Anagrammy Winners by Scott Gardner in 2004

All the winning anagrams by Scott Gardner from the 2004 Anagrammy Awards.

SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 2004:
3rd - Scott Gardner with:
[A quintuply-true anagram. The following is a list of Kentucky Derby winners, along with the year they raced and their winning time (times are rounded to whole minutes and seconds):]

2003 Funny Cide 2:01
1992 Lil E. Tee 2:03
1989 Sunday Silence 2:05
1976 Bold Forbes 2:01
1975 Foolish Pleasure 2:02
1952 Hill Gail 2:01
1951 Count Turf 2:02
1950 Middleground 2:01
1945 Hoop Jr. 2:07
1944 Pensive 2:04
1937 War Admiral 2:03
1935 Omaha 2:05
1927 Whiskery 2:06
1926 Bubbling Over 2:03
1916 George Smith 2:04
1909 Wintergreen 2:08
1895 Halma 2:37
1878 Day Star 2:37
=
2002 War Emblem 2:01
1999 Charismatic 2:03
1995 Thunder Gulch 2:01
1984 Swale 2:02
1978 Affirmed 2:01
1957 Iron Leige 2:02
1956 Needles 2:03
1955 Swaps 2:01
1947 Jet Pilot 2:06
1940 Gallahadion 2:05
1936 Bold Venture 2:03
1932 Burgoo King 2:05
1925 Flying Ebony 2:07
1921 Behave Yourself 2:04
1913 Donerail 2:04
1906 Sir Huon 2:08
1879 Lord Murphy 2:37
1875 Aristides 2:37


[(1) The horses' names in each group are an anagram of each other:]
Funny Cide + Lil E. Tee + Sunday Silence + Bold Forbes + Foolish Pleasure + Hill Gail + Count Turf + Middleground + Hoop Jr. + Pensive + War Admiral + Omaha + Whiskery + Bubbling Over + George Smith + Wintergreen + Halma + Day Star
=
War Emblem + Charismatic + Thunder Gulch + Swale + Affirmed + Iron Leige + Needles + Swaps + Jet Pilot + Gallahadion + Bold Venture + Burgoo King + Flying Ebony + Behave Yourself + Donerail + Sir Huon + Lord Murphy + Aristides


[(2) The years that the horses in each group raced are an anagram of each other:]
2003 + 1992 + 1989 + 1976 + 1975 + 1952 + 1951 + 1950 + 1945 + 1944 + 1937 + 1935 + 1927 + 1926 + 1916 + 1909 + 1895 + 1878
=
2002 + 1999 + 1995 + 1984 + 1978 + 1957 + 1956 + 1955 + 1947 + 1940 + 1936 + 1932 + 1925 + 1921 + 1913 + 1906 + 1879 + 1875


[(3) The years in each group add up to the same sum (a nice round number, in fact):]
2003 + 1992 + 1989 + 1976 + 1975 + 1952 + 1951 + 1950 + 1945 + 1944 + 1937 + 1935 + 1927 + 1926 + 1916 + 1909 + 1895 + 1878
=
2002 + 1999 + 1995 + 1984 + 1978 + 1957 + 1956 + 1955 + 1947 + 1940 + 1936 + 1932 + 1925 + 1921 + 1913 + 1906 + 1879 + 1875
[= 35000]


[(4) The times of the horses in each group are an anagram of each other:]
2:01 + 2:03 + 2:05 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:01 + 2:07 + 2:04 + 2:03 + 2:05 + 2:06 + 2:03 + 2:04 + 2:08 + 2:37 + 2:37
=
2:01 + 2:03 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:03 + 2:01 + 2:06 + 2:05 + 2:03 + 2:05 + 2:07 + 2:04 + 2:04 + 2:08 + 2:37 + 2:37


[(5) The horses in each group have the same total running time:]
2:01 + 2:03 + 2:05 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:01 + 2:07 + 2:04 + 2:03 + 2:05 + 2:06 + 2:03 + 2:04 + 2:08 + 2:37 + 2:37
=
2:01 + 2:03 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:01 + 2:02 + 2:03 + 2:01 + 2:06 + 2:05 + 2:03 + 2:05 + 2:07 + 2:04 + 2:04 + 2:08 + 2:37 + 2:37
[= 38:10]

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
2nd - Scott Gardner with:
[A loose rendition of Jesus' life in anagrams of "The Gospel According to Saint Matthew."]

The Gospel According to Saint Matthew =

[Birth:]
Chaste mother got digs at place in town [Luke 2:7]
O, we spot child in that cottage's manger [Luke 2:7]
Magi potentates, on go, watch child rest [2:9-11]

[Ministry:]
Cite how Satan tempted Christ long ago [4:3-11]
Theologian attempts teaching crowds [4:23-25]
Was teaching; that epic sermon got told [5-7]
Oh, no! Castigating crowds at the temple! [21:12-13]

[Last Supper:]
Gal tops head with scarce-got ointment [26:6-7]
Apostles gotta go catch dinner with me [26:17-19]
Iscariot gang now plotted that scheme [26:14-16]
Owing to tips, catch Lord at Gethsemane [26:49-50]

[Passion:]
Aghast, we got Pilate to condemn Christ [27:24-26]
Watch Pilate cage, hit, torment God's son [27:27-31]
Wept... Gang acted to nail Him to the cross [27:27-36]
We can depict His torments at Golgotha [27:33-50]

[Resurrection:]
Light... Women to accept that God's arisen! [28:1-7]
Magdalene wept; Christ to act soothing [28:9-10]
Watch God teach, noting apostles' merit [28:18-20]
Now then, come sit at place at God's right [Mark 16:19]

 

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 2004:
1st - Scott Gardner with:
Pierce Brosnan of County Meath, Ireland =
I prefer actual Bond (Sean Connery) to him.

 

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 2004:
1st - Scott Gardner with:
President of the United States of America =
Seems that one stupid rat retained office.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, December 2004:
2nd - Scott Gardner with:
Steinway "Model A" Grand Piano =
We'd played a sonata in G minor.

 

Table of 2004 Winners


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