Anagrammy Winners by Christopher Sturdy in 2007
All the winning anagrams by Christopher Sturdy from the 2007 Anagrammy Awards.
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
a huge pair of breasts =
Ah, grasp for beauties.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
What is the capital of Samoa? =
Fetch atlas to show I am Apia.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, May 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard =
Bar that dreadful baloney.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Please do not disturb =
Don't be a loud pest, sir.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, August 2007:
Christopher Sturdy with:
General anaesthetic =
The neater analgesic.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
American seismologist, Charles Richter =
Historic log scale term carries his name.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
The Disney Corporation =
Deep in cartoon history.
LONG CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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WHEN IS A WOMAN WRONG?
Man has often been critical of the fairer sex, yet seldom brave enough to point out a perceived failure, preferring to make remarks to other men.
Areas of particular contention:
1 driving
2 her parking
3 nagging a lot
4 her dear mother
5 A phone bill that totals over £155
6 at least 254 pairs of shoes
7 mascara/eye makeup
8 post-coital conversations
9 size of my nob
10 having to bear a grudge
11 soap operas
12 tutting at sport
13 channel-hopping
14 PMT
15 commitment
16 furnishing
17 her friends
18 handbags
19 chocolate
20 fellatio
21 pot-pourri
22 flatulence
23 not lifting the toilet seat
24 vegetables
25 anal sex
26 barbecue
27 mice
28 sexy underwear
29 rock music
30 DIY
31 her desire to procreate
32 musicals
33 eating
34 poetry
35 heavy metal
36 surgery
37 diets
38 road rage
39 a fat belly
40 eye-wateringly hot food
41 sobriety
42 attraction to a tart
43 daytime TV people
44 depravity
45 my mates
46 silent treatment
47 pollution
48 a total veto
49 all to pot age 35
50 pay
WHEN IS A MAN WRONG?
A woman is less circumspect and soon lets a man know she can't tolerate elements of his behaviour.
And those 'things' are...
1. EVERYTHING he says.
2. EVERYTHING he does.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
From a translation of Dante's Divine Comedy
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