Anagrammy Winners by Chris Sturdy
All the winning anagrams by Chris Sturdy from the Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2004:
1st - Chris Sturdy with:
Week ashore =
Seek a whore!
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2004:
eq.2nd - Chris Sturdy with:
No doubt =
Bound to.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2004:
1st - Chris Sturdy with:
A woman having triplets =
Won't ma split her vagina?
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2004:
3rd - Chris Sturdy with:
Someone who says "rubber" in England =
Nobody's blushing. No, we mean "eraser".
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2005:
1st - Chris Sturdy with:
pan·gram (n): A sentence that uses all the letters of the alphabet. =
chal·lenge (n): An attempt at utter helplessness before that "Aha!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2005:
3rd - Chris Sturdy with:
A beauty from The Sound of Music
Do a deer a female deer
Re a drop of golden sun
Mi a name I call myself
Fa a long long way to run
So a needle pulling thread
La a note to follow so
Ti a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do
=
Sham from Lloyds bank
Owe, a debt, an unpaid debt
Pay us sum or go to jail
Fee, add sum for calling late
Far, how near you'd get to bail
Woe, alarm and much to dread
Ta, for selling me full loan
Free, to sink into the red
And once again I'll owe
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2005:
1st - Chris Sturdy with:
A nasty derailment ~
meant train delays.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2005:
2nd - Chris Sturdy with:
Blowin' in the wind by Bob Dylan
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
=
Oh Man by A N.O. Man
How many hurricanes must hit New Orleans
Before men admit they're the boss?
Yes, 'n' how many times must those damn levees break
Before Mr. Bush gives a toss?
Yes, 'n' how many claims must a householder make
With no money seen for his loss?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
What kind of a planet will our kids see
Without any ice caps 'n' oil?
Yes, 'n' why do the States divide man by race
Yet expect people all to be loyal?
Yes 'n' why do tax breaks reward the well off
When the poor receive none as they toil?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How does that Bush man justify war
And how does he feel he can sleep?
Yes 'n' many an Arab hit as a man
An enemy sown, now they reap;
Yes 'n' anyone beaten by mean FEMA men
May feel abandonment deep.
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind
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