Anagrammy Winners by Larry Brash in 2000
All the winning anagrams by Larry Brash from the 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Thomas Alva Edison =
Aha! Ions made volts!
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Does a Scotsman wear anything under his kilt? =
Din not know, Mr. Huge testicles and a hairy ass?
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Gastroenterologist =
I let go torrents o' gas.
SPAM CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
You can earn $50,000 or more in the next 90 days sending e-mail.
Seem impossible? Read on for details.
=
Dear friends,
I lost all my money, i.e. exceeding $9,500,000, on this one spam.
I am one true-born sad-arse.
LONG CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do
for you, ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens
of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together
we can do for the Freedom of Man.
=
A youthful, affluent Kennedy, on accession, he asks aloud: we,
both domestic and world communities, try to look for a way to
unify for the Common Good of All, rather than worry away at your
cozy corner of the turf.
www.award.com
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Harley Davidson Motorcycles =
Very costly old road machines.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
And
Did Those Feet in Ancient Time
SPAM CATEGORY, July 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
A hidden camera follows the prom queen and her date back to their
motel room. You get to see it all! =
ALERT!! (Read me!):
Abandon hope all ye who enter here! It's rot, a load of old shit
etc! Get me out quick, Mom!
SPAM CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THAT RECIEVED MY COMMERCIAL POSTING YESTERDAY,
I TRULY MADE AN ERROR WITH MY POSTING SOFTWARE. IM SORRY =
Regret? O, I'm lying. I really meant to send it. I'm a low-life,
depraved, crazy spammer who scams, too. Priority? I try to get
your cash.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Hello everybody,
I offer you to start earning money today only by reading your email. Maybe it looks imposibile but it is not, 'cause you know how much money is spent by large companies to promote something and emails you'll recive are just sent to promote large companies and their products. Each message will contain one usefull link which should be clicked to add money to your account. The check is delivered to your adress every month.
Click.. http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/1259720
to sign up..
=
I suspected when I read this something was unreal or wrong with it, but no, I ignored my gut feelings and tried it out. Oh, boy, my big silly mistake!
I checked out the cool websites like it says. They must have had some powerful software to read my hard drive and soon stole our credit card numbers. No crap!
You have no conception of my silly, silly, behaviour! Audited? O, I am completely broke! I must accept my money's gone. No cool jackpot! O, no more! No 1,259,720 pence! No - none!
are-completely-silly@unlucky.com
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Bronte Sisters, Anne, Charlotte and Emily =
Celebrate many stories set in the North land.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Missionary Position =
Say, I insist I'm on top o' her.
SPAM CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Does Financial Freedom Interest You? =
O, it's a scam, you indolent reefer-fiend.
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