Anagrammy Winners by Larry Brash in 2010
All the winning anagrams by Larry Brash from the 2010 Anagrammy Awards.
LONG CATEGORY, February 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
An eighty-six year old man went to the local doctor for his usual checkup one day.
The doctor asked how he was going and the old man said:
"I reckon things are great and I have never felt better. Best of all, I now have me a cute pretty little twenty-three year old bride who is three months pregnant with my baby. So, what do you say about that, Doctor?"
The doctor considered that question for a moment or two and then began:
"Let me tell you a story."
"I have an older friend, very much like you and he has never missed a hunting season."
"One day he was setting off to go a hunting trip. Being in a bit of a hurry, he picked up his walking cane instead of his shotgun."
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"Now, on the lengthy trek north-west, nearing a lake, he came across a very big strong beaver sitting on the waters' shore."
"He realised that he had gone and forgotten his trusty gun and he knew he couldn't shoot this magnificent creature."
"Out of habit, he raised the cane, aimed it at the animal, as if it was his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'Bang! Bang!'"
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and, oh boy, the beaver drops over dead."
"Now, what do you think of that, eh?", enquired the doctor.
The old boy said:
"My, my! I know any fancy logic would say that likely someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied "Yes, indeed. My point exactly!"
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
This may contain traces of nuts =
Fact: That is in anyone's scrotum.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2010:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Gender reassignment =
Redesign strange men.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Society for the Protection of Unborn Children =
Pro-life bunch is too concerned for her tiny tot.
LONG CATEGORY, May 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
This man was walking along a beach, when he found a bottle and picked it up.
A genie magically popped right out and said, "Thanks for letting me out there. For your kindness I will grant you just one wish."
Then the guy said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but cannot do so because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish then is for you to build me a super-highway from here straight to Hawaii."
To that the genie replied, "Sorry, but do not think that I can do that. Now, just you think for a few minutes of all the work involved in this highway from here to Hawaii. Then think of the huge pilings it would need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean."
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The genie continued: "Oh and you think of all the concrete that I would need to pump. And, as the Pacific is a very long span, I propose it would need to build eight hundred gas stations and relief stops along this highway... Huh! It is a big prohibitive problem. That is just too much to ask. You have to modify it or think of an easier wish."
The guy had thought for a while and said, "One thing I have always wanted to know about. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry for joy, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult and painful to get along with... In brief, what makes them tick?"
The genie thought for a while then asked him, "OK, how do you want that highway? With two lanes or four?"
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Woman's G Spot =
"Now!", most gasp.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Our golden wedding anniversary =
We're old, gray and on nine IV drugs.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson =
It's our landlubber in tense story overseas.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, December 2010:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love =
Canny rocker duo, but not alive.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2010:
eq1st - Larry Brash with:
"Right before Christmas eve, Santa noticed he had lost his 'Naughty or Nice' list. Would you please make a new one for him?"
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OK Santa, here's the new list I have compiled for you:
Nice:
Most humanist aborigines.
Naughty:
Each of the world leaders.
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