:
Jon Gearhart with:
The
Hunting of the Snark: an Agony in Eight Fits
RUDE CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Buster Hymen =
Enter my bush!
SPAM CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Check this out! Too much fun!! Magic tricks, jokes, photos, recipes,
WAV's, and fun. A lot of fun. See me tie a necktie, one-handed,
in one second, blindfolded. Then, I tear up a newspaper and restore
it. I'll teach you magic. 1000 photos for wallpaper. Free slideshow
programs. A LOT of recipes. A ton of really cool helpful links
of all types.
=
We use spam to amuse us. I'll confess, I have loads of fun getting
cocky spam accounts killed off. Please remit an appropriate fee
($1000) ASAP to: Jon Gearhart's recent address -- no phone calls.
You'll be shipped out a hot, poop-like concoction within like
a week as reminder. Hurry! Don't elect to hold off or flinch --
the offer will end.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 1999:
3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
Imagine
RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Erection? Thrust it on in. =
O, insert it into her cunt!
SPAM CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
P.S. To be promptly removed from any future emails from us please
just "reply" to this message and type the single word
"remove" in either the subject field or in the message
text itself. It's that easy. And in most cases you will be removed
from future email lists within 24 hours!
This E-mail was sent by an independent marketing company and we
appologize for any inconvenience.
Under Bill S.1618 Title III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress
this E-mail can not be considered "spam" as long as
we offer you a no-cost way to remove your name and E-mail address
from our mailing list.
=
I wouldn't respond in if I were you, ninny; it's a pimpish way
dirty rotten 'closet' spammers in general test if they've reached
correct addresses on active e-mail accounts. Surprise!! You're
name is probably sold (fast) to umpteen master mailing lists.
Some hide behind the laws by giving you options to tell them to
delete your name. While it seems extremely logical and safe, some
superlosers (big net zeroes) make advantages of loopholes and
bombard countless men and women with juvenile, spam-type stuff.
They suffer. No fair! It's a sin!! I'm fumin' mad!!! -- Jon Gearhart
SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
A
Dream by Edgar Allan Poe
SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
Fire and Ice
by Robert Lee Frost
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
eq.1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Song
by Edgar Allan Poe
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
To the
Holy Spirit
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