Anagrammy Winners by Tony Crafter in 2005
All the winning anagrams by Tony Crafter from the 2005 Anagrammy Awards.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, January 2005:
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mother or father or it's my older brother Colin or it's my younger brother Ho Cha Song Sa Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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Inferior logic. It obviously can't be my mom or my pop, for neither venture anywhere near the Chinese restaurant. Furthermore, my brother Colin (timid poof) likes pie 'n' chips. Ho politely doesn't say a thing. Therefore it has to be... Oh hell! It's me!
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2005:
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Death before dishonor =
Defines a brotherhood.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, March 2005:
Tony Crafter with:
A mortal sin =
Moral stain.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
People who take an instant dislike to politicians are merely saving time. =
Please note it, as we also don't like a vain, lying, pathetic Prime Minister. OK?
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, June 2005:
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Donatien Alphonse Francois De Sade =
Dreaded felon's an insane sociopath.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Britain's Labour Party Leader =
Tony Blair (rated a superb liar).
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
A small dick =
Dismal lack.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, August 2005:
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Stonehenge and Avebury in Wiltshire =
When in England, base your visit there.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Britain's 'New Labour' Government =
Blair's vow? Reign on at Number Ten!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
The Snowdon Mountain Railway Ride =
I do mean a windy tour in North Wales
LONG CATEGORY, September 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
A man in a supermarket line sees that a gorgeous blonde in front of him is waving hello. He's rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and, although familiar, he can't place her, so he says, "Sorry, do I know you?"
She replies, "I could be mistaken, but you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind darts back to the one and only time he was unfaithful. "Oh, darn it!" he says. "You're that stripper I screwed on the pool table in front of all my pals while your friend lashed my arse with wet celery."
"No," she replies. "I'm your son's English teacher.
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It was a bleak Monday morning and the harrassed mother was having a hellish time preparing her son Kenneth for school.
"Why won't you understand, mother!" he shrieked. "I am so unhappy. It is awful. Nobody likes me! The meanie teachers don't like me (sniff); the horrible kids all hate me (sniff). I can't face them! I won't go to school! I won't!
"Kenneth, pull yourself together!" said his mother. "Bear up! Life isn't always easy. Sure school can be tough; sure it can be rough - but, as you are forty years old and the school Principal, I'm afraid you really will have to be there."
SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2005:
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN / IF I ONLY HAD A HEART
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, November 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
New movie: 'The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe' =
Worthwhile to see it on a whim, for it can enchant bored children. Heaven!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 2005:
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
JERUSALEM
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2005:
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
"Hope is a waking dream." - Aristotle =
So heartwarming. Said like a poet!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened." Mark Twain =
"Whereas the others were all, thankfully, the imprudence of my phobic, misbehaving imagination."
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
The Christmas movie 'It's A Wonderful Life' =
Festive old film hit is sure to charm anew.
LONG CATEGORY, December 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2005:
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Annabel Lee
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2005:
1st - Tony Crafter with:
The hardcore-porno star Linda Lovelace =
Deep Throat's carnal icon loved her oral!
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