Anagrammy Winners by Allan Morley in 2002
All the winning anagrams by Allan Morley from the 2002 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2002:
eq.3rd - Allan Morley with:
The democratic process =
Crap choice deters most.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2002:
1st - Allan Morley with:
Death
of a Whale [version 1]
SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2002:
3rd - Allan Morley with:
[A Nostradamus quatrain supposedly predicting September 11.]
Cinq & quarante degrez ciel bruslera
Feu approcher de la grand cite neuue
Instant grand flamme esparse sautera
Quand on voudra des Normans faire preuue.
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A tense, unseen quarrel of Asia shall come up:
Dual quarters are ruptured, razed in fire;
Abundant fear & deceased men prompt
A crusader avenging, conquering.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2002:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
Conspiracy theorist =
Psychotic, or nastier...
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2002:
eq.1st - Allan Morley with:
The Death Star =
See that, Darth?
SPAM CATEGORY, May 2002:
1st - Allan Morley with:
Are YOU PREPARED for a TERRORIST ATTACK?
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COULD YOU SURVIVE A SPAM ATTACK?
Unwanted and uninvited electronic circulars are not only very wearisome, monotonous, often hideous, inane and highly annoying, but commonly overload and ruin your computer. Thus, you need the SPAM SURVIVAL MANUAL!
1. Take a note of each annoying violation.
2. Attempt to ask each ISP to kindly inactivate each weak-minded,
unmannerly irritant's account.
3. Note the total futility of the above.
4. Phone your attorney.
5. Sulk.
6. Wildly throw random articles across the room.
7. Cut up your computer's modem or cable.
8. Wantonly shatter your monitor with a hatchet, or a small cannon
if available.
9. Last, annihilate your hard drive by playing frisbee with it.
10. You are now totally SPAM FREE, guaranteed!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2002:
3rd - Allan Morley with:
From the
Irish, by Ian Duhig
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2002:
1st - Allan Morley with:
A wet T-shirt contest =
We contrast the tits.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2002:
1st - Allan Morley with:
There is no God but Allah =
The tough old Arabs' line.
SPAM CATEGORY, July 2002:
1st - Allan Morley with:
Sliding Blade PowerTooth™ Pruning Saw with Belt Clip
by FISKARS®
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At last, a spam with real worth and appeal! I could do with one of those things, thanks. Partially because my dern garden grows wild and free in the time I take deleting all the needless, crass and nonsensical spam I get forwarded so incessantly, but largely because right now I feel like snipping important (if meager) soft and fleshy appendages off your body. I don't need to draw you a diagram.
So CLICK HERE if you wanna be Bobbitted quick smart with this sleek, robust, serrated saw. Or perhaps blunt scissors.
It won't hurt a bit. It'll hurt a LOT.
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2002:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
Practise what you preach =
Chap was a true hypocrite.
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