Anagrammy Winners by Neil Ramsay in 2007
All the winning anagrams by Neil Ramsay from the 2007 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
eq3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Late Shift? ~
That's life!
LONG CATEGORY, March 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
A lonely young lad is totally into tractors. He knows all the latest models.
One day though, he sees a tractor run over a dog and he becomes less interested in tractors because every time he thinks of them he is reminded of that poor old dog.
So, ten years pass and the lad (now a young man) walks into a bar with his girlfriend.
The girlfriend declares "God I hate it when it's so darn smoky in these places"
The lad takes a deep breath and then proceeds to breathe in all the smoke in the bar.
His girlfriend says "Man! how did you do that??"
The young man replied "Didn't you know that I'm an ex-tractor fan"
=
One weekend, a country lane walks into a pub and orders himself a drink.
Some other roads and lanes are all hanging out at the hotel bar too.
The old barman points over to the corner:
"See that motorway. I suggest you avoid him. He's the maddest road in here"
Only soon, a silly little orange dirt-track swaggers defiantly into the pub.
A chilling silence descends.
The motorway despondently downs his drink, hops deftly to his feet and makes for the fire exit.
"Hey, and I thought he was the maddest road in here?" says the lane.
The barman smiles:
"Indeed so, but that orange dirt-track is a cycle-path"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Desiderata
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Scotland the Brave
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Customer: "Waiter, waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?" =
Waiter's tip: "Ahem, I would fancy he's trying to swim out sir."
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Great Britain's House of Lords ~
has inert, bourgeois old farts.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
The Bush Administration's foreign policy ~
is an upsetting, horrific myth based on oil.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Hope is the thing...
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