Anagrammy Winners by Allan Morley in 2001

All the winning anagrams by Allan Morley from the 2001 Anagrammy Awards.

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2001:
1st - Allan Morley with:
A skeleton in the cupboard =
Bones are locked up in that.

SPAM CATEGORY, October 2001:
1st - Allan Morley with:
Dear Friend,

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PEOPLE HAVE LOST 2 to 14 INCHES OF FAT INSTANTLY

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* Sever the fingers, toes, nose, ears, behind, feet, even an entire arm!
* Take a nice pair of pliers then tear out your teeth!
* Give blood! Donate one kidney, one lung, one cornea, one liver, anything you have two of.
* Urinate! Fart!
* Shave your hairy eyebrows, head, armpits, legs, ass and nuts!
* Sever those genitals! It's not as if you ever get any, fatso.

Absolutely failsafe! Watch the extra pounds drop off - LITERALLY!!!

***SPECIAL OFFER!!!*** Slice out your brain, spine, heart, guts and testicles and we can turn you into another inane, idiotic spammer!!!

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2001:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
Intimates by D.H. Lawrence

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, November 2001:
3rd - Allan Morley with:
No man is an island

Table of 2001 Winners

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