Anagrammy Winners by Larry Brash in 2008
All the winning anagrams by Larry Brash from the 2008 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2008:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Chest pain =
The panics!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2008:
1st - Larry Brash with:
'God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.' =
God gave us beer so we might use it, have some mirth, and score more.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2008:
1st - Larry Brash with:
NOTE: This forum is heavily moderated. Spam and troll posts will be removed promptly =
"Spam! Spam! Spam!" is the word. It's all derived from our beloved little Monty Python role.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2008:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Games of the Twenty Ninth Olympiad held at Beijing, China =
The big athletic men, highly fit women and the pandas. Enjoy it!
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, September 2008:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
I respectfully request to be relieved from the command of this army =
President Bush reflected: "My time has come to formally quit forever".
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2008:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The International Council of Man Laws.
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry, ONLY under these circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog died to save its master.
(b) When you realize that Angelina Jolie is about to button her blouse.
(c) Just after wrecking your boss's prize car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: A man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by friends.
4: If you have known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. Even remembering your mate's birthday is optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the cover for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It's permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you are sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: The girl who replied to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360.
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13: If a man's fly is down, frankly that's his problem. You didn't see a damn thing.
14: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate it truthfully by quite a similar knowledge of the game and, further, by the ability to drink as many beers as other sports watchers.
15: It's recommended that a man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight hard.
16: Never pause to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not BOTH. Remember, that's plain greedy, rude, unfunny and a crime.
17: If you compliment a man on his six-pack, you'd better likely be talking about his choice of beer, and not his tummy.
18: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a former friend of yours. However, you may if she's unreasonably and stubbornly withholding sex pending your response.
19: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you're on the same footing (both urinating or both waiting in line). For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is likely all the conversation you will need.
20: Never allow a phone conversation with a woman to run longer than you're able to have intercourse with her. Further, keep a stopwatch by the phone. By the way, hang up if necessary.
21: The morning after you and a married woman, who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling quite weird and guilty isn't a reason for you not to nail her again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
22: It is assumed acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
23: You shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.
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