Anagrammy Winners by Larry Brash in 2002
All the winning anagrams by Larry Brash from the 2002 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2002:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Tetrahydrocannabinol =
Inhaled, contrary to ban.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
International Space Station =
It is not a pleasant container.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Oral stimulation of the penis =
Fellatio's proteins in a mouth.
SPAM CATEGORY, April 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
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PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The actress Mae West =
Cast me, sweethearts.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Detoxification and Rehabilitation Centre =
I coax another infantile beer addict into it.
SPAM CATEGORY, June 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
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Here's a few of the most common side effects of consuming anabolic steroids:
1. If you are a crack male bodybuilder, your prick and balls will shrivel up to baby size, and I don't mean 8 pounds and 21 inches long. Breasts will grow large, like the charming boobs of Pamela Anderson.
2. If you are a crack female bodybuilder, the clitoris will flower, swell up like a squashed ugly salami, breasts will shrink and voice will drop 2 octaves to a low awful growl.
3. The liver will become quite cirrhotic, black, necrotic, or worse, a cancerous growth.
4. All your 62 Anagrammy Awards get scrubbed or cancelled.
5. Get knobbled for dealing in illegal goods and end charged in court or confined in jail.
6. Begin to send millions of childish wretched spams to the World's 134,456,789 bored Internet users.
7. The screwball spam will include extensive prompts about removal from the list that the reader never asked to go on in the first place. All it'll do is confirm the innocent readers' email's correct and, in a flash, you can sell them to another bloody "opt-in" list.
8. You could add a clever concept, a proud patriotic tag to the end of the email to make you look like a nice, warm, decent person, not a dumb spamming creep/evil drug dealer who thinks that all 134,456,789 Internet users live in the USA.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
An "Eagle" lands on Earth's moon, making a first small permanent footprint.
LONG CATEGORY, July 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with: [The Constellations]
Andromeda, Antlia, Apus, Aquarius, Aquila, Ara, Aries, Auriga,
Bootes, Caelum, Camelopardalis, Cancer, Canes Venatici, Canis
Major, Canis Minor, Capricornus, Carina, Cassiopeia, Centaurus,
Cepheus, Cetus, Chamaeleon, Circinus, Columba, Coma Berenices,
Corona Australis, Corona Borealis, Corvus, Crater, Crux, Cygnus,
Delphinus, Dorado, Draco, Equuleus, Eridanus, Fornax, Gemini,
Grus, Hercules, Horologium, Hydra, Hydrus, Indus, Lacerta, Leo,
Leo Minor, Lepus, Libra, Lupus, Lynx, Lyra, Mensa, Microscopium,
Monoceros, Musca, Norma, Octans, Ophiuchus, Orion, Pavo, Pegasus,
Perseus, Phoenix, Pictor, Pisces, Picis Austrinus, Puppis, Pyxis,
Reticulum, Sagitta, Sagittarius, Scorpius, Sculptor, Scutum, Serpens,
Sextans, Taurus, Telescopium, Triangulum, Trangulum Australe,
Tucana, Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Vela, Virgo, Volans, Vulpecula.
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This is a list of eighty-eight constellations, all-up, visible on Earth, up in space's vacuum.
Astronomers in ancient Greece, Arabia, Mexico and Asia, and exploring Caucasian mariners observed, mapped and gave each star group arcane names - mercurial superhuman heroes, mythological creatures and various curious animals.
Polaris to Arcturus to Spica to Southern Cross; a complex panoramic circle. Our opus excludes pure spiral nebulae, quasi-circular galaxies, ubiquitous pulsars, unusual quasars, major planets or uncommon moons.
Spurious astrologers, vacuous gurus, paranoiac psychics, and manic mediums loudly murmur, as usual, auspicious star signs or particular unusual conjunctions, can exactly predict, ruin, or cure our capricious lives or mess 'em up. Many peculiar accuracies occur.
SPAM CATEGORY, August 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
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An on-duty police officer pulled over a car and told its driver as he had been wearing a seatbelt, he'd automatically win over $1,949,724 in the National Driver Safety Competition.
"What are you going to do with your winnings?" said the officer.
"In truth, I reckon I'll try and get a valid driver's license again," he replied innocently.
"Dear Lord, no! Don't listen to that rotten idiot!" voiced his rotund curvy wife in the passenger's seat. "He's a real jerk when he's blind drunk!"
A very stoned cousin in the back, roused out of narcotic sleep, frowned at the cop very nervously and groaned, "Run, run! I knew we'd get us arrested and convicted in a stolen car!"
Suddenly, a tiny voice in the trunk, called out in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
SPAM CATEGORY, September 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
From the ethnobotanical herbalists who brought the herba supplementals; Kathmandu Temple Kiff "1" & "2" "Personal-Choice", pipe-smoking products/substances to the common market!!!
We are finally able to offer for your "Sensitive/Responsive", "Personal Choice" Smoking Enjoyment.the "Seventh Heaven" Temple "3" Ragga Dagga™ Pipe-Smoking Substance Supplemental Product. Introduced after three years of research and development; Temple "3" is "Personal Choice" legal Smoking/Indulgence.Redefined!!!
