Anagrammy Winners by Toby Gottfried in 2006
All the winning anagrams by Toby Gottfried from the 2006 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2006:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Unsolicited commercial emails =
Mad, malicious, electronic slime.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2006:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Six Jewish gentlemen were once playing poker in their condo's rec room, and one of them bet and lost five hundred dollars on a single hand, and died right there at the table. They fell quiet, and, showing respect for their fallen pal, finished that poker hand standing up.
But who was going to tell his wife, Mimi ?They drew straws, and Reuben, always a loser, picked a short one. They told him to be discreet, gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. He said, "Gentlemen! I am the most discreet guy around. Leave the task for me."
So he went on over to the apartment, and knocked at the door.
The wife answered, asking him, "What do you want?"
He said, "Mimi, your husband did just lose $500 at cards."
She screamed, "HE - SHOULD - DROP - DEAD!"
"My fine lady," Reuben calmly replied, "... from your lips ... to God's ears."
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Back in the 60's, a U.S. Navy ship pulled into a town in Mississippi for shore leave. The Admiral was decidedly surprised to get this request from a wealthy cotton plantation owner:
Dear Admiral,
On Wednesday next, the Nineteenth, it will be my daughter's birthday.
We would like you to send eight of your well-mannered, good officers to a night of polite dance and Southern charm with young ladies at our home.
They should arrive at 8:00 p.m., on the dot.
And, please, don't send Jews.
At 8:00 o'clock on the Wednesday, there did come, dressed in uniform, eight perfectly-mannered ensigns - DARK BLACK. The woman's jaw hit the floor, but she did gather herself together and barely whispered, "There has been a dreadful mistake!"
"No Ma'am," soothed one ensign,
"Admiral Goldberg, he don't make mistakes!"
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2006:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The United States Postal Service =
Cost put aside, I have sent letters.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2006:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The American Dental Association =
To attain each smile and no caries.
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