Thanks to recent, dramatic, technological advances in the laboratorial processes for the extraction of alkaloid and glycocide supplements from botanicals/herbas/plant matter, we are now able to offer. in more cultivated/enhanced/viripotent/substantiated format.what had actually already been the most significant, lawful, "Personal Choice" smoking substance available on the planet. "Seventh Heaven" Temple "3" Ragga Dagga™ is the sweet, sweet evolution of all of that.
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To all Bob Marley Wannabes and white Weekend Rastafarians who want to smoke pot and avoid charges from members of the State Police Department, huge long jail sentences, the menace of random urine drug tests back at work, AND appear very cool and clever to your friends , then here's that ultimate product, the thing for you.
Looks like dope, smells like dope, tastes like dope, even makes you cough like dope, but, in fact, you'll never ever get stoned. It happens to be a complete placebo with little or no sedative effects. Might as well be inhaling grass clippings, common catnip, tea, or animal's crap for all it'll ever do. Can't get a bhang from this cheap stuff. Call it a complete cannabis sativa substitute, stone-free sham marihuana, no-high hash, non-commercial-strength common hemp. No examples of active tetrahydrocannabinol traces have ever been found.
The Surgeon General tells people that this flaming crap creates financial side-effects. Please, don't get burnt!
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Electro-Convulsive Therapy =
Pray the volts cure violence.
SPAM CATEGORY, December 2002:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Safe Sex Shell + Condom = Total Protection
The Safe Sex Shell is a circular plastic shell with a protrusive hole on the center. See http://www.sexsafe.biz
This product is to be used in combination with a condom. The protrusion wraps around the mouth of the condom, holding securely in place, thereby reducing the likelihood of it falling off.
Whereas condoms only cover parts of the penis from contact with body fluids, the shell joins together with the condom to protect the entire penis and surrounding areas, further eliminating the risk of contagion. The protrusion also produces a tension around the penis, reducing the blood flow and increasing the duration of erection.
The small protrusions around the center protrusion touch the female, let her feel more happy.
The Safe Sex Shell is invented by Mr. Lin Hua and got patent. Mr. Lin Hua wishes to cooperate with you to promote the product to world. If you are interested in the product, you can contact linhua@ustc.edu
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Dear Mr Hua
I'm writing to complain about your product, the gizmo that one puts on one's erect penis to keep the condom on, less I end up with STD, and, if we do screw, so I can thrill the girlfriend. The Sex Shell thing...
True, it has worked just as you said, as we both had fine sex, until a few unexpected side effects occurred. The main one is I can't get the shell off!
It's been on for four months. I've managed to cut a hole in the french letter so I can finally have a piss. However, I got this chronic priapism, one permanent erection, an chronic boner, one constant hardon, the total opposite to erectile impotence. The head and whole length of the shaft's this purple colour, hot, and seriously hurts. I'm worried it could turn out to be my old penis, not the condom, that will drop off! The stench's totally putrid (people are now recoiling).
Truth is I'm hopelessly stuffed.
Should I see an expert doctor, a clinic or the urology hospital or not?
How about a return, refund or court costs?
Larry 'Eunuch' Brash
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2002:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Dear Brash,
I am barrister Godwin Ezechukwua solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr David Brash, who used to work with shell development company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 1999, my client, his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged. particularly, the New Nigeria Bank (NNB) Plc where the deceased had an account valued at about 10million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated.
Since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives for over 2 years now i seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at 10million dollars can be paid to you and then you and i can share the money. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this dealt through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please reply me by this email address:ezechukwu_godwin@hotmail.com for security to enable us discuss further.
Best regards, Godwin Ezechukwu (esq)
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Dearest Counsellor Ezechukwu
It's with great sadness and shock that I received your news about my much beloved Uncle David and family's deaths. I'd long wondered why I had not had news from him these last three years but I had no idea that he and the family had met such a tragic end.
How I'll miss Uncle and his quite lovely creative wife, Kathy, and beautiful teenage children Anna and Aaron and lovely baby Erica. I can only hope that their terrible deaths were swift and painless.
Uncle David often spoke of the trip to Nigeria in his letters to me, as his nephew (one only living relative). As you may know, he travelled there excitedly to secure the large amount of money that had been offered to him in the email from the Royal Family of Chief Soebo killed during a coup.
We were puzzled and it concerned us that it was a sort of scam and tried to talk Uncle out of taking his family to your beauteous country, but your reliable news confirms that he received the money and that his decision was the correct one. Uncle also spoke at great length of the great honesty of the peaceful Nigerian people, in particular the respectable, impeccable lawyers and his obvious trust in them. Your most agreeable email proves that this trust was correctly placed.
Your kind gift of all these millions of dollars exceeds all expectations. It occurs at a very providential time. I have been quite down on my luck, have no assets, am about to be evicted, and, in essence, become homeless. Hence, under the current circumstances I require that you can post me, at once, an urgent electronic advance to cure the pressing overheads that have been troubling me recently, to cover all court case costs, reasonable retainer and search fees, special taxes, various incidentals, etc.
Please excuse my haste,
Sincere best wishes,
Peace,
Larry Brash.
